Authors: Tape Measure Murder
Tags: #Fiction, #Mystery & Detective, #Short Stories, #Short Stories (Single Author), #General
âToo kind of him, but really I don't know anything at all. About this murder, I mean.'
âYou know what the talk about it is.'
âOh, of course â but it wouldn't do, would it, to repeat just idle talk?'
Slack said, with an attempt at geniality, âThis isn't an official conversation, you know. It's in confidence, so to speak.'
âYou mean you really want to know what people are saying? Whether there's any truth in it or not?'
âThat's the idea.'
âWell, of course, there's been a great deal of talk and speculation. And there are really two distinct camps, if you understand me. To begin with, there are the people who think that the husband did it. A husband or a wife is, in a way, the natural person to suspect, don't you think so?'
âMaybe,' said the inspector cautiously.
âSuch close quarters, you know. Then, so often, the money angle. I hear that it was Mrs Spenlow who had the money, and therefore Mr Spenlow does benefit by her death. In this wicked world I'm afraid the most uncharitable assumptions are often justified.'
âHe comes into a tidy sum, all right.'
âJust so. It would seem quite plausible, wouldn't it, for him to strangle her, leave the house by the back, come across the fields to my house, ask for me and pretend he'd had a telephone call from me, then go back and find his wife murdered in his absence â hoping, of course, that the crime would be put down to some tramp or burglar.'
The inspector nodded. âWhat with the money angle â and if they'd been on bad terms lately â'
But Miss Marple interrupted him. âOh, but they hadn't.'
âYou know that for a fact?'
âEveryone would have known if they'd quarrelled! The maid, Gladys Brent â she'd have soon spread it round the village.'
The inspector said feebly, âShe mightn't have known â' and received a pitying smile in reply.
Miss Marple went on. âAnd then there's the other school of thought. Ted Gerard. A good-looking young man. I'm afraid, you know, that good looks are inclined to influence one more than they should. Our last curate but one â quite a magical effect! All the girls came to church â evening service as well as morning. And many older women became unusually active in parish work â and the slippers and scarfs that were made for him! Quite embarrassing for the poor young man.
âBut let me see, where was I? Oh, yes, this young man, Ted Gerard. Of course, there has been talk about him. He's come down to see her so often. Though Mrs Spenlow told me herself that he was a member of what I think they call the Oxford Group. A religious movement. They are quite sincere and very earnest, I believe, and Mrs Spenlow was impressed by it all.'
Miss Marple took a breath and went on. âAnd I'm sure there was no reason to believe that there was anything more in it than that, but you know what people are. Quite a lot of people are convinced that Mrs Spenlow was infatuated with the young man, and that she'd lent him quite a lot of money. And it's perfectly true that he was actually seen at the station that day. In the train â the two twenty-seven down train. But of course it would be quite easy, wouldn't it, to slip out of the other side of the train and go through the cutting and over the fence and round by the hedge and never come out of the station entrance at all. So that he need not have been seen going to the cottage. And, of course, people do think that what Mrs Spenlow was wearing was rather peculiar.'
âPeculiar?'
âA kimono. Not a dress.' Miss Marple blushed. âThat sort of thing, you know, is, perhaps, rather suggestive to some people.'
âYou think it was suggestive?'
âOh, no,
I
don't think so, I think it was perfectly natural.'
âYou think it was natural?'
âUnder the circumstances, yes.' Miss Marple's glance was cool and reflective.
Inspector Slack said, âIt might give us another motive for the husband. Jealousy.'
âOh, no, Mr Spenlow would never be jealous. He's not the sort of man who notices things. If his wife had gone away and left a note on the pincushion, it would be the first he'd know of anything of that kind.'
Inspector Slack was puzzled by the intent way she was looking at him. He had an idea that all her conversation was intended to hint at something he didn't understand. She said now, with some emphasis, âDidn't
you
find any clues, Inspector â on the spot?'
âPeople don't leave fingerprints and cigarette ash nowadays, Miss Marple.'
âBut this, I think,' she suggested, âwas an old-fashioned crime â'
Slack said sharply, âNow what do you mean by that?'
Miss Marple remarked slowly, âI think, you know, that Constable Palk could help you. He was the first person on the â on the “scene of the crime”, as they say.'
