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Bobby’s interests expanded from his own routines to include larger matters, like overseeing life at the studio and running the academy’s newsletter, “CATA Gossip,” which he’d founded and which he wrote, edited, and distributed. Fosse’s column, “Looking Thru the Keyhole—by the Sneak,” razzed students for missing class, dished academy romances (“What blonde singer is enamoured of what blonde dancer—and is it unrequited? [If you don’t know what this means consult your Webster]”), and singled out hard workers. “Propaganda note,” wrote the Sneak, “Ruthie Faltermeyer doing her stuff in Gym class at Ravenswood School. She gives the CATA good publicity.” (Publicity: the concept fascinated him.) With Charlie Grass, Bobby wrote his own segue patter for academy recitals, which he was emceeing regularly.

 

CHAS
:
Well that’s over.
BOB
:
What will we do next?
CHAS
:
Go on with the show.
BOB
:
What will we call it?
CHAS
:
“The Parade of Blondes.”
BOB
:
How do you get that name?
CHAS
:
YOU SHOULD SEE THEM.
BOB
:
Oh! Yeah! Well you stay here and on with the show and I’ll be back.
CHAS
:
Not on your life. MAYBE I’ll be back.
BOB
:
Well, no kidding. I’ll tell you what we’ll do. I’ll tell the folks about the show and you go out there and dig me up a nice blonde.
CHAS
:
O.K.
BOB
:
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a show from the Chicago Academy of Theater Arts on Ashland Avenue and Montrose and we hope—
CHAS
:
Will this do?
[Brings on Hal Felman]
BOB
:
Will what do? I said a BLONDE. You sure must be colorblind.
CHAS
:
You don’t understand. Hal’s the guy with the blondes.
BOB
:
Oh, yeah. The blondes. Well, what does he do with them?
CHAS
:
He sings about them.
BOB
:
Well, let him sing. Introducing Mr. Hal Felman, who will sing you a number from
Alexander’s Ragtime Band,
“A Pretty Girl Is Like a Melody”!

Applying himself to rehearsal every day after school and on weekends, Fosse had always showed precocious commitment to the work, but now that he was an earner for his family, his intensity increased. “He was starting to be a perfectionist,” Grass said. “We’d practice over and over in front of the mirror to be exactly the same, legs the same, arms the same, perfectly extended. When someone got on the wrong foot, we’d turn and face each other, like a mirror, and do it again and again until we got on the same foot.” Academy dancer Beth Kellough could see the dedication on his face. “He’d furrow his little eyebrows
and concentrate,” she said. “I think he wanted to be better than everybody.” Bobby, dead serious now, told Grass to call him Bob. By 1940, the name Bobby Fosse had disappeared from recital programs. He was Bob Fosse.

 

Astaire and Rogers held the movie slot
the night he and Grass made their first public appearance, shoulder to shoulder “with five acts of vaudeville!” (the sign said), at Chicago’s Oak Theater. Formerly considered one of the district’s grand palaces of stage entertainment, now the Oak was just one of many theaters called, euphemistically, presentation houses. Vaudeville was dying.

It would be a long death. Motion pictures had begun to talk, and the more they talked, the more they grew; the more talent the movies pillaged from the Palace stage, the more the stage talent left longed for that lucky call from the coast. The pay was far better in Hollywood, and life under the pink canopies of Beverly Hills was less painful than life—if you could call it that—on the road. As soon as they could, vaudeville giants like Eddie Cantor, the Marx Brothers, and Buster Keaton sold out and bought in, leaving behind them second-rate hams whose every old-hat yuk and tumble made movies seem fresher than ever. By the 1930s, most of the great vaudeville palaces, unable to command golden-age revenues, were forced to wire themselves for sound. Out went the burnished oak, the gilded arches; in slithered coal-colored cables. Some said it was a fad—they were wrong.

After
The Jazz Singer
came out, the typical vaudeville bill, as if ashamed of itself, broke into a schizophrenic split of live theater and canned film, and as the pictures got livelier and lovelier, the stage acts got worse. Then they got perfunctory. Then, unable to fall any farther, the entertainers got desperate. So they got proud. No matter what the world was telling them, the old clowns told themselves they were the
real
show business, the real talent, the neglected heart of American entertainment. Embittered, envious, and losing their grip, they stood their ground on cranky floorboards and vowed to defend their corner of the trade long after the audiences went home and the lights went out. Hence the presentation houses. With the star acts gone to Hollywood, booking agents had to bring in movies to fill the Oak Theater, which boasted almost a thousand seats, its art deco flourishes curling away the spirits of a dreamier era.

