Authors: Stephen Birmingham
âWell,' Carson said, âI think it all depends.'
âOf course. It does depend.' She raised her eyes and looked around at the others. âI was sorry Woody and his mother and father couldn't come to our little picnic today. Woody hasn't been feeling well.'
âSoâso I've heard,' Carson said.
âBut he's actually feeling much, much better. Did you meet Woody's mother and father, ever, at Princeton?'
âNo, I never did,' Carson said.
âThey're both very dear people and we're terribly fond of them. Leighton deWinter, Woody's father, is a lawyer. He has an excellent legal mind. He does most of the legal work for our little company. And Mary-Adams, Woody's mother, is an absolute angel of a person. She was Mary-Adams Woodcock, my husband's cousin. Tell me,' she said; turning to him with a bright smile, âdoes this family confuse youâso many cousins?'
He laughed politely. âWell, ma'am, you have more cousins than I do,' he said.
âWell, it's really very simple. There were two brothersâmy husband's father and another brother, William, who is no longer living. William had two children, Mary-Adams and William, Junior. William, Junior, was killed, very sadly, in the last war, but you've met his wife, Victoria, today. My husband's father had only one son, my husband. So there it is! That's everyone! Simple isn't it?'
âYes,' he said. âYes, I see now.'
âTwo members of the family whom you
haven't
met are my husband's parents, Barbara's grandparents. They live in town and they're both, I'm afraid, quite elderly, so they don't come on our little picnics any more. But you must meet them. Perhaps, if you have a chance tomorrow, Barbara will drive you in to town to meet them.'
âYes,' he said. âI hope I'll have a chance to do that.'
âOf course,' she said, frowning, âthey're difficult. I mean, they're quite old. They're both in their eighties, and old people areâwell, difficult, sometimes, don't you think?'
âI suppose that's true,' he said.
âYes. And sometimesâI'm thinking of Barbara's grandfather particularlyâthey say things thatâthat they don't mean. Things that don't sound kind. But, I suppose we must forgive old people for that, don't you?'
âYes, I do,' he said.
She looked up. âWell, here's Barbara. I've bored you long enough, I'm sure, with talk of family.'
âNot at all, Mrs. Woodcock!' he protested earnestly.
âYou're very kind,' she said. âNow run along, the two of you. Barbara, take Mr. Greer for a walk along the lake, along the old wood road. I've been telling him about the old wood roads that are all through here.'
âI've certainly enjoyed talking to you, Mrs. Woodcock,' Carson said, standing up. âAnd I can't thank you enough for asking me up this weekend.'
âWe're delighted. Now run along, both of you, and have your walk. It will help you digest your lunch,' she said.
He and Barbara walked side by side across the grass and when they reached the protective shelter of the trees he took her hand.
âWell?' she said eagerly, âDid you charm her off her pins?'
âI hope so,' he said. âI tried.'
âWhat did she talk to you about? What questions did she ask you? You were talking for hours!'
âWell, we talked about your family and how they fixed up the guesthouse, andâ'
âBut what questions? Didn't she give you the third degree?'
âNo, not really,' he said.
âAh,' she said. âThat's good. That means the research was satisfactory.'
âWhat research?'
âI think you've been looked into,' she said. âBy my grandfather. He likes to keep tabs on what all of us do. When he heard you were coming up here, he got to work. I'm sure he got a full reportâon you, your family, everything about you.'
He had been startled to hear this. âIs all that so important?' he asked her. âWould things like that really make any difference?'
She laughed. âNot with
you
!' she said. âObviously,
you've
passed the test! He's put a little “O.K.” next to your name! As long as that's happened, it's not important at all.'
âWhat a funny thing,' he said.
âYou don't know my grandfather,' she said.
âYour mother said we ought to try to see him tomorrow.'
âWell, let's not
try
,' she said. âIf he calls us, of course we'll have to. But let's hope he won't. I'd like to spare you that ordeal.'
âIs it such an ordeal?'
