Read The New Rector (Tales from Turnham Malpas) Online
Authors: Rebecca Shaw
The New Rector (Tales from Turnham Malpas)
Retired widow and mother of Harriet Charter-Plackett. | |
Willie Biggs | Verger at St Thomas à Becket. |
Sir Ronald Bissett | Retired trades union leader. |
Lady Sheila Bissett | His wife. |
James Charter-Plackett | Owner of the village store. |
Harriet Charter-Plackett | His wife. |
Fergus, Finlay and Flick | Their children. |
Toria Clark | Village schoolteacher. |
Pat Duckett | Village school caretaker. |
Dean and Michelle | Her children. |
Jimmy Glover | Poacher and ne’er-do-well. |
Revd Peter Harris MA | Rector of the parish. |
Dr Caroline Harris | His wife. |
Muriel Hipkin | Retired solicitor’s secretary. Spinster of the parish. |
Betty McDonald | Licensee of The Royal Oak. |
‘ | Her husband. |
Sharon and Scott | Their children. |
Patrick Meadows | Nuclear scientist. |
Suzy Meadows | His wife. |
Daisy, Pansy and Rosie | Their children. |
Neville Neal | Accountant. |
Liz Neal | His wife. |
Guy and Hugh | Their children. |
Michael Palmer | Village school headmaster. |
Sir Ralph Templeton | Retired from the Diplomatic Service. |
Vera Wright | Cleaner at nursing home in Penny Fawcett. |
Her grandson. |
Her tiny bedroom caught the first shafts of sun each morning and she lay revelling in its warmth. The neat floral curtains with their tiny pattern matched the neat floral bedspread. The carpet was cream with a tiny pattern on it, too. This was the first house she’d ever lived in where the choice of colours and furniture had been her own, her very own. Before, it had always been Mother’s choice – nice, sensible dark reds and browns, lifeless and ‘practical’. That particular bondage had been laid to rest four years ago. Muriel had been a willing slave but it wasn’t until her
Mother passed over Jordan that she realised how she had been bound hand and foot. Her money kept the house and fed them, her money paid the bills for the special foods and the extra warmth, but she’d made none of the decisions.
Released from her chains, she’d returned to the village of Turnham Malpas where she had been born, and bought this ‘starter home’ – except that for her, it would be the starter
and
the finisher. No moving up to better things. This was it – till she needed constant care in a home, heaven forbid. The house was tiny. It had one living room out of which a square was taken to provide a minute kitchen. In the back corner of the living room was a spiral staircase which led to the small landing, hardly bigger than a doormat. Upstairs was one bedroom, and one miniscule bathroom. Not even a space for the vacuum cleaner, which had to live under the spiral stairs. Its compensation was that it was built alongside the churchyard. Glebe Cottages, the little row was called. No one else wanted Muriel’s house, with its view of the ancient graves and the lych gate and the church, but it had a large garden which curved comfortably around the churchyard wall. Muriel loved gardening, and hers was the pride of the village. She’d won so many prizes at the annual Village Show the two years she’d been entering, it was becoming embarrassing. Maybe this year she wouldn’t enter anything at all and give everyone else a chance.
Eight o’clock. As the church clock chimed the last stroke, Pericles came tip-tapping up the stairs. His bright brown eyes sparkled with delight as he flung himself on Muriel’s bed. His snow-white fur contrasted sharply with his bright black nose.
‘Off the bed, Perry, you naughty dog! Get off.’ He leapt down and sprang about the bedroom, looking for slippers or shoes to race off downstairs with. Muriel got up and
chased him out. Looking through her bedroom window, she could just see the back garden of the village store. Eight o’clock on Sundays, James Charter-Plackett – new owner of what was the village shop, but which now gave the appearance of being a miniature Harrods Food Hall – stood naked on the side of his brand-new pool and dived in, shallowly, for the pool was not really deep enough but it was the only way he could force himself to take his morning exercise.
Harriet Charter-Plackett, also naked, followed him in. Muriel could just glimpse them as they stood side by side on the pool edge. She’d once seen her father undressed when she was nursing him through his last illness and had been somewhat surprised, but James, or ‘Jimbo’ as he preferred to be called, was the first man she’d actually had a chance to take a good look at. This cavorting naked in the garden had caused a minor scandal when the couple first started doing it, but the locals now accepted it as one of the idiosyncrasies of a townie. Besides, they liked the revival of their village shop. Mrs Thornton’s fly-blown cakes and tired lettuces and the cigarette ash dusting everything was no longer acceptable in 1990. After all, you had to move with the times, hadn’t you? It was time for a change.
