Authors: Peter Helton
âHeroic stuff.'
âShe said she'll call the police once everyone's gone home. Morva doesn't want the police here while her students are around. Bad for business. Too much to explain.'
âI'd say.'
âShe hasn't really . . . registered the business as such. Tax-wise. Or the building for business use. Couldn't really, with the sanitary arrangements being what they are . . .'
âCrap. I don't care. Dead bodies don't simply appear; there's usually blunt instruments involved. Or pointy ones. With thoroughly unpleasant people at the other end of them.'
âHe must have been there for ages.'
âYou're an expert on human decomposition now.'
âWell, it's not a very fresh corpse â like, it didn't smell or anything. Must have been there a few years.'
âHe is right, you know.'
I whirled round. Dr Kalogeropoulos was giving me a thoroughly unprofessional look through his bottle-glass spectacles. âYou knew about this?' I just hate it when everyone seems to know more than me. Although I should be used to it by now.
âNot all along. But I have taken an interest lately. For Morva's sake.'
âWho is he? Was he?'
âPetros Grapsas.'
âAh, well, that explains everything. I'll get some more junk to pile on top of him, shall I?'
âHe was a kind of tax inspector. Investigating fraud. Killed by accident. Apparently.'
âBy accident.'
âA scuffle. He fell, hit his head on something.'
âApparently.'
âIndeed. They panicked and hid the body. It happened before I came back here, so he's been in there a while.'
âAnd, of course, they thought a deserted village was a good place to stash him. What a disappointment. Why didn't they just stick him in the graveyard?'
âProbably too scared; you know how superstitious people are around here.'
âNo wonder they weren't keen on Morva moving in and doing the place up.'
âA couple of villagers came up one night, during the last thunderstorm, to try to move the body, but they couldn't remember where exactly they'd put him in the first place and gave up.'
âI think I saw them as they came past the motorhome,' said Charlie.
âDid you? The villagers were hoping that if they made sure she didn't find a builder willing to do the job, Morva would give up. But then Mr Honeysett here turned up.'
âI knew it would turn out to be my fault.'
âYou brought Charlie here.'
Charlie crossed his arms in front of his chest and nodded in agreement: all your fault.
âWell, we can't just forget about him,
even if he was a tax inspector
,' I said loudly for the benefit of Morva who had just entered the courtyard.
She had the decency to put on a sheepish expression. âIt's only until tomorrow; then I'll call the police. Honestly,' she said. âDid you come up to see me, doctor?'
âNo, not you.'
âOh, OK,' she said and beat a hasty retreat towards the other end of the courtyard to join Tim at the table.
âWell, that's all sorted, then,' Charlie said cheerfully and went the same way.
That left the doctor and me looking at one another for a few heartbeats. âYou've come to see me, then,' I concluded.
He sighed heavily. âPerhaps we could take a little walk.'
Making Turkish breakfast in Greece had, of course, been tempting fate. Reluctantly, I followed the doctor out of the courtyard. He struck out at a surprising pace into the heart of the ruined village. We passed Helen who was sketching another ruin from a respectful distance. The doctor squinted in the direction of my wave. âIs there somebody?'
âHelen, over there, in the shade under the walnut.'
âI'll have to take your word for it.'
âYour eyesight is really quite bad, isn't it? I noticed that before.'
âFailing. Failing fast, in fact. A year or two and I'll be practically blind.'
âI'm sorry to hear that. Can't they . . . operate or something?'
âNo. It's congenital; there's no way of stopping it. I shouldn't be driving, really; I only get away with it because I've known the roads around here all my life.'
âWhat will you do when . . . you know? Can you go on practising? As a doctor?'
âOf course not.'
âAnything I can do?'
We had reached a squat deserted farm building and its skeleton crew of outbuildings. He halted by a convoluted fig tree. âIs there anyone close by?'
âNot that I can see.'
âWell, there
is
something you can do. Go away. If you don't, the local police will soon find a way to get you off the island, anyway.'
