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Authors: Violet Blue

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My perspective on fellatio has been reshaped many times as I’ve had different experiences and relationships to oral sex. I didn’t always like it. The first few times were difficult, confusing, and embarrassing. I wasn’t sure what to do: I had a basic idea of how to perform the act, but I had no clue what my lovers might like, what I should be doing with my mouth, or how I should be feeling about the whole thing. What I now know is that the knowing smile and heated body language of a lover who wants oral sex was (back then) my dreaded cue to try to act experienced with my fumbling hands and tentative mouth. It felt like those dreams in which you go to class for a big exam and you’re naked—I felt exposed and found myself wondering how I got there, and how the heck to get through it. I didn’t know anything about the rhythm leading to orgasm, how a penis responds to pleasure—or worse, if I should be feeling humiliated by an act widely considered submissive, “easy,” or demeaning. I’d gag and choke, and my eyes would water, and though my lovers enjoyed my enthusiasm to keep trying to make them feel good, I just felt lost and embarrassed.

Years passed, and I went through periods of giving up on trying to be good at fellatio, not knowing if I was any good at it, or if fellatio made me less worthy of respect by my partners. Even more confusing, I didn’t know why giving head turned me on so much. Turns out I was normal, but not having much fun with fellatio.

Now, I’m a professional sex educator. I’m also a sex writer, penning columns about sex and sexuality for newspapers, online publications and media outlets ranging from
O: The Oprah Magazine
to CNN. I have come full circle with my own experiences, and I am also in touch with other people’s, and I have researched everything about oral sex I could find.

Writing this book was an enormous undertaking. I read and reread everything about fellatio, scoured sex guidebooks and modern erotica, and shook the Internet until it rattled. In addition, I received responses to questionnaires from people in the United States, the U.K., Europe, and Canada, people who comprised the full spectrum of gender, sexual preference, age, race, and ability. I gathered their comments, compiled my research, and looked at the results with the sex-positive, nonjudgmental approach to sexuality that I learned in my extensive training and teaching as a sex educator.

Many of the people who responded to me have allowed me to quote them, and the text is liberally laced with their comments. I got a spectrum of responses to the subject matter—everything from excitement to disapproval. Everyone seemed to have something to say about fellatio, but most folks figured that it was the one-trick pony of sex with men. Men like it; you suck their cocks, it makes them come—simple. And it’s just this oversimplification of sex—especially male sexuality—that keeps us confused and in the dark about men and pleasure,

Why is the subject of men and sexual pleasure so glossed over, reduced to “in and out”? Understanding how someone (male or female) enjoys sex goes much deeper than stereotypes. Whenever the subject of men and sex is written about, it’s either predictably adolescent, cloaked and choked in New Age spiritualism, or clinically dry and sterile. No matter where you look, male sexuality is everywhere, and yet it is still presented as something to be ashamed of. What kind of choices are these?

When it comes to male sexual pleasure and fellatio, the terms become even more reduced to stereotypes, and the information is shallow. Popular magazines present tricks to “wow your fella,” giving instant-gratification tips that help you do something just slightly titillating, without really telling you how to do anything related to the person whose body part you’re having sex with. The messages we get from the magazines, the media, and the people who perpetuate the stereotypes about oral sex and guys is that head is all guys want, that all guys want head, and that it’s an easy way to get them off—because guys are easy to get off. How insulting. To say that these attitudes misrepresent male sexuality is an understatement—and in their ignorance they interfere with our ability to have thoughtful, hot, and effectively pleasurable oral sex with our male partners.

The sex guides that are available are no better. Delve into a book that covers fellatio, and you’ll find a predictable slew of material that tells you what you can do to your easily pleased man. But what you won’t find is a thorough, mindful investigation of men and sex—even sex guidebooks written by men are circumspect. The ones written for men are even more insulting, boiling sex terms into bite-sized chunks of sports euphemisms, as if they needed to “dumb down” the information into simple, digestible terms that men can understand!

This “dumbing down” in virtually all the guidebooks that cover male sexuality makes everything worse, perpetuating the instant-gratification myths that men must constantly cope with, and in an almost sinister way, hinting at the author’s own distaste for the material. It’s as if they wanted to get through it as quickly as possible—it begs the question about the author’s own comfort and judgments about men and sex. Most of these books are written from a heterosexual perspective, which makes me wonder if it’s a pervasive homophobia that causes authors to recoil from the subject. I’ve come to believe that including the gay perspective makes straight authors nervous, as if fuzzing the neat little boxes they’ve put men and women into would somehow ruin everything. Perhaps, for them, it would. So when straight authors cover fellatio, they do so quickly, they invent insulting names for techniques, and they never, ever get into the dirty details of how come tastes, or how to deep throat. They are also handicapped by a serious lack of understanding about male anatomy and how it responds to pleasure, and they omit or hurry through one important part of men’s sexual anatomy: the anus and prostate. Clearly, to omit the gay male perspective leaves out a wealth of information—gay male experience, books, and videos are rich resources for all women and men.

Nothing was left out of this book. This is where you’ll find everything you need to know to give incredible head, and more. This is where you’ll get honest information about male pleasure. This is where you can crash the gates of sex play and learn how to go down on a strap-on dildo. This book fearlessly slashes stereotypes, treads into forbidden pleasure zones. It doesn’t shy away from advanced techniques. Here is where you’ll find everything the other books left out: anatomy for pleasure, genital massage, shaving, a complete investigation of deep-throat techniques, flavored lubes, the taste of come, fellatio games, role-play, bondage, pairing anal play with fellatio, and much more.

