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A CATERED HALLOWEEN

“What’s that?” Libby asked, pointing to the woman’s head sitting on the first step from the top. It stared up at her, looking incredibly lifelike. It also looked familiar. Very familiar.

“Shouldn’t the head be sitting in a pool of blood?” Bernie asked.

Mark didn’t answer her. “Wait,” he said instead, and he put out his hand.

Libby stopped.

“Give me a moment,” Mark said.

Libby noticed he was frowning. “Is something wrong?” she asked.

Mark didn’t reply. His attention was focused on the head.

“Well, is there?” Bernie asked while she watched Mark take another step forward. She had a bad feeling in her gut. “Is that a hologram?” she asked. “Because it looks pretty solid if it is.”

Libby watched as Mark stretched out one of his feet and gave the head a tentative tap with the toe of his shoe. It began rolling down the steps…bump, bump, bump…and then it kept going until it stopped at Libby’s feet.

This is not a hologram
, Libby thought.
Holograms do not make noises like that…

Books by Isis Crawford

A CATERED MURDER

A CATERED WEDDING

A CATERED CHRISTMAS

A CATERED VALENTINE’S DAY

A CATERED HALLOWEEN

A CATERED BIRTHDAY PARTY

Published by Kensington Publishing Corporation

A Mystery with Recipes

A CATERED HALLOWEEN
ISIS CRAWFORD

KENSINGTON BOOKS
www.kensingtonbooks.com

To Mike Ruffo.
Thanks for listening.

Acknowledgments

I’d like to thank my family and friends for being there for me when I needed you, and DJM for his suggestions.

Prologue

A
methyst Applegate turned the letter over in her hand. Then she put it down on the desk and looked at the envelope it had come in. It told her nothing. The envelope was one of those plain white, self-sealing ones that you could buy at any pharmacy or office-supply store. Her address had been printed out on a computer. There was no return address. As for the postmark, it revealed that the letter had been mailed from Longely two days ago.

She put the envelope down and read the letter again.

Dear Amethyst,

I’ve decided that it’s time to renew old acquaintances. If you don’t want everyone to find out what you did at the Peabody School when you were there, meet me in the Pit and the Pendulum Room at six-thirty sharp. I will be waiting for you. We have lots to discuss. Remember there’s no statute of limitations on murder. Signed, Bessie Osgood

“Bessie Osgood. Now there’s a laugh.”

She remembered Bessie all right. Bessie, with her braces and her pimples and those stupid glasses she used to wear. Bessie, who always used to roll her skirt up around her waist because she thought it showed off her legs.

Her calves were the only thin part of her, that was for sure. Bessie, who’d told the proctor that she’d seen her smoking in the bathroom and that she kept a flask under her bed. She’d almost gotten her thrown out of school for that,
almost
being the operative word. Fortunately, she’d been able to convince the proctor that she was being led astray by Bessie. Now that had been good. Poor Bessie. She should have taken the hint and gone home. Instead, she’d come up to her and told her she had proof. That she had witnesses that were going to testify against her. She shouldn’t have done that. Amethyst tapped her fingers on the letter. But she’d shown her. Yes. She certainly had.

“Discuss,” Amethyst muttered. She’d discuss all right. That was ridiculous. You didn’t discuss things with a ghost. Ghosts didn’t talk. Bessie was dead and gone, and she should know, because she’d been responsible for Bessie’s “accident.” Poor thing, but those windows were low to the ground, and it was easy to lose your footing if you leaned out too far.

So the question was, who had written the letter? Who knew about what had happened at the Peabody School, and why was it coming to light now?

Amethyst folded the letter up, put it in the envelope, and slipped it inside her handbag. When it came down to it, she was pretty sure she knew who had written this, almost positive in fact. One other thing she did know: they were going to be very, very sorry. Evidently, they’d forgotten with whom they were dealing.

“Amethyst,” her new husband called from downstairs. “We’re going to be late if we don’t get a move on pretty soon.”

“One second, dear. I’ll be right there,” she trilled.

For a moment, she toyed with taking her knife along but discarded the idea. If she did, she’d have to change handbags, and that would ruin her outfit. No. She’d get who she thought it was in a not quite so public setting later. Let them think she would go along with them. That would make the surprise that much sweeter.

