All My Friends Are Dead (2 page)

I’ve just never met any of them face to face.

All my friends are Phil!

Thanks, Doug.

The only ship we need is a
friend
ship, huh, Phil?

Friendship.

All my friends are obsolete.

My only friend has recently gone missing.

Hey there, little fella! Will you be my friend?

I’d rather not. Carlos told me you got mono.

This is my worst day.

All my friends expired on Tuesday.

All my friends have scurvy. Yarr.

All my friends are terrifying.

I’ve already made two children cry today!

All my friends are
sooooooooooo
last season.