So, sit back, relax, and enjoy this information-packed, sexy read. There are many fun tricks and techniques to try, adorable illustrations by Molly Kiely and steamy, explicit short stories by Alison Tyler to get you hot and bothered. May you enjoy putting this book into practice as much as I have enjoyed doing the research.

 

Violet Blue
San Francisco

CHAPTER 1

More Than a Mouthful

Fellatio is a versatile and wonderful erotic art that you can use in any type of sex play with your male (or strap-on-wearing) partner. You can take him in your mouth during foreplay, in between your favorite sex positions, or when switching erotic activities; swap oral favors in a 69; or save fellatio for your last course, dessert. It can be a teasing taste of what’s to come later, a clandestine moment, a tit-for-tat trade, or the entire delicious menu. Oral sex can add intimacy to your relationships, and if you don’t already include it in your repertoire, going down on him can bring you both closer together. However you choose to incorporate it, whatever you like to call it—
fellatio, blow job, hummer, giving head
—the only limitations on how you can use it to enhance your lovemaking are in your mind. The possibilities are endless.

My husband and I like to pretend I’m a prostitute when I go down on him. It feels dirty and bad, and I like it.

This book is a terrific starting point for people who have never gone down on a man before. In these pages you’ll find all the accurate sex information you need to make your first experience safe, pleasurable, and successful. Or if you’re a seasoned pro, you will find plenty of new ideas to try with your favorite fellatio partner. Learning about his sexual anatomy from a pleasure perspective will give you a road map to guide your oral encounters, and you’ll see how his penis, testicles, and anus like to be touched. You’ll also learn about the stages of the male arousal cycle and what happens when men get turned on and when they orgasm—and how to read their body language throughout the process. The essential components of fellatio to orgasm are covered in detail, and you’ll learn how to use your mouth and hands in many delightful combinations. In addition, you will learn how to get off while you go down, get comfortable with deep throating, and layer oodles of tricks and techniques onto your own personal style of giving head.

So Nice to Get, So Nice to Give

The moment she started sucking, it was incredible. I still don’t know why it was so excellent. Part of it was because I was in love with her, and because I had been craving that she suck my cock. But there was a purely physical, sensual aspect to it, which was perfect—beyond anything I had experienced.

Why do men enjoy getting head? A soft pair of lips kissing; a warm and wet tongue caressing; a whole hot mouth wrapped around the center of his pleasure—this, for many men, is heaven on earth. Our mouths convey a sensation unlike any other and can easily stimulate a man to the point of no return. Hands, sex toys, vaginas, breasts, and butts all have their rightful places in the world of sex play, but fellatio combines these elements seamlessly for focused, powerful orgasms that include just as powerful visual stimulation for the recipient.

Illustration 1. So Nice to Give

I love watching girls giving head.

When you go down on a guy, he gets much more than your velvety mouth and a pair of luscious lips wrapped around him. Men love the physical sensations that go along with fellatio, but some even get off on the peripherals—the visual and mental stimulation—more than the sensations. When a lover is between a man’s legs, he has a clear view of all the action, from beginning to end. He sees and feels everything you do. And because most everyone likes some form of visual stimulation, head can be one of the ultimate sex shows—starring him and you. Some men enjoy seeing it as a form of devotion in which they are being lovingly worshiped, adored, made love to. Others might get off on the feeling of power, relishing the notion of being “serviced” or even “taking” the pleasure you offer.

Many men who like oral sex see it simply as that: oral sex, nothing more than a wonderful variation on the menu of sex acts from which you both may choose. It feels good, it feels divine, it’s another fun thing to do with a lover. Another man may think it’s very special and intimate to have a lover who genuinely wants to make him feel good by going down on him. In this case, oral sex is a deliberately shared act that connects body and heart.

Oral sex with a man can happen anywhere. That’s part of the pleasure. And time and place adds to his experience. In the office after hours, it’s naughty, sexy, on the sly. A bedroom can make it more comfortable and private, allowing a broader range of sex play—fellatio as a part of sex that can include one or many different acts in an evening. There are more devious places, such as bathroom stalls and other semipublic settings, where the sheer wickedness of fellatio combined with the risk of being discovered add to the charge of the experience.

Getting Head: Check Your Assumptions at the Door

There’s a particular emotional sense of being fully accepted that I feel when a woman gives me head that adds to my pleasure. You’d think that’s what intercourse is for, but to tell you the truth, I actually experience that sense of total acceptance more strongly when I receive oral sex.

For most men, the thought of an enthusiastic pair of lips wrapping around their penis triggers a response similar to that of a popsicle being similarly sucked—they melt. Getting head is often one of his favorite things; there is really nothing that can duplicate the feeling of a mouth and tongue, supply the arousing visual stimulation, or communicate the acceptance found within the act of his lover kissing his most intimate physical place, his genitals. When you fellate your lover, you make him feel incredibly good physically, stimulate his fantasies (or participate in the creation of new ones for him to revisit later), and make love to him in a direct way, face-tocock—a way that says “I want you” loud and clear.

It’s a commonly accepted cultural idea that head—and all the wonderful things associated with getting it—is what every man wants. Also wrapped in society’s onionlike layers of assumptions surrounding fellatio are two oversimplified stereotypes about men and sex: that men always want it, because penises are like machines and can just plug in anywhere anytime, and that men want head because it’s like an instant service, akin to dropping off the laundry. Not to say that for some men these perspectives aren’t true—they may be true for a few men most of the time, and other men might feel this way only occasionally, while others seldom, if ever. But in reality, these assumptions and stereotypes about fellatio only serve to distance us from our lovers. A cock is not a lightbulb. Its owner might even have concerns about getting a blow job.

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