The Misadventures of Maude March

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For my husband, Akila.

My husband is, as ever, my greatest supporter and champion.

Put your feet up, honey,
and let Maude and Sallie bring you a sarsaparilla.

T
HE HEAT WAS AWFUL.

The breeze, when we got one, felt like it came out of an oven. Aunt Ruthie hoped to take our minds off our misery by taking us to town. Even in the dim cool of the mercantile, sweat made our clothing cling to our skin.

My dress was the worst, made out of some kind of muslin that got itchy once it stuck to me. Every two minutes, Aunt Ruthie would say, “Stop scratching, Sallie, it isn't polite.”

The shooting didn't start until we'd stepped outside of the mercantile. The screen door whacked shut behind us, and we were greeted by a volley of shots. It was stunning really. Then it was scary. The noise was too great to take it all in at once.

It's strange the way time stretched in that moment and seemed to go on forever. The entire morning passed through my mind, starting when my older sister Maude ate my biscuit with jelly that I had left over from breakfast.

When I complained there were no more biscuits, and that was the last of the black currant jelly, she said, “If you wanted it, you shouldn't have left it laying around.” So while Aunt
Ruthie said it was the heat, I knew it was that biscuit that had me squabbling with Maude all day.

As we neared the barbershop, walking to town, Maude pulled Aunt Ruthie toward a stone bench, saying, “You're tiring yourself. Come sit down for a minute,” and I dragged on Aunt Ruthie's other arm, saying, “It gets too hot to sit on that rock in the sun. Let's go someplace cooler.”

Aunt Ruthie said, “I've had enough of being pulled apart.”

In the mercantile, she showed her teeth at us and whispered, “You are to keep your distance, both of you. I don't care to listen to you bicker for another minute.” We promised to be good. To this, she said, “Stay over there by the farm goods.”

In these aisles, there were only smelly jars of lanolin and herbal salves to examine, and such things as curative oils for ear mites and wireworm to avoid, having nasty little pictures of the ills on the side of the bottles. This bothered me so bad that I pulled a dimer out of my pocket and set to reading it instead.

But Aunt Ruthie was right in sending us there. It was not two minutes before Maude started up again. She told me that Joe Harden, Frontier Fighter, was never a real man. “Those books weren't meant for girls to read, either,” she said.

“How would you know?” I said to her. Maude didn't like for me to read dime novels. Sad to say, Maude thought dimers were a waste of learning how to read.

“It's just a made-up name for made-up stories out of books,” she said. “Boys probably look up to him, but Joe Harden is just a story figure.”

“Like David?” I asked her.

“David who?”

“David who slew Goliath. Is he made up?”

“Of course not, Sallie,” Maude said. “What a terrible thing to say. Don't you let Aunt Ruthie hear you talk like that.”

I didn't think Aunt Ruthie would care all that much. She hardly ever cared about anything but whether the work was done right. Maude was the one who cared about such things.

Maude and me were orphaned when our folks took sick with the fever. Aunt Ruthie had already started out from Philadelphia to come live with us and teach school. By the time she got to Cedar Rapids, Aunt Ruthie had to take us in. Or rather, we took her in, and she took care of us.

I'm forgetting Uncle Arlen. He was Aunt Ruthie's, and Momma's, younger brother, but he had gone west not long after our folks died, and we had not heard from him in years. So he didn't count as kin. Aunt Ruthie herself said he was as good as dead to us.

She felt he ought to have stayed around to help her raise us, I guess. Around the middle of winter, she felt he ought to have stayed around to chop wood; that was when I heard his name mentioned most often. Aunt Ruthie could hold a grudge second to none.

“David's out of a book,” I said stubbornly, “and I ain't never seen any giants.”

“That's because he killed them all,” Maude told me. “You have to stop reading those cheap stories. Your grammar is atrocious.”

“You ever seen any Indians?” I asked her.

“Not around here,” Maude said.

“That's because Joe Harden, Frontier Fighter, cleared them all out. Single-handed.” That's what I said. But down deep, I believed Maude.

“Single-handed
ly
,” she said. Maude had in the past year begun to help Aunt Ruthie in the classroom, and she had become quite a stickler. “Kansas is a frontier, Sallie. Iowa is civilized.”

“It didn't used to be,” I said, but only because it grated on me sometimes that Maude knew just about everything.

Everything except what I had learned from those dime novels. I just knew that if I ever had to survive off the land the way the frontier fighters did, if I had to kill a bear or outsmart a wily Indian, I'd be better able to do it than my sister.

“Ask Aunt Ruthie about Joe Harden then,” Maude said as Aunt Ruthie came our way, carrying her purchases wrapped in brown paper that nearly matched her dress.

We'd been orphans for six years. In that time, given the choice between Maude's answers and Aunt Ruthie's, when mulling over the knobbly questions of life, I'd found Maude's to be more to the point.

Maude said, “Go ahead, ask.”

“Don't you dare ask me anything.” Aunt Ruthie strode right on past us. “Some days it isn't even a good idea to get out of bed,” she muttered as we left the mercantile. The screen door slapped shut behind us, and gunshots broke out in the alley between the barbershop and the saloon across the street. The noise was awful.

A stray bullet hit Aunt Ruthie in the heart and killed her dead.

“What's happening?” Maude said when Aunt Ruthie dropped like a stone. Although the shots were deafening, I heard this as if Maude spoke right into my ear.

There were several other people on the street who took no notice of Aunt Ruthie at all. They were scurrying madly for their own safety. The shooting went on in fits and starts even after Aunt Ruthie fell. Only Maude and I stood like wooden Indians in those first moments.

There was hardly any blood. On Aunt Ruthie's sacking-brown dress, it looked at first like only a dark wet spot, but still I couldn't take my eyes off it. After another moment I saw the hole in the middle of that spot and then the color, just a rim of blood-red at the edge of the dark wet. I don't believe I breathed, watching.

It's safe to say Maude had not noticed even this much when she dropped to her knees to stuff a paper parcel under Aunt Ruthie's head like a pillow. Maude patted Aunt Ruthie's cheek rather smartly, believing her to have fainted. Yanking off her bonnet, Maude used the brim to ruffle the air around Aunt Ruthie's face.

“Aunt Ruthie,” Maude kept saying, scolding really, because she'd told Aunt Ruthie she was tiring herself. Aunt Ruthie wasn't all
that
old, but she'd had a long bout with the influenza the winter before that left her considerably weakened. However, it had not left her with a hole in her heart.

“Maude,” I said, and pointed.

Maude screamed and fell over Aunt Ruthie in a faint.

The gunshots stopped then, although probably not because Maude screamed.

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