Muriel glanced at her slim figure shrouded in its long cotton nightgown – white, of course. In school photographs Mother had only to look for the palest blob of a face to find it was Muriel. She was still a pale blob. Pale skin, pale blue eyes, pale fair hair, and that was going paler still now it had white streaks in it. In strong sun she was almost obliterated. At boarding school (only a minor one – her parents couldn’t afford one of the better ones) she had been taught to undress without the necessity of revealing any part of her anatomy. It was unseemly to expose oneself, the
Anglican nuns had declared. Muriel often wondered how much their teaching had influenced her relationships in later years. They’d taught her embarrassment and shyness and modesty to such an extent that she had never been able to communicate properly with the opposite sex – except for dear Mr Furbank, of course. Some people might have sniggered that maybe he wasn’t of the opposite sex, anyway, and that was why she got on with him so well. She straightened her shoulders; she must correct her habit of stooping.
Her bathroom was dedicated to cleanliness. Crisp clean towels, snow-white, lay in regimented rows interspersed with fresh face cloths. They were all crisp to the touch for they’d been blowing on the line for the best part of a day getting dried and ‘freshened up’. She actually had seven face cloths, one for each day of the week. All white. That way you knew when they were clean. The walls were white, the bath, basin and lavatory were white; the floor had white tiles, the curtains were white, the ceiling, the taps, the towel rail … all virginal, like Muriel. She had an all-over wash first thing in the morning, after having been in bed all night.
Baths she kept for evenings. She would lie in the scented water with the bathroom light turned off, and just the moonlight creeping into the corners of the room. She would dwell on life and its meaning, though she never had many answers. Sometimes she pondered what her life would have been like if she had married. Children, perhaps four. All nice clean little girls with pretty faces and nice blonde curly hair. Clever at school and well-mannered, not like that young Sharon McDonald from The Royal Oak, all boldness and flashing hips and eyes. Her girls would be sweet and well-behaved. She would prepare lovely meals for her husband each evening when he came home from the
office. He would have a military moustache and fair hair, he’d be tall and fresh-complexioned, and he would be gentle and amusing to be with. Occasionally, though, when soaking in the bath she would see her life endlessly unfolding before her and would weep at its barrenness and isolation. Then, like the good Christian that she was, she would count her blessings and begin to scrub herself vigorously so she would go to bed immaculately clean.
Everything clean, as on every day in the week, Muriel descended the spiral stairs with care. Another ten years and she could have problems with those stairs. Perry dashed to the door to be let into the garden. She’d taught him to relieve himself in one particular spot so that she could disinfect the area each day. He was usually very good. She warmed her blue and white teapot, which matched her breakfast set, with boiling water, preparing it lovingly for brewing her tea. Muriel loved the delicate blue flowers which danced up the spout and around the lid. The handle of her cup had flowers climbing up it, too. She’d chosen the set with a picture in her mind’s eye of her little dining table, hardly bigger than a card table, in the window of her living room. The small silver toast-rack awaited its load, the honey pot, matching, gleamed alongside the silver sugar bowl with its air of Georgian gentility, also matching. A bowl of All Bran followed by toast and honey – her breakfast unchanged since her chains fell off – was augmented by a banana this Sunday morning. A little treat to mark the special day.
When the kitchen was tidy again Muriel glanced at the clock. Time for Pericles’ walk. The back door locked, she took his lead from the hook behind it – a hook shared with her neat white and blue flowered apron which matched the tea cosy and the oven gloves. Hearing the rattle of the lead,
Pericles began chasing round in circles, yapping. Poodles did yap a lot, but she didn’t mind. The gardens at the front of Glebe Cottages were open plan so she had to watch that Pericles didn’t forget his manners.
Straight ahead was Jacks Lane, which ran between the school and the back garden of the village store. On school days she chatted to the children on their way to school and they loved to pat Pericles and ask her why he had such a funny name. Today being Sunday, the school was silent, resting from its labours. Over the wall she could see poor Mr Palmer sitting reading his newspaper on the garden bench. His schoolhouse came with the job. Muriel always pitied him – a widower in such tragic circumstances. Of course the village had stood by him, but there were murmurs which wouldn’t be stilled. He’d stayed on with the stuffing knocked out of him, but for all that the children loved him and he was an excellent head teacher.