It was the only time Astaire ever opened for Fosse. As his image danced, towering twenty feet above him, Bob slipped behind the screen at the Oak Theater and followed Astaire’s supersonic feet. “He wanted to dance
with
him,”
Grass said, “but the manager would come behind the screen and ask, ‘What’s all this noise back here?’ So he took his tap shoes off and put on his street shoes and followed Fred Astaire.”

The Riff Brothers’ opening double, a light tap routine, gave way to Fosse’s solo, a dance set to the heart-rendingly topical (in 1940) “Stars and Stripes Forever,” in which Fosse, a soldier’s cap on his head, rushed the footlights and pantomimed gunfire at the audience using his taps for bullet shots (he’d seen Astaire do it in
Top Hat
). Grass did his “Blue Danube Waltz” solo, a classy respite, then the two segued into their challenge taps. Fosse did wings; Grass beat them with knee drops and splits; Fosse destroyed those with a round of backward pullbacks, kicks, leaps, leaps from squats, and so on. To “resolve” the challenge, the Riff Brothers came together for their finale. Here Weaver demonstrated a key lesson: Sell. Dazzle them in the end, and they’ll forget whatever tripe came before it. Thus, the Riff Brothers’ “Bugle Call Rag.” As one boy endeavored to do his trickiest, flashiest moves, the other, grinning, cheered him on, selling the performer to the audience and the audience right back, sending the room into a whistling frenzy. The whole act was eleven minutes. Bob Fosse was thirteen years old.

Weaver and Comerford bought them sundaes after the show. Being bundled up against the snow and getting loopy on ice cream with a man who seemed to be around a lot more than his father—it felt so good. “Bob spent more time at the studio than he did at home,” Grass said, “and he thought of Mr. Weaver like family.” Man and boy were partners now. After class, when the other boys and girls went home to dinner, Bob and the Skipper huddled by the radio listening to the fighter Joe Louis dance loops around his kill. The two shared the shorthand jive of showbiz slang—
flops
and
bombs
and
hits
—and exchanged wordless signals across the studio. Best of all, for Fosse, was the pride. The look on Mr. Weaver’s face. Taking the money home.

“Weaver didn’t care where he put
Bobby and Charlie,” classmate Dorothy Kloss said. “As long as they were working, he had what he wanted.” The hotter the Riff Brothers got, the more they rehearsed, first regularly, then whenever they could grab an hour between long division and their evening shows. They were traveling more now too. “When we started performing,
it was only every other weekend,” Grass said. “Then our parents gave the okay that we could perform every weekend Friday and Saturday and even Sunday. We’d do our homework in the back of the car. Sometimes we’d hop a train to do a theater and maybe a USO.” After piling into Weaver’s sedan,
the boys ran the act in rapid dance-speak while Weaver, behind the wheel, inserted a thought or a correction when needed. He drove them to American Legion clubs, the odd novelty show. Bob and Charlie would be thrown in with the local whistler, tenor, comic, whatever, and sometimes a semipro act to class up the evening. But not by much. “I played every two-bit beer joint
in the Midwest,” Fosse said, barely exaggerating—and many of those joints played him. Weaver booked the Riff Brothers into rigged competitions. But the act, Weaver assured them, was part of the act. Fosse remembered, “The booker would call you up
and he’d say, ‘All right, on Tuesday you win second prize at the Belmont and on Thursday I’ll give you third prize at the Adelphi.’” At ten dollars a night
and six bookings a week (at the Bijoux, there were five shows on Saturday alone), Bob was doing pretty well.

He went to the movies.
If they were showing Fred Astaire, he’d leave the theater dancing. If it was a Saturday, they’d run four features and he would go all day, from nine in the morning till nine at night, and if it was Fred Astaire
and
a Saturday, he wouldn’t get to bed until very late because he’d dance the longest possible route home—he wanted more surface area, and the more irregular the surface, the better. When the sidewalk felt too flat, he looked for fireplugs and garbage cans. He could get higher that way. Going back to the theater gave him another chance at a closer look at Astaire’s shoes, and leaving gave him another chance to take it from the top and this time, seriously, do it right.

The grade-schooler took out
a fresh sheet of paper and, in his best, most grown-up handwriting, penned a letter to Mr. Astaire, care of MGM. What kind of shoes did he wear? What size were they? If Bob figured that out, maybe he would know how to be good. If he could change the size of his feet.