She turned around and studied herself in the mirror. Not bad. Not bad at all, even if she did have to say so herself. The body was still good, and after she had a little work done around her neck area, she’d be perfect. As she went down the stairs, she smiled. It had been a while since she had had this kind of fun. She was looking forward to it. She really was.

Chapter 1

L
ibby looked at the darkening sky. In her dream the sky had been black with crows. They’d covered the tree limbs, and then they had popped out of her mother’s pumpkin pie, and she’d woken up in a cold sweat. It had been a long time since she’d had dreams like that. God, she hoped they weren’t coming back after all these years. She was wondering what the dream meant—dreams like that always meant something—when she realized that her sister was talking to her.

“It’s dark out,” Bernie observed as she muscled the van around a turn.

Libby grunted. The wind had picked up. Leaves skittered across the road. “A storm’s coming in.”

“So you’re saying it’s a dark and stormy night?”

Libby looked at her sister and shook her head. “That was bad.”

Bernie grinned. “But irresistible.”

Libby smiled despite herself. Her sister could always make her smile. That was one of the things she loved about her. After a moment, Libby went back to
looking out. The road they were on twisted its way through the woods as it went up the hill. Every once in a while, she caught sight of their destination floating above the trees. The view was not reassuring.

“You should have taken the main road,” Libby said. Their van wasn’t really equipped for driving on dirt and gravel.

Bernie shrugged. “It’ll be fine. Nervous?” she asked.

“About the job?” The truth was Libby always got a little nervous before a catering job. It was just the way she was constituted.

“No. About working at the Peabody School.”

“Why should I be?” Libby asked. It was not that she didn’t know the answer to Bernie’s question; she did. She just didn’t want to admit it.

“After all, the place is haunted.”

Libby snorted.

“People have seen them,” said Bernie.

“Them?”

“The ghosts, Libby. The Peabody School even has a blurb in the book
Haunted Houses in New York
.”

Since Libby didn’t believe that everything that was in print was true, she felt no need to comment. She wished Bernie would slow down. The van wasn’t that stable to begin with, and when it was fully loaded, well. She closed her eyes and tried not to think about the consequences of going off the road. They’d packed the van well, but there was only so much one could do.

Bernie took her eyes off the road for a second and looked at her sister. “Well, I think that having a Halloween Haunted House in a real haunted house is a neat idea.”

“I never said it wasn’t,” Libby replied as she did a quick mental recap of the menu they’d be serving.

She and Bernie had decided to design the menu
around the theme of waffles. Somehow they’d seemed right. Then she’d seen a recipe for them in the food pages of the
New York Times,
and she knew that she and Bernie were on track.

Given everything that was happening in the world these days, people wanted comfort food, and waffles certainly fit the bill. In addition, you could dress them up or down. They appealed to everyone. And because they would be served in the evening, instead of during the morning, you had that whole fish out of water thing going on. Not only that, but from a business point of view, waffles were cheap to make. The ingredients cost next to nothing, and it took about five minutes to mix up the batter.

Libby was particularly proud of the chocolate brownie batter waffles she’d dreamed up. The finely ground black pepper gave them a particularly nice kick by balancing the sweet and the hot. Of course, the other waffles weren’t bad, either. They would serve four kinds: regular, Belgian, the aforementioned chocolate brownie, and pumpkin. The waffles would be garnished with appropriate homemade ice creams and sauces: whipped cream and strawberries for the Belgian waffles, vanilla ice cream and hot fudge sauce for the chocolate brownie waffles, maple sauce and vanilla ice cream for the regular waffles, and a poached apple compote with cinnamon ice cream for the pumpkin ones. Naturally, they were providing maple syrup, apple butter, and homemade apricot and strawberry jam as well. Just thinking about the waffles quieted the butterflies in Libby’s stomach.

As they rounded another turn in the road, flocks of crows in the treetops swirled up in the air; they came down again as the van passed by. The birds’ disapproving cawing followed the vehicle around the next bend.

“There seem to be more and more of them every year,” Libby said.

“There are. Someplace in upstate New York has a crow hunt to get rid of them.”

“We should try that.”

Bernie laughed, “In Longley? The PC capital of the world? I don’t think so.”

Libby didn’t answer.

Bernie looked at her. Something was bothering her sister. Had been for the past couple of weeks. “Are you all right?”

