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“So what are you giving the guests?” he asked his brother.
Jura frowned and made another adjustment to his tie.
He's nervous,
Bernie thought as she watched him, but then she reasoned why wouldn't he be? After all, what groom wasn't on their wedding day?
“We've already discussed this,” Jura told his brother in a voice that Bernie decided would freeze water on a ninety-degree day.
“I know,” said Ditas.
“Then why are you bringing this up again?” Jura demanded. “As the oldest of this family I have the right to make these decisions.”
“That's what you keep saying.”
“Because that's the way it's always been.”
Bernie thought she saw a flash of hatred radiate from Ditas's eyes but it was gone so quickly she couldn't be sure. Instead he'd plastered a big smile across his face, the kind of smile Bernie had seen on her ex's face when he was struggling to control himself. A second later Ditas winked at Bernie.
“The problem is that my brother is crazy,” he told her. “Crazy with love. I told him we should give everyone the American stuff. They won't know the difference. But Jura, he wants to spend millions on his bride. Now if she were you,” Ditas leered at Bernie, “I could understand it.”
“Thanks,” Bernie said as she felt his hand on her thigh. “You're too kind.” She tried to move away from him but there was no room.
She could feel herself getting angrier and angrier as his fingers crept across her thigh and closer and closer to her crotch.
You want to play,
she said to him silently, completely forgetting about her sister's injunction to always be nice to the customer no matter what
. I'll play.
She smiled at him and put her hand over his.
Ditas winked at her again, which was when she dug her nails into the back of his hand. After all, Bernie reasoned as she watched him grimace in pain, what's the point of having fingernails if you can't use them when you need them.
Chapter 3
L
ibby ignored Bernie and Amber and concentrated on driving. The van was not happy in the mud, let along going around sharp turns, but since this was the only road that led to where the tent was, this was the road she had to take. And of course she didn't even want to think about unloading.
The only good thing Libby reflected was that it was no longer pouring. The rain had turned to a light sprinkle. She rolled down her window and the smells of early summer, grass, roses, and honeysuckle, came flooding in. It is a pretty site, Libby mused as she took in the creek with its drooping willow trees. She had to give Leeza that.
And she had to admit that the tent did look wonderful. She'd thought Leeza was crazy when she'd insisted on silk instead of something a little sturdier, but the fabric had held up beautifully. When they turned on the lanterns the tent would look . . . what was the word Bernie had used? . . . luminous.
Everything worked, from the freshly graveled (with special stones of course), rose-lined path down to the tent from the house, to the artfully arranged canopies over the path that would protect the guests from the rain. But no matter how pretty it was Libby decided the fact remained that from a practical point of view getting the food down from the temporary kitchen was going to be a logistical nightmare, something she should have given more thought to before she agreed to take the job on.
Why had she taken this job anyway? Libby asked herself for the hundredth time this morning, even though she knew the answer. She could have said no. Despite what Bernie had called her she wasn't afraid of failure. Otherwise they wouldn't be doing this now. She hadn't even thought about failure. Libby nibbled on one of her cuticles. It would have been better if she had.
The truth was she'd gotten caught in delusions of grandeur. She'd lain in bed at night having these fantasies—and not the kind that Bernie had. Her cooking would be so wonderful that it would catapult her into fame and fortune. She would become an icon. Everyone would talk about Libby's scones and Libby's muffins.
For a brief moment she'd fancied herself signing copies of
The Simmons Sisters Cookbook
at Barnes and Noble. And then there'd be the primetime show on the cooking channel. And naturally she and Bernie would be on the cover of
Time
magazine with the headline:
CATERERS TO THE STARS
. Or something along those lines. Well, she'd been way wrong.
The truth was: She didn't operate well under extreme pressure and never had. This job was keeping her up at night and all the money they were making wasn't worth the anxiety level she was feeling. She really was a small town girl and always would be. Just the thought of what they still had to do made Libby reach for one of the freshly baked chocolate chip cookies in the bag by her seat.
“You guys want any?” she asked offering the bag to Bernie and Amber.
They both shook their heads.
“Suit yourself,” she said taking a bite. The hell with Atkins. She'd get back on her diet tomorrow. She needed this now to calm her nerves. Libby sighed as a piece of the bittersweet Lindt chocolate she'd used in the cookie melted in her mouth.