âHas this to do with Kyla Biggs?'
âYou've been sniffing around the olive oil co-op.'
âThe one that mysteriously changes its name?'
âThe village has a lot invested in that business.
My mother
has.
I
have â everything I had. I wasn't entirely sure what I let myself in for then, but it's too late now. The income will be important once my eyesight goes completely. Not just for me and my mother; many people in the village rely on the co-op.'
âWhere is Kyla?'
âI'm not sure.'
âShe's alive?'
âI think so. Yes. Yes, she is. Look, they are not bad people, but they've got themselves mixed up with mafia types and they are quite ruthless, I assure you. Kyla suspected something was not right and decided to do a bit of investigating. And got caught doing it. They were supposed to get rid of her, but they didn't. They're not murderers.'
âTell that to Mr Junkman down at Morva's place. So where is she?'
âThey've pretended to the mafia lot that they got rid of her. They didn't want to harm her, but they couldn't just let her go, so they're keeping her hidden somewhere. She's fine. But unless they find a way to make sure she doesn't expose the scheme, they can't really let her go home. No one knows what to do about it.'
âHave you seen her?'
âNo, I'm not that involved. It's best not to get too . . . close.'
âSo there's obviously fraud involved. How does it work?'
âIt all started quite small, the usual thing â EU subsidies. There's never been a real survey of who owns which trees. So, to get maximum EU subsidies, everyone registered the same huge number of trees. From the aerial pictures, one tree looks much like another. No one bothered to count them, so everyone got subsidies for the same trees. Then the subsidies got phased out. So the co-op was formed. A few oil samples were faked and the supermarket deal came.'
âIt's not really organic, then?'
âOh no, far from it. That would mean real work. No, they get sprayed a lot. For Dacus fly and other pests.'
âAnd the name changing?'
âIt worked once; so why not twice? Another name, another supermarket, another exclusive deal.'
âSo that's where the Moroccan oil comes in.'
âMoroccan oil is good oil and still quite cheap. In a bottle with a label from an organic Greek estate, it suddenly becomes very expensive.'
âI know, I bought some of it. And the supermarkets â don't they know this is going on? Don't they visit sometimes to see how it's all going?'
âThe supermarkets try not to know. They all want the business. Were you sent to find out about the oil or to find the woman?'
âI think I was sent to see how well the secret was kept.'
âThen finding out might well put you in danger. You
and
your friends . . .'
âIs that why you are telling me? To make it too dangerous for me?'
A faint smile, a waggle of the head. âIf you've been inside the plantation, then you already know.' He avoided my eyes, looking vaguely across the narrow valley. âMy eyesight may be going, but I still know every stone in this village. We used to play here a lot as children. There was only one old couple left up here then, eking out an existence. Keeping a goat, growing some vegetables, keeping chickens. Some winters, they must have been near starvation. Yet they couldn't bear to leave this place. You don't belong here, Mr Honeysett. None of you does. You can easily leave and go back to your life in England. This is a poor country and the supermarkets are very rich.' I opened my mouth to protest, but he cut across me. âHave you tried the oil?'
âI bought some in England.'
âAnd did you like it? Of course you did. Perhaps you think you are a connoisseur but really you know very little about olive oil. And so it was good enough for you.'
âHow about Turkish hazelnut oil, then?'
âYou found that out, too? Then you really must go home, Mr Honeysett.'
âWhat about it?'
He looked at me for a moment, shrugged: what the hell. âThat's a separate venture. Hazelnut oil doesn't taste of much. With a bit of deodorizing and mixing with strong cheap extra virgin, it makes a passable olive oil. Everyone does it; the Italians did it first. Everyone knows they're exporting twice as much oil as they produce. It has to come from somewhere, you know.'
âSo it's all rubbish? None of it is real? Where do you go for real olive oil?'
He pushed himself off from the tree he'd been leaning against and walked off without looking back. âYour olive trees.
