Authors: The Last Kashmiri Rose
Good Lord! You dont say! But that is certainly of consequence. That could well supply a motive!
A motive?
Yes. Certainly. A motive for suicide. I mean if the poor girl was preggers, maybe perhaps not Somershams he was after all much older than she was
not exactly loves young dream, you know, and the stations not short of good-looking young fellers. It happens. The women are at it all the time. Cant turn your back! In some marriages theres a pregnancy not easily explained. Think about it. Dont judge India by the standards of well, what shall I say? Wimbledon!
Peggy Somersham did not kill herself, said Joe mildly.
Then Somersham killed her, went on Bulstrode unabashed. Stands to reason. He found out she was playing away from home, doesnt want to bring up a child thats not his and takes the quick way out. Snip, snip!
I will bear what you say in mind, said Joe without emphasis.
Bulstrode fell silent for a moment, confounded perhaps by Joes calm replies. He began to arrange and rearrange the piles of papers on his desk.
So where are you now, Sandilands? You demolish the suicide theory and overset the conclusion of the coroner. You declare that this is a murder investigation and yet as far as I can see you dismiss the prime and obvious suspect Somersham without any examination. So where are you left? Murder by person or persons unknown? A person who insinuated himself or, if we are exploring all avenues, herself through a high window about seven feet above street level. Doesnt look too good to me! Who could have got in that way? An acrobat?
After a moments hesitation Joe decided to go all the way and treat him as a colleague and without hostility.
Im not, he said carefully, looking for someone who came in through that window. Im looking for someone who went out through that window. From inside the bungalow the sill level is only five feet above the floor and there was a stool to hand
But really, Sandilands, your murderer what does he do? Ring the front doorbell and say, Is Mrs Somersham at home?
Were dealing with a clever man, Bulstrode. As clever as you, as clever as me. Someone, I suspect, familiar with the habits of the house. Someone, it would seem, who knew that the Somershams were going out for the evening: it wouldnt take a tour de force of deduction to assume that Peggy Somersham would have preceded such an occasion by having a bath. The man Im looking for entered the house perhaps hours before the murder was committed and concealed himself in the bathroom cupboard. It wouldnt be difficult and there is evidence that someone was lurking in there.
There was a snort of derision from Bulstrode but Joe resumed, This would not be difficult. There are always people coming and going in the kitchen, buying and selling at the door, delivering and collecting. You know this better than I do. And such a one, I say, entered the house, concealed himself, perpetrated the murder and escaped through the window, choosing a moment when no one was passing in the alley. It would need a level head and it would need a measure of calculation that really freezes the blood. But you know that such things happen.
Sometimes. Not often. Hardly ever. And your attacker would need a surprisingly intimate knowledge of European habits.
If he were a European himself he would have that knowledge, said Joe.
Oh, come on, Sandilands, for Gods sake! Youre not suggesting
Yes I am suggesting, said Joe, and perhaps while were on the subject you can tell me where you were at the relevant time on that evening? Lets say between four oclock and seven?
Bulstrode leapt to his feet and stood glowering down at Joe. I really resent that! Who the hell do you think you are? Not in bloody Scotland Yard now, you know! This is my bloody district! Ive a good mind to ask the Collector to have you taken off the case. Know what a quagga-quagga bird is? If you dont Ill tell you. Its a bird that flies round in ever-decreasing circles until it finally disappears up its own arse! And that, I suspect, is what youre busy doing.
Well, said Joe, perhaps you could tell me what you were doing at the relevant time?
I was in the lower town, said Bulstrode, as I think Ive already told you.
Dealing with petty theft in the bazaar, you said. I remember well. And if I asked to see your report on the incident
?
Bulstrodes face flushed with rage. Id tell you to mind your own bloody business!
In the face of Joes expression of continued polite enquiry, after a moment, spluttering in disgust, he flung himself over to a shelf piled high with papers. He snatched up a battered file with Shala-mar Bagh written across the spine.
I repeat, I was in the lower town, though not in the bazaar exactly. To be precise, I was here.
And what is Shala-mar Bagh?
Its a tea house. Its a sort of dance hall, I suppose youd say.
