Authors: Mike Ripley
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Patterson grabbed Lloyd's arm and said excitedly: âBut he was there twice today and ...'
âLeave it out, Tel,' I said without looking at him. âGresham Street, in the City.'
âOh, them.' Lewis looked relieved. Like most delivery riders, he never looked at the name, just the address. âYeah, I was covering them today and â' he thought about it for a second â âtwice last week.'
âHow do you get your instructions?'
âRadio. The despatcher just tells us where to pick up and where to go.'
âWhat about the Transit van? Why did you take the Gresham Street stuff there first?'
Lewis didn't bat an eyelid.
âTake everything to the van and check it with Mr Sorley. The van's the office, man, that way they keep the overheads down.'
Lewis found himself looking at three puzzled faces. He tried to explain.
âLook, man, Airborne doesn't have a base in town. The whole operation is run from the van. There are six or seven riders and we split the shifts. We rendezvous every morning near Blackfriars Bridge and get the first jobs over the radio. We do a pick-up, then check in with the van. Everything gets registered by Mr Sorley so he knows how much work we've done and how much to bill the clients. Where's the harm in that?'
âYou doing this self-employed, Lewis?' asked Lloyd. He was either concerned for the lad or thinking up a scheme of his own.
âYeah. So?'
âPaying tax, are you? National Insurance?'
âI will, I will.'
âHow long have you worked for them?' I asked.
âThree months.'
âKnow any of the other riders?'
âOne dude, Lenny Emerson.' He looked at Lloyd when he said this.
âLenny's only been out of the jug five, maybe six weeks,' said Lloyd.
âEver seen any other Airborne riders?' I tried.
âNo.'
âEver drawn a night shift?'
âNo, I'm lucky.'
âWeekend work?'
âNah. Like I said, I'm lucky.'
I looked at Patterson and Lloyd looked at me. âConference?'
I said yes and Lloyd told Lewis to go and make a pot of tea and invite the Dennison kid in. Lewis said he hadn't got five cups. Lloyd looked at him, then at the ceiling, sighing as he did so, and Lewis got the message. Lloyd shut the door after him and pulled up one of the chairs, straddling it.
âIs the boy in trouble?'
I shook my head. âHe's no idea what's going on,' I said. âBut he'll probably be needing a new job soon.'
Lloyd scratched the underside of his chin.
âWhat have we got?' Patterson asked me.
âA very sensitive operation. I think they're targeting one or two City firms and getting the inside track by reading their mail. Airborne gets a reputation for quick service from the companies they're interested in because the bikes are cruising round outside just waiting for a call. They probably have three riders on call in case one goes sick or gets delayed or is already on a job, but I'll bet they never deal with more than two companies at a time. It sure as hell ain't a full-time job for Mr Sorley, if that's his name.'
âIt is,' said Patterson thoughtfully.
âGo on,' I prompted.
âJeremy Sorley-Smith to be exact. Long-time gopher to Simon Cawthorne. I think they were at school together.'
âCawthorne, eh?' Lloyd let out a low whistle. âBad news baby if ever there was.'
âHow come you know of Cawthorne?' I was getting annoyed about everybody knowing more than me.
âJust because you don't read the financial pages, Angel-face ...'
âLater,' said Patterson, looking at his Rolex. I hoped he remembered to pull his cuff down over it when we got out in to the street. âWhat do we do now?'
âWell, I'd like to get a look inside that van,' I said. âSo maybe tomorrow we arrange for me to do one of Lewis's runs. Think he'll agree?'
âIt'll cost,' said Lloyd, weighing up Tel's wallet with his X-ray vision.
âCan he be bought?' asked Tel.
Lloyd and I just looked at him. (Rule of Life No 28: Everybody can be bought. The trick is to make them think you're buying them from Harrods, not Woolworth's at sale time.)
âOkay. Negotiate what you want,' he said with a defeated air.
âAs Lewis's agent â' began Lloyd, then he saw my face â ârecently appointed, I'll handle that. Just give me a bell as to when and where you want him. He'll be all yours.'
Tel and I didn't stay for tea.
Lloyd had the Dennison lad escort us back to Jonson Road while he had a word with young Lewis, who seemed remarkably nonplussed by the whole affair.
Armstrong was still there and in one piece, though I walked around him to check that all four wheels were in place before we got in. Beeby came to the door of Lloyd's house and waved us goodbye. She was fully dressed; she had her sunglasses on. I still didn't know why she was called Beeby.
