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ACCESSORY TO MURDER

JOSIE MARCUS, MYSTERY SHOPPER

Elaine Viets

AN OBSIDIAN MYSTERY

OBSIDIAN
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For Christopher Jackson,
who loved St. Louis

Acknowledgments

Many people helped me with this book. I hope I didn't leave anyone out. Thanks to Christian and Jeanne Ruperto, who patiently answered my questions about scarves.

Thanks to my St. Louis experts, Jinny Gender, Karen Grace, and Janet Smith.

Librarian Anne Watts did extensive research on various subjects. Thanks also to Valerie Cannata, Colby Cox, Susan Carlson, and Kay Gordy. Kathy Sweeney helped cook up the diabolical plot at Jake's law office.

I also want to thank Emma, my expert on nine-year-olds. She used to be one last year. Emma gave me deep background on what it's like to be nine years old. I wish I could use her real name, but the world is a dangerous place these days for little girls.

As always, thanks and love to my husband, Don Crinklaw, for his extraordinary help and patience. It's not easy to live with a writer, but he manages.

My agent, David Hendin, is still the best.

Special thanks to my editor, Kara Cesare, who devoted long hours to editing and guiding this project, to the Obsidian copy editor and production staff, and to publicist Catherine Milne.

Many booksellers help keep this series alive. I wish I had room to thank them all. Thanks to Joanne Sinchuk and John Spera at South Florida's largest mystery bookstore, Murder on the Beach in Delray Beach, Florida. Thanks to Pam Marshall at the Hollywood Barnes & Noble and to Susan Boyd in Plantation. Thanks also to Mary Alice Gorman and Richard Goldman, to Barbara Peters at Poisoned Pen, to Bonnie and Joe at Black Orchid in New York, and David and McKenna at Murder by the Book in Houston. Kim, Jamey, Jim and the gang do a terrific job at the Waldenbooks in Pompano Beach.

Special thanks to the law enforcement men and women who answered countless questions on police procedure. Some of my police and medical sources have to remain nameless, but I want to thank them all the same. Particular thanks to Detective R.C. White, Fort Lauderdale Police Department (retired). Any mistakes are mine, not theirs.

Thanks to the librarians at the Broward County Library and the St. Louis Public Library who researched my questions, no matter how strange, and always answered with a straight face.

Thanks to public relations expert Jack Klobnak, to Patti Nunn, and to my bookseller friend, Carole Wantz.

Chapter 1

“I can't believe anyone would pay a thousand dollars for a scarf,” Alyce Bohannon said.

“Excuse me,” Josie Marcus said, “but aren't you the woman who spent a thousand bucks for kitchen knives?”

“Those weren't kitchen knives,” Alyce said. “Those were carbon-steel blades from Williams-Sonoma. They were works of art.”

“And this scarf isn't?” Josie said. “Look at that color: Halley blue. It's three-dimensional. Feel it. It's Italian silk. The weight is perfect. It drapes beautifully.”

Josie loved Halley blue. It was deeper than sky blue and richer than the color made famous by Maxfield Parrish. It was the blue of a bottomless lake. The color was magical with any skin tone from vanilla white to dark chocolate.

Josie held the scarf up to her face, reveling in its luxurious feel. Next to a Halley-blue scarf, her plain brown hair had glamorous red highlights and her brown eyes were deep and exotic. Her ordinary looks were her fortune, or at least her living. Josie was the ideal mystery shopper, able to melt into any mall. She couldn't wear a scarf that made her stand out.

She traced the swirling bird-and-bluebell design with a manicured finger. Like all good designs, it was simple yet sophisticated.

“Josie, quit fondling that scarf before security picks us up,” Alyce said. “It's pretty. But I could buy one almost as good at Target for thirty bucks.”

“I could buy a whole drawerful of knives there for the same price,” Josie said.

Alyce winced. “OK, so I'm conventional. I like my art in a frame.”

Josie held the blue and white scarf against Alyce's milk white skin. The fabulous scarf turned her eyes into sapphire smoke and her pale hair into platinum silk.

“When you wear something this beautiful,” Josie said, “you are the frame for the art.”

“Honey, I'm the whole exhibition.” Alyce looked down at her generous curves. “I'm not built to be a clotheshorse, Josie. I'm too practical to spend money on something that isn't useful.”

“Nothing in Pretty Things is useful,” Josie said. “That's the whole point of this boutique. I wish I could afford this.”

“You mean they don't give you a thousand bucks to spend here as a mystery shopper?”

“Not so loud,” Josie said. “I'm supposed to be a
secret
shopper.”

“We're housewives,” Alyce said. “We're invisible. Those skinny sales associates are too busy being hip to notice us.”

