I am America (and so can you!) (83 page)
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Authors: Stephen Colbert,Rich Dahm,Paul Dinello,Allison Silverman
Tags: #United States, #Political culture, #Humor, #Form, #Political, #Television comedies, #General, #Topic, #Television personalities, #Colbert Report (Television program), #Social values, #Political satire; American, #Essays, #American wit and humor
b. Pear
c. Starfruit
d. Human
Political leaning:
a. Republican
b. Libertarian
c. Republitarian
d. Right-leaning
Liberpublican
e. Conservative
f. Conservacanitive
g. Republiservative
h. Independent
(Republican)
Religion:
a. Catholic
b. Other
George W. Bush:
a. Great President
b. Greatest President
Highest level of education:
a. High School
b. Your old man·s belt
c. Liberty University
d.
·
Theres a letter after “c”?
Marital Status:
a. Single
b. Flying solo
c. Alone
d. …so alone…
Favorite Colbert Report Episode:
a. #1013
b. #1144
c. #2087
d. #3011
Favorite friend from Fox and Friends:
a. Steve Doocy
b. Brown haired guy who isn·t Steve Doocy
c. Whichever blonde lady they have now
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