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Subject: Re: (no subject)

From: Elliot Rowe

Date: Fri, Apr 4 at 11:42 AM

To: Madeline Whittaker

Last night again soon, please.

Also: you are very adorable when you're stoned. And also clearly something of a genetic freak. Seriously, I have no idea how someone who finished that entire plate of spaghetti bolognese could also be the same person who looks like
that.

 

Subject: Re: (no subject)

From: Madeline Whittaker

Date: Fri, Apr 4 at 12:02 PM

To: Elliot Rowe

Oh my god, I seriously never smoke. I think it would make my job a nightmare. I mean, not that I would smoke at work, but more that I work in dangerously close proximity to a test kitchen . . . and we just finished shooting a gluten-free cookbook. I have never seen so many brownies and blondies (in racial harmony) in one spot.

Also, you're the best for saying that I'm a genetic freak. I'm not, but it helps to . . . work out? . . . after. :)

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