Anything But Civil (2 page)

“T
raitor!”

“You’re a swine, Henry!” another man bellowed.

The general, startled by the shouting, stopped mid-sentence, almost dropping his cigar.

“Copperhead! Traitor!” Henry answered.

Sir Arthur rushed over to the window as I drew back the curtain. A one-horse buggy, its wheels sliding sideways in the mud, stopped abruptly in the middle of the street. Its owner, a tall, lean man with white bushy eyebrows and a salt-and-pepper beard wearing a brown derby, stood up and shook a clenched fist at a man standing with his back to us on the edge of General Starrett’s lawn.

A single train engine, with one bar of the cowcatcher bent in, rumbled past less than twenty yards beyond the house. Its wheels clanking and its motor hissing made the men’s shouts inaudible until it chugged down the tracks that ran along the riverbank toward the depot and the railroad yard down the hill.

“—should’ve seen you and your rebel friends hang!” Henry, the tall, rotund man on the lawn, was shouting.

“You’re a relic, Henry!” the man in the buggy shouted. “The war ended over twenty-five years ago. You should’ve gone down with one your ships.”

“Y-y-you . . . I’ll,” Henry stammered with rage. “You’re gonna regret that, Jamison.”

“Ambrose, Ambrose!” the housekeeper cried from somewhere inside the house. “Get the mistress. Go get Mrs. Reynard. Now!”

The general, looking slightly disoriented, frowned and inched to the edge of his chair.

“What’s all the shouting?” he said. “What’s going on out there?” He pointed his cane toward the window and shook it as hard as his weak hands would allow. His face was red with anger. “Go see what all the fuss is about.” I knew the order wasn’t for Sir Arthur and so I rose to investigate.

“Spineless traitor!” Henry yelled.

“Bloody hell,” Sir Arthur said before I took more than two steps toward the door.

Someone screeched in pain. A neighborhood dog barked, another followed, and soon a cacophony of yelping and howling arose. I rushed back to the window in time to see the large man, Henry, punch the driver of the buggy, wrench him from his seat with both hands, and drag him onto the dirt. Fists and gravel flew as the two men grappled on the ground. The horse, spooked by the commotion, reared slightly and then bolted down the street, the bells strapped around his neck jingling a frantic tune. A red and blue plaid heavy wool lap blanket, twisted into one of the buggy’s wheels, flapped with every turn. The horse barely missed running over the men struggling in the street. Henry, having the upper hand, landed several calculated jabs to the other’s head before standing up, leaving the man lying groaning on the ground. He delivered one last kick to his victim’s side before brushing the dirt from the road off his coat, turning his back on his victim, and walking toward the house. I gasped.

Henry was Santa Claus, albeit slightly younger; his girth, his white beard and mustache, and the plump rosy cheeks matched the image of the rotund, jolly Saint Nick on the displays I’d seen lately in shop windows and in advertisements printed in the newspaper. He was dressed in a brown sealskin overcoat trimmed at the collar and the cuffs in black fur, a shaggy brown fur cap, and tall brown boots. And I’d watched him force a man from his carriage and pummel him senseless in the street.

I hope there aren’t children about,
I thought.

“Is he okay?” I wondered aloud while watching people from neighboring homes converge and stare down on the prostrate figure in the street.

“I don’t know,” Sir Arthur said. Three men lifted the unconscious figure, his head flopping, and carried him away.

“At least the dogs have quieted down,” I said.

We turned away when the door to the library burst open and the culprit of the grisly scene stood in the doorway. Instead of the traditional sack over his back, this Saint Nick carried his gloves and a large valise in one hand and with the other pulled his hat off his head. A bleeding scratch above his left eye and a purple bruise on his left cheek marked where his victim had struck a blow. The housekeeper, Mrs. Becker, hovering behind him, the keys at her waist jingling inharmoniously, was unable to enter the room as long as he was blocking the door. He laughed heartily at her distress and again upon seeing the startled expressions on our faces. He dropped his valise down with a thud.

“Well, Merry Christmas, General!” Henry, the Santa Claus look-alike, declared. “Surprised to see me?”

“Come with me, you rabble-rouser,” Mrs. Becker said from the hallway. “How dare you burst in here uninvited.” She grabbed the man’s arm, attempting to pull him back toward the hall. She was a large, tall woman but no match for the stranger, and sensing her efforts were in vain, she appealed to the general.

“I’m so sorry, sir. He pushed right past me. I’ve sent Ambrose for the mistress. Should I send for the police?” Her comment elicited another hearty laugh from the intruder.

“The police? Now that’s a good one. I know it’s been a while but—”

Mrs. Becker reached beyond him and confiscated the man’s valise. “I don’t know who you think you are, but either you leave right now or I am calling the police.”

He ignored the housekeeper’s threats, and to my discomfort, the strange man took a few steps into the room toward me. He glanced at Sir Arthur, dismissing him with a turn of his head, and then grasped my hand and kissed it.

“My, my, my. You definitely keep better company than the last time I was here, General.”

