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“Oh, look at that!” Her hand tightens a grip on
my knee. “A shooting star! It's early in the summer for shooting stars.”

We gaze up at the sky, waiting for more.

• • •

It's been two hours since my dad and I pulled in. Mom and Megan and Jessie were all waiting for us when we did.

“Isn't it past your bedtime?” I asked Jessie.

“I'm too excited to sleep,” she told me. “I
knew
you'd come back.”

“You eaten?” my mom asked us.

“A bag of Doritos and half a bag of Twizzlers,” I said.

“Healthy.” Looking at my dad, she asked, “You want to stay for some supper? I can make eggs.”

“No, but thanks,” he said. “I need to get back on the road. I'll grab a slice of pizza or something.”

I don't know what they talked about on the phone when my dad called from the gas station, but whatever it was had left them acting a whole lot nicer to each other. They had forgiveness in their voices, even if they didn't say the words.

When he left, my dad gave me a big hug—not the guy kind with slaps on the back, but the real deal—and I promised I'd come visit him and Gerri over winter break and stay for a week.

For supper I made pancakes with real maple syrup, which I heated up in the microwave. Jessie and Megan had a second supper with me. And I asked Bobby and his dad if they wanted to come over and join us. I didn't feel like talking much, so I asked them to tell us about their trip to the Adirondacks.

Bobby said, “We're going tent camping for a weekend in August. You want to come? Can he, Dad?”

Mike nodded his head. “You're welcome anytime, Skeezie. Think you can handle the bugs?”

“I can handle anything,” I told him.

“Yeah, right,” Megan said.

“He
can
!” said Jessie, grabbing my arm and covering it with about a thousand kisses.

• • •

“There's another one!” Mom says, pointing.

And sure enough a second star goes flying across the sky.

“That was nice of Bobby to ask you to go camping with them.”

“Yeah, and nice of Mike to say he'd help you get your garden back. What kind of flowers will you plant? I don't even know what your favorites are.”

“Well, roses, of course. I'm a romantic, like you. And zinnias and tulips. And lilies. I guess I'd have to say that lilies are my favorite.”

Licky lifts her head from where she's lying at my feet and looks up at my mom with her happy, sad eyes.

“That's it!” I say. “We'll call her Lily! We can't keep calling her Licky. I mean, nothing personal, but that name is totally dumb.”

If this were a movie or TV show, Lily would bark now and the camera would go in close on her big, smiling face while in the background you'd hear Mom and me laughing our dopey heads off. But in real life, Lily just yawns and goes back to sleep. And Mom and me, we just sit there thinking our thoughts until we're yawning, too.

“Lily's a good name for her,” Mom says after a while. “She's a pretty dog.”

“She ain't nothin' but a hound dog,” I say. “And she's the sleepiest dog I ever did know. But she's a good dog. The best dog ever.” I reach down and rub her head. “Thank you for letting me her keep her, Mom.”

“Oh, you can thank your dad for that,” she tells me. “He worked me upstream and downriver on the phone. He said you
had
to have that dog, that you
needed
that dog, that that dog and you were
meant
to be together. By the time he was done, I told him that one, he should be a salesman, and two, I had no doubt he was right.”

“So you're where I get that whole list-making thing from,” I say.

“You get a lot from me, buster, probably more than you'd like. But you get a lot from your dad, too. It's a good thing for you he's not
all
bad.”

“Well, anyways, thanks for letting me keep her and letting her stay inside the house.”

“Oh, you can thank your father for that, too.”

“She won't be any trouble, I promise.”

“Yeah, that's what they told me when you
were born, and look how that turned out.”

I yawn and rest my head on her shoulder. “Skeezie,” she says, “you have
got
to stop using so much mousse. It's disgusting.”

“Okay,” I mumble, without moving my head. “Can I unpack in the morning? I'll have time before I go to work.”

“Sure,” she says. “But you better let the dog out first, and don't forget to feed her. She's your responsibility.”

“I can handle it. And her name is Lily.”

“Fine. And I know you can handle it. If there's one thing in this world I am certain of, it's that you can handle it.”

We sit there without moving for another six minutes. I know it's that long because I check the time on my Elvis watch. And then I get up, pull my mom to her feet, and call, “Lily! Come on, girl. It's time for bed.”

FORUM: “The Importance of Fries”

Addie:

I can't believe you're making me write this down. “French fries” is
not
an Important Topic.

Skeezie,

 

Bobby,

 

and Joe:

What! Get real! Are you kidding!

Addie:

Can somebody
please
tell me why I hang out with boys?

Skeezie:

One, because you have excellent taste.

Bobby:

Two, because boys know that “french fries”
is
an Important Topic.

Joe:

Three, because boys are so darn cute.

Skeezie:

And I repeat: You are so gay.

Joe:

And you are so not. Although in that T-shirt . . .

Skeezie:

I can't believe you're making me wear this. I am
not
“happily married to a Canadian!”

Joe:

It's a present, Skeezie. Be nice.

Skeezie:

You said you got it for Zachary.

Joe:

Yes, and he said it didn't fit. Which was his polite way of telling me he wouldn't be caught dead wearing it. So I regifted it to you.

