A Thousand Naked Strangers (2 page)

We have drifted into murky water.

He calls the nursing home. “We're in the parking lot,” he says. “Your patient is dead.” “She's in your ambulance,” the nurse tells him, “she's yours now.” I stand outside while they argue. Our patient lies in state. What to do with her? The hospital doesn't take dead bodies, nor does the nursing home. This woman has died and no one wants her. She is a corpse in limbo. My partner hangs up. Fumes. He goes back in to explain, to plead, to threaten. I'm not sure why, but he leaves me in the back with her.

I sit in the ambulance and stare into the woman's half-open eyes. I grab the packet and flip through. If we are to keep each other company, I should at least know her name. Her birthday. Turns out she is eighty-eight.

There aren't many things you can do in the back of an ambulance with a dead woman. My cooler sits in the corner, but no. I could talk to her, but frankly, she is so recently dead, so unchanged from before, I feel as if addressing her directly will wake her. Well, not her but the ghost of her, which is worse. This may sound foolish, but I can assure you that all except the most gruesomely killed or severely decomposed look as if they'll sit up and begin talking at the slightest provocation.

I decide to call home. “Are you still awake?” I ask my wife.

She says she is. She broke down and started watching the latest episode of
The Sopranos
without me. “You're gonna love it.” When I say nothing, she asks if I'm mad, and after a second I tell her where I am. Tell her that I'm alone with a woman I've watched die and who has become, thanks to my indecision, something of a refugee.

She asks how the woman died, and though I know this isn't what she means, I say, “Peacefully.”

S
ix dead bodies. Each unknown to the others—different lives, different endings—stuck in six different morgues. Through the magic of photography, they've congregated here—naked, lascivious—in Appendix J of my EMT textbook. The first could be napping. The rest have been either burned or bludgeoned or shot in the face. One is a child. Though no longer alone, they remain nameless, remembered only for their usefulness to Western medicine. Their eyes have been blacked out, but all else is left uncovered. The woman has a huge mound of pubic hair: proof, according to the guy next to me, that she died in the 1970s. From behind us, a girl asks what page we're looking at, and the pubic hair expert—who hasn't yet gotten paid and so hasn't yet bought a textbook, who's leaning over my shoulder and breathing tobacco breath into my ear—tells her to flip to Appendix J. Page 310. He says he's seen plenty of dead people, and these, the ones in our book, they're nothing. The girl agrees. “You want dead bodies,” she says, “good ones? Go to the Internet.”

They're kindred spirits, these two, and they gravitate to each other, finally, thankfully, leaving me to my anxiety. I slam the book shut as tiny beads of sweat dot my forehead. I'm hot,
dizzy, and my face is flushed. For a second I think I'm about to pass out, but then my mouth starts watering and I realize, no. I'm gonna puke. Swallow hard. A deep breath. Class hasn't started, the door is open. I can still leave without being noticed. Retreating? No, no, you got it all wrong. I am Richard Fucking Nixon, and this is peace with honor. Then the teacher walks in. The door shuts behind him. Eyes front, there is no escape.

He drops his bag on the table. Hands on his hips, legs spread wide. “Welcome to EMT school. Who's ready to get started?”

•  •  •

At the time of the 9/11 attacks, I was a reporter and my wife, Sabrina, whom I'd met in college, was working her way up in the world of ad sales. We lived in a small century-old bungalow on the south side of Atlanta, and everything was great until the world changed. In an instant we were at war. Since I'd graduated years before from The Citadel, many of my friends happened to be in the military. As I attended city council meetings and reported on budget cuts and judicial appointments, my friends were killing and being killed. Sabrina and I had dinner one night with a friend who led the first convoy of marines into Iraq. As he described the desert and the land mines and told stories of helicopters flying so low he could feel the heat coming off the rockets they fired, I thought of all the things I hadn't done.