“Don't worry. I'll get them,” Josie said. “I have thirty dollars to spend here, and it's not going to be easy to find something.”

“How about those gold earrings?” Alyce said.

“You have excellent taste. They're two hundred dollars,” Josie said. “I may be able to buy a scarf ring for the scarf I can't afford. That's twenty-eight dollars.”

“You know, she lives on our street,” Alyce said.

“Who?” Josie said.

“Halley. Her house is trimmed in Halley blue. That color is a little loud for shutters.”

“Let me buy that scarf ring, and we can get out of here and talk,” Josie said.

Only one sales associate was free. S
ABER,
her name tag said. She had dark red hair and an air of chic exhaustion. Saber ignored Josie and stared straight ahead.

Josie recognized her type. Saber was a Captive Princess. The Captive Princess knew the universe had made a terrible mistake. She wasn't a salesclerk. She was royalty, brought low. She did customers a favor by deigning to wait on them. They should be serving her. The Captive Princess took every opportunity to let the customers know they were inferior.

A lesser shopper would have begged, “Can anyone help me?”

Josie kept silent. She counted the minutes ticking off on her watch. One. Two. Three. At three minutes and fifty-two seconds, Saber finally said, “May I help you?”

“I'll take this,” Josie said.

Saber picked up the inexpensive scarf ring with two fingers, as if it were a cockroach. “Anything else?” Saber was nearly paralyzed with ennui.

“This is enough.” Josie smiled sweetly. She couldn't wait to write her report.

“You from New York?” Saber said.

“No,” Josie said.

“I figured you didn't buy that here,” she said with a nod toward Josie's garage-sale Escada. “St. Louis is too Dutch and dumb.”

“That's not fair,” Alyce burst out.

Josie was surprised. Alyce rarely spoke when she was mystery-shopping with Josie. But she was a fierce defender of St. Louis. She hated to admit her city had any flaws.

Saber stared at Alyce's blue silk pantsuit. “How old is that?” She didn't bother to hide her contempt.

“I buy classic styles,” Alyce said. “It's five years old. OK, six.”

“Old enough to start school,” Saber said. “Too old to wear. That's why Halley is moving her business to New York. St. Louisans have no style. New Yorkers understand fashion. This cow town doesn't.”

Saber slouched into the back room and slammed the door.

“Thank you for shopping at Pretty Things,” Josie said to the air.

Alyce stood there, openmouthed. “Did you hear what that little snip said?”

“There goes her score for personal service,” Josie said.

“How can she say that about St. Louis?” Alyce said.

“Uh, I hate to agree with Saber, but nobody would call us a fashion capital.”

“Some of the richest women in the world live here,” Alyce said.

“And buy their clothes in New York and Paris,” Josie said. “Where do your rich friends get their clothes? Chico's, Ann Taylor, and Talbots?”

“There's nothing wrong with those stores,” Alyce said. “They give good value.”

“Absolutely,” Josie said. “But they aren't cutting-edge. Find one high-style woman in this mall.”

“Right at the end of that counter.” Alyce was too polite to point, but she radiated well-bred triumph. Josie followed her gaze to a classic type, the lady who lunched. The woman's ash-blond hair was lacquered into impossible swirls. Her patrician nose was so heavily powdered, Josie wondered if she was hiding the telltale veins of a tippler. Some of those lunches were very wet.

“That's a designer suit, isn't it?” Alyce said. “That lumpy pink, green, and yellow weave looks like oatmeal with sprinkles. She's wearing it with a mustard blouse. Those colors are so bizarre, she has to be rich.”

“Her suit is Chanel,” Josie said. “The bag is Kate Spade.”

“What about the scarf?” Alyce said.

“What scarf?” Josie said.

“She had a Halley-blue scarf in her hand a minute ago. She took it off the counter.”

“Alyce, there were three scarves on that counter,” Josie said. “I looked at one and put it back. You say she had the other. Now there are two. I bet she took it.”

“Are you sure?”

“I think she stuffed it in her purse,” Josie said.

“Tell someone. You're mystery-shopping this store.”

“Don't have to. Security is already on the alert.”

“Where?” Alyce said.

“See that woman pawing the evening shawls by the door? Her hair is too black to be a customer here. She does her own color. No high-style salon would let a woman over forty walk out with coal-black hair. It drains the color from her skin and makes it look yellow. Also, it's too short to be flattering for her face.”

“Why not grow it longer?” Alyce asked.

“If it's short, suspects can't grab it. Besides, her shoes are lace-ups.”

“So she likes comfortable shoes,” Alyce said. “She's wearing a nice suit.”

