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Berkley Prime Crime titles by Laura Bradford

HEARSE AND BUGGY

ASSAULTED PRETZEL

Assaulted Pretzel

L
AURA
B
RADFORD

BERKLEY PRIME CRIME, NEW YORK

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ASSAULTED PRETZEL

A Berkley Prime Crime Book / published by arrangement with the author

Copyright © 2013 by Laura Bradford.

Excerpt from
Hearse and Buggy
by Laura Bradford copyright © 2012 by Laura Bradford.

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ISBN: 978-1-101-61946-9

PUBLISHING HISTORY

Berkley Prime Crime mass-market edition / March 2013

Cover illustration by Mary Ann Lasher.

Cover design by Sarah Oberrender.

Interior text design by Laura K. Corless.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. The publisher does not have any control over and does not assume any responsibility for author or third-party websites or their content.

ALWAYS LEARNING
PEARSON

For my family, with all my love.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Hearse and Buggy

Chapter 1

C
laire Weatherly was just reaching for a slice of Ruth Miller’s second-to-none Shoo Fly Pie when she heard it—the slow rolling rumble of an approaching storm that threatened to put the kibosh on the treat she’d been hankering for all week. Shielding the plate with her body, she dove her fork into the gooey goodness and—

“You did
what
?”

“I made some calls. Gathered some numbers. There’s no comparison.”

“I didn’t tell you to make those calls!”

“You didn’t
tell
me? Are you
kidding
me?”

Poof! The fork in her hand, the pie on her plate, and the feel of the autumn sun on her face were gone. In their place was the whisper of moonlight across the bottom of her comforter and the very real sound of two people arguing in the room across the hall.

She willed her eyes to close and her thoughts to return
to the food festival that had seemed so real only moments earlier, but she couldn’t make it happen. The approaching storm in her dreams had shown its true colors.

Rolling onto her back, she stared up at the ceiling and searched for faces to accompany the angry voices. The constant comings and goings in her aunt’s century-and-a-half-old Victorian necessitated a gift with names that Claire simply didn’t possess. Still, she tried, cycling her way through the various guests who inhabited the rooms around hers…

Was it Doug and Kayla Jones?

No. Those were the honeymooners in Room Two. Arguing was the farthest thing from their radar…

The Grandersons?

No. That was the elderly couple in Room One whom Diane had been hosting at the inn every fall for the past sixteen years. Sleep was a far higher priority for the Wisconsin duo than fighting…

Claire struggled onto her elbow and wiped the sleep from her eyes. Room by room she mentally moved her way around the second-floor hallway.

Was it Melinda Simon, the young public relations executive who’d checked in along with her boss and his wife?

Sure enough, the visual accompaniment to the ever-rising voices in Room Six took shape in Claire’s mind, spewing out a positive identity in short order.

Rob Karble—president of the world-famous Karble Toys—and his wife, Ann, had checked into Sleep Heavenly shortly after Claire had returned from work that evening. Friendly enough during dinner, the couple had opted to skip Diane’s hot fudge brownies in favor of a long walk along the streets of Heavenly. When they returned some ninety minutes later they’d seemed happy.

Obviously, something had changed since they’d returned from their walk and retired to their room for the night.

“But to draft a memo without even talking to me?”

“Would it have
mattered
, Rob?”

“I—”

“You know as well as I do, the answer to that is no. You’ve had nothing but tunnel vision since you and Melinda concocted this idea.”

“Because it’s a good one!”

“A good one? I think that remains to be seen, don’t you? But either way, my plan makes it even better. Lucrative, even.”

“Does it always have to be about money?”

Claire imagined Ann’s teeth unclenching long enough to release the laugh that seeped its way underneath her door. “Did that just come out of your mouth?”

“It did.”

“Stop the presses, ladies and gentlemen, Robert Karble is questioning whether we need to make a decision based on money!”

Something resembling a snort was quickly followed by Rob’s clipped voice. “Look, I’ve run this show for nearly twenty years now. And in those twenty years I’ve realized more profits than you could have ever dreamed
because
of the way I do things. So back off!”

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