âHow did you know it was the motorbike service?' Patterson asked over my shoulder as we left Brixton. âYou were convinced that was where the leak was from the start. Why?'
âBecause that's the way I would have done it, Tel-boy.'
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I dropped Patterson back at the PKB office so he could pick up his BMW and, though he didn't say it, I think he was glad he'd left it behind. At least he had something to drive home in.
I made it back to Stuart Street just before 8.00. I needed a shower and a change of clothes, and if I was meeting Werewolf and Sorrel in Vecchio Reccione's it was wisest to leave Armstrong behind.
Besides, there were my domestic duties to perform, such as getting updated on Salome's condition from Lisabeth at mission control, and feeding Springsteen.
Lisabeth was out of her flat before I'd closed the front door behind me.
âFrank's been back but he's gone again,' she said, quivering with importance. âSalome's had her operation but there's no change in her condition which is a good sign rather than a bad one ...'
âStable!' Fenella shouted from inside their flat. âDon't forget to tell him she's stable.'
âThank you, Binky,' Lisabeth said, in a voice that would have sliced vegetables. âDon't have a dog and bark yourself, dearest. Concentrate on your macramé.'
She said it the way judges passed sentence at Nuremberg.
âSalome's condition is described as stable. We'll know more tomorrow night.'
I was almost up the stairs level with her by this time. âHow's Frank taking it?' I asked.
âQuietly,' said Lisabeth. âVery restrained. He's gone back to spend the night near the hospital.'
I have to admit I was relieved. I dread having to go through the sympathetic ear act, even when it's merited. I'm no good at it, and I hate doing things I'm no good at.
âAnything he wants doing?'
âNo, I don't think so.' Lisabeth frowned for a second. âOh â he did say to tell you he'd fed Springsteen. In case you were late back.'
âHe didn't have to do that,' I said, squeezing past her and on to the next flight of stairs to my flat. Then I did a double take.
âHow did he get into my place to get the cat food?'
âHe didn't. He microwaved some steak out of the freezer. The poor little beast ...' And this from someone who firmly believed all cats had 666 tattooed on them somewhere under their fur! âJust like Salome does when you're out.'
I found Springsteen lying in the middle of my bed. He didn't look up when I entered the bedroom, he just put a paw on the end of the sirloin steak he was chewing to make sure I didn't grab it.
I shook my head at him in disgust.
âYou're an animal,' I said.
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âYou're an animal!' Sorrel shrieked in delight. Then she grabbed a handful of ice cubes from a nearby wine cooler and stuffed them down the front of her partner's trousers. She stood back and acknowledged the applause of the crowd as the lights came on again and we were able to concentrate on our dessert.
I suppose I'd better explain. If you want an Italian restaurant where the waiters bring you menus instead of shouting at you, where they leave the lights on instead of turning them off every 20 minutes, and where they make you get up and dance before they'll turn them on again, then don't try the Vecchio Reccione, however convenient it is for Stringfellows.
I only eat at the Vetch-Retch these days when someone else is paying, which is much the same as saying when England wins at cricket. However, this was on PKB's Amex card, the pasta had been delicious, the Frascati had flowed, the zabaglione was on its way and all was right with the world. Though I couldn't go so far as to say that service was included, as all the waiters seemed interested in was getting the lights off so they could dance with Sorrel. Little Gino, whose ambition had always been to be taller than four foot ten, had got a little too interested when it was his turn, and even in the candlelight we could all see that he'd
deliberately
got his charm bracelet tangled in one of Sorrel's suspenders. The miniature St Christopher on it had a brief treat before Sorrel cooled him off in no uncertain terms.
The blue-rinsed grandmother from Iowa â âjust passing through Lunnun to catch a few shows' (like anglers collect trout) â I had drawn as a dancing partner clapped louder than anybody.
âI've always wanted to do something like that,' she confided to me. Then to herself, she said: âNever got the excuse.'
I thanked her for the dance, and Werewolf bowed deeply to her âgirlfriend' (Oxnard, California), which made her day, as they say in those parts.
Back at our table with the promise of at least a half-hour's respite while Gino dried his trousers, I brought Sorrel and Werewolf up to date.
âWhy are you telling us all this?' asked Sorrel. She was direct, I'll give her that.
âBecause I thought it was more interesting than the weather, the rattle on Armstrong's exhaust pipe, the situation in the Lebanon, additives in food, the price of ...'
âWhat do you want us to do?' asked Werewolf, scraping the last of the zabaglione out of his glass.
âThere you are,' I said to Sorrel. âHe understands every word I say.'