What does it mean Shala-mar Bagh? Jo persisted.
Bulstrode looked uncomfortable. It means, The Garden of Cupid. Had some trouble. Put it out of bounds to BORs. There was a fight and two stupid privates from the Shropshires got themselves cut up. I went down to see that the rules were being obeyed.
And is this documented? Did you bring a case against the management?
I didnt need to. I cautioned them. Very easy-going sort of establishment. Get anything you want there. Perhaps youre interested? he concluded venomously.
The alarm was given when, according to medical evidence, Peggy Somersham had been dead for an hour. It was some time before you could be located, er, digging in Cupids Garden, and you arrived at the crime scene three hours after the body was discovered. Presumably there are people in this dance hall who would vouch for your presence there over the period in question?
Of course there bloody well are! said Bulstrode.
Joes mind was racing ahead. What was it Naurung had said? An exchange. Drop charges against the establishment in exchange for an alibi? But could Bulstrode have entered the house unobserved? In disguise? Joe resolved to take Naurung into his confidence: to find out when and truly when Bulstrode had entered Shala-mar Bagh and when he had left.
Well leave it there for the moment, he said.
Leave it there for ever, you bloody fool! and the Superintendent strode from the room.
Hardly had he left when Naurung entered.
Ah, good morning, Naurung, Joe said cheerfully. Youve just missed Bulstrode Sahib but you arrive in time to escort me to my next interview. Colonel Prentices bungalow? Can you take me there?
On the way to the bungalow Joe briefed Naurung on his superior officers alibi and asked him to discreetly check on his movements on the day of the murder. Naurung listened with expressionless discretion but there was a gleam in his eye which said, Give me a bit of routine policework and Ill know just where I am. In front of Prentices bungalow Joe dismissed him and began to walk down the drive unaccompanied.
He was hailed by a voice behind him and turned to see Prentice handing his horse over to a syce.
Looking for me? Prentice asked.
Yes, I am. I was hoping I might be able to talk to you. Away from sharp ears and wagging tongues.
When would you like to do that? said Prentice without much interest.
Well, I rather thought now
the sooner the better
no time like the present
Prentice laughed. That alone would mark you out as a European, he said. No Indian would say, No time like the present. For them any time would be better than the present. But there we are, youve said it. Come in and Ill give you a cup of tea.
An early ride? asked Joe as he walked down the gravelled drive alongside Prentice.
Regimental exercise. Try to get in one a month and this months was today. I like to start them early at this time of year get them over before the heat.
He led the way on to a verandah, called out Koi hai! and sat down on a stool. A servant appeared and took his hat and whip, a second performed the same service for Joe. A third hurried forward to pull off Prentices boots. He stood up again and padded forward in his socks. Shall we go through to the north verandah? Its much cooler on that side at this time of day.
They passed through the house and looked down at the garden, neat, tidy and totally unimaginative. The adjoining garden, however, was almost theatrically overgrown. Marechal Niel roses had run rampant and there were rose bushes as big as cottages. Seeing Joes attention taken by this wilderness, Prentice stopped, smiled and said, That is the garden of what used to be my house. Destroyed in a fire, as you may have heard. Big garden. It goes all the way down to the river.
And the pretty little building down there at the end? Joe asked.
Garden pavilion. Terribly overgrown now. Its older than the British Raj its older than John Company. Its a Mogul building. Ive often thought of selling the site but to do so would mean selling the pavilion and that I really cant do. Its been such a refuge to me. There are times when you want to get away from the demands of matrimony; there are times when you want to get away from the cares of parenthood, to say nothing of the demands of the regiment. When I go and work there its understood that Im not to be disturbed. I dont think I could run my life without it! But, come on now, lets see if I can find you a drink or a cup of tea.
To all outward appearance, Prentices bungalow was a fair example of the Raj public works department as they developed such things in Edwardian times. Four rooms of identical size surrounded an open sitting area and the whole within a wide verandah. There the resemblance to a typical Anglo-Indian house finished because Prentice had furnished exclusively with Indian furniture. No nostalgic glance towards the English home counties here. No framed hunting scenes by G.D. Armour or Lionel Edwards, not even a copy of the ubiquitous Midnight Steeplechase. In their place Indian illuminated paintings, many on silk, many on rollers, small jade, ivory and soapstone figures, Kashmir embroidered hangings on the walls, Bokhara and Afghani rugs on the floor.
