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I A M A M E R I C A ( A N D S O C A N Y O U ! )

Examples of SG’s are Mr. Sulu, Doogie Howser, and this one other famous guy
It’s not me.

who’s about to gay surprise everybody.

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SO HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

Where did all these “The Gays” come from?

Well, there are those who argue that some people are born gay. But this is just silly, because we are made in God’s image. So if someone were born gay, that would mean God is part gay, and he is definitely not. He is 100% hetero. God is all Man.

And I can prove it.

BIBLICAL ACTS THAT PROVE GOD IS NOT GAY

It’s Amen—

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CREATED MAN AND WOMAN: Took one of Adam’s ribs and made