Anarchy and Old Dogs (Dr. Siri Paiboun) (7 page)

Siri laughed and shook his head.

"Being perfect must have made your life miserable at times," Siri said.

"The Lord Buddha says all existence involves suffering."

"Is that right? Didn't he have a thousand concubines before he saw the light?"

"Exactly. So he knew what suffering was all about. I have just the one and I suffer interminably."

"Next time I meet Nong for one of our secret afternoon trysts I'm going to tell her you called her a concubine."

Civilai didn't rise to the bait.

"I'm coming with you," he said.

"To meet your wife?"

"To Pakse."

"Really? Don't you have meetings to go to? Hands to shake?"

"They owe me a break. You're a doctor. You can diagnose me with some disease, recommend I take a few days to recover from it."

Siri was delighted. "All right. Any specific requests?"

"Nothing disfiguring. Something that doesn't stop me drinking."

"Syphilis would put you down for a day or two."

"No. I don't think Mrs. Nong would see the funny side of that. How about something internal and painful but non-life threatening?"

"Chronic hemorrhoids?"

"Perfect."

Siri was just completing Civilai's medical certificate when Phosy stopped by the morgue. He wore a layer of dust and looked like a shift worker at the snuff factory.

"How did it go?" Siri asked. As Siri had to prepare for his trip south, they'd decided Phosy should go by himself to revisit the dentist's wife.

"It was a lot faster on
your
bike."

"I said you could use it."

"I know, but regulations. We have to use the department scooter on official business."

"Even if it's a pink Vespa?"

"It's lilac. At least it was until today."

"I'd hate to think of you giving chase to a criminal on that."

"Come on, Siri. You know there are no criminals in the PDR Laos."

"You saw the widow?"

"I saw what was left of her."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I got there at about eleven. The door was ajar and when I called out, there was no answer. I went inside and it was obvious there'd been some kind of struggle. The table was on its side and the pieces of that game thing had been scattered. There were cups and papers lying all around. Then I saw the blood."

"Oh, my. Poor woman."

"There was a pool of it near the couch, and a trail leading to the back door. I went through the place. Glean as a flute. No rifled drawers or cupboards. No overturned mattresses. Whoever hit the old lady hadn't gone there to rob her. At least I don't think so. There were odd pieces of jewelry upstairs but I didn't find any money. And no personal documents for either of them."

"No identity cards, house documents, licenses?"

"Not a one. But they might have had them stashed away somewhere else for safety. I didn't find a purse or handbag, so whoever it was might have taken that stuff when they dragged the old woman's body out."

"You think she was dead?"

"There was a hell of a lot of blood, Doctor. I'm not sure she could have survived a wound like that. I brought you some."

"Some what?"

"Some of the blood." Phosy produced a small sauce bottle from his shirt pocket. "I think I cleaned the sauce out pretty thoroughly."

"What in hell's name do you expect me to do with that?"

"I don't know. You're a coroner. I thought you might be able to tell me something from it."

"Like how she died? What she had for breakfast on the morning of her attack?"

"I don't know. You're the expert."

"I'm a very little expert, and certainly not a magician. And I'm an expert only in the absence of real professionals who have the benefit of a laboratory and technicians and years of training--people who might know what they're actually talking about. This isn't Hollywood. There, I believe, they can tell you a victim's shoe size from a sample of blood. Given my present state, I can barely tell you what color it is."

Siri took the bottle from Phosy and shook it.

"How did you get it into the bottle?"

"Just scooped the bottle through the puddle."

"It was that deep?"

"Deep enough."

"Then I imagine your old lady hadn't been gone long."

"Why so?"

"In this heat, on a parquet floor, blood would dry in--I don't know--an hour at the most."

"That means they must have taken her body out in daylight. That's odd. I asked around. None of the neighbors remembered seeing anything. In a little place like that, you'd notice a body being removed."

"That's one more thing that doesn't make sense," Siri said. "Let's look at motive. Say someone wanted to keep the messages a secret. They knew we were nosing around and that she'd seen the contents of the notes. They couldn't risk her disclosing what she knew. So killing her I can understand. But what could be gained from taking the body away? Delaying the discovery?"

"Not likely." Phosy began to wash his hands and face in the small sink in the corner of the office. "If you're going to all that trouble, you'd clean up the crime scene. At the very least you'd shut the front door. Whoever did this wanted us to know that she'd been the victim of a violent assault."

"That message would have been clearer if they'd left her body there. They could even have made it look like a housebreaking."

"But this way leaves us in doubt. Maybe she didn't die. It leaves us wondering what else they could be doing to her."

"A kind of warning, you mean? To us?"

"Possibly. We might be well advised to spread around what we know to others. As long as we're the only ones privy to the information it wouldn't be that difficult to contain the damage by eliminating us," Phosy cautioned Siri.

