Authors: Catherine Aird
There was just one more thing that she could do while she was among her father's books and that was to look up the meaning of the word âmitosis' in the dictionary, since it was the study of this in sugar beet that had gained her great-aunt her essay prize at Boleyn.
Amelia said the definition aloud to herself when she found it but was really no wiser: âthe process of the division of the nucleus of a cell into minute threads'.
âWhere do we stand then, Sloan?' There was every evidence that Superintendent Leeyes was about to leave his office.
âDifficult to say, sir,' said Sloan. The superintendent's wastepaper basket was on its side, which was a sure sign that his superior had devoted at least some of that afternoon to practising the ancient art of putting.
Leeyes grunted, one eye fixed on the clock. âYou'd better try all the same.'
âThere's a firm in Luston called Harris and Marsh's Chemicals which is behaving as if it wants to take over Chernwoods' Dyestuffs, which fact may or may not be having any bearing on the business in hand.'
âAnd a death that the doctors can't make their minds up about â¦' chipped in Leeyes. âDon't forget that.'
âIt must happen sometimes â¦'
âVoltaire said that the practice of medicine was murderous and largely conjectural. Did you know that, Sloan?'
âNo, sir,' said Sloan. Voltaire must have been a legacy from the superintendent's brief attendance at an Adult Education class on âFamous French Writers'. The class had been notable at the police station for lasting only three sessions before the lecturer resigned, very hurt. Inspector Harpe from Traffic Division had been the winner of an informal sweepstake on the point within the station at the time.
âSo â¦' said Leeyes.
âSo we're on “hold” as far as Mrs Garamond's actual death is concerned, and are continuing to investigate the circumstances surrounding it.'
âSloan,' said Leeyes dangerously, âyou're beginning to sound like a walking press release â¦'
âSorry, sir â¦'
âWell, get on with it, man.'
âThere's not a lot to tell, sir, at this stage. I am trying to establish whether Mrs Garamond's holding in her old firm was large enough to be significant in take-over terms.'
âAnd whether, if so, if she was killed to knock it into Tom Tiddler's Ground,' said the superintendent briskly, having no very high opinion of lawyers either.
âThat, too, sir. I shall have to see James Puckle about the actual size of it. Miss Kennerley can't tell me; and I'm still awaiting a full report from Forensic on any useful traces left at the break-in at the Grange.'
âAnything else?' asked Leeyes.
âI think we're going to need to know a good deal more about Chernwoods' Dyestuffs, and the work the deceased and her late husband did there.'
âYou've got a reason, I take it?'
âMrs Garamond was very insistent that a notice of her death appeared in their staff magazine.' Sloan produced his notebook. âI have been given a note of the people with whom she worked most closely in her early days there. That is to say, those who are believed to be still alive.'
âI think we are agreed, Sloan, that dead men tell no tales.'
âYes, sir,' said Sloan, although in fact he was not at all sure that he did agree with the proposition. Who was it who had said, âI look to Science for the cure of Crime'? True forensic scientists didn't require the living, surely, for all their observations â¦
âWell?'
âMrs Garamond worked â er â especially closely during the war with nine other people â seven men and two women. Six of the ten have died over the years leaving three men and one woman still alive. They are called Nicholas Cochin, Catherine Camus, Martin Dido, and Albert Harris â¦'
âAny connection,' said Leeyes smartly, âwith Harris and Marsh's Chemicals Ltd. also of Luston?'
âFounder, and father of the present chairman,' said Sloan, âbut said to be mentally frail and now in a nursing home.'
âCheck that out,' said Leeyes darkly. âPeople sometimes get put away like that because it suits other people.'
âYes, sir.' Sloan coughed. âI shall in any case endeavour to follow up all Mrs Garamond's living colleagues as soon as I can â¦'
âDo that,' said Leeyes.
âBecause it looks as if she tried very hard to make sure that someone â we don't know who â got to know about her death.'
âThen you'd better find out,' said the superintendent, reaching for his coat.
