Authors: Kate Charles
A Callie Anson Mystery
Poisoned Pen Press
Copyright Â© 2015 by Kate Charles
First E-book Edition 2015
ISBN: 9781464200472 ebook
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To quote Abraham Lincoln, âAll that I am,
or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.'
In loving memory of Kathryn Lucile Fosher
As ever, I am indebted to a number of people for their encouragement and sharing of expertise. They include Suzanne Clackson, Deborah Crombie, The Reverend Dr. William Dolman, Ann Gray, Sharon Jones, and Marcia Talley. I'm also grateful to Gladstone's Library for providing a wonderful writing space, and to my two agents, the late Dorothy Lumley and the amazing Nancy Yost.
Revisiting the past was a bad idea. Callie Anson knew thatâespecially given her own recent pastâbut there was something irresistible about the invitation she'd received.
It had arrived in the post not long after Christmas, amongst the late greetings cards and the glut of January sales catalogues, and had sat on her desk for about a week before she'd done anything about it. She'd opened the envelope, read the invitation, thought about it, thenâ¦postponed a decision.
Deacons' Week at Archbishop Temple House, her old theological college in Cambridge. A time when those in their first year of ministry were bidden to return to the familiar precincts of the college to share problems and insights gained, to be reunited with friends and colleagues, with tutors and staff. A âfacilitator' would run the sessions, and these get-togethers had proved in the past to be beneficial experiences for those who took part. All Deacons were strongly urged to attend, though of course attendance wasn't mandatory. It would take place in the spring, just after Easter.
Callie might have postponed her decision even longer if Tamsin Howells, one of her best friends during her time at Archbishop Temple House, hadn't phoned her out of the blue.
âWell?' Tamsin demanded. âAre you going?'
âIâ¦haven't decided,' admitted Callie. âAre you?'
âProbably. Depends on who else goes, of course. I haven't returned my reply slip. I'm waiting to see.'
âBut how will you know who's going?' That, in a nutshell, was the problem. Callie would love to see Tamsin again, and her other friends Val and Nicky. Some of the staff, and certainly her tutor. But not Adam. Definitely not Adam.
Tamsin chuckled. âFacebook, of course. I've posted it as an event, and invited everyone from our year. I've asked them to RSVP. But the trouble is that hardly anyone has yet. Scott Browning said yes straightawayâhe wouldn't miss it, of course. But none of our friends. Including
,' she added accusingly. âI suppose no one wants to commit themselves until they know who else is going.'
âA bit of a Catch 22,' said Callie. âActually, I don't really do Facebook.'
âYou don't do Facebook?' Tamsin's tone of disbelief could not have been more profound if Callie had said that she didn't believe in God.
âI've never really got into it.' She knew that Tamsin lived and breathed Facebook, but Callie had too many things on her plate to spend the time necessary to get heavily involved in online social networking. Real life, she'd decided a while ago, was more interesting. Especially since Marco had become such a big part of her world.
âI can't imagine not doing Facebook. It's the first thing I look at in the morning, and the last thing at night.' Tamsin chuckled again, wryly. âI suppose you're going to tell me I ought to get a life, right?'
It was exactly what Callie had been thinking, but decided it was better not to go there. âIt all depends on what you mean by a life, I suppose.'
âWell,' said Tamsin, âNicky still hasn't seen the light. If that's what you mean. But I continue to live in hope.'
Hope was a good thing, Callie acknowledged to herself. Especially for a clergyperson. One of the big three: faith, hope, charity. She wasn't convinced, though, that all the hope in the world would do Tamsin any good when it came to Nicky, and she was aware that her next words sounded lame. âI guess you never know.'
âWell, Nicky says he's going to Deacons' Week, anyway. So I suppose that means I'll go. Unless he changes his mind or something.' Tamsin sighed. âAnd
Get onto Facebook, woman. It's about time you entered the modern world.'
Callie had a sermon to write, but the gauntlet had been thrown down, and she couldn't resist the challenge.
time she entered the modern world, and proved that she could be as much of a dysfunctional time-waster as the next person, she said to herself as she logged on, delving deep in her memory for her password. She'd created an account months ago, at Tamsin's urging, but had never bothered to visit it since then.