"I talked to Civilai. He thinks he has people he can trust. He'll spend the afternoon setting up a network."

"Dtui and I will have to be in on it."

"We've already discussed you two. You have your parts. But we can't arrange anything for certain until we've nosed around in Pakse."

"We? Civilai's going with you?"

"He insisted."

"Hell, Siri."

"What?"

"He isn't exactly low profile, is he? Do you think you can root around discreetly in the south with a politburo member at your side?"

"Don't panic. He's going south to 'convalesce after a minor operation.' It'll be very hush-hush. It's just a coincidence we'll be there at the same time."

"Who's going to believe that?"

"Phosy, he knows people down there. He can get us information I probably wouldn't have access to. He knows what he's doing."

"I should go with you anyway."

"No, son. You need to be here. If we can trace the letter, we'll need someone here to follow up on it. I'll phone and leave messages at my house as to my progress. You can pick them up there via Dtui. That will avoid the official government phone lines and the official government phone tappers."

"What makes you think your phone isn't bugged, too?"

"I'm sure we can put together a little jiggery pokery of our own, a simple code that will baffle the Security Division. It can't be that difficult. We aren't beyond a little espionage of our own."

"Dr. Siri, are you sure you know what you're doing?"

"As I believe I've told you before, I've never been sure of anything in my life. But it's worth a try. It's even a bit exciting, don't you think?"

As Siri had anticipated, the Soviet ambassador did indeed make the Yak 40 available for the trip south. It helped that a politburo member had also requested passage. Civilai was driven directly to the plane and made every effort to stagger bowlegged up the steps so anyone watching might sympathize. Hemorrhoids were no laughing matter.

Despite the short notice for the flight, there were eight other passengers on board. Siri sat on a wooden bench nurturing his paranoia. He looked at the men opposite and tried to match their faces with an identikit for traitors he carried in his mind. He dismissed the four Russian education experts on their way to the teachers college. The two forestry officials had been too vocal as they sat behind Siri in the waiting room. They'd spouted precise figures to demonstrate how many millions of
kip
per day the government was losing as a result of the Thai logging embargo. The two army officers, however, sat composed and apart amid the spin-dryer vibrations of the old Soviet war craft.

Just a coincidence? Siri wondered. They wore their uniforms proudly and sat erect, like men who had acquired their self-discipline in a place other than the jungles of Laos. He'd smiled at them when he'd first climbed on board and one of them had nodded back. The other, a thin man whose skin was stretched over his cheekbones like melted cheese, had looked away, pretending not to notice. In the din of the ancient Yak there was no conversation to be had, but Siri committed the stern sunburned face to memory. For the entire journey the soldier sat still, unconcerned by the discomfort of the seat, staring ahead at portholes too small to see through.

Civilai, being an aristocrat of the politburo, was seated behind the bored Ukrainian pilots. Not first-class accommodation, except that it gave the VIP a marvelous view of the lightning that slivered and danced above the low clouds. It was like a grand plot of the weather, secretly stirring up its storms, bringing its witches' brew of monsoons to the boil, holding back its life-giving rains till the last second. Civilai knew it would break someday soon. All this power would be unleashed, drenching the delicate earth below. His people, who for months had struggled to survive the drought, would find themselves struggling to survive the storms. Unfair really, but there was no more chance of stopping the weather than there was of ... He shuddered as he considered the enormity of the task ahead of him.

Pakse was a city without a center. It sat in the armpit between the Se Don and the Mekhong rivers, its suburbs only recently venturing across their banks. It wasn't a place with a distinguished history. That mantle was held by Bassak, twenty-five miles downriver. That city, the old capital of Champasak, had been the seat of omnipotent and notorious regents: a place of legends. At one period in history it had been the heart of the southern kingdom, then one day it had ceased to beat, had lost the will to be great.

Pakse, on the other hand, had always been a more logical base for trade because of the confluence of the rivers and its proximity to Thailand. The French had recognized this fact and made it their center of administration in the south. The only wonder was why it hadn't become the capital sooner. Once deserted, Bassak fell to ruin. As any good historian knows, nostalgia is always a poor relative to commerce.

So, as a city built on greed, Pakse was never likely to be a place one would visit just for enjoyment. There was nothing grand or spectacular to put on a postcard and impress people at home. Not even the ugly unfinished palace of the exiled regent warranted a photograph. The government buildings were practical and basic; the houses had been constructed for seeing out of. Even the temples were pale recent copies of their sisters in the north. The roads were yellow clay and what few plants had survived the development were camouflaged in its grime. If the northern capital of Luang Prabang was a jewel in the Indochinese crown, Pakse was the seat of the royal underpants.

