Authors: Lesley Glaister
Little Egypt was once a well-to-do country house in the north of England. Now it’s derelict and trapped on a small island of land between a railway, a dual carriageway and a superstore, and although it looks deserted it isn’t. Nonagenarian twins, Isis and Osiris, still live in the home they were born in, and from which in the 1920s their obsessive Egyptologist parents left them to search for the fabled tomb of Herihor – a search from which they never returned. Isis and Osiris have stayed in the house, guarding a terrible secret, for all their long lives until chance meeting between Isis and young American anarchist Spike, sparks an unlikely friendship and proves a catalyst for change.
Praise for Lesley Glaister
“Pick almost any paragraph on any page in any of Lesley Glaister’s great fat pile of nine novels and you’ll spot a combination of words snazzy enough to make your heart sing. ” —Julie Myerson
“Crime writing of the highest order, creepy ... with satisfying fits of the shivers.”
“Glaister’s rounded gift is to show life as it really is.”
Independent on Sunday
“Glaister has the the uncomfortable knack of putting her finger on things we most fear, of exposing the darkness within.”
Independent on Sunday
“Glaister’s novels always appear to be as effortless for her to write as they for us to read.”
is the prize-winning author of twelve novels, most recently,
. Her stories have been anthologised and broadcast on Radio 4. She has written drama for radio and stage. Lesley is a Fellow of the RSL, teaches creative writing at the University of St Andrews and lives in Edinburgh.
By the same author
(Tindal Street Press 2010)
(Sandstone Press 2007)
Nina Todd Has Gone
As Far As You Can Go
Now You See Me
Sheer Blue Bliss
The Private Parts of Women
(Hamish Hamilton 1994)
Limestone and Clay
(Secker and Warburg 1993)
Digging to Australia
(Secker and Warburg 1992)
Trick or Treat
(Secker and Warburg 1990)
Honour Thy Father
(Secker and Warburg 1990)
Are You She?
(Tindal Street Press 2004)
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For Andrew, once again
PIKE’S A THIN
streak of a boy, American, with silver studs in his face and ears, pale matted snakes of hair, and a distinct whiff of the vegetable about him. He hitchhikes when he needs to travel, or else he walks. He doesn’t believe in
We met when he sprang from a skip and landed right in front of me in a tumble of rolling oranges. I screeched and clutched my trolley handle, frightened half to death. He was all solicitation and apology – charm, I’d go as far as to say. We were in the service area behind the supermarket and I’d caught him ‘dumpster diving’.
U-Save throws out huge quantities of perfectly good food just because it’s out of date. A sinful waste and shame, I say, and have said, but do they take heed? Once I’d regained my composure, Spike showed me his haul and offered me a caramel doughnut – delightful. And then he climbed back into the skip and called things out:
‘Carrots? Hummus? Tiramisu?’ and if I said yes he passed them to me and I added them to my trolley. I’ve seen him regularly since then and the same has happened, which does save money, but really the fun is in the sport of it, don’t you know? If I could climb and spring about like Spike I’d do it myself. The beauty of it is that you never know what’s coming next. I’ve been introduced to all sorts of new delights that way: panacotta, globe artichokes, sushi, chicken satay on most useful pointed skewers.
‘To leave,’ I said, nodding towards my home.
‘And go where?’
‘Sunset Lodge. Once I’ve sold up.’
He snorted his derision, but I indulged myself once more in describing the luxury I’d seen in the brochures: reclining armchairs, vast televisions, tempting menus, alternative therapists, a dedicated ‘friend’, parties, seasonal entertainment and a
-star suite for visitors.
Spike ground out his cigarette and fiddled with the packet of tobacco. ‘Don’t give in to the fuckers now,’ he said.
‘You asked my dream,’ I pointed out.
We sat in a silence that almost approached the prickly for a while, until he broke it.
‘They still hassling you?’
I shook my head, which was a lie. Stephen, the latest of the developers’ representatives, waits for me twice a week in the U-Save café where I go each morning for my coffee. I conduct all my business in the café rather than let anyone into the house. (Osi would go berserk at such an invasion.) The U-Save Consortium propose to buy Little Egypt – the last remnant of the family property – to raze to the ground and erect what they call a ‘mega-homestore’ and it’s Stephen’s task to win me over.
From the scattered litter, Spike picked up a glossy leaflet advertising this week’s special offers and skimmed it, scoffing. ‘Thirty-six fishy nuggets – buy two get one free – that’s 108 fishy nuggets. The oceans will be fished-out before they’re finished.’
‘And think of all those fish without their nuggets!’ I jested, but he didn’t laugh.
‘What if,’ I said, ‘now don’t go getting on your high horse, dear, but what if a person
want to sell a property to someone like, say, U-Save.’
‘Then they’d want their fucking heads examined.’
He moved to a crouch as if about to spring away, but I caught his arm. ‘But what if, for instance, there was something there, something hidden that got uncovered, dug up, say, during the building work?’
He cocked his head at me and squinted. ‘Like Roman ruins and stuff?’
‘Mmm,’ I said, ‘or a corpse, something in that line?’
There was a chink of silver against tooth as he puffed out his lip. ‘Huh, they’d cover it up and you’d never know. Think they’d let anything get in the way of profit?’
Though he was not to know it, these were the magic words that freed me. It was a thought quite new, a revelation. Ever since . . . well for all the years, all these years I’ve supposed that we could never leave, that once
was discovered we’d go to prison; Osi, certainly, and perhaps me, too. That’s what Victor believed and left me believing.
I needed to be back home to test the thought. To be alone. If Spike was right, then we could sell and go. Could it really be so? But what of Osi? I flailed about until Spike hauled me to my feet. (My knees are really dreadful, the left in particular. You can get new ones, I hear, though not, so far, at U-Save.)
‘You really think so?’ I asked him.
‘I fucking know so,’ said he.