I fought the desire to slap him, to shout at him, “Who do you think you are?” but instead tried pulling my hand away. He wouldn’t let go.

“It’s all right, Becker. No need to call the police,” General Starrett said, then turned to face the stranger. “Fighting Jamison in the street, Henry? What did you think you were doing, training for a prize fight with John L. Sullivan?” The general pushed himself up with the aid of his cane, his body shaking. The cost of restraining his anger was clearly written on his face. “You didn’t kill the man, did you?”

Saint Nick let go of my hand, shrugged out of his coat, and tossed it over the back of the sofa, a sleeve brushing against me. I immediately moved as far away from him as possible and rubbed my hand on my skirt. I looked up to see Sir Arthur scowling. Before I could apologize for my coarse behavior, he handed me his handkerchief, without taking his eyes off the new arrival.

“He deserved a beating,” Henry said in answer to the general. “You heard what he said to me.” Henry looked at the general and noticed, as I did, that the old man’s strength was leaving him, that he began to sway on his feet. Again I was concerned the old man might fall. “Well, maybe you didn’t hear it, but they did.” The stranger pointed in Sir Arthur and my direction. “Trust me, General. He deserved it.”

“I’ve heard it before, Henry. And Jamison’s right, you know. It was a long time ago. It’s not important anymore. Forget it, forget him.”

“Never,” Henry said.

“Well, my boy,” the general said as he eased back into his chair. “Life’s never boring when you’re around, I’ll give you that.” He chuckled under his breath, shaking his head as he did. His anger was gone. “No, never a dull moment. Though you could’ve come at a more opportune moment.”

I couldn’t agree more,
I thought. We were finally getting some work done.

“General,” Sir Arthur said, “I’m afraid I am at a loss. Would you be so kind as to introduce me to your guest?” I could tell from Sir Arthur’s formal tone that he was more than at a loss; he was livid. His interview had been interrupted, his secretary had been imposed upon, he was being rudely ignored, and he felt the sting of the offense.

“Guest?” Henry said, pointing his finger at Sir Arthur. “You, sir, are the guest here and don’t forget it.” Sir Arthur struggled to maintain a calm countenance, but the hands he held behind his back were clenched. It took all my experience with impertinent-behaving employers not to allow my jaw to drop. No one spoke to Sir Arthur as this man had. No one.

“Pardon me?” Sir Arthur said. “I think you’ve forgotten yourself, sir.”

“I think it’s you who have forgotten your place, whatever your name is,” the man said, taking a step toward Sir Arthur. Henry was a good half foot taller. Images of him pounding on the head of the man outside flashed into my mind. Sir Arthur was a brilliant man, but he was no physical match for this perverse Santa Claus.

“I’m Sir Arthur Windom-Greene, sir. And you are?”

“Oh, so sorry, Sir Arthur, I’ve forgotten my manners,” General Starrett said. “Sir Arthur, this is Captain—”

Before he could finish, the sound of footsteps tripping rapidly down the staircase reached us. The captain turned as a woman in her thirties burst into the room. Dressed in a pale gray walking dress, a few tendrils of blond hair loose about her face, she breathed in effort after her flight down the stairs. She stood a moment in the doorway, a book,
Journeys in Persia and Kurdistan,
clutched to her chest. She looked at the stranger as if he were a ghost.

“Adella,” Henry said. He opened his arms and she, bursting into a radiant smile, tossed the book and flew into them.

“Daddy,” she squeaked like a child, “you’ve come home!”

“. . . Henry Starrett,” the general said, finishing his introduction, “my son.”

“B
last! What a damn nuisance,” Sir Arthur said, almost spitting the words. “We were finally making progress with the old boy. But bloody hell, what cheek that son of his had.”

We faced each other in Sir Arthur’s glass-front Landau carriage as it rumbled across the Spring Street Bridge toward the west side of the Galena River. Sir Arthur fiddled with his hat, a faded Civil War officer’s slouch hat that could’ve been blue once or could’ve always been a nondescript gray. In winter weather, I’d hoped he’d wear a fur cap. At his age (was he over sixty now?) and with little hair left to warm his head, he could easily succumb to the cold. I should’ve known he wouldn’t wear anything else.

“Bloody hell.” Sir Arthur yanked the hat over his eyes.

Since abruptly leaving the general’s house, Sir Arthur had fumed in silence. It was unsettling, seeing his anger stifled, but I knew Sir Arthur. He couldn’t hold it in for long. I was relieved when he finally spoke.

“And what did he call himself, Captain Starrett?” Sir Arthur said sarcastically. “I’ve never even heard of him. Have you?”

“No, I was as surprised as you were, sir,” I said. “I haven’t come across any mention of General Starrett having an officer for a son.” I pulled my hands out of my new fox fur muff and flipped the pages of my notebook until I came to my notes on General Starrett. “We knew he had a son and at least the one granddaughter, Adella. But I don’t see any references to his son being a Union officer.”

“He’s obviously an ass, but to be thorough we must find out more about him.” I’d worked with Sir Arthur enough to recognize when it was time to poise my pen for dictation. I also knew when he said “we” he meant me. I made a list of the questions Sir Arthur ticked off on his fingers.