There must be nearly forty children in the school now. It had dwindled to five at one time and the County said they would close it. Then in moved these townies with their families, fancying a country life, and then the Big House had been turned into a home for children at risk, so they, too, had helped to fill up the school. What they were at risk from, Muriel wasn’t quite sure. That tale Willie Biggs the verger had told her simply didn’t make sense. She read things in the papers which she couldn’t make head nor tail of, but there you were, they still needed loving like all children.
‘Morning, Miss Hipkin. I got four eggs this morning.’ Finlay Charter-Plackett was sitting astride the stone wall surrounding his parents’ garden.
‘Oh, good morning and A Happy Easter to you, Finlay!’
‘Did you get an egg, Miss Hipkin?’
‘No, dear, I’ve no one to give me one.’
‘Here – have this Cadbury’s creme egg. Mummy’s got plenty in the shop.’
‘I couldn’t, dear, really I couldn’t. Your mother wouldn’t like it.’
Harriet Charter-Plackett, now fully clothed, emerged from between the conifers and looked over the wall into the lane. ‘That’s all right, Miss Hipkin, of course you must have it. I like my children to be generous. Happy Easter to you.’
‘Oh, thank you very much. I shall eat it this afternoon with my cup of tea. Bye bye.’
Pericles was in a hurry to be let off the lead. She crossed Shepherd’s Hill and went into the opening onto the spare land behind the tiny Methodist Chapel. There she undid the little dog’s lead and he raced off to his favourite spots. It seemed ridiculous that he could find such enjoyment every day from sniffing the same clumps of grass. The new coat of paint on the chapel walls had helped to improve it but, oh dear, it
was
so bleak and austere. Muriel much preferred the gentle beauty of her St Thomas à Becket, with its stained-glass windows, the banners, the altar and the flowers. There would be Easter lilies from the glasshouses at the Big House this week. A bit severe, but a delightful change from the usual fussy arrangements done by Lady Bissett. How could anyone be knighted for being a trades union official and be called Sir Ron? Sir Ronald and Lady Bissett. Before the knighthood he’d always been known as Ron Bissett. Now it was Sir Ronald. How could he justify accepting a knighthood? It went against everything he had ever stood for, surely? Lady Sheila Bissett believed she had assumed the mantle of the squire’s wife, but only in her own mind; everyone else knew she’d been serving behind the bar in
The Case Is Altered in Culworth before she married, and unfortunately had never left it behind. She carried the aura of it with her wherever she went.
‘Good morning, Miss Hipkin. Happy Easter to you.’
Muriel blushed bright red. Lady Bissett’s Pomeranian sniffed at Pericles.
‘Good morning, Lady Bissett, and A Happy Easter to you, too.’
‘See you in church later on. Bye bye.’
It was so embarrassing. Of course Lady Bissett couldn’t read her mind but she felt as if she could.
Muriel glanced at her watch and decided to take the short cut across the green as time was running short. No ducklings yet on the pond. The oak, well the Royal Oak, was coming into bud again. Two years ago, it had looked as if it were dying but it had perked up again. When the Royal Oak died, the village would die, too – that was what everyone believed. But the village was beginning to throb with life again, with new people, new ideas. As she waited to cross Church Lane, the new rector – Peter, he asked everyone to call him – crossed from the Rectory into the churchyard. He waved to her and called a cheery ‘Happy Easter!’ She waved back and for a moment wished it was dear Mr Furbank; she could have made him very happy. The two of them there in the Rectory tending the Lord’s garden and watching His little flowers grow. In our dear Lord’s garden. Ah well, you couldn’t put back the clock.
The morning service began at ten o’clock. The children were already in their places when Muriel entered. Willie Biggs gave her a wink. That man would never improve. Dear Mr Furbank should never have given him the job; he was misguided there. Muriel wore her navy suit with the Sunray pleated skirt and a buttercup-yellow blouse. Her
navy straw had buttercup-yellow flowers decorating the brim; she only ever wore it on Easter Sundays. One of her navy gloves had developed a hole but they would have to do. No one would notice if she carried it and wore the other. Organ music flooded the church. Just as Mrs Peel the organist arrived at a particularly triumphant bit, Sir Ron and Lady Bissett came down the aisle to take their places. In less polite circles his stomach would have been described as a beer belly. He had grown his white hair quite long and wore it brushed back without a parting, while his florid face and heavy jowls implied good living, which earlier stalwarts of the trade union movement would have scorned. Muriel found his hale and hearty personality overwhelming.