Siri and Civilai obviously weren't occupying adjoining rooms on the second floor of the Pakse Hotel to partake in the joys of city sightseeing. Civilai had turned up there without his trademark glasses and wearing a monk's tight woolen beanie. He'd checked in under the name of Sawan and was certain the night clerk had no idea who he was. Nobody knew or cared who Siri was, so he checked in under his own name. The two counterrevolutionaries sat on the edge of Civilai's bed staring at the amazing cross-stitch depiction of stags in a Nordic stream that had been framed and hung on the wall. A ceiling fan rocked perilously above their heads.

"Makes you want to go to Scandinavia, doesn't it?" Siri said.

"What time is it?"

"Eight."

They'd left Wattay Airport early and made good time. There would be no knowledge gained with regard to their quest until daylight.

"Want to do something?"

They arrived at the little Pakse Cinema ten minutes after the film had started. It was a delight to be there. The Odeon, the only picture house in Vientiane, had been commandeered as a political lecture hall. The day that happened, Civilai and Siri's hearts had been deprived of oxygen. They'd been starved of one more breath of culture. The old boys were movie aficionados: addicts, some might say. Their habit had been nurtured in the smoky cinemas of Paris. In Hanoi, and in the caves of Huaphan, they'd attended every film projection, no matter how desperately awful the movie on offer promised to be. They were perhaps the only two in the audience to derive pleasure from such blockbusters as
Rural Sanitation
in Southern Yunan and
The Benefits
of Oiling Your Weapon. They'd left the cinema cave in tears after a showing of
The Public
Humiliation of an Illiterate Goat Herder. The films didn't matter. It was the atmosphere they loved, that truly social feeling of strangers sharing emotions, laughing together, being thoroughly depressed together, being moved as one, like passengers on a funfair ride. They missed it: that instant communism.

As they paid their hundred
kip
they heard gales of laughter emanating from inside the picture house. The cashier told them they should go through the heavy black doors and wait until their eyes were accustomed to the darkness. Then they could sit wherever they liked. The house wasn't full Not too many people could afford a night out at the cinema these days. A hundred
kip
was almost forty cents, and money like that could be better spent.

They did as they were told, stood inside the thick curtain door and waited until their eyes could tell the difference between empty seats and laps. They settled into two seats close to the exit and stared wide eyed at the screen. It was a marvelous sight. A bare-chested Chinese--Bruce Lee, according to the poster--was standing bravely at the center of a circle of evil-looking hoodlums. There was no soundtrack. At the front of the cinema, silhouetted against the bottom of the screen, sat three artistes. One was a man surrounded by a collection of musical instruments. He was well illuminated by a spotlight that cast a halo onto the film. The other two were actors. One male, one female, judging from their outlines. They had only small electric bulbs in front of them, illuminating their scripts. These were the interpreters of the film.

Bruce looked to one side and stared directly at the ringleader of the gangsters.

"You seem to underestimate the Lao Democratic Republic," he said in a high-pitched voice. The mouth movement was far more economical than the words he spoke. The audience chuckled. Siri grabbed his friend's arm.

"Ha," said the villain in a deep manly voice. "We represent the oppressive West. You know we shall always be victorious over small fry such as you and the community farmers of which you are one."

"You are a usurper of agronomic labor," said Bruce. "I shall teach you a lesson." To the accompaniment of cymbals and something like a kazoo, he proceeded to beat the stuffing out of the attackers, no doubt appreciative of the fact that they approached him one by one rather than en masse.

Soon only Bruce and the evil Asian lapdog of colonial oppression remained standing. The latter's eyebrows suggested he felt helpless without his gang of handpicked henchmen, just as the Royalist regime would have felt without its American lackeys to hide behind. Bruce, the Lao Democratic Republic incarnate, flexed his bloodied biceps in the direction of his oppressor foe.

"So, it's just you and me," Bruce said. "Me, the representative of the honest people of the land. You, a capitalist who would gladly sell the soil beneath our feet to the foreign devils."

The lips of the protagonist and antagonist had not actually moved during this altercation. Siri and Civilai were rocking in their seats with laughter, their cheeks wet with tears. They thought it couldn't get any better, but it did. To the gasps of the audience, the capitalist who would sell the soil from beneath their feet somersaulted backward onto a roof, saying, "We slaves of the Western money culture will always prevail, you common coolie." And then vanished.

Bruce was devastated that the lower classes had once again become the victims of the idle rich, but a woman's voice from offscreen shouted, "The Republic of Laos loves you, Somchit, for protecting us from foreign aggression. Our day will come."

The audience cheered, and Siri and Civilai slapped their palms together, breathless with laughter.

"Now this," Siri wheezed at last, "is entertainment."

Ten rows behind them sat the only man in the audience who wasn't enjoying the show. His military uniform now replaced by slacks and a short-sleeved sports shirt, the tight-cheeked passenger from the Yak flight kept his eyes firmly focused on the backs of his targets. A Type 77 Chinese pistol jutted uncomfortably into his belt.