Skeezie:

Well, I'm wearing it until our food comes and then I'm taking it off.

Joe:

Good idea. Just
thinking
about food, you get stains on your clothes.

Bobby:

Speaking of which, where's your leather jacket?

Skeezie:

At home. Duh. It's only, like, ninety degrees out there.

Addie:

That never stopped you before.

Joe:

You
always
wear your leather jacket.

Skeezie:

Well, let's just say I'm giving it a rest.

Joe:

Mon dieu!
Don't tell us you're going to stop slicking back your hair!

Skeezie:

No way. But I might use a little less mousse. Now can we get back on topic, please?

Joe:

Les pommes frites sont importantes!

Skeezie:

What does that mean? “The cat is in the bathtub”?

Joe:

In fact, it actually means, the french fries are important. I have no idea how to say the cat is in the bathtub, and why are you thinking about cats in bathtubs? What's wrong with you?

Skeezie:

I am not thinking about cats in bathtubs. I was just saying . . . oh, never mind! So, the important question of the day is which is better:

1. Betty & Pauls seasoned curly fries.

2. Burger King regular fries.

3. Candy Kitchen sweet potato fries.

Joe:

Do we have to put our heads down on our desks when we vote?

Addie:

No, this is an open and democratic forum, even if the topic is ridiculous.

Skeezie:

Well, I vote for the sweet potato fries.

Joe:

Of course you do.

Skeezie:

Speaking of which, where are they?

Addie:

Skeezie, if you start pounding on the table . . .

Bobby:

Or snapping your fingers.

Skeezie:

I don't do that anymore. Get serious.

Bobby:

Well, okay, if you want to get serious, then I just want to say: I'm really glad you're back, Skeezie.

Addie:

Me, too. How could we be the Gang of Five with only three people?

Joe:

We were only four people, anyway. We could have . . . oh, what am I saying?! Skeezie, you are my earring brother! And my writing partner! And
mon
best
ami!

Skeezie:

Really?

Joe:

Well,
one
of my best friends. You and Addie and Bobby. And Zachary. And . . .

Skeezie:

Wow, thanks. Here, you can have your shirt back.

Joe:

No, wait! I was just going to say, and your dog Lily-kins.

Skeezie:

It's Lily. And thanks. But I'm still taking off the shirt.

Addie,

 

Joe, and

 

Bobby:

Nooo!!!

Skeezie:

You guys. Re. Lax. I got another shirt on under it.

Bobby:

“Patsy Cline.” Who's that?

Skeezie:

She's just the greatest country singer who ever lived.

Hellomy

 

nameis

 

Steffi:

See how smart he got while you guys were away?

Skeezie:

Thanks for the shirt, Steff.

Hellomy

 

nameis

 

Steffi:

You're welcome, Elvis. Okay, we got two orders of sweet potato fries, two regulars, and two seasoned curly fries.

Joe:

Wow, since when do you have curly fries?

Hellomy

 

nameis

 

Steffi:

Shh. They're from Betty & Pauls. And the regular fries are . . .

Skeezie:

BK. Let the tasting begin!

Hellomy

 

nameis

 

Steffi:

And then, Elvis, your break is over. You won't believe what Henry just did.

Skeezie:

You don't have to tell me. I'll be right there, just as soon as these guys tell me that
our
fries are the best.

Bobby:

Uh-oh. The ketchup bottle's empty.

Skeezie:

Look at that. I'm not gone one day and the place falls apart.

Hellomy

 

nameis

 

Steffi:

Where would we be without you, Elvis?

Skeezie:

That's a good question. Let's talk about it after we finish these fries. Hey, Addie?

Addie:

Yes?

Skeezie:

You can stop writing now.

So that's the story, Elvis. I guess I should get used to calling you that. It's going to be your name, after all, even if it's my name, too. I hope your mom isn't planning on calling us Big E and Little E. That's cute for about five minutes. Like “Licky.”

Speaking of whom, Lily is thirteen and a half now. She's in pretty good health, but dogs don't live forever. I sure hope she'll hang in there until you're big enough to get to know her. She's the best dog ever, and though you and I haven't even met yet, I just know you're going to be the best son ever.

And I'm going to try to be the best dad, even if I mess up, which believe me I will. One of the things I figured out the summer between seventh and eighth grade—the summer my dad came looking for me—was that being a dad came a lot easier to me than it did to him. I don't know what it was, maybe because I was
kind of forced into the job at the age of ten—the man of the family, remember?—but I took to it like a natural. On the outside, I may have looked like a greaser, but that was just me trying to be like my father. The thing is, that wasn't really him, either. He was just trying to be something, too. Just trying to figure himself out, the way everybody does.

I got to know my dad a whole lot better in the years after that summer, and he got better at being a dad. I spent many weekends and vacations with him and Gerri and my half brothers. With the money I earned at the Candy Kitchen, I bought myself the Yamaha guitar at Strings 'n' Things. I took it with me on the bus every time I visited Rochester, and Gerri taught me to play. I'm pretty good. I'm even in a band now. It's kind of country-rock. We call ourselves the Sweet Taters. Three guesses how we came up with that.

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