I'd had my chances to join the military during college but hadn't. I thought about it again, but not seriously. Still, I wanted to be tested. I wanted to prove to myself that I could handle the
pressure of life-and-death moments. How I'd do that, I couldn't say. Ultimately, opportunity would present itself in the form of a sewage disaster. The county was deep into an enormous wastewater project, and scaffolding leading down into the yawning tunnel collapsed one night. A half-dozen workers simply disappeared into the earth. My editor sent me to cover the rescue. I spent a long quiet night staring into the hole, hoping to see survivors but knowing there'd be only bodies. I wrote stories about the project, the faulty scaffolding, the dead. I wrote about the rescuers: specially trained fire-medics who carried themselves in a way that said they knew something, if not necessarily about the world, then surely about themselves.

In the summer of 2002, a tiny publisher put out my first book—a short and rambling coming-of-age novel. Once it was out, I quit reporting but stayed with the paper. Because I needed time but also money, I got a night job as a paper boy. In the span of two days, I went from writing newspapers to delivering them. Our friends thought I'd lost my mind. During the long dark nights, as I drove around delivering papers to the far reaches of Fulton County, my thoughts would wander to my friends in Iraq and Afghanistan. Slowly, those stories I'd written about paramedics crept back into my consciousness.

“So go back to school,” Sabrina said one morning when I brought it up.

Shut up and take action—this is her solution to all problems. How nice it must feel to be a type A in a world gone soft. That afternoon I started poking around on the Internet, and by nightfall, almost by accident, I was enrolled in an EMT program at a local technical college.

This was a rash decision. I knew nothing about medicine, and the only experience I'd had dealing with emergencies did not end well. It was the summer of 1997, and I was leading Jet Ski tours when two guys crashed into each other. I didn't see it, but I heard the thud, and when I got there I found them floating in the water—one startled, the other missing a mouth. His eyes were wide and bulging. His face below the cheekbones was gone; blood and teeth dripped into the water. His skin hung slack where his jaw should've been. I was young, scared, overwhelmed. I did the only thing bystanders are asked not to do in an emergency: I panicked.

•  •  •

Seven years later, here I am. In EMT school. The door is shut, class has started. I'm embarking on a career that will require me not merely to witness emergencies but to participate in the rescue. I can't help thinking I've made a huge mistake.

With me in the classroom are two dozen misfits, all looking for a respectable job. Our instructor is Alan, a lifelong medic who came up when EMS was in its infancy. He tells stories of running calls on dark streets and in cramped apartments. His tales smell of blood and desperation. They're real and exciting but scary, since eventually the dying patients will be ours. And though we're a long way from that, the photographs in the book make clear what awaits us. Maybe he can read my mind—hell, maybe I'm not the only one having second thoughts—because Alan tells us, right out of the gate, if we're not sure we can handle this, now is the time to leave. A couple of people laugh as though the mere suggestion is ridiculous, but I'm not one of
them. I didn't grow up wanting to be an EMT, nor do I know if I'll like it. What I do know is I want to get hip-deep in the things that matter. I want to know if I'm more than the kid who panicked that summer day in 1997. I want to know if I can be counted on.

So I stay.

M
odern medicine is practiced in the light. It is technology and advanced diagnostics, a digital brain whirring at fiber-optic speed. It is ultrasounds and sonograms and blood work and radiation, human intelligence blown up and expanded to realize inhuman capabilities. Patients are treated in a controlled, sterile environment where accountability, procedures, protocol, and hierarchy are all carved in stone.

Precise, clean, cerebral.

EMS is none of these things.

According to Alan, EMS is wild and imperfect. Just like our patients, it's dangerous and a little mad and possibly contagious. Alan regards the job as a throwback to nineteenth-century house-call medicine—patients don't come to us, he says, we go to them, and where and how we find them, well, that, too, is part of the story. Once in the field, we should expect no help; we'll have no team of lab techs waiting for tissue samples or blood samples or stool samples. We'll have a blood pressure cuff and a stethoscope. A wristwatch. A flashlight. We'll have common sense and eight months of school. Alan promises that once we're done with class, we'll find EMS simple and uncluttered and intensely personal, because it's one thing for a patient to die on a hospital bed beneath
the glare of a thousand watts of fluorescent lighting, but it's something else entirely for a man to die on his living room floor with his family looking on. And yet Alan believes the essence of EMS is not that a man has died here in so intimate and messy a setting. The essence of EMS is that we know we'll be back tomorrow, because even from here—surrounded by the hysteria of an unexpected death—we'll hear a baby coughing in the next room.

