Alcatraz (2 page)

‘Ms.
Fletcher,’ Joan said, faltering now that the time had come.
They usually did.
‘I’m .
.
.
sorry to—’

‘No,’ Ms.
Fletcher said.
‘You did well to last this long.
I can arrange for the boy to be taken tomorrow.’

I closed my eyes, sighing quietly.
Joan and Roy had lasted quite long – longer, certainly, than any of my other recent sets of foster parents.
Eight months was a valiant effort when taking care of
me
was concerned.
I felt a little twist in my stomach.

‘Where is he now?’
Ms.
Fletcher asked.

‘He’s upstairs.’

I waited quietly.
Ms.
Fletcher knocked but didn’t wait for my reply before pushing open the door.

‘Ms.
Fletcher,’ I said.
‘You look lovely.’

It was a stretch.
Ms.
Fletcher – my personal caseworker –
might
have been a pretty woman, had she not been wearing a pair of hideous hornrimmed glasses.
She perpetually kept her hair up in a bun that was only slightly less tight than the dissatisfied line of her lips.
She wore a simple white blouse and a black ankle-length skirt.
For her, it was a daring outfit – the shoes, after all, were maroon.

‘The kitchen, Alcatraz?’
Ms.
Fletcher asked.
‘Why the kitchen?’

‘It was an accident,’ I mumbled.
‘I was trying to do something nice for my foster parents.’

‘You decided that you would be kind to Joan Sheldon – one of the city’s finest and most well-renowned chefs – by burning down her kitchen?’

I shrugged.
‘Just wanted to fix dinner.
I figured even
I
couldn’t mess up ramen noodles.’

Ms.
Fletcher snorted.
Finally, she walked into the room, shaking her head as she strolled past my dresser.
She poked my inheritance package with her index finger, harrumphing quietly as she eyed the crumpled paper and worn strings.
Ms.
Fletcher had a thing about messiness.
Finally, she turned back to me.
‘We’re running out of families, Smedry.
The other couples are hearing rumors.
Soon there won’t be any place left to send you.’

I remained quiet, still lying down.

Ms.
Fletcher sighed, folding her arms and tapping her index finger against one arm.
‘You realize, of course, that you are worthless.’

Here we go
, I thought, feeling sick.
This was my least favorite part of the process.
I stared up at my ceiling.

‘You are fatherless and motherless,’ Ms.
Fletcher said, ‘a parasite upon the system.
You are a child who has been given a second, third, and now
twenty-seventh
chance.
And how have you received this generosity?
With indifference, disrespect, and
destructiveness
!’

‘I don’t destroy,’ I said quietly.
‘I break.
There’s a difference.’

Ms.
Fletcher sniffed in disgust.
She left me then, walking out and pulling the door closed with a snap.
I heard her say good-bye to the Sheldons, promising them that her assistant would arrive in the morning to deal with me.

It’s too bad
, I thought with a sigh.
Roy and Joan really are good people.
They would have made great parents
.

2

N
ow, you’re probably wondering about the beginning of the previous chapter, with its reference to evil Librarians, altars made from encyclopedias, and its general feeling of ‘Oh, no!
Alcatraz is going to be sacrificed!’

Before we get to this, let me explain something about myself.
I’ve been many things in my life.
Student.
Spy.
Sacrifice.
Potted plant.
However, at this point, I’m something completely different from all of those – something more frightening than any of them.

I’m a writer.

You may have noticed that I began my story with a quick, snappy scene of danger and tension – but then quickly moved on to a more boring discussion of my childhood.
Well, that’s because I wanted to prove something to you: that
I am not a nice person
.

Would a nice person begin with such an exciting scene, then make you wait almost the entire book to read about it?
Would a nice person write a book that exposes the true nature of the world to all of you ignorant Hushlanders, thereby forcing your lives into chaos?
Would a nice person write a book that proves that Alcatraz Smedry, the Free Kingdoms’ greatest hero, was just a mean-spirited adolescent?

Of course not.

I awoke grumpily that next morning, annoyed by the sound of some banging on my downstairs door.
I climbed out of bed, then threw on a bathrobe.
Though the clock read 10:00
A.M
., I was still tired.
I had stayed up late, lost in thought.
Then Joan and Roy had tried to say goodbye.
I hadn’t opened my door to them.
Better to get things over without all that gushing.