Her home page was a poor thing, barely deserving the name. Instead of a photo there was a one-size-fits-all silhouette of a woman's head. Her profile consisted merely of her name and âLondon.'
Yes, amongst all the other things that had piled upârequests to be her friend and reports on the daily activities of the few friends she'd already acquired in that short-lived burst of tepid enthusiasmâthere was an invitation from Tamsin to attend Deacons' Week at Archbishop Temple House.
Callie clicked on Tamsin's name and was taken to her home page.
How, she wondered, did Tamsin find time to do her actual job? After all, there were only so many hours in a day, and Tamsin was a curate like Callie, with a parish to serve and a vicar to keep happy. Her vicar must be much less demanding than Brian Stanford, and her parishioners must be singularly without problems and needs. Clearly Tamsin had not exaggerated the scope of her activities on Facebook, which were truly prodigious. She had in excess of five hundred friends, with whom she evidently kept up a constant correspondence in the form of public âwall' messages. There were probably private messages as well, and who knows what other methods of communicating with her vast network.
Callie couldn't help smiling at Tamsin's profile photo: it captured her so well. The word that summed up Tamsin was âround.' Baby-blue eyes, round as saucers; bouncy blond curls; chubby cheeks; a body that was all curves. Tamsin wasn't exactly fat, but her short stature, combined with the generous size of her breastsâlike over-inflated balloonsâgave the impression of someone who would never win the Weight Watchers' âslimmer of the year' prize.
And yet to judge Tamsin by her appearance would be to vastly underestimate her. She was a woman of great intelligence and profound insights, as Callie had discovered very quickly at theological college. In their little circle of friends in their tutor group, Tamsin was undoubtedly the cleverest. People
underestimate Tamsin, all of the time, to their own cost.
Did Nicky underestimate Tamsin? On the whole, Callie didn't think so. She clicked through from Tamsin's home page to Nicky's.
Nicky Lamb looked utterly angelic in his profile photo, dressed in cassock, alb, and his deacon's stoleâbutter wouldn't melt, Callie's mother would have said tartly. Again, appearances were deceiving. It wasn't that the Reverend Nicky Lamb, curate of St Ninian's Church, Brighton, was wicked. On the contrary, he was a good man with an integrity so deep that other people often found it daunting. But Callie knew that he had the most trenchant sense of humour she'd ever encountered. Much of it was self-deprecating, which took the edge off its sharpness. Yet he could cut the pompous down to size with just a few well-chosen words. And there had been plenty of pomposity resident at Archbishop Temple House, where Nicky Lamb had not always been the most popular of ordinands.
Except with Tamsin, of course. Tamsin adored Nicky unreservedly, and had done so from the beginning. Ignoring common sense and the counsel of her friends, Tamsin lived for the day that Nicky would return her feelings. The trouble was, as Callie well understood, the train was never going to stop at that station. No, Nicky would be a far better match for Callie's brother Peter. Callie had sometimes thought about introducing the two of them, during those frequentâif briefâperiods when Peter was between boyfriends, except that it seemed vaguely disloyal to Tamsin. And probably a certain recipe for disaster, she acknowledged to herself.
Tamsin might not have a hope in hell, but that didn't stop her from taking a job in an adjoining diocese to Nicky's, so that she could travel to Brighton on her days off and spend time with him. They were good friends, Tamsin had explained to Callie. And if that's all it was ever going to amount to, it was better than nothing. Or so Tamsin reckoned.
Val was the one who thought Tamsin was crazy. âDoesn't she realise?' she'd said so often to Callie. âIt's just not going to happen. And it's keeping her from meeting other people. Men, I mean. Straight men. Men who might conceivably marry her.'
Marriage was a subject which loomed large in Val Carver's mind. She'd been single when Callie and the others had met her, during that first week at college, and like the rest of them she seemed focused on her vocation to the priesthood. But it turned out that she had a secondary focus as well, and before the end of their first year she'd been sporting an impressive engagement ring. The lucky man was Jeremy Carver, the chaplain of the college; they had married last summer, during Val's final term.
Callie clicked on Val's name and was taken to her home page.
Val's expression looked smug, Callie decided. Not surprising, as she'd managed to achieve the two things she'd set out to capture: a clerical collar and a husband. Her relationship status was proudly proclaimedââMarried to Jeremy.' And in the space for religion she'd put âDeacon in the Church of Englandâto be priested next summer.'