Good choice,
she told herself as she stared at the embankment she was supposed to get the van down. “I don't know about this,” she observed.
The van was not the most stable vehicle under the best of circumstances and this was not the best of circumstances. Libby estimated that the pitch of the hill she was supposed to drive the van down had to be about twenty degrees. Okay. Maybe it was fifteen. It didn't matter. It was still pretty steep. She could see deep ruts in the grass where the tent people had parked their rigs, not to mention ruts on the side of the embankment made, she presumed, when the tent people had tried to get their trucks back up. Leeza would pitch a screaming fit when she saw those, Libby thought as she took another bite of her cookie. She was thinking she was glad they weren't her fault when she became aware that Bernie was talking to her.
“You know,” her sister was saying, “even if we get the van down the slope, I don't think we'll be able to get it back up. The guy from the tent company told me they almost got stuck yesterday and it's even muddier now.”
Libby nodded as another burst of chocolate dissolved in her mouth. “I can see that.”
It certainly wouldn't be good if they had to get someone to haul the van back up, that was for sure. Libby closed her eyes at the thought of Leeza's reaction to seeing the store vehicle, with all its dings and dents and rust spots sitting by the tent, ruining the atmosphere she'd spent so much money to create. And Libby didn't even want to think about what Bree Nottingham would say. Just the idea of it gave her a headache. She could hear Bree's expression of pained puzzlement.
“Surely Libby, you made alternative plans,” she was imagining Bree saying, when she became aware that Amber was moving besides her. Libby opened her eyes as Amber leaned forward, narrowed her eyes, and stared out the front windshield.
“What do you see?” Libby asked her.
Amber shrugged and chewed on a strand of her hair, a habit Libby detested, instead of replying.
“Well,” Libby said, prodding her to answer.
“I was just thinking . . .” She stopped and started again. “You know, last year there was this movie I saw where it was raining and these people were at an estate and then this killer sprang out . . .”
Libby put her hand up. “Okay. That's enough.”
“But you asked,” Amber protested.
“I know I did but I've been up all night, we have a full day of work to do, and it's not even nine o'clock in the morning. I just can't deal with serial killers right now.”
Amber sniffed. “Fine. If that's the way you want to be.”
“It is,” Libby said firmly. Her request, she felt, was not unreasonable. “Don't you ever watch anything else besides horror movies?”
Amber giggled. “Not when my boyfriend is around.”
Bernie grinned. “I can totally understand that.”
Libby bit back her retort to Bernie about acting like an adult and said instead, “Come on guys. We're running out of time. We have to concentrate.”
“Yes we do,” Bernie replied.
Libby watched her sister twist her ring around her finger while she thought.
Finally she said, “I guess we could carry everything down there if we had to.”
Libby turned and looked at her. “That would put us way behind schedule.”
Plus, call her crazy but the idea of lugging boxes full of thousands of dollars worth of Waterford crystal and Lenox china down a slippery grass slope didn't seem like a remotely good idea. God, she wished yet again that Leeza had allowed them to do the reception inside the house. Even a tent outside in the backyard, if that's what you called a formal flower garden, would have been easier. But no. Leeza had been adamant. It had to be by the friggin' creek, which Libby, if she was honest with herself, was beginning to absolutely hate.
“I can call Stan and Googie,” Amber offered, already digging in her pocket for her cell.
“It'll take them almost an hour to get over here,” Libby pointed out. She sighed. It was always something. Murphy's Law should be changed to The Catering Law. “But we could get some of the guys from the house to help.” There were enough of them around for sure. They'd still be behind, but not as behind.
“I have a better idea,” Bernie told her.
“What?” Libby asked reluctantly because this phrase coming from her sister always struck dread in her heart.
“The estate is backed up to a golf course.”
Libby nodded, not sure where her sister was going with this.
“And golf courses have carts, right?”
“So?”
“So, I saw one a couple of days ago when I was down by the creek. It's really close by. I'll just run over and borrow it. It'll take me two seconds. Tops. It'll be perfect. We can offload the cartons onto the back. The cart is way lighter than the van so it shouldn't have any problem going up and down the hill. I figure it'll take us four trips, max.”
“Let's not,” Libby said.
“Let's,” Bernie countered.
“We're going to get into trouble,” Libby told her sister.
