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Photograph by the Riker Brothers

Aaron Karo is an author, comedian, and screenwriter. His books include
Lexapros and Cons
,
I'm Having More Fun Than You
,
Ruminations on Twentysomething Life
, and
Ruminations on College Life
. He was born and raised in New York, currently lives in Los Angeles, and always pays on the first date. Find him online at
AaronKaro.com
and follow him on Twitter
@AaronKaro
.

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This book is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events, real people, or real places are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, places, and events are products of the author's imagination, and any resemblance to actual events or places or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

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Interior designed by Mike Rosamilia

The text of this book was set in Scala.

Library of Congress Control Number 2015933770

ISBN 978-1-4814-4063-9 (hc)

ISBN 978-1-4814-4065-3 (eBook)