She was an unlikely
, thought Callie as she studied the photo. Val was as angular as Tamsin was round, tall and flat-chested, with long, straight, mousy hair and square-framed spectacles. She looked like the quintessential school-teacherâwhich is what she'd been, of course, before theological college and ordination. Val had been one of those women who'd always known she wanted to be a priest, but even though she'd come of age after that had become possible for her gender, she'd had the misfortune to be part of that generation that had been sent away by the ordination selectors and told to get some âreal world' experience before training for the ministry. She'd felt fairly bitter about it at the time, she'd confided to Callie, yet she'd served her time in the classroom with determination, if not distinction. And now, like the rest of them, she was almost there: a deacon, on the verge of being a priest.
Val might not be as prodigious a user of Facebook as Tamsin when it came to the quantity of friends, but she was more disciplined in the matter of organising and posting her photos. Callie clicked on the list of Val's photo albums and discovered that there were a number of them, from âwedding' to âordination' to âparish activities.'
There was even an album devoted to snapshots from theological college days, and Callie was surprised to find that she was tagged in quite a few of them. Val Carver, Tamsin Howells, Nicky Lamb, Callie Anson: they were there in various combinations, often without Val, who had been wielding the camera. They were devouring pizza at a favourite cheap eatery, lounging in the common room, and even punting on the Cam.
Punting. Callie remembered that afternoon very well. A glorious day in April, during their first year. It had been so unexpectedly beautiful, after a long rainy spell, that they'd been drawn to the river, its banks lined with a profusion of bloomsâdaffodils, crocuses, hyacinths in the thousands.
âLet's hire a punt,' Nicky had suggested impulsively, and in spite of Val's reservations about his abilities, he had demonstrated quite a surprising facility for punting. The photos showed him handling the pole with a smug grin, while Tamsin gazed at him with wide-eyed admiration and Callie looked apprehensive.
What a lovely day it had been. Cambridge in the spring: there was nothing more glorious. Callie felt an uncharacteristic swelling of nostalgia in her throatânostalgia for that day, that place, those people.
Deacons' Week was scheduled for April, after Easter.
She would go, Callie decided. If her boss Brian was amenable, she would go.
Brian hadn't been keen. Lukewarm, at best, Callie recalled several months later, as she packed her case.
Her request had caught him a bit by surprise, and Callie suspected that he wanted to run it by his wife, Jane, before committing himself irrevocably to any particular position.
âIt's after Easter,' Callie had pointed out. âAnd it's only five days.'
Brian tented his fingers together and regarded their tips. âBut we generally go away after Easter. Janey and I. To Wales. We can't really leave the parish unattended, can we?'
Last Easter she hadn't been there, Callie wanted to say to him. And all of the Easters before that. Evidently he'd left the parish unattended plenty of times before. Why was it different, now that he had a curate? âIt's only five days,' she repeated. âI wouldn't be away on a Sunday.'
âAnd who would pay for it?' Brian asked, changing tack. âThere's no spare money in the parish budget to subsidise your little holidays.'
Callie made an effort to control her frustration. âIt wouldn't be a holiday. It's continuing ministerial education. CME. The diocese budgets money for that, I've been told. And if necessary I'd pay for it myself,' she added.
It had worked; Brian had eventually agreed that she could have the time off, as long as the parish didn't have to fund it.
But now that the time had come, Callie was having second thoughts.
Why had this ever seemed like a good idea? she asked herself as she contemplated the clothes she'd laid out on her bed.
Would people be wearing their dog collars and clericals? Or would it be more casual and informal, with the sort of clothesâjeans and sweatsâthat they'd worn as students? She would hate to be caught out either way, so she'd better be prepared for either eventuality. And maybe she'd need something smart in case they laid on a posh dinner.
Callie folded up an oversized college T-shirtâto sleep inâand tucked it into her case, then checked her sponge bag to make sure it contained everything she neededâthe last time she'd used it was when she'd had to move into the vicarage for a few weeks. Thank goodness that particular experience was behind her. Her flat above the church hall, re-roofed after a storm which made it uninhabitable, felt like home to her, and it was so good to be back.