Detective Inspector Sloan, given this non-verbal
congé
, went back to his own office. There was a note waiting for him on his desk from Dyson, the police photographer, saying that he was attending to a serious case of hunger and thirst in the canteen. If D. I. Sloan cared to join him there in due course he might learn something to his advantage.
Sloan turned up at Dyson's table in the police canteen with a plateful of ham sandwiches and a mug of tea in his hands.
âI didn't realize how hungry I was,' remarked Sloan, âuntil I saw food again.'
âI don't think they've heard of office hours in the Force, for all that they take on civilian employees,' said Dyson. âI shan't tell you when I got home Saturday night, but if you saw a big woman cruising round the streets of Berebury with a frying pan at the ready it was my wife. She pretty nearly murdered me, I can tell you, as I was that late, and when I told her what I'd been doing, she started on at me all over again.'
âAnd what had you been doing?' asked Sloan between mouthfuls.
âPhotographing a carpet.'
âInteresting?'
âVery.'
âSay on.'
âYou know you told me that whoever had been in the Grange stirring things up had worn something over their shoes?'
âYes.'
âThat checked with what traces I found on the carpets â lovely carpets, by the way,' said Dyson, draining his mug.
âShe was a rich woman,' said Detective Inspector Sloan. âGo on.'
âWell, they'd made an impression on the carpet â¦'
âNaturally.'
âAnd so had the shoes that the two undertaker's men who came to collect the body wore and the woman, Shirley Whatsit, who spent the night there and found the old lady dead in the morning.'
âAnd those of the doctor who examined her?' said Sloan.
âThem, too. I photographed the lot,' said Dyson. âThis new camera I've got did them a real treat. I've told you about my new camera, haven't I?'
âSeveral times,' said Sloan.
âWell, I've developed the films today and I must say they've come up a real treat, too.'
âWhat did you find?'
Dyson leaned forward and said: âWhat would you say, Inspector, if I was to tell you that I've got as clear a print as any court would want of that carer woman's shoe over as clear a print as any court would want of one of Mr Unknown's fudged ones?'
âI should say, Dyson,' said Sloan giving the photographer an appraising look, âthat it's high time you had a second mug of tea and that it will give me very great pleasure to get it for you.'
THIRTEEN
Bury him softly â white wool around him
There was at least one member of the City of London's police force whose uniform was a black suit with pinstripe trousers, and who was armed not with the regulation wooden truncheon but with a tightly rolled black umbrella.
His speciality was white-collar crime and his beat the environs of the Stock Exchange. To him a balance sheet was as clear a map as the back of his hand, traded options part of his daily routine. He declared himself over the phone only too happy to discuss any little local financial difficulty with Detective Inspector C.D. Sloan of the Calleshire Force and said he had the papers before him, thank you.
âIs there any clue in Chernwoods' Dyestuffs' balance sheet and annual accounts as to why Harris and Marsh's Chemicals should want to take them over?' asked Sloan, going straight to the point.
âNot that I can see, old chap.' Some of the vernacular of business seemed to have rubbed off on the specialist because he said: âI've cast the optic over them and I should say that Chernwoods' Dyestuffs' trading position is pretty average for that sector. Bit below, if anything, actually.'
âBut â¦'
âExactly, Inspector,
but
someone's been buying into them lately, all right. And quite heavily, too, in spite of their having had the odd hiccup in their last trading year.'
âHiccup?' said Sloan cautiously. Detection could be hindered by hiccups. Or helped.
âThey seem to have their problems,' said the voice, âsuch as a fire in their packing department and a big claim for breach of intellectual property rights â that's pinching somebody else's ideas to you and me â and the odd boardroom row.'
âThey're not exactly a jewel in the chemical research crown, then?' said Sloan.
âKeeping trading from sheer force of habit, I should say. Been doing it for long enough. My sources tell me that Chernwoods' present chairman is a chip off the old blockhead his father was. Weak, too.'
âHe's the third generation,' said Sloan.