“I’m fine,” said Libby.

“Positive?”

“Positive,” Libby repeated.

“You and Marvin are okay, aren’t you?”

“I said everything is okay,” snapped Libby.

Bernie resisted the impulse to make a smarty-pants comment. Her sister was clearly lying, and things weren’t all right, but now obviously wasn’t the time to push. Libby would tell her when she was ready. She always did. Instead, Bernie changed the subject.

“There it is,” Bernie said as the roof of the Peabody School came back into view. “Our home away from home for the next week. Well, just the evenings really.”

“Personally,” Libby said, “I’ve always thought that whoever designed this place had a severe case of indigestion.” She sighed. Boy, did she wish they weren’t doing this. Halloween was one of A Little Taste of Heaven’s busier times, and being out of the shop during the evening meant that they’d be staying up till two and three in the morning prepping the next day’s food.

“Lots of work,” Bernie said, echoing her sister’s thoughts.

“But,” Libby continued, “the money—”

Bernie finished the sentence for her. “The money is too good to pass up.”

“It certainly is.” Libby took another gander at her younger sister’s outfit. “I don’t see how you can work in that. Isn’t it a little…snug?”

Bernie looked down at the skintight black dress she was wearing, took one of her hands off the wheel, and waggled her long bloodred fingernails in front of Libby. “Don’t worry. I’ll manage. I always do.”

“I know.”

And even though Libby wouldn’t say it to anyone, for reasons she couldn’t understand, that fact annoyed the hell out of her. By the end of the evening, she would be sweaty, and her clothes would be covered in stuff, but Bernie would look as if she’d just stepped out of the shower. If she were wearing the shoes Bernie was wearing, she’d trip and go right into the food. It wasn’t fair. She looked down at her sneakers and sighed, then gazed at the school again.

“The place does look like a haunted house,” she conceded.

“That’s what I just said, Libby.”

“No. You said it was a haunted house. There’s a difference.”

Libby frowned as the van slid on the wet leaves. They went around another turn. A sign that read
WELCOME TO THE LONGELY VOLUNTEER FIREMEN’S HALLOWEEN HAUNTED HOUSE
sprang into view.

“I’ll say one thing for Mark Kane,” Libby said. “He did a good job remodeling the place.

“Bree told me he spent almost a million dollars.”

“He could toss some our way.” Libby began digging around in her bag. “Why is there never any chocolate when you need it?” she asked as she dumped the contents of her bag on her lap.

“Because you probably ate it already.”

“I didn’t.”

“If that’s what you want to believe, fine with me.”

Libby continued rummaging through the contents of her bag. She had her wallet, her tissues, her appointment book, business-card holder, Swiss Army knife, cell phone, and a bag of glazed cashew nuts, but no chocolate bar. She didn’t remember eating it. Could she have left it on the counter of their shop, A Little Taste of Heaven? Libby began throwing everything back in her bag.

“I’ll tell you one thing, though,” Libby said to her sister. “I sure wouldn’t have wanted to go to boarding school here.”

“Me either,” Bernie agreed. “Way too isolated. And Bessie Osgood going out the window…”

“The place may not be haunted,” Libby mused, “but lots of bad things have happened here.”

“Probably bad feng shui.”

Libby rolled her eyes.

“Mock me if you want, but if I were Mark Kane, I would have had this building cleansed before I took it over,” said Bernie.

“What is The James Foundation for Scientific Reasoning, anyway?”

“It’s a scientific think tank….”

“Whatever that is,” replied Libby.

“I think it’s a conservative think tank.”

“Meaning?”

“I’m just telling you what Bree told me,” said Bernie.

“She probably doesn’t know, either,” Libby grumbled. “No reason she should,” she added as she picked a piece of lint off her denim jacket. “She just sold him the property and got a nice fat commission.”

“We’re definitely in the wrong business,” Bernie observed.

“You really think that?” Libby asked.

“No. I love what we do,” Bernie said as she swerved to avoid a rock lying in the middle of the road.

“Me too,” Libby replied. If she thought about it, she couldn’t imagine her life without the shop.

“So what do you think happened to the Reverend Peabody and his wife, Esmeralda?”

“I think he killed her and threw her body in the Hudson and died of a heart attack a year later,” replied Libby.