Mr Spenlow was sitting in a deck chair. He looked bewildered. He said, in his thin, precise voice, âI may, of course, be imagining what occurred. My hearing is not as good as it was. But I distinctly think I heard a small boy call after me, “Yah, who's a Crippen?” It â it conveyed the impression to me that he was of the opinion that I had â had killed my dear wife.'
Miss Marple, gently snipping off a dead rose head, said, âThat was the impression he meant to convey, no doubt.'
âBut what could possibly have put such an idea into a child's head?' Miss Marple coughed. âListening, no doubt, to the opinions of his elders.'
âYou â you really mean that other people think that, also?'
âQuite half the people in St Mary Mead.'
âBut â my dear lady â what can possibly have given rise to such an idea? I was sincerely attached to my wife. She did not, alas, take to living in the country as much as I had hoped she would do, but perfect agreement on every subject is an impossible idea. I assure you I feel her loss very keenly.'
âProbably. But if you will excuse my saying so, you don't sound as though you do.'
Mr Spenlow drew his meagre frame up to its full height. âMy dear lady, many years ago I read of a certain Chinese philosopher who, when his dearly loved wife was taken from him, continued calmly to beat a gong in the street â a customary Chinese pastime, I presume â exactly as usual. The people of the city were much impressed by his fortitude.'
âBut,' said Miss Marple, âthe people of St Mary Mead react rather differently. Chinese philosophy does not appeal to them.'
âBut you understand?'
Miss Marple nodded. âMy Uncle Henry,' she explained, âwas a man of unusual self-control. His motto was “Never display emotion”. He, too, was very fond of flowers.'
âI was thinking,' said Mr Spenlow with something like eagerness, âthat I might, perhaps, have a pergola on the west side of the cottage. Pink roses and, perhaps, wisteria. And there is a white starry flower, whose name for the moment escapes me â'
In the tone in which she spoke to her grandnephew, aged three, Miss Marple said, âI have a very nice catalogue here, with pictures. Perhaps you would like to look through it â I have to go up to the village.'
Leaving Mr Spenlow sitting happily in the garden with his catalogue, Miss Marple went up to her room, hastily rolled up a dress in a piece of brown paper, and, leaving the house, walked briskly up to the post office. Miss Politt, the dressmaker, lived in the rooms over the post office.
But Miss Marple did not at once go through the door and up the stairs. It was just two-thirty, and, a minute late, the Much Benham bus drew up outside the post office door. It was one of the events of the day in St Mary Mead. The postmistress hurried out with parcels, parcels connected with the shop side of her business, for the post office also dealt in sweets, cheap books, and children's toys.
For some four minutes Miss Marple was alone in the post office. Not till the postmistress returned to her post did Miss Marple go upstairs and explain to Miss Politt that she wanted her old grey crepe altered and made more fashionable if that were possible. Miss Politt promised to see what she could do.
* * *
The chief constable was rather astonished when Miss Marple's name was brought to him. She came in with many apologies. âSo sorry â so very sorry to disturb you. You are so busy, I know, but then you have always been so very kind, Colonel Melchett, and I felt I would rather come to you instead of Inspector Slack. For one thing, you know, I should hate Constable Palk to get into any trouble. Strictly speaking, I suppose he shouldn't have touched anything at all.'
Colonel Melchett was slightly bewildered. He said, âPalk? That's the St Mary Mead constable, isn't it? What has he been doing?'
âHe picked up a pin, you know. It was in his tunic. And it occurred to me at the time that it was quite probable he had actually picked it up in Mrs Spenlow's house.'
âQuite, quite. But after all, you know, what's a pin? Matter of fact he did pick the pin up just by Mrs Spenlow's body. Came and told Slack about it yesterday â you put him up to that, I gather? Oughtn't to have touched anything, of course, but as I said, what's a pin? It was only a common pin. Sort of thing any woman might use.'
âOh, no, Colonel Melchett, that's where you're wrong. To a man's eye, perhaps, it looked like an ordinary pin, but it wasn't. It was a special pin, a very thin pin, the kind you buy by the box, the kind used mostly by dressmakers.'
Melchett stared at her, a faint light of comprehension breaking in on him. Miss Marple nodded her head several times, eagerly.