âMind you,' said the specialist, âall these chemical companies depend on their latest compound doing better than the new compound invented by the fellow down the road. Or anywhere else in the world, in fact.'
âI see.' Sloan would have to submerge the rest of the world without trace when reporting to Superintendent Leeyes. The superintendent's cosmography went no further than the county boundary of Calleshire. So far no one had thought fit to tell him that it had been William the Conqueror who had determined English county boundaries â¦
âAnd,' continued the City man, âwith this sort of company there's always the difficulty of having very big money tied up in research for years at a time. Until a breakthrough pays for the next decade.'
âOr doesn't?' said Sloan.
âTrue. Then they'd start to welcome predators. Preferably with long purses for severance pay-outs to the board and senior staff â¦'
âOr a promise to keep them on?'
âNot if they've got any sense,' said the voice in London frankly. âIf the old guard was any good in the first place they'd have been taken over themselves by the big boys long ago.'
âWe're talking about small fry, then?' said Sloan, unsurprised. Nature was, it seemed, as red in tooth and claw in the Square Mile as it was everywhere else.
âRelatively speaking. I dare say both companies are pretty big fish in your neck of the woods â¦'
âIt's a small pond,' conceded Sloan, who could mix a metaphor as well as the next man.
âThe other thing that would have happened if Chernwoods' Dyestuffs was worth picking up,' said the money-man at the other end of the line, âis that they would have been doing some natty taking-over on their own account, and there's no sign of that having happened that I can find in either their figures or annual reports.'
âSo,' said Sloan, anxious to get one thing clear, âif this Chernwoods' outfit had some really marketable ideas in the pipeline someone would have snapped them up long ago unless they had been very secretive?'
âExactly. The big boys are always on the look-out for other people's discoveries, and they're not too fussy about how they get hold of 'em,' said the voice. âSince we're talking about fish you can think of them as pike.'
âPike?' That parallel would be very difficult to convey to the superintendent.
âBig, greedy, omnivorous, and lurking in muddy waters for whatever it can sink its teeth into,' said the man in London. âAnd as tough as old boots.'
âI get you,' said Sloan. Suddenly, being a policeman combating ordinary crime out in the sticks began to seem more attractive. âNow, can you also tell me, please, if there is anything about Harris and Marsh's Chemicals that might make them ripe for carrying out a take-over of Chernwoods' Dyestuffs?'
âNo. Neither outfit seems to have come up with anything really worthwhile for quite a time. That's the really interesting thing about the whole situation. It doesn't make commercial sense.'
Detective Inspector Sloan made a note: all good policemen were by nature connoisseurs of the unusual, not to say the improbable.
âIn my opinion,' continued the financial expert, âHarris and Marsh would just be adding to their existing burdens by taking over Chernwoods' Dyestuffs at this point in their mutual histories.'
âI see.' Something out of line should be meat and drink to a detective.
âIn the first place Harris and Marsh's are very seriously under-funded by today's standards in that field,' said the voice calmly. âAnd if Harris and Marsh's Chemicals are even contemplating offering one of their shares for two of Chernwoods' Ordinary or something fancy like that, then all I can say is that Chernwoods' board would want its head looking at as well.'
âPerhaps,' suggested Sloan a mite diffidently, âthey're simply going to buy into Chernwoods' Dyestuffs?'
âI don't know what with,' said the City man with spirit. âThere's not much in the way of cash reserves in these figures. And if they're going to borrow to do it then I wouldn't like to be their bankers.'
âSo â¦' said Sloan.
âSo either they don't know what they're doing,' said the voice down the line, âand you can take it from me that happens more often than it should, or they're after something that Chernwoods' doesn't know it's got â let alone you and me and Joe Public â or Chernwoods' does know and isn't telling, which is only nearly legal, or â¦'
âOr?'
âSome fool has set his sights on getting control to satisfy his life's ambition â that happens at all levels with people who should know better. No, if they were to ask my advice â¦'