“They both died on Halloween night, one year apart. Don’t you find that a little strange?”

“Not really. Can we change the subject?” Libby asked.

Bernie shrugged. “If you want. Okay. What do you want to talk about?”

“I’m just wondering if we brought enough waffle machines with us?”

“Of course, we brought enough. We did the math, remember?”

“We could have miscalculated.” Libby bit at her cuticle again.

“You always say that, and we never do. You worry too much,” said Bernie.

Which Libby knew was true. After all, waffles weren’t the only things they were serving. The van was packed with apple squares, lemon squares, pumpkin bars, brownies, chocolate chip cookies, sticky buns, pear crumb cake, banana bread, pumpkin pie, and apple walnut cake, among other things, as well as gallons of spiced cider and chai. In addition, they had containers for coffee and for hot water for tea in the van, as well as fifteen large jack-o’-lanterns, which they were plan
ning on using for decoration. They should really be fine.

“We’re here,” Bernie said as she rounded the last turn.

She put the van in park. It shuddered. Not a good sign. The last time she’d taken it in for an oil change, Sully had told her the transmission was going.

Libby frowned. “I would never have picked this place to do business out of.”

“Me either,” Bernie agreed as she yanked up her panty hose. “But Bree said he fell in love with the place. Said it would suit his needs perfectly.”

A moment later the door to the back entrance swung open, and Mark Kane came bounding out.

“And here’s the man of the hour,” Libby said to Bernie out of the corner of her mouth as he came closer.

Bernie nodded. He looked exactly like he did when he’d first come into their shop: like the successful entrepreneur, the go-to guy.

“Glad to have you two on board,” he said. “I can’t wait to have a piece of your apple pie. I went in yesterday, and I had to settle for a slice of cranberry-apple. Not that that was bad. It was amazingly good. I’ve gained about ten pounds since I’ve been here, and I put it all down to your shop.”

Libby laughed. The guy could be charming, she’d give him that, although she never quite trusted men who were like that.

Mark gestured toward the mansion. “You like what we’ve done decoration-wise?”

“Love it,” Bernie said.

“You don’t think the heads on the spikes and the severed limbs dangling from the window are too much?” asked Mark.

“Maybe a tad,” Bernie allowed.

“In the ads I stated that no one under twelve would be admitted,” said Mark. “There are plenty of other places for young kids to go, and I wanted to do something over the top without having to worry about the little ones’ sensibilities.”

“Good thinking,” Libby said. She couldn’t imagine the nightmares a kid would have after seeing something like this.

“And we’re having everyone sign a liability waiver,” Mark said.

Bernie giggled. “Like they did for some of the horror movies in the fifties.”

Mark grinned. It made his face look slightly lopsided. He snapped his fingers. “I knew I forgot something. A doctor and an ambulance.”

“And the nurse,” said Bernie. “Don’t forget the nurse.”

Mark’s grin grew wider. “I’ll see what I can do.”

“So it’s going to be a good show?” Bernie asked.

Mark rubbed his hands together. “A good show? It’s going to be a great show. The best this town has ever seen. Forget the guy in the sheet jumping out at you and yelling boo and the dime-store skeletons hanging from the door frames. We’re going to do much better than that. Come on. Let me show you what we’ve done since you were here last.”

“We’d love to,” Libby told him, “but we have to get the batter in the fridge.” She consulted her watch. “Plus, we need setup time. We’re behind schedule as it is.”

“Not to worry,” said Mark. He removed his phone from the clip on his belt, called someone, and spoke for a few seconds. “I just told Carl to come out,” he ex
plained after he ended the call. “He’ll unload the van for you.”

“I think I’d rather do it myself,” Libby said. She really didn’t like the idea of someone else handling their stuff. Actually,
didn’t like
was putting it mildly.
Hated
would be a more accurate term. Who knew what they would do to it.

“Come on,” Bernie said to her. “It’ll be fine.”

Libby could feel herself start to flush. No. It wouldn’t be all right. The rule was no one touched their stuff. And Bernie knew it, too.

Mark jumped in. “Carl’s worked in restaurants all his life. Anyway, there’s no reason why ladies as lovely as yourselves should have to carry heavy things.” Before Libby could answer, Carl appeared. “Tell him what to do,” Mark ordered.

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