No, I was not happy to be reawoken at 10:00
A.M
.
– or, actually,
any
A.M
.
I yawned, walking downstairs and pulling open the door, prepared to meet whichever assistant Ms.
Fletcher had sent to retrieve me.
‘Hell—’ I said.
(I hadn’t intended to swear, but a boisterous voice cut me off before I could get to the ‘o.’)

‘Alcatraz, my boy!’
then man at the doorway exclaimed.
‘Happy Birthday!’

‘—o,’ I said.

‘You shouldn’t swear, my boy!’
the man said, pushing his way into the house.
He was an older man who was dressed in a sharp black tuxedo and wore a strange pair of red-tinted glasses.
He was quite bald save for a small bit of white hair running around the back of his head, and this puffed out in an unkempt fashion.
He wore a similarly bushy white mustache, and he smiled quite broadly as he turned to me, his face wrinkled but his eyes alight with excitement.

‘Well, my boy,’ he said, ‘how does it feel to be thirteen?’

‘The same as it did yesterday,’ I said, yawning.
‘When it was
actually
my birthday.
Ms.
Fletcher must have told you the wrong date.
I’m not packed yet – you’re going to have to wait.’

I tiredly began to walk toward the stairs.

‘Wait,’ the old man said.
‘Your birthday was .
.
.
yesterday?’

I nodded.
I’d never met the man before, but Ms.
Fletcher has several assistants.
I didn’t know them all.

‘Rumbling Rawns!’
then man exclaimed.
‘I’m late!’

‘No,’ I said, climbing the stairs.
‘Actually, you’re early.
As I said, you’ll need to wait.’

The old man rushed up the stairs behind me.

I turned, frowning.
‘You can wait downstairs.’

‘Quickly, boy!’
the old man said.
‘I can’t wait.
Soon you’ll be getting a package in the mail, and—’ ‘Stop.
You know about the package?’

‘Of course I do, of course I do.
Don’t tell me it already came?’

I nodded.

‘Blistering Brooks!’
the old man exclaimed.
‘Where, lad?
Where is it?’

I frowned.
‘Did Ms.
Fletcher send it?’

‘Ms.
Fletcher?
Never heard of her.
Your parents sent that box, my boy!’

He’s never heard of her?
I thought, realizing that I’d never verified the man’s identity.
Great.
I’ve let a lunatic into the house
.

‘Oh, blast!’
the old man said, reaching into his suit pocket and pulling out a pair of yellow-tinted glasses.
He quickly exchanged the light red ones for these, then looked around.
‘There!’
he said, rushing up the stairs, pushing past me.

‘Hey!’
I called, but he didn’t stop.
I muttered quietly to myself, following.
The old man was surprisingly spry for his age, and he reached the door to my room in just a few heartbeats.

‘Is this your room, my boy?’
the old man asked.
‘Lots of footprints leading here.
What happened to the doorknob?’

‘It fell off.
My first night in the house.’

‘How odd,’ the old man said, pushing the door open.
‘Now, where’s that box .
.
.?’

‘Look,’ I said, pausing in the doorway.
‘You have to leave.
If you don’t, I’m going to call the police.’

‘The police?
Why would you do that?’

‘Because you’re in my house,’ I said.
‘Well .
.
.
my ex-house, at least.’

‘But you let me in, lad,’ the old man pointed out.

I paused.
‘Well, now I’m telling you to leave.’

‘But why?
Don’t you recognize me, my boy?’

I raised an eyebrow.

‘I’m your grandfather, lad!
Grandpa Smedry!
Leavenworth Smedry, Oculator Dramatus.
Don’t tell me you don’t remember me – I was there when you were born!’

I blinked.
Then frowned.
Then cocked my head to the side.
‘You were there .
.
.?’

‘Yes, yes,’ the old man said.
‘Thirteen years ago!
You haven’t seen me since, of course.’

‘And I’m supposed to remember you?’
I said.

‘Well, certainly!
We have excellent memories, we Smedrys.
Now, about that box .
.
.’

Grandfather?
The man had to be lying, of course.
I don’t even have parents.
Why would I have a grandfather?

Now, looking back, I realize that this was a silly thought.
Everybody has a grandfather – two of them, actually.
Just because you haven’t seen them doesn’t mean they don’t exist.
In that way, grandfathers are kind of like kangaroos.