Bernie waved her hand in the air. “It'll be fine. You worry too much.”
“No, I don't.” Libby gritted her teeth. “I don't worry nearly enough.”
“Yes, you do,” Bernie insisted. “And you always have.”
Libby was rummaging around for a comeback when she noticed that Bernie was bent over. “Are you all right?” she asked suddenly concerned.
Bernie brushed the hair out of her eyes as she looked up. “Sure. Why wouldn't I be? I'm just taking my shoes off.”
“And you're taking your shoes off because . . .”
“Because I can run faster.”
This was not going well, Libby reflected. She tried a new tack, the voice of authority. After all she reasoned, it had worked for Jura with Ditas.
“As the oldest, I forbid you to do this.” So much for that, Libby thought as Bernie made a rude noise before getting out of the van. Time to proceed to argument number two. “What you're planning to do is illegal,” Libby protested to her sister's back.
Bernie turned her head. “I'm not stealing anything. I'm borrowing the cart.”
“Somehow I always thought borrowing involved the concept of asking.”
“I'd ask if I had time. I'm sure the people at the club would be glad to help once they knew the circumstances. Jura is probably a member.”
Which, Libby conceded to herself, while probably true had nothing to do with the point she, Libby, was trying to make. Libby thought of one last argument.
“How do you know the cart will still be there?” she demanded triumphantly as Bernie closed the van door.
“Why shouldn't it be?”
“Why should it be?”
“I guess we'll find out,” Bernie told her.
Libby shook her head. She couldn't think of anything else to say and even if she could she was pretty sure it wouldn't make any difference because the truth was: once Bernie got an idea into her head it was impossible to dissuade her.
“Great.” Libby said to Amber as she watched Bernie run towards the wooden post fence that separated both properties. “Just great.” Then she reached in the bag and took another cookie.
“Is doing something like that a felony?” Amber chirped.
“Probably,” Libby replied morosely.
“Because one of my brother's friends stole a golf cart and he got caught and they made him go to jail for a year. Do you think they'll do that to Bernie?”
“I don't know.”
Libby envisioned the headlines.
EX-POLICE CHIEF'S DAUGHTER IN JAIL
. Her father would be so pleased. She could see the expression on his face now. She wondered if they'd arrest Bernie before they served the dinner or after. Hopefully it would be after so Bernie could still work. Or maybe they'd arrest her, Libby, for sistericide. Or whatever the hell the correct word was.
Libby looked at her watch for what she knew had to be the hundredth time in the past half an hour. They were already fifteen minutes behind schedule and the clock was ticking. What would happen if Bernie didn't come back? What if she was arrested? What if she couldn't find a cart? A wave of panic swept through Libby. She bit into the cookie. She'd just lost ten pounds and Bernie had made her buy new clothes. Fitted ones. No more loose tee shirts for her. If she went back up to a size fourteen she was going to hold Bernie personally responsible.
 
 
Bernie could feel the wet grass and the little rocks digging into the soles of her feet as she ran. It was uncomfortable, not to mention bad for her pedicure, but still better then ruining one of her favorite pairs of shoes. Plus, as much as Bernie hated to admit it, it was hard to run in wedges.
She slipped under the fence that separated the Raid Estate from the Conenus Golf Club and kept going. The cart should be right under the next grove of trees. At least the cart had been there two days ago. She'd spotted it when she'd gone for a hike while Libby had been talking to Leeza. Well, it hadn't been a hike exactly. More like a forced march. She'd just had to get away from Leeza and her demands before she said something she shouldn't.
Please be there, she prayed as she ran towards the trees. It would be horrible if Libby were right. She'd hear about it for the next twenty years. God, it would be just her luck to have someone bring the cart back to the clubhouse.
Bernie stopped for a moment and surveyed the area. She didn't see the cart. It definitely wasn't by the maple. It had been a maple she'd seen it under, hadn't it? Bernie chewed on her inner lip. Now that she was here she wasn't so sure about the locale. The truth was she'd always been a little shaky in the tree identification department. Botany wasn't her strongest subject. She looked again and let out a sigh of relief. There it was half-hidden behind what? A gum locust? Or maybe a hawthorn? Bernie shook her head at herself.
Get a grip, Simmons
.
Forget the trees. You're becoming like your sister: obsessive.
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