A Bad Bride's Tale
A Bad Bride’s Tale
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Polly Williams
For Ben
Contents
One
STEVIE JONSON SWITCHED ON HER LAPTOP. WOBBLING
on the shelf… 1
Two
“SLEPT WELL?” POPPY WHOOSHED BACK THE BALDING
velvet blue curtain… 4
Three
“KIIIIIIIIDZZZZZZ, LUNCH!” YELLED STEVIE’S MOTHER,
Patti—abbreviated from Patricia after a… 15
Four
THE GREEN VW GOLF SCREECHED TO A HALT ON COWLEY… 27
Five
SAM PADDED QUIETLY ACROSS THE LAWN TOWARD
STEVIE, who was… 40
Six
KATY NORRIS REREAD THE PREGNANCY TEST
INSTRUCTIONS. Three minutes? She… 47
Seven
LARA FROZE MID-BITE. SHE PUT THE CROISSANT
BACK on her… 54
Eight
DESPITE BEING LOCKED INTO HIS OWN BUBBLE OF
grief, like… 60
Nine
BEHIND A SHEET OF SHIMMERING GLASS, SEVENTY
FEET above Lower… 65
Ten
WAS SIXTEEN BIKINIS TOO MANY? COULD SIXTEEN
BIKINIS fit into… 70
Eleven
“I AM DELIGHTED TO BE ABLE TO DECLARE YOU MAN… 76
Twelve
POPPY HITCHED UP HER DOVE-GRAY MATRON-OF-HONOR
dress above her now-vast… 90
Thirteen
IN THE TAXI, SEB SAT CLOSE TO THE DOOR, HIS… 95
Fourteen
STEVIE NOTICED JUST IN TIME. MEG HAD SWAPPED
THE place… 101
Fifteen
THE FIRST DANCE—DOLLY PARTON’S “ISLANDS IN
THE stream,” Stevie’s choice—went… 107
Sixteen
JEZ MANAGED TO KEEP THE HONEYMOON LOCATION
SECRET until they… 114
Seventeen
AS ALWAYS, KATY NORRIS MADE SURE SHE GOT UP FROM… 123
Eighteen
SITTING OUTSIDE THE SPA, WAITING FOR HER MASSAGE,
Stevie still… 131
Nineteen
THREE AND A HALF HOURS LATER, HER MUSCLES STILL
feeling… 137
Twenty
STEVIE UNSCREWED THE LID OF THE BROWN GLASS
BOTTLE and… 147
Twenty-One
THE PALMS SEEMED FULLER, GREENER HERE, LIKE
groomed heads of… 154
Twenty-Two
“YES, MUM, HONESTLY, I’M HAVING AN AMAZING TIME,”
Stevie managed… 169
Twenty-Three
SEB ROLLED OFF KATY, SLIPPING OUT OF HER WITH A… 173
Twenty-Four
THE FOLLOWING DAY, STEVIE FINALLY MANAGED TO PRY
her regretful… 178
Twenty-Five
STEVIE STARED, TRANSFIXED BY THE VEINS IN TOMMY’S
hand. His… 183
Twenty-Six
“YOU HITTING THE SACK ALREADY, DAD?” ASKED STEVIE.
“I’m going… 191
Twenty-Seven
DOES LOVE IN YOUR THIRTIES MEAN WANTING THE
SAME things… 202
Twenty-Eight
RITA LAY ON THE SOFA, HER FURRY SLIPPER-SHOD
FEET on… 208
Twenty-Nine
JEZ HAULED STEVIE’S SOLE PIECE OF LUGGAGE, A NONDESCRIPT black… 216
Thirty
ON THE BUMPY TAXI RIDE FROM JFK, STEVIE GAZED OUT… 220
Thirty-One
EVERY TIME STEVIE FELT A KICK OF NUPTIAL
INTROSPECTION, New… 229
Thirty-Two
SNIP, SNIP. THE SCISSORS’ STAINLESS-STEEL BLADES
sliced through finely woven… 236
Thirty-Three
THE NEW YORK AIR WAS HOT. FOREHEADS GLISTENED.
Wet patches… 244
Thirty-Four
KATY THOUGHT IT WAS SEB’S CHEST, RISING AND
falling gently… 257
Thirty-Five
A SOGGY FLANNEL OF CLOUD INSULATED LONDON
FROM summer. Malodorous… 262
Thirty-Six
PATTI WEDGED A TRAY ON HER HIP AND KNOCKED ON… 274
Thirty-Seven
THE BACK DOOR SLAMMED. STEVIE LOOKED AROUND
TO see her… 288
Thirty-Eight
KATY TIPPED THE TAXI DRIVER THREE DOLLARS AND
GOT out… 303
Thirty-Nine
BENEATH GRAY SKIES—DENSELY MATTED, LIKE DAMP
cotton wool—and with a… 310
Forty
POPPY STOOD ON THE FRONT STEP OF HER QUEEN’S PARK… 315
Forty-One
STEVIE DIDN’T SHOW UP TO WORK ON TUESDAY. FOR THE… 319
Forty-Two
“I THOUGHT YOU’D DIED OR SOMETHING,” SAID LARA,
pulling her… 326
Forty-Three
KATY HUNG UP ON SEB, THE RECEIVER MAKING A SATISFYINGLY… 331
Forty-Four
STEVIE CHECKED HER WATCH. SHE WAS RUNNING LATE.
