Authors: Judy Astley
Away From It All
Alice has a scrupulously organised, comfortable life in West London with Noel â her second husband whose main ambition in life is to sharpen his golf handicap in time for retirement. But Alice's once-famous bohemian mother Jocelyn, residing in shabby splendour in a crumbling house on a clifftop in Cornwall, becomes ill and Alice, with her daughter and stepson, goes to look after her. What she finds there appals her â her glorious childhood home falling into decay, her brother and his wife taking more notice of the illegal substances being grown in the vegetable garden than in the domestic arrangements, and their twin sons running wild and living according to the tenets of the SAS Survival Handbook (trapping rabbits and catapulting seagulls).
Noel, helpfully, considers that Jocelyn offload the house (âShe's sitting on a goldmine, you know') and move into sensible sheltered accommodation. But the children love the freedom and beauty that they discover in Cornwall, and Alice begins to wonder whether her chosen way of life is necessarily the right one . . .
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Judy Astley
For Maureen
(Checkout no. 39, St Clare's Sainsbury's)
ELVIS WAS IN
Sainsbury's again, browsing in the cat-food aisle. He'd been there the previous Wednesday too, but in the café that time, eating fried eggs with baked beans and reading the
Daily Mail
.
Alice Perry, who had lost her virginity to a French exchange boy called Marcel on the day the real Elvis had died, shoved a twelve-pack of Felix Fish Favourites into her trolley, watched him pick out two boxes of Go Cat (chicken and tuna flavours) and put them in his basket. He looked like a man who lived alone: unkempt, tatty round the edges, uncared for. His studded denim jacket had been bought when he'd been many kilos lighter and his pointy black cowboy boots had unevenly worn-down heels, as if he'd been struggling to strut the famous Elvis swagger and had angled uncomfortably to the right. Arthritis in his knees, Alice guessed. This Elvis had come a long hard way down from the Vegas glory-days; it would be hard to imagine him thrusting his creaky pelvis at anything more gruelling than a British Legion karaoke night.
She wondered about a suitable cat for him â perhaps a huge, white, bad-tempered creature, extravagantly fluffy and sporting a leopard-print collar spangled with
chunky rhinestones. She hoped its fur was in better nick than its owner's lank, thinning hair. No-one else in the store seemed to have noticed him, as if long-dead stars often strolled the aisles of the Richmond Sainsbury's doing their celestial shopping. Possibly John Lennon was sometimes in, checking the sell-by dates on the fresh pasta sauces, and maybe Jimi Hendrix could frequently be spotted filling a trolley with frozen pizzas and herbal tea.
âS'not really 'im.' A skinny teenage shelf-stacker, hanging up flea collars, was eyeing Alice with blatant scorn. He nodded in the direction of Elvis who was now making his way towards the frozen peas, adjusting his aviator sunglasses and scratching his ear.
âHe's in most weeks. He's a nim-per-son-a-tor.' The boy pronounced the word clearly and slowly, as if Alice might be unaccustomed to words of several syllables.
âYes. I thought he probably was.' Alice gave him a bright, broad smile, one that usually gave people an impression of a thoroughly nice woman, and left the boy to his pet products. She heard him mutter âStupid cow', not quite under his breath.
âMum! Can we go? Like, now?' Alice's daughter Grace, who'd been stocking up at the Pick ân' Mix, caught up with her by the breakfast cereals. She stood close, shimmying in between her mother and the Weetabix, making sure she was the sole object of attention. Her pale bare arms had a typical London lack of muscle tone. That afternoon Grace should have been at the school sports day, psyching herself up to win the 400m hurdles, not trudging round a supermarket. She could certainly do with the exercise and fresh air, Alice thought guiltily. Like so many London children, especially the cosseted,
ferried-everywhere-by-car ones, she looked pallid and limp like a plant raised in dim light.
âWhat's the rush?' Alice asked. âIs your headache coming back?' It was a sly question, they both knew it. Grace rarely had headaches but when she did they neatly coincided with school events that she wanted to avoid, such as today's end-of-year grand athletics finale. Alice on her own would have been hard on her, told her to take a couple of paracetamol, go to school and see how she felt later. But the girl had deliberately and speedily got to Noel as he was leaving for work, knowing quite well he was a far softer sympathetic touch. Alice raised her hand, aiming at Grace's forehead to check her temperature and Grace stepped quickly backwards, just beyond reach, leaving her mother looking as if she was hailing a Nazi leader.
âI'm OK. It's just freezing in here. And I'm mega bored.' Grace was gazing round with an expression of astonished disappointment, as if she'd expected the shelves to be stacked exclusively with items desirable to a fourteen-year-old girl of sophisticated tastes.
âWell you didn't have to come. You could have stayed at home and made cups of tea for Mrs Pusey.'
âGod no, anything but that,' Grace groaned, reaching across behind her mother's head for a pack of Pop Tarts. âBut why couldn't we have gone somewhere more fun than here? There was a skirt in Warehouse I wanted to try on.'
âI always do the shopping on Wednesday afternoons. It gives Mrs Pusey a clear run at the cleaning. If I'm in the house she spends hours telling me about her latest cancelled hospital appointment.'
âYou always say that. “I always do this, I always do that.”' Grace glared at her mother.
âAnd besides,' Alice said, âyou're supposed to be ill.'
âYeah, well.' Grace started rooting through the contents of the trolley. âHave you got the Monster Munch?'
