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Authors: Jack Kilborn

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Introduction

Jack and Friends

On The Rocks

Whelp Wanted

Street Music

The One That Got Away

With a Twist

Epitaph

Taken to the Cleaners

Body Shots

Suffer

Overproof

Bereavement

Pot Shot

Last Request

Planter's Punch, by J.A. Konrath and Tom Schreck

Truck Stop

Crime Stories

The Big Guys

The Agreement

A Fistful of Cozy

Cleansing

Lying Eyes

Perfect Plan

Piece Of Cake

Animal Attraction

Urgent Reply Needed

Blaine's Deal

The Confession

Horror Stories

Finicky Eater

The Screaming

Mr. Pull-Ups

The Shed

Them's Good Eats

First Time

Forgiveness

Redux

The Bag

Careful, He Bites

Symbios

A Matter of Taste

Embrace

Trailer Sucks

Markey

Punishment Room

S.A.

Serial, by Blake Crouch and Jack Kilborn

Dear Diary

The Eagle

A Sound of Blunder

Funny Stuff

Light Drizzle

Mr. Spaceman

Don't Press That Button!: A Practical Buyer's Guide to James Bond's Gadgets

Piranha Pool

Well Balanced Meal

A Newbie's Guide to Thrillerfest

Inspector Oxnard

Appalachian Lullaby

ONE NIgHT ONLy

Treatment

An Archaeologist's Story

Could Stephanie Plum Really Get Car Insurance?

Cozy or Hardboiled? How to Tell the Difference

Addiction

Weigh to Go: A Personal Essay on Health Clubs

Cub Scout Gore Feast, A Bonus Short Story by J.A. Konrath and Jeff Strand

Hint Fiction

The Days

Exclusive Ebooks by JA Konrath

I
’ve been writing stories for as long as I’ve been able to hold a pen.

I love writing.

My love of writing stems from a love of reading, and my favorite things to read have always been short stories. Maybe because they don’t demand a hefty time commitment. Maybe because, like a buffet, they offer variety and allow you to sample new things. Or maybe because some of the greatest ideas are best presented in 5000 words or less.

In my younger days I’d devour Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, visit the library to check out Alfred Hitchcock anthologies, and buy Charles Grant’s Shadows anthologies and Year’s Best Horror Stories paperbacks. I discovered many new writers by reading shorts, including Anthony Boucher, Ray Bradbury, Stephen King, Lawrence Block, Richard Matheson, Woody Allen, Bill Pronzini, Dave Barry, and John D. MacDonald, masters all.

I learned my craft by studying and imitating these authors, and did so much writing as a kid that my parents bought me a word processor as a birthday gift.

By the time I was out of college I had written over two hundred short stories, and deemed myself ready to write a novel.

From that moment until my first sale took twelve years.

Whiskey Sour, my debut Jack Daniels novel, was published in 2003. I’ve done six more books in the series since then (Bloody Mary, Rusty Nail, Dirty Martini, Fuzzy Navel, Cherry Bomb, and Shaken.)

Though Whiskey Sour was the first thing I ever sold, it was actually my tenth book. The previous nine never found a publisher. Neither did any of my early short stories. Between 1990 and 2002 I wrote over a million words, without earning a single dime. All I earned were rejection letters. Over five hundred of them.

My early work apparently sucked.

Luckily, my new book contract allowed me to write full time. Since writing became my main source of income, and that income depended on people buying my books, I spent every waking hour trying to think up ways to enlarge my audience. It took me years to reach that point, and I intended to do everything I could to make sure my books didn’t flop.

In sales vernacular, that meant immersing myself in self-promotional marketing to spread name-recognition through increased brand awareness.

In layman’s terms, I had to find readers.

One of the main things I did to promote myself was write and sell short stories. Magazines, websites, and anthologies can reach thousands, hundreds of thousands, even millions of people. And as I learned from my youthful reading experiences, there’s no better advertisement for an author than a sample of his writing.

So I looked through my stack of old shorts, rewrote a select few, and sent them out. I also began to write new stories, many of them featuring characters from my novels.

In order to reach as many markets as possible, I wrote about a wide variety of subjects. Some stories were geared toward mystery and crime readers. Others, since my novels have scary parts, were aimed at horror fans. I also penned some straight comedy stories and essays, because the Jack Daniels books contain a lot of humor.

Since 2003, I’ve sold and/or published over fifty stories and articles. Many new readers have found me by reading my short stuff, and have gone on to become fans of my books.

Which leads us to 65 Proof.

Over the years, a lot people have contacted me, asking where they could get copies of old magazines or anthologies I’ve been in. Unfortunately, some of my published stories are out-of-print, foreign, defunct, sold-out, or otherwise difficult to find.

Not anymore.

This collection brings all of my published works together in one package, and it’s a lot cheaper than spending hundreds of dollars buying every single magazine and anthology that features a JA Konrath story, though bless you folks who have tried to do just that.

For reading convenience, I’ve divided 65 Proof into four sections.

JACK AND FRIENDS
. These are stories that directly tie into my series novels. They stand alone, and don’t need to be read in any particular order, nor do they fit into any specific timeline in the Jack Daniels universe.

CRIME STORIES.
These are mystery and thriller yarns that don’t have anything to do with Jack and company. They range in tone from extremely hardboiled noir, to light-hearted satire, to solve-it-yourself mini mysteries.

HORROR STORIES.
Scary tales, some funny, some extremely dark. This is where you’ll find monsters, vampires, ghosts, aliens, and assorted things that go bump in the night.

FUNNY STUFF
. Shorts and essays in various genres, intended to provoke smiles.

While I enjoy writing the Jack books, I have even more fun writing shorts. The short form is liberating. It allows me to experiment, to be goofy, to take risks. I believe within these fifty-five stories is some of my best work.

I encourage you to skip around these pages and sample the different tones and styles. Think of it as a buffet where you can pick and choose.

And thank you for reading. Thank you more than you’ll ever know…

T
here have been seven Jack Daniels novels so far (Whiskey Sour, Bloody Mary, Rusty Nail, Drity Martini, Fuzzy Navel, Cherry Bomb, and Shaken.)

The continuing cast of characters in the Jack Daniels books are one of the reasons I enjoy writing them so much. Having established early on that the series is a mixture of humor, scares, mystery, and thrills, I have complete freedom to write short stories in any and all of these sub-genres.

I use shorts to take my characters in places they wouldn’t normally go in the novels. Jack can function as a traditional sleuth, solving crimes like Sherlock Holmes or Miss Marple. But she can also star in nail-biting thrillers without any element of mystery. She can even be delegated to sidekick role, letting someone else take center stage.

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