 

In 1941, having outgrown their former residence, the Fosse family moved up, slightly, to a larger house on Sheridan Road, near Lake Michigan. In the house were
Edward’s wife and son (Edward had left for the war in France), Don’s wife and son (Don had been drafted too), and Bob’s sisters, Patsy and little Marianne. While the adults were tending to the grandchildren or talking about the war, while his father drank himself to sleep
in the basement or his mother put herself to bed early
with cardiac pain, Bob would see to it Marianne was happily entertained. In the summers he shaved
down the family’s collie so that just the fur on its mane and the tip of its tail remained, and he told Marianne it had turned into a lion, and (after pouring blood-like ketchup all over his face) he wrestled it to the ground for a laugh. “He loved her so much,”
Ann Reinking said. “She was like his little doll.” One Easter morning,
Marianne awoke to a string tied to her smallest toe. She followed it out her bedroom door and found a matrix of twine cobwebbed around the house that led, finally, to an Easter basket of candy and painted eggs.

Weaver upgraded that same year.
He moved the academy to 1961 West Lawrence Avenue, a bigger studio with a stage at the far end of its largest room. After school got out, Bob and Charlie would dash over to dance class, then, when class ended, they would spend the rest of the evening working on their routines. With their own set of keys, the Riff Brothers could stay as late as their bedtime, around ten. For extra money, they taught classes five days a week, writing and printing out dance notes with stencil and rubber. On weekends Bob and Charlie would take a streetcar down to the Loop, home to Chicago’s theater district, to see the great acts that came to town and try to get backstage for photos and autographs.

Charlie Grass wasn’t Fosse’s best friend, but he was just about the only guy who knew his secret. “In those days,”
Grass said, “show people weren’t very popular. It was considered out of place to put on makeup and a costume and perform. So we kept it quiet between ourselves.” Fosse also kept quiet his crush
on Beth Kellough, a cute blonde three years his junior—Kellogg, they called her, like the cereal. As Bob and Beth were about the same height, they were partnered for recitals year after year. They grew up together, changed together. “Dancing at that age,”
Kellough said, “you look older than you really are. Your body starts to develop early and you have on all that lipstick, rouge, and mascara.” Fosse knew not to try anything. Disrespecting a dancer would be a direct violation of Weaver’s number-one rule. “He treated me like family,”
Kellough said, “like his sister.”

Miss Comerford disappeared. “All of a sudden, she was gone,”
Kellough said. It was tuberculosis, some thought. “It was another man,”
Grass recalled, “an earlier boyfriend from Iowa. He took her away.” Weaver, stooped from a lifetime of hunching over a piano, stooped even lower after she left. He let his cigarettes smoke down themselves. He’d put one on his lip and forget it was there, or forget he was. Fosse—always watching him—liked the look.
He slipped the cigarette into his act. With the studio lights dimmed, Bob savored his reflection in the rehearsal mirror: a Camel drooping from his mouth, turning to ash, and his eyes cutting through the snaking wisp of white. Forget the steps; the effect worked. “Ever since I was young,”
he said, “cigarettes were identified with work.” Weaver converted to Christian Science
after Comerford left, and he gave up cigarettes. So Bob smoked his while hiding
on the back stairs, afraid of getting caught. He didn’t want to be bad. But the mirror was right, and he loved looking good.

Forty-Five Years

G
IRLS. HALF THE STUDENTS
at Amundsen Senior High School fell into that category, and half of that half fell for Bob. He had grown into an attractive young man. He was always running track or dancing, and his seemingly guileless smile (practiced but sincere) made them forget everything but that smile. “As a teenager in high school,”
Kellough said, “some people thought he was gay. He wasn’t effeminate, but people thought any boy who was a dancer was not right. He may have gone out of his way to be a womanizer to prove to people that he wasn’t.” There was Marion Hauser and Miriom Wilson. There was Mary Vagos, Mary Farmakis, and Melvene Fitzpatrick.
And there was only so much Bobby could tell them about what he did at night. He kept the same policy with the swim team, student government, and his teachers: he talked like a normal guy who knew nothing about show business or dance. At proms and school socials he had to be relatively well behaved when the music started. Rhythm would bring out the truth. Of course, Fosse couldn’t afford to be
too
clumsy in a roomful of clapping girls enthralled with his vulnerability and charm. “He had two lives,”
Grass said, “a normal life, then the nightclub life.” A showman in more ways than they knew, he presented beautifully.

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