âIf they were on the list,' Alice told her, looking through the selection of muesli in search of one without added sugar.
âList! That's another thing you always say: “Is it on the list?” like the world would end if you bought something you hadn't actually written down.' Grace was now bored to exploding point. âWhy can't you just grab what you think we'd all like and be . . . oh . . .
thing
. . . like you do things just when you feel like it . . . for bloody once! You always have to plan your whole life out on paper, like you can't even breathe without a book of instructions!'
âSpontaneous. That's the word you were looking for,' Alice told her, at the same time acknowledging how rarely that word could be applied to herself. Alice's near-paranoid reliance on routine and order was a frequent source of domestic teasing â âOh look, it's ten thirty, Mum will be having camomile tea and one rich tea biscuit' â but this wasn't the time to argue about it. Two elderly ladies, who'd been discussing the unfamiliar array of creatures offered on modern-day fish counters, suspended their debate to stare brazenly at Grace and Alice, anticipating a good loud row that they could talk about later in the coffee shop.
âLeave it, Grace, OK? I've just got to get the bread then we can go.'
âFive loaves of organic wholemeal, two French sticks, one pack of crumpets, potato cakes and . . .' Grace chanted in a sing-song voice, not needing to look at Alice's list.
âYeah I know, and a partridge in a pear tree,' Alice added, accepting her daughter's mockery.
âNot if it isn't on the list. Your kind of shopping is just sooo boring.' Grace grinned.
âOh I don't know, didn't you notice Elvis Presley back there?'
âWhat?'
âEl . . . Oh never mind, just someone I saw,' she said, thinking suddenly of French Marcel, sharp beach pebbles digging into her back and the cool tingle of his fingers sliding down across her naked stomach. âHe was a long, long time ago.'
Nearly three hundred miles away, close to the far end of Cornwall, in what an estate agent with fingers desperately crossed for a sale would describe as a mature rambling garden, Alice's brother Ariel Lewis (who had long preferred to go by the less whimsical name of Harry) was in the biggest of his three poly-tunnels mending a tear in the fabric. He didn't much mind about the elements gaining access to his plants, or the ever-encroaching nettle jungle taking root inside. He didn't even mind foxes wandering in for some night-time warmth, but that side of the tunnel was visible from the footpath down to the cove and he didn't want nosy, law-conscious hikers peering in and identifying the thriving crop as top quality guaranteed-female cannabis. This year he was trying two varieties: Durban Poison and Trance, twenty plants of each. If the local Plod copped knowledge of this little lot, Harry could be looking at the wrong end of a five-year stretch, however much he pleaded (not entirely untruthfully) that it was grown for the relief of his mother's arthritis.
Harry tried not to think of his mother as he sealed the polythene split with gaffer tape. Jocelyn Lewis wasn't at all well. The doctor hadn't seemed too fussed
about it, but it was all right for him â he didn't have to deal with any of it. He'd said she'd only had a minor stroke (âonly'? Where did âonly' come into it?) and that with a bit of care and attention she'd be fine, might never have another, could live another thirty years. But she might not. She might drop dead tomorrow, or she might have stroke after disabling stroke and dwindle away to a helpless shell of a human. Joss would need watching: she could have another at any moment, that was the bottom line. And a much more serious one, a real life-cruncher for all of them. The whole business was making him jumpy. Harry's wife Mo wasn't much help: she kept saying things like, âWell she's on the downward slope now,' and other such cheerless comments that set him thinking along the depressing lines of stairlifts, waterproof mattress covers, small pale meals on trays and the creeping stench of gradual bodily decay. Mo had had an unfamiliar stubborn, set look on her face these last days since Jocelyn's brief episode of faintness and disconnection, as if she too sensed the same deteriorations on the way and would viciously mutilate anyone who dared to suggest that any of the resulting burdens should fall on her.
âYou should get Alice to come down, see for herself what's happening to the mad old bat. Take a bit of the load off. It's all right for her, swanning about in London in her swanky house with her posh-school kids, scribbling silly children's stories and calling it work. She should try skivvying for the sodding B and B trade down here in this rotting, run-down dump as well as chasing around for
your
mother.'
Harry had been shocked to hear Mo speak so fiercely. She'd never expressed anything so combative before. She tended to drift around Penmorrow in slow
mellow calm with little sound but the swish and rustle of her velvet skirts. She was usually smiling in a mildly amused, mysterious way, as if she had secret inner powers that let her mind bypass trivial day-to-day problems, such as were there enough towels without holes in them for next week's visitors.
What she'd said was true though, the house was crumbling more than a bit and not just around the edges. The top windows desperately needed replacing, especially in Harry and Mo's bedroom where the splintering wood was so patched with filler that you daren't let out a trapped butterfly in case the whole rickety casement fell out and landed in the pond. And the pond too, that was choked with weed and the stench of putrid mud, and the slope down from there towards the beach was eroding, so the tree roots were up and arching over the path. His twin sons, nearly thirteen and pretty much strangers at their school, seemed to be running wild and beyond his control, like honeysuckle that's grown too far into a rambling rose. And then there was The Ghost, as he and Mo called him, Jocelyn's resident writer, Aidan (âhelping me put my own words in the right order'), ensconced without charge in the best Bed and Breakfast room, the only one with a decent en suite. Jocelyn didn't consider that âan expense'.