Twenty-five minutes…
Acknowledgments About the Author
Other Books by Polly Williams Credits
Cover Copyright
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ONE
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stevie jonson switched on her laptop. wobbling
on the shelf of her bent knee, it washed her round, pale face with green light, leaving the rest of the bedroom in darkness. It was 1:23
a.m.
She knew what would happen if she shut her eyes. Her wedding—since midnight, only thirteen days, fourteen hours away—had assumed a voice of its own and it was a voice that grew louder as her head sank toward her pillow, whispering questions about monogamy and seating plans, and humming an unbearable rotation of late-eighties disco classics. It hung above her head like a shadow made from thousands of tiny black question marks. She hadn’t slept properly for days. Unable to face another night of in- somnia, Stevie decided to push her tiredness to the limits and stay up as long as possible. This way she would surely fall asleep even- tually, her exhaustion the stones in her pockets that would plunge her into mercifully blank depths.
In the meantime, alcohol would help. She leaned over to the side of her bed, picked up the glass from the side table, and took the last gulp of gritty red wine. Feeling fortified, she checked her e-mails.
2
P O L L Y W I L L I A M S
Nothing interesting. She foraged among eBay’s handbags. Nothing interesting. She clicked on an intriguing site she’d bookmarked earlier that week. “Work Out Your Real Biological Age in Ten Minutes.” Possibly amusing. The health interrogation took forever. Finally, she ticked the last box. She stabbed the Enter key. The mo- dem whirred. The website did its math. Her biological age was . . . thirty-
seven
. Oh. Not so amusing. Stevie was thirty-four years old.
She slumped heavily on the pillows, pushing them down into the dark, drafty gap between bed and wall. Blasted computer. She now felt older than thirty-seven. She felt forty-seven. No, eighty- seven. She was mortal. She was going to die, probably prematurely. She attempted to figure out what she’d done so wrong. It was like trying to recall drunken antics at a party the morning after. Okay. She’d been partial to a Marlboro Light in her twenties, but hadn’t everyone? Skinny jeans weren’t an option, but she certainly wasn’t obese, a size 12 or 14, depending on the shop and the season. She didn’t bake: There was little incentive when the sun just gave her more freckles. So why did she need a preservation order? Stevie sucked in her breath, locking it in her throat as she read. Okay. Aunt Sue’s breast cancer; grandfather’s midlife stroke; caffeine and sugar intake; aversion to gyms; irregular flossing. Oh, and the fact that she hadn’t breastfed a baby. Funny, that.
Stevie slapped the laptop lid down hard. Biology was blunt, tactless. And it was beginning to seriously piss her off. Only last month, her GP, forgetting his bedside manner during a routine contraceptive assessment, dryly informed her that at “her age” (an- tique, obviously), she should perhaps be more concerned about de- clining fertility than avoiding conception. As if childlessness was a “lifestyle choice,” as opposed to the way life turned out. In re- sponse, she’d shrugged like a defiant schoolgirl and, in her eager-
ness to leave the clinic’s steely statistics, snatched her contraceptive prescription renewal out of the doctor’s scrubbed-pink hands, their fingers touching fleetingly. With cruel synchronicity, that night she’d found her first gray hair, pale and curly as an alfalfa sprout.
TWO
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“slept well?” poppy whooshed back the balding
velvet blue curtain, creating a ballet of dust particles.
Stevie squinted as daylight flooded the bedroom. “No.” She smiled sleepily at her younger sister, pregnant and already mother of two children under five. “I don’t expect sympathy.” Yawning, she clambered out of bed, one bare foot, then the other, softly slapping the gnarled pine floorboards. At the sink, she splashed cold water on her face and inspected her reflection in the round, toothpaste- speckled mirror: a pillow mark bisected her left cheek like a scar; tired, pollen-brown eyes; hair fuzzy with the static of sleep and dreams. In fact, she looked as if she had been on some kind of ad- venture during the night and had just managed to scramble back to bed before dawn. In a way, she had, she thought, patting her face dry with a towel, wishing she could shake the remnants of last night’s dream from her head like water.
It was a recurring, unsettling dream, which had woken her up with a start a few seconds before Poppy had pulled back the cur- tains. It hadn’t involved the wedding or even the website. It had
involved Jez’s lip. In particular, the way his upper lip got stuck to his front teeth first thing in the morning. He’d smile and the lip would stretch and pale. It ignited a disproportionate reaction in her, making her flinch away as if assaulted by a particularly fetid blast of breath. And now the lip seemed to have penetrated her subconscious. When had she first started noticing the lip? Four or five months ago, possibly. Had the lip always stuck to the tooth? It seemed rather unlikely that this was a new phenomenon. Relation- ships are destroyed by details. Could the lip be the tipping point?