Your own
olive trees. Go home and plant some, Mr Honeysett. And take your friends with you. Soon?'
I watched him walk away until he disappeared behind a building near the church.
When I returned to the long table in the courtyard, I found Annis in a less than chatty mood. Louise chased the last olive round her plate with a morsel of bread. âNice lunch; every bit as good as last night's supper.'
âIt was breakfast.'
âYou have lavish breakfasts.'
âTrying to.' There was stale bread and some honey left. I drowned the former in the latter and stuffed it in my mouth before Tim could snaffle it. Everyone except the students was here.
âAre your students likely to come in at any moment?'
Morva checked her watch. âNot for half an hour or so.'
It seemed somehow proper to make my report to Louise, perhaps to convince her that I wasn't completely useless. âKyla is alive and she's on the island.'
âWhere? At the co-op?'
âQuite likely. Remember the quad biker driving out to the shed?' I asked Annis.
âUh-huh.'
âI think that's where they keep her. To stop her from exposing the fact that the place exports fake olive oil.'
âAnd the supermarket is selling it? Last year half their organic vegetables were found to have pesticides on them. No wonder they don't want this to come out. Kyla must have got wind of it somehow.'
âSo why don't we just call the police right now?' Charlie asked.
âBecause we're pretty certain they're in on it.'
Louise was getting agitated. âI can't believe we're sitting round here discussing it. Let's go there and get her out. Now!'
âThere's Vampire Boy,' Annis warned.
âWho's Vampire Boy?'
âThey've got someone guarding the place with a shotgun. He was wearing some vampire tee shirt when we saw him,' I explained.
âWhat kind of tee shirt?'
âIt had some sort of joke . . .'
Annis helped me out. âIt said “Have a Stake in the Future, Become a Vampire”.'
â
What?
That's
my
tee shirt. I mean, it's Kyla's. I had it printed for her because of the teen vampire stuff she likes to watch. I invented that slogan; you can't buy them. She's definitely there. We must get her out.' Louise shot up from her seat.
I pulled her down again. âWe will.'
âWhen?'
âAs soon as it's dark.'
âAnd the vampire shotgun?' Annis asked, not unreasonably.
I had no plan at all but Morva came to my rescue. âWe'll all go. Not the students, I mean, but us lot here. They're not mad; they can't kidnap or shoot all of us.'
âOh, quite,' Annis agreed. âNot all of us. Remind me, Chris: was it a double-barrelled shotgun?'
I ignored her. âTim, you can get us in through the gate, surely?'
âNo probs.'
âThere you are,' I said to Louise. âWe'll set off as soon as it gets dark.'
Sophie's eyes shone. âI'm gonna come, too. The more the better. Surely.'
We had managed to persuade the students to go for a meal in Corfu Town, but Sophie had changed her mind at the last minute and stayed behind.
âYou shouldn't have told her,' I said to Charlie, who was unsuccessfully trying to get Sophie to relinquish her wine bottle.
âLet her come with us.'
âShe's pissed.'
âShe'll be fine. I'll look after her,' he promised.
âOn your head be it.'
At dusk, we set off in the two cars, with Charlie and Sophie, who was still stubbornly clutching her bottle, in the back of my rented wreck. As agreed, we drove in convoy through the village, waved at anyone who was looking as though we were off on an adventure.
Which we were. At the turn-off to the olive grove, I slowed. No one appeared to be around and I gave the OK signal to turn on to the narrow track. After a hundred yards and out of sight of the road, we turned off the track and cut the engines.
It was darker here than I had anticipated, but this was my third visit and I remembered it well enough to lead the troops, all but Sophie, who had passed out in the back of the car, clutching her bottle. We decided it was safer to leave her there, and after a short march and stumble we reached the front gate.
We stood back in the darkness, breathing in the faint scent of charcoal burning, while Tim magicked the lock open. It took him all of one minute to defeat it. We left the gate ajar for a swifter exit and moved quietly along the lane. I took point with Annis behind me, while Charlie brought up the rear.