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Authors: Maureen Johnson

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13 Little Blue Envelopes

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13 Little

Blue Envelopes

maureen johnson

For Kate Schafer,

the greatest traveling companion

in the world, and a woman

who is not afraid to admit

that she occasionally can’t

remember where she lives.

Contents

#1

1

A Package Like a Dumpling

7

The Adventures of Aunt Peg

11

#2

17

54a Pennington Street, London

23

Harrods

31

Good Morning, England

37

Richard and the Queen

43

#3

49

The Benefactor

53

Jittery Grande

59

Bright Ideas

65

The Hooligan and the Pineapple

71

The Not-so-Mysterious Benefactor

81

#4

89

The Runner

93

The Master and the Hairdresser

105

The Monsters Attack

115

#5 & 6

121

The Road to Rome

127

Virginia and the Virgins

133

Boys and Cake

143

Beppe’s Sister

149

#7 & 8

155

The Surfboard Sleepers

159

Les Petits Chiens

171

A Night on the Town

181

The Best Hotel in Paris

189

#9

195

Charlie and the Apple

199

Homeless, Homesick, and Diseased

205

Life with the Knapps

211

Contact of Various Kinds

217

The Secret Life of Olivia Knapp

223

#10

229

The Viking Ship

233

Hippo’s

241

The Magical Kingdom

245

#11

253

The Blue Envelope Gang

259

#12

265

The Red Scooter

271

The Only ATM on Corfu

277

The Runaway Niece

285

The Green Slippers and the Lady on the Trapeze

291

The Magical Key to Harrods

297

The Padded House

305

Seventy Thousand Burlap Sacks

311

Lucky Thirteen

315

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Other Books by Maureen Johnson

Credits

Cover

Copyright

About the Publisher

#1

#1

Dear Ginger,

I have never been a great follower of rules. You know that. So it’s going to seem a little odd that this letter is full of rules I’ve written and that I need you to follow.

“Rules to what?” you have to be asking yourself.

You always did ask good questions.

Remember how we used to play the “today I live in” game when you were little and used to come visit me in New York? (I think I liked “I live in Russia” best. We always played that one in winter. We’d go to see the Russian art collection at the Met, stomp through the snow in Central Park, then go to that little Russian restaurant in the Village that had those really good

pickles and that weird hairless poodle who sat in the window and barked at cabs.)

I’d like to play that game one more time—except now we’re going to be a little more literal. Today’s game is “I live in London.” Notice that I have included $1,000 in cash in this envelope. This is for a passport, a one-way ticket from New York to London, and a backpack. (Keep a few bucks for a cab to the airport.)

Upon booking the ticket, packing the

backpack, and hugging everyone good-bye, I want you to go to New York City. Specifically, I want you to go to 4th Noodle, the Chinese restaurant under my old apartment. Something is waiting there for you. Go to the airport right from there.

You will be gone for several weeks, and you will be traveling in foreign lands. These are the aforementioned rules that will guide your

travels:

Rule #1: You may bring only what fits in

your backpack. Don’t try to fake it out with a purse or a carry-on.

Rule #2: You may not bring guidebooks,

phrase books, or any kind of foreign

language aid. And no journals.

Rule #3: You cannot bring extra money or

credit/debit cards, traveler’s checks, etc.

I’ll take care of all that.

Rule #4: No electronic crutches. This means no laptop, no cell phone, no music, and no camera. You can’t call home or communicate

with people in the U.S. by Internet or

telephone. Postcards and letters are

acceptable and encouraged.

That’s all you need to know for now. See you at 4th Noodle.

Love,

Your Runaway Aunt

A Package Like a Dumpling

As a rule, Ginny Blackstone tried to go unnoticed—something that was more or less impossible with thirty pounds (she’d weighed it) of purple-and-green backpack hanging from her back. She didn’t want to think about all the people she’d bumped into while she’d been carrying it. This thing was not made for wearing around New York City. Well,
anywhere
, really . . . but especially the East Village of New York City on a balmy June afternoon.

And a chunk of her hair was caught under the strap on her right shoulder, so her head was also being pulled down a little.

That didn’t help.

It had been over two years since Ginny had last been to the 4th Noodle Penthouse. (Or “that place above the grease factory,”

as Ginny’s parents preferred to refer to it. It wasn’t entirely unfair. 4th Noodle was pretty greasy. But it was the good kind of greasy, and they had the best dumplings in the world.) 7

Her mental map had faded a bit in the last two years, but 4th Noodle’s name also contained its address. It was on 4th Street and Avenue A. The alphabet avenues were east of the numbers, deeper into the super-trendy East Village—where people smoked and wore latex and never shuffled down the street with bags the size of mailboxes strapped to their backs.

She could just see it now . . . the unassuming noodle shop next to Pavlova’s Tarot (with the humming purple neon sign), just across the street from the pizza place with the giant mural of a rat on the side.

There was a tiny tinkle of a chime and a sharp blast of air-conditioning as Ginny opened the door. Standing behind the counter was a pixie of a woman manning three phones at once.

This was Alice, the owner, and Aunt Peg’s favorite neighbor. She smiled broadly when she saw Ginny and held up a finger, indicating that she should wait.

“Ginny,” Alice said, hanging up two of the phones and setting down the third. “Package. Peg.”

She disappeared through a bamboo curtain that covered a door into the back. Alice was Chinese, but she spoke perfect English (Aunt Peg had told her so). But because she always had to get right to the point (4th Noodle did a brisk business), she spoke in halting single words.

Nothing had changed since the last time Ginny had been here. She looked up at the illuminated pictures of Chinese food, the shiny plastic visions of sesame shrimp and chicken and broccoli. They glowed, not quite tantalizingly, more radioactively.

The chicken pieces were a little too glossy and orange. The sesame seeds too white and too large. The broccoli was so green 8

it seemed to vibrate. There was the blown-up and framed picture of Rudy Giuliani standing with a glowing Alice, taken when he had shown up one day.

It was the smell, though, that was most familiar. The heavy, fatty smell of sizzling beef and pork and peppers and the sweetish odor of vats of steaming rice. This was the scent that seeped through Aunt Peg’s floor and perfumed her.

It rang such a chord in Ginny’s memory that she almost swung her head around to see if Aunt Peg was standing there behind her.

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