âSo what's the deal?' She raised her spoon to her mouth then sent her tongue out to meet it.
I averted my eyes.
âAll you have to do, Sorrel dear, is fill me in on the gossip about Simon Cawthorne. You, Rambo, come and play soldiers with me down on Jollity Farm. Cawthorne calls it the Exhilarator. It's in Kent; one of these paintball guns and combat trousers action games for bored executives. They run over cross-country courses and pay through the nose for it. In fact, they pay for the sort of thing they used to skive out of when they were at school.'
âI nivver did games at school,' mused Werewolf.
âLack of coordination,' Sorrel said to me.
âBad attitude?' I asked.
âYeah, that's right,' said Werewolf, genuinely surprised. âHow did you know? That's exactly what the priest put on my report. Not just for games either, come to think of it. Still, the pompous bugger wrote it in Latin, so my Dad never understood. Thank God. So when do we go yomping over south-east England?'
âTomorrow if I can fix it, Wednesday if not.'
âToday Kent, tomorrow the world!'
âSomebody must have seen that before now,' sighed Sorrel. Then, seriously: âThe Exhilarator can be rough, you know. I've played it.'
Werewolf and I looked suitably impressed.
âThey don't like women there,' she offered, playing with the froth on her coffee with a fingertip. I found it disturbingly moving. âAnd they don't make concessions, and it's not just air pistols firing paint blobules. They have the whole works â thunderflashes, booby-traps, smoke grenades, the lot. That's why he charges top whack and it's a nice little earner for him.'
âIf it's such a nice little earner, why does he go round prying into other people's mail?' asked Werewolf.
âNice little earners are even nicer when they grow into big earners,' said Sorrel philosophically.
âIs he greedy?'
âGreed is everything in the City.'
I'd heard that before.
âWhat exactly
is
Cawthorne? Somebody told me something like he was “of the City” but not “in it.” Does that make sense?'
âThat's very astute.' She nodded. âSums him up nicely. He was a real bright boy in the pre-Big Bang “golden hello” stakes. Built himself a shit-hot reputation and moved firms three, maybe four times, before the Bang. You've got to remember that at the time, deregulation was looked on as an open cash-register. The firms with the best teams â analysts, jobbers, corporate lawyers, financial PR men, whatever â those were the firms that were going to set the going rate and get it. And for a while â the Golden Time â they hired anybody, giving six-figure “golden hellos” to anyone willing to break a contract. At one point, I think Cawthorne was actually getting paid by three brokering houses.
âAnyway, soon after Big Bang, things settle down and eventually start to tighten up.'
She flicked a finger at her empty glass and Werewolf added some more white wine.
âThe writing on the wall for the Yuppies, eh?' he asked her.
âYou could say that, but few saw it. The spray-painting on the wall came with the big double M in â87 â Meltdown in the Market, which started on Wall Street â but some of the bigger houses and the banks were already letting people goâ'
âI love that,' I said, â“Letting people go.” I have this vision of a Biblical stockbroker standing in the Red Sea shouting “Let my people go.”â
âIt was a bit like that,' Sorrel said, smiling. âI know one jobber who spent his twentieth birthday in the slammer for throwing his VDU through a fifth-floor window onto the street.'
Werewolf whistled low and slow. âDid it hit anybody?'
âWorse than that. It bounced off
the roof of another jobber's Porsche.
He
got bound over to keep the peace for punching the guy who got fired.'
âWas Cawthorne let go?' I asked.
Sorrel shook her head, and her hair stayed wondrously in place. I realised that a haircut like that was no Saturday-morning trim and blow-dry. Come to think of it, the little party frock number she was wearing (and I'm so glad hemlines are on the up) didn't come from Oxfam either.
âNo. He jumped, but only just before he was pushed. He was dealing himself in too much. It becomes obvious, even to the Stock Exchange. You could say he was an insider trader before it became fashionable. Nothing was ever proved, of course. That was still before people went to chokey for dodgy dealings, but he soured his own patch. The DTI â the Department of Trade and Industry â started to check up on one or two deals, and at the first whiff of them he was away on his toes. Couldn't get a job in the City scooping dog poop nowadays.'
âSo how does he earn his daily?' Werewolf leaned over and pinched a Sweet Afton from the packet on the table in front of me. He rolled it between two fingers and tapped it on a thumbnail and generally fondled it, as I knew he would for a good five minutes before lighting it.