Joe paused beside a large painting of an elephant bearing a small jewelled figure.
The Emperor Akhbar, riding an elephant, Prentice explained. I oughtnt to keep it hanging like this. It ought to be kept on a roll but I really enjoy it so much, this room would seem unfurnished without it. Now, come with me.
They walked through the house together and Prentice opened a door leading off from the central hall, pointing as he did. Getting this room ready for my daughter. Shell be home soon. Havent seen her for four years.
Joe was amused to see the array of spindly bamboo furniture, the paintings and the fabrics that the surprising Prentice had thought suitable for an eighteen-year-old fresh from the sophistications of Europe. The centrepiece of the room was a light wood-framed Indian charpoy bed whose simplicity had been relieved by silver decorations which twined their way up the legs. Above it, at the head, had been tacked a delicate embroidered hanging depicting the goddess of the night. Against a background of midnight blue, she threw a protective fold of her silver-starred sari around the dimly seen shape of a child, naked but for the two silver bangles around its ankles. Joe compared this with the iron bedstead, the neatly folded rug, striped in the school colours, the steel engraving of the Light of the World that Midge would have grown accustomed to in Europe and thought that Prentice probably had it right.
Prentice led the way out on to a cool verandah and tea appeared.
One concession to the home counties, said Joe appreciatively, viewing an English teaset.
Darjeeling, said Prentice. I hope you can drink it. But now what can I do? What can I tell you? I told you my theory at the dance but I dont suppose you would accept that unscientific idea of a malign spirit?
Joe smiled. Id love to, he said. It would really appeal to me. But if I was caught dismissing the matter in that way it might be held that I was not really doing my job. But if you could clear up one or two small things for me
Well go back to the beginning.
To Joan Carmichael.
Well no, said Joe, surprised. Back beyond that. Back if youll forgive me to the death of your wife.
Of course, said Prentice hurriedly. Of course. But I dont think of them as being the same. After all, in that case the perpetrators were identified and executed.
Perhaps we can start there? Executed you say. Can you tell me about that?
Very little to tell. I knew who they were. I knew where they came from. I knew most of them by name. They were vengeful they were courageous with hash. They were not men of much judgement. It took me a day or two to recover from the shock and then I collected a troop of Sowars from the regiment, boys Id had my eye on for some time and who were delighted to be involved in this foray. Not short of volunteers, I might say. I went after them. Executed them. Of course I should have done nothing of the sort and they should have been brought to trial in the proper way. I even had to face a court of enquiry. But by then the deed was done and everybody, Indian and English, was on my side. All saw it as a very proper act of retribution and, if youll allow me to say, Sandilands so it was!
You have no doubt in your mind, said Joe carefully, that they had come to kill you and only incidentally your wife?
And Chedi Khan.
Yes, Chedi Khan. Does he come into the equation?
Prentice paused a long time before replying. He was a very fine man, he said at last. The finest the Pathan nation has to offer. Loyal, courageous, persevering and, like many Pathans, artistic, poetic and ingenious but the whole salted with a cynical and ribald sense of humour.
How did he come to be in your service? Joe enquired.
Prentice poured them both out a cup of tea and lay back for a moment in his chair saying at last, Long story. Know what I mean by proscription? No? Its a system on the frontier. Tribes will raid their neighbours, they will pursue blood feuds, come raiding down into India and steal things. Anything they can lay their hands on, particularly rifles. Girls too. Its their way of life. Of course we criticise but any nation that sells girls into prostitution is in no position to criticise those who merely steal girls for themselves. But a time comes when it has to be stopped and offending villages are proscribed. A punitive raid is mounted, fortifications are dismantled, watch towers demolished, crops burned, hostages taken. Theyre called barramptas, these raids. It was and still is an accepted part of life. They know the rules. I conducted many such raids when I was serving with the Scouts on the frontier.