To be good, Alan says, we can't just treat patients; we must study them. Learn their language, their habits, their streets and houses, their peculiar beliefs, fears, and failings. Many of these people will be nothing like we are, nothing like anything we've ever seen. Of course, he says, there are the sane, the stable, the middle class, and the wealthy—the boring—who sometimes call, but in the upside-down world of EMS, these are the lunatic fringe. The heavy lifting is done by people who call every day, for every conceivable reason. Invited as we are into their disparate lives, we'll not only treat them, save them, and pronounce them dead; we'll also learn from them.

Alan reviews the syllabus and I drift off, start writing in my textbook. I think about what he's said and, daydreaming, imagine myself stumbling on some alien culture, removed from mine by time and space. I think of all the artifacts I'll find, how I'll carefully unearth and catalog them. How I'll set them aside for later viewing in the museum of my own recollection.

In the margin of my textbook, I write,
EMS is medicine as modern anthropology.
I stare at it for a bit, then circle back and add a question mark.

“All right,” Alan yells. “Let's take a break.”

•  •  •

Our class begins in March and wraps in December, putting the education of an EMT—one of two people sent to save your life should the worst happen—at eight months. Our school amounts to nothing more than a certificate program and doesn't count toward any college degree, associate or otherwise. That first night I buy a hardback textbook and its accompanying workbook, which neatly organize the course material into sections—medical emergencies (all of them), trauma (a rainbow of injuries both accidental and intentional), CPR certification, and a federal course on the toxic material sloshing around in the back of semi trucks.

Alan opens by explaining exactly what it is we, as EMTs, will do. We'll bandage, we'll splint, we'll immobilize suspected spinal fractures. We'll start IVs and give oxygen and ventilate anyone not breathing. Over the next few months, he says, we'll learn the Heimlich and get CPR-certified. He'll show us how to drive the ambulance, when to use the lights and sirens, how to navigate around other cars and—when they crash—how to cut them open with the Jaws of Life. Alan explains that an EMT is the junior member on the ambulance, the understudy, hands operating at the behest of the paramedic's brain. Medics—as paramedics are known by everyone in the field—undergo an additional eighteen months of training. They dispense a long list of drugs for a dizzying array of complaints. They are trained to read twelve-lead EKGs, detailed tracings of a heart's electrical activity. Should a patient stop breathing, the medic will intubate: the art of slipping a breathing tube through the vocal cords and into the trachea. It's a medic who uses the infamous paddles to shock a heart back to life.

Alan says that either the EMT or the medic can drive, but if
the patient is sick and needs critical treatment, the medic will be the one in the back rendering care. If you have a serious medical emergency, the medic will help you. If things are bad enough, and sometimes they are, the face of a medic may well be the last thing you see.

Every medic was once an EMT, and nearly every EMT will eventually go back to school and become a medic. Though lifelong EMTs exist, they're a rare breed—by upgrading to paramedic, an EMT can increase his pay by as much as ten dollars an hour. Alan tells us that in some states, two EMTs will work on an ambulance—known as basic life support—but in Georgia, all 911 ambulances are advanced life support, meaning they carry at least one medic. For budgetary reasons, few services staff double-medic ambulances. But Alan assures us that we won't merely be low-paid underlings. EMTs exist, he says, to serve as a safety switch. They function as roaming eyeballs, their minds uncluttered by drug doses and defibrillator settings; they can see the simple explanation for what seems complicated. “So pay attention,” he says. “This isn't just your job. It's also your legal obligation.”

Turns out, until we finish school, we're still innocent bystanders, and should we harm someone in a rescue attempt, we'll be protected from litigation by Good Samaritan laws. But once we finish and become official EMTs, we'll not only be fair game in a civil suit, we'll be required to save any and all lives in need of saving. Whether we're on duty or not.