“It's secondhand, like mine. The hem's been let down. She's probably an ex-cop. Her shoes tie so she can chase suspects. Slip-ons would slip off when she ran.”

“She's letting Ms. Chanel get away,” Alyce said. “The shoplifter is heading for the exit.”

“Security is playing it smart to avoid a false arrest,” Josie said. “The suspect has to be out of the store or she can say she meant to pay for the scarf. See the hard-faced blonde near the cash register? She's the other security person.”

“How do you know this?” Alyce asked.

“Malls are my life,” Josie said. “I can't tell you how many takedowns I've seen. Watch this one.”

The two security women tailed Ms. Chanel out the door. Josie followed the trio into the mall and took a seat on a marble bench near a planter. Between the leaves, she had a prime view of Ms. Chanel. Alyce sat beside her. “What—”

“Shhh,” Josie said. “The show's started.”

The black-haired security woman flashed her ID at Ms. Chanel. “I'm with Pretty Things Enterprises, ma'am,” she said. “I'd like to ask you about the Halley scarf you have in your bag.”

“I am sure you are mistaken.” Ice encrusted each perfectly enunciated word.

“Please return to the store, ma'am, so we can clear this matter up.”

“I do not wish to return,” Ms. Chanel said. “You are forcibly detaining me. I shall call my attorney. I have the receipt here.”

She pulled a receipt from her purse. Josie thought the blond security woman turned a shade paler. But the black-haired one studied the receipt, then gave a small smile. “Your receipt was issued at nine ten today at our Clayton location, ma'am. It's eleven fifteen at the Dorchester Mall. You're using an old receipt with a new scarf. Step inside, please, so we can discuss it.”

“I'm sure it's a problem with your cash register,” Ms. Chanel said, but she didn't resist when security steered her inside the store and escorted her to a door behind a Japanese screen. The scene was conducted so quietly, the customers didn't notice.

“An old scam,” Josie said. “Ms. Chanel buys an expensive item at one store in the chain, and keeps the receipt in her purse. Then she goes to another store and shoplifts the same item. If she's caught, she tries to convince security it's a mistake. If she gets away with it, she'll return it for cash at a third store in the chain, or sell it on eBay.”

“Do you think she's a pro?” Alyce asked.

“No, a professional would have spotted security closing in and dumped the scarf or paid for it. She's an amateur trying to get a thrill and a five-finger discount. I'll bet her mortified family will bail her out, and it won't be the first time they've had to deal with Mummy's hobby. She's pretty good, but security was alert.”

Bass thumps from loud hip-hop vibrated down the corridor, drowning out the soft classical music on the mall's speakers.

Josie sighed. “I try to appreciate that music,” she said. “It's supposed to be modern poetry.”

“Yeah, a lot of words rhyme with ‘bitch,'” Alyce said. “A store like the Gangsta Boyz Home is out of place at the Dorchester. Josie, you have to agree with that.”

Three baggy-pantsed teens came out of the Gangsta Boyz Home and shoved their way through the mall crowd, leaving behind a trail of outraged glares.

“I'm sorry, but I don't want to shop with gangstas,” Alyce said. “I don't feel safe. Jake would be furious if he knew I was at the Dorchester Mall. He made me promise I wouldn't go here anymore.”

Statements like that made Josie glad she wasn't married. She didn't like making promises to a man—or sneaking around when she broke them.

“Jake's afraid you'll be attacked by the cane-and-walker crowd in Cissy's Tea Shoppe?”

“Don't be silly. Everyone knows crime is out of control at the Dorchester Mall, and it's the fault of the Gangsta Boyz Home. All the good stores are moving out. I don't know why it's here.”

“Because the Dorchester invited them. The mall put in a gangsta clothes store and a video arcade. Those businesses aren't for the tea shop crowd.”

“But why?” Alyce said. “Our crowd is so well behaved.”

“And so tightfisted,” Josie said. “The women who shop here buy one cashmere sweater at Lord and Taylor and wear it twenty years. You can't keep a mall open with that kind of spending. The mall wanted a younger crowd who spend money on clothes, sneakers, and CDs.”

“Instead, they brought in the people who shoplift them.”

“Alyce!” Josie said.

“Well, it's true. Lucy Anne Hardesty's mother had her purse stolen when she left the tearoom. The young thug broke her elbow. Ruined her golf game. Another friend was held up in the Dorchester parking lot.”

“I haven't seen anything about a crime wave in the papers,” Josie said.

“Jake says that's because the Dorchester is a major advertiser in the
St. Louis City Gazette
. Jake says they're not going to report a rise in crime and risk the mall pulling its ads.”

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