Sorrel watched him for a few seconds, then snatched it out of his hands and stuck it in her mouth. Two waiters clashed wrists getting a light to her. She blew smoke out, coughed, and handed him the cigarette, and he took it without a word. She'd known him less than a week and was already on to his annoying habits.
âHe panders to people's whims,' she said pointedly, still looking at Werewolf. Then to me, as if she heard my brain going click-whirr. âNo, not drugs. I don't think he deals. It's the other things, like the Exhilarator â a playground for young executives. And he has a small ticket business, you know, last-minute box at the opera or hospitality suites at Wembley for a Springsteen concert, or Centre Court at Wimbledon, that sort of thing. You pay, of course, but that's rarely a problem for his clientele. And there's his latest venture â Le Tube.'
âI have to ask ...' I said.
âIt's what we â they â in the City call the Channel Tunnel and the opening up of the full Common Market in Europe in 1992 and â93. Well, the market integration comes in â92 and the Tunnel is supposedly the following year. The two together are referred to as Le Tube, though the papers sometimes call it the French Connection.'
âIt's the houses, isn't it,' said Werewolf, nodding wisely.
âWhat houses?' I had to ask.
âProperty prices in rural France are a joke compared to this country. Near where the Tunnel comes out on their side ...'
â
Le
coast,' said Werewolf, interrupting her. She ignored him.
â... you can pick up an old farmhouse with barns and stables, so forth, so fifth, for less than a terraced house in Bolton at the moment.'
â
Le
snip,' grinned Werewolf.
âAnd there's sod-all planning permissions needed over there. Ideal for doing up into dinky Yuppie holiday homes or even regular homes. With the Tunnel, you can commute to the City from France faster than from, say, Wiltshire or Dorset â which are the in places to live at the moment. Or you could live there, rig up your personal computer and play the Stock Exchange and the Bourse at the same time and then nip over to the West End for a show.'
â
Le
life
du vin et
roses.'
âIgnore him,' I told Sorrel. âHe tripped over a volume of Proust when he was a kid. So Cawthorne is doing up houses in France?'
Sorrel shook her head. âNo, buying up, not doing up. Pure speculation. It's been said he's got a bigger investment in bricks and mortar in the Pas de Calais than Hitler had. Once the Tunnel opens â or maybe just before it does and before the French realise what's going on and think up a way to stop it â he'll sell them for maybe a thousand times what he's paying for them now.'
âIs it
le
con?' asked Werewolf.
Sorrel shrugged. âThat seems a legit business, though knowing Cawthorne, a few corners will have been trimmed. But the idea seems a decent punt â that means a bet to us city slickers, Wolfman â' she smiled sarcastically â ânot a cockeyed Irish pound note.'
Werewolf narrowed his eyes and pursed his lips at her, making a face that would have worried an exorcist.
âIt's the way he's financing it that's dodgy,' Sorrel went on. âHe's into cash businesses. Like the Exhilarator. And he owns leases on half a dozen pubs in the new Docklands, and he does a bit of importing â high value stuff like furs or cars. They're all cash deals. No extended lines of credit, no invoicing 30 days later, and all designed to be quick in-and-out operations before the tax man or the VAT man has twigged there's anything going on at all.
âFrom what you've said about Airborne, he's also into some dodgy share dealings. That's a dangerous business these days, so he's being clever â if he's being successful.'
âWhat do you mean?' I asked, before Werewolf could say anything.
âLook, insider dealing is regarded as the downside of legal nowadays. A coupla years ago, it meant you had good contacts and you used them well. Now it's naughty with a capital N. So you don't do it, or you don't do it in the normal way, which is relying on somebody inside a company to tell you things. Cawthorne seems to have cut out the middleman. He just reads their mail without them knowing it, and the thing that would really appeal to him is that the companies he sets his sights on are actually paying him for delivering it!' She smiled and shook her head some more. âYes. He'd like that,' she said to herself.
I caught Werewolf's eye and knew it had to be me who had to ask.
âHow do you know all this, Sorrel, love?'
âSimon used to work for my father a few years ago, but he ...'
âHad to let him go?”
âYou're catching on, Angel. It's a small world in the City, though, so ...'
âSpeaking of small worlds ...' Werewolf nodded towards the restaurant's kitchens, from where Gino had appeared zipping up the flies on a new pair of jeans.
âYour father is ... in the City?' I asked innocently.
âOh yes,' she admitted. âWell, he's a businessman, but he has a lot of dealings in the City.'
âOkay, blue-eyes,' I drawled, even though they were green, âbe difficult and make me twist the information from you until you scream for my kisses ...'