âYes, of course. It seems to me so obvious. She was in her kimono because she was going to try on her new dress, and she went into the front room, and Miss Politt just said something about measurements and put the tape measure round her neck â and then all she'd have to do was to cross it and pull â quite easy, so I've heard. And then, of course, she'd go outside and pull the door to and stand there knocking as though she'd just arrived. But the pin shows she'd
already been in the house
.'
âAnd it was Miss Politt who telephoned to Spenlow?'
âYes. From the post office at two-thirty â just when the bus comes and the post office would be empty.'
Colonel Melchett said, âBut my dear Miss Marple, why? In heaven's name, why? You can't have a murder without a motive.'
âWell, I think, you know, Colonel Melchett, from all I've heard, that the crime dates from a long time back. It reminds me, you know, of my two cousins, Antony and Gordon. Whatever Antony did always went right for him, and with poor Gordon it was just the other way about. Race horses went lame, and stocks went down, and property depreciated. As I see it, the two women were in it together.'
âIn what?'
âThe robbery. Long ago. Very valuable emeralds, so I've heard. The lady's maid and the tweeny. Because one thing hasn't been explained â how, when the tweeny married the gardener, did they have enough money to set up a flower shop?
âThe answer is, it was her share of the â the swag, I think is the right expression. Everything she did turned out well. Money made money. But the other one, the lady's maid, must have been unlucky. She came down to being just a village dressmaker. Then they met again. Quite all right at first, I expect, until Mr Ted Gerard came on the scene.
âMrs Spenlow, you see, was already suffering from conscience, and was inclined to be emotionally religious. This young man no doubt urged her to “face up” and to “come clean” and I dare say she was strung up to do it. But Miss Politt didn't see it that way. All she saw was that she might go to prison for a robbery she had committed years ago. So she made up her mind to put a stop to it all. I'm afraid, you know, that she was always rather a wicked woman. I don't believe she'd have turned a hair if that nice, stupid Mr Spenlow had been hanged.'
Colonel Melchett said slowly, âWe can â er â verify your theory â up to a point. The identity of the Politt woman with the lady's maid at the Abercrombies', but â'
Miss Marple reassured him. âIt will be all quite easy. She's the kind of woman who will break down at once when she's taxed with the truth. And then, you see, I've got her tape measure. I â er â abstracted it yesterday when I was trying on. When she misses it and thinks the police have got it â well, she's quite an ignorant woman and she'll think it will prove the case against her in some way.'
She smiled at him encouragingly. âYou'll have no trouble, I can assure you.' It was the tone in which his favourite aunt had once assured him that he could not fail to pass his entrance examination into Sandhurst.
And he had passed.
Agatha Christie is the most
widely published author of all time and in any language, outsold only by the Bible
and Shakespeare. Her books have sold more than a billion copies in English and
another billion in a hundred foreign languages. She is the author of eighty crime
novels and short-story collections, nineteen plays, two memoirs, and six novels
written under the name Mary Westmacott.
She first tried her hand at
detective fiction while working in a hospital dispensary during World War I,
creating the now legendary Hercule Poirot with her debut novel
The Mysterious Affair at Styles.
With
The Murder in
the Vicarage,
published in 1930, she introduced another beloved sleuth,
Miss Jane Marple. Additional series characters include the husband-and-wife
crime-fighting team of Tommy and Tuppence Beresford, private investigator Parker
Pyne, and Scotland Yard detectives Superintendent Battle and Inspector Japp.
Many of Christie's novels
and short stories were adapted into plays, films, and television series.
The Mousetrap,
her most famous play of all, opened in 1952
and is the longest-running play in history. Among her best-known film adaptations
are
Murder on the Orient Express
(1974) and
Death on the Nile
(1978), with Albert Finney and Peter
Ustinov playing Hercule Poirot, respectively. On the small screen Poirot has been
most memorably portrayed by David Suchet, and Miss Marple by Joan Hickson and
subsequently Geraldine McEwan and Julia McKenzie.
Christie was first married to
Archibald Christie and then to archaeologist Sir Max Mallowan, whom she accompanied
on expeditions to countries that would also serve as the settings for many of her
novels. In 1971 she achieved one of Britain's highest honors when she was made
a Dame of the British Empire. She died in 1976 at the age of eighty-five. Her one
hundred and twentieth anniversary was celebrated around the world in 2010.
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