“I want any official records you can find, Hattie,” Sir Arthur said. “I need to know if Captain Starrett should be included in the general’s biography.”

Sir Arthur, a millionaire several times over, was a self-taught scholar on the Civil War who had moved from London to Virginia almost ten years ago to “shake the hands of heroes, both dead and alive.” Although Sir Arthur’s preoccupation with our civil war changed my life, it also confounded me. Why would someone be obsessed with someone else’s history? I knew better than to ask.

“Yes, sir.”

“It may also require some below-stairs work on your part,” he said, his way of saying he wanted me to glean what I could about Captain Henry Starrett from the housekeeper, cook, and maids at the general’s home.

“Yes, sir.”

“And I want to know what you can learn by the time we meet with the general again, whenever that will be. Tomorrow, I hope.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Good.” Sir Arthur stared out the window. “Did you notice he didn’t mention Custer?”

“Yes, I did. You were right; Custer wasn’t in the room.”

“Yes, it never added up. But we’ll ask the general specifically about him before we cross Custer off our list. Good, we’re here.”

We were on “Quality Hill,” an area of opulent mansions dotting the high bluffs overlooking the wide, flat river valley below. The entire town was laid out before us, the bustling Main Street that ran parallel with the curving river at the base of the hill, Grant Park and the rows of houses on Park Avenue across the river on the eastern ridge, the train depots, the winding tracks that ran along both sides of the river and the river itself. The view was spectacular, one of the best in town.

Leave it to Sir Arthur to rent a house visible from any point in town,
I thought as we entered his fully furnished, fully staffed three-story redbrick Federal-style home.

William Finch, a blond-haired man in his thirties, dressed in an evening tail coat, long, black tie, and formal striped pants, yawned as he held the door open for us, the mingled scent of coal, furniture polish, and gingerbread greeting us as we entered. William took Sir Arthur’s coat and hat. I usually came in through the back door, so I stood in the foyer with my coat and boa draped over my arm and my hat and muff in my hand, not sure what to do.

“Finch, take Hattie’s things,” Sir Arthur said. “We’ll be in my library until tea.”

“Sir,” Finch said, awkwardly taking my things, “the mail came a few minutes ago. Do you want me to bring it to you at tea?”

“No, bring it now,” Sir Arthur said.

“B-b-but,” the butler stammered, nearly throwing my things on a chair, “tea’s in a few minutes. I don’t think I’ll have time to bring the mail and then the tea.” I flinched at William’s ill-timed complaint. He obviously hadn’t worked long for Sir Arthur.

Sir Arthur pulled out a pocket watch. “It’s 3:54. You have six minutes until tea. Plenty of time.” He looked up directly at William. “If you want to still be here for dinner, that is.” He turned and didn’t see the distraught fellow dash away.

I followed Sir Arthur into the library and shivered slightly from the cold. The overstuffed leather chairs and sofa sat in shadow as the last rays of the setting sun streamed in through the bay window, reflecting in the glass doors of the wall-length mahogany bookcase. Only the outlines of the numerous books, manuscripts, and bric-a-brac inside were distinguishable. An ivory elephant, left behind by a previous occupant, cast an eerie shadow across the leather surface of the large walnut desk. The last of the fire’s embers glowed in the fireplace. Sir Arthur turned up the gas lamp, flooding the room with light. It was again my favorite room in the house.

Sir Arthur went to his desk and retrieved several pages of handwritten paper from a drawer. He handed them to me. “I need these for tomorrow.” I took them and turned to leave. “Jolly good show today, Hattie, uncovering Lieutenant Colonel Regan’s death. I can see now why you were invaluable to the Eureka Springs police.”

“Thank you, sir.” I beamed with pride. Sir Arthur was generous with his money but never with his compliments, especially when he was feeling ill-humored. I only wish he hadn’t linked my research skills with my helping the Eureka Springs police discover who killed my previous employer.

“Maybe you’ll uncover something new at Grant’s home. I’ve arranged for you to accompany me on the G.A.R. tour tomorrow. By the way, I’d like you to look into this Jamison man too.”

Finally,
I thought. I’d been hoping to discuss Mr. Jamison and his violent altercation with Captain Starrett from the moment we saw them in the street, but to my chagrin and surprise Sir Arthur never brought the matter up. Until now. Captain Starrett had called Mr. Jamison a traitor. Serious talk, especially in a town built on its Civil War pride. But why?

A knock on the door prevented me from commenting and Finch entered the room, carrying a salver covered with several envelopes. Sir Arthur took them and shuffled through them quickly. From the decorative envelopes, many were Christmas cards. He pulled one out of the pile.

“Here’s one for you, Hattie,” he said, handing me a card. I was thrilled. Having no family and few acquaintances, I rarely received Christmas cards. “Miss Shaw has kindly remembered both of us this year.” He chuckled and then pulled out his pocket watch again. “Four o’clock, Finch. Time for tea.”