At any rate, I most certainly
should
have called the police on this elderly intruder.
He has been the main source of all my problems ever since.
Unfortunately, I didn’t throw him out.
Instead, I just watched him put away his yellow-tinted spectacles, retrieving the reddish-tinted ones again.
Then he finally spotted the box on my dresser, scribbled-on brown paper still sitting beside it.
The old man rushed over eagerly.

Did he send it?
I wondered.

He reached into the box, taking out the note with an oddly reverent touch.
He read it, smiling fondly, then looked up at me.

‘So, where is it?’
Grandpa Smedry – or whoever he really was – asked.

‘Where is what?’

‘The inheritance, lad!’

‘In the box,’ I said, pointing at the package.

‘There isn’t anything in here but the note.’

‘What?’
I said, walking over.
Indeed, the box was empty.
The bag of sand was gone.

‘What did you do with it?’
I asked.

‘With what?’

‘The bag of sand,’ I said.

The old man breathed out in awe.
‘So, it really came?’
he whispered, eyes wide.
‘There was actually a bag of sand in this box?’

I nodded slowly.

‘What color was the sand, lad?’

‘Um .
.
.
sandy?’

‘Galloping Gemmells!’
he exclaimed.
‘I’m too late!
They must have gotten here before me.
Quickly, lad.
Who’s been in this room since you received the box?’
‘Nobody,’ I said.
By this point, as you can imagine, I was growing a little frustrated and increasingly confused.
Not to mention hungry and still a bit tired.
And a little sore from gym class the previous week – but that isn’t exactly all that relevant, is it?

‘Nobody?’
the old man repeated.
‘Nobody else has been in this room?’

‘Nobody,’ I snapped.
‘Nobody at all.’
Except .
.
.
I frowned.
‘Except Ms.
Fletcher.’

‘Who
is
this Ms.
Fletcher you keep mentioning, lad?’

I shrugged.
‘My caseworker.’

‘What does she look like?’

‘Glasses,’ I said.
‘Snobbish face.
Usually has her hair in a bun.’

‘The glasses,’ Grandpa Smedry said slowly.
‘Did they have .
.
.
horn rims?’

‘Usually.’

‘Hyperventilating Hobbs!’
he exclaimed.
‘A Librarian!
Quickly, lad, we have to go!
Get dressed; I’ll go steal some food from your foster parents!’

‘Wait!’
I said, but the old man had already scrambled from the room, moving with a sudden urgency.

I stood, dumbfounded.

Ms.
Fletcher?
I thought.
Take the inheritance?
That’s stupid.
Why would she want a silly bag of sand?
I shook my head, uncertain what to make of all this.
Finally, I just walked over to my dresser.
Getting dressed, at least, seemed like a good idea.
I threw on a pair of jeans, a T-shirt, and my favorite green jacket.

As I finished, Grandpa Smedry rushed back into the bedroom, carrying two of Roy’s extra briefcases.
I noticed a leaf of lettuce sticking halfway out of one, while the other seemed to be leaking a bit of ketchup.

‘Here!’
Grandpa Smedry said, handing me the lettuce briefcase.
‘I packed us lunches.
No telling how long it will be before we can stop for food!’

I raised the briefcase, frowning.
‘You packed lunches inside of briefcases?’

‘They’ll look less suspicious that way.
We have to fit in!
Now, let’s get moving.
The Librarians could already be working on the sand.’

‘So?’
I said.

‘So!’
the old man exclaimed.
‘Lad, with those sands, the Librarians could destroy kingdoms, overthrow cultures, dominate the world!
We need to get them back.
We’ll have to strike quickly, and possibly at great peril to our lives.
But that’s the Smedry way!’

I lowered the briefcase.
‘If you say so.’

‘Before we leave, I need to know what our resources are.
What’s your Talent, lad?’

I frowned.
‘Talent?’

‘Yes,’ Grandpa Smedry said.
‘Every Smedry has a Talent.
What is yours?’

‘Uh .
.
.
playing the oboe?’

‘This is no time for jokes, lad!’
Grandpa Smedry said.
‘This is serious!
If we don’t get that sand back .
.
.’

‘Well,’ I said, sighing.
‘I’m pretty good at breaking things.’