âHe's the patriarch,' she said. âIn this family we indulge in ancestor-worshipâespecially the living ancestors, like him. He's the monster everyone's terrified of. He terrifies me, too. He makes all the rules.'
âI see,' he said.
âBut I know he'll like you, so there's nothing to worry about. Mother liked you, and that's the first thing.'
âDo you think she did, Barbara?' he asked her.
She laughed gaily, tossing her head. âOh, I could tell!' she said. âI could tell she liked you. I could tell by the expression on her face!'
âReally?'
âOh, of course! Of course. She adores you. She thinks you're the handsomest, most charming young man she ever met! And do you know why, Carson? Do you know why?'
âNo. Tell me why?'
âBecause you just kept nodding politely and smiling and letting her do all the talking! You idiot, didn't you know that's the only way in the world to charm a girl's mother?' With her hand still in his she circled his waist with her arm, drawing him closer, and for a moment he felt unsteady and almost deliriously happy, thinking he might very easily collapse on his knees to the ground. âYou were wonderful!' she said, and they walked very slowly, kicking the dried leaves and twigs with their toes under the deep green shade of the trees, saying nothing, and he looked upward, into the branches above, feeling tears in his eyes.
And a few moments later he stopped her, turned her toward him, and kissed her. She looked at him wordlessly, her face grave and anxious, for a long time. Then they continued slowly, arm in arm, along the path through the trees, saying nothing.
Presently they came to a spot of open sunlight and she separated herself from him, ran across the grass, and lay down on her back, looking up and laughing. She reached for a long blade of grass and placed it between her teeth and the folds of her white cotton dress lay all along the contours of her body. âDo I look like the constant nymph?' she asked him.
âBetter,' he said.
âBetter than Joan Fontaine? Really?'
âMuch better,' he said. He knelt beside her.
âThat's nice to hear,' she said. âSay it again.'
âMuch better,' he said.
She put her head on one side. âI'm worried about my morals,' she said.
âWhy?' he asked.
âDon't you know why?'
âWell, perhaps.'
âI do worry. It scares me. What are we going to do?'
âI don't know,' he said huskily.
âI know right from wrong,' she said.
âSo do I.'
âI know you do. But that doesn't help. Does it?'
âNot much,' he said.
âWe can't get married,' she said. âWe're too young.'
âI know.'
âNo one would hear of it, would they? Your family or my family? It's quite impossible â¦'
âYes.'
âI think we're in love.'
âYes,' he said. And, bending over her so that her face was in his shadow, he said huskily, âI adore you.'
She looked up at him. âWhat a funny thing to say!'
âI adore you?'
âYes.'
âWhy?'
âBecauseâ' she shivered slightly. âBecauseâI don't know. If you had said, “I love you,” I wouldn't have been surprised.'
âBut adoring,' he said, âis more.'
âI know,' she said faintly. âAnd it's just whatâjust what I wanted you to say.' And now there were tears in her eyes.
âBarbaraâ'
âWe've got to get back,' she said. Abruptly she stood up. âIf we don't get back soon, they'll start looking for us.'
He stood up also and they started back through the woods toward the picnic.
Just before they reached the edge of the clearing where the family was gathered, she stopped him with her hand. âCarson?' she said.
âYes?'
âYou
do
love me, don't you?'
âYes.'
âAnd it's mature love, isn't it? Grown-up love, not like children.'
âYes,' he said.
She breathed deeply, âYes. I think so, too.' And then: âCarsonâ'
âYes?'
She pointed. âThe guesthouse. There'sâthere's a key to it.'
He whispered, âIs there?'
âYes. Tonight, we could go there.'
âYes,' he said.
They were not looking at each other, and after a moment he said, âWhen?'
âWhen?'
âI mean, what time?'
âWhatever time,' she said. âWhatever timeâis best.'
âYou mean when people areâ'
âYes, when the house is quiet.'
âAll right,' he said.
âWalk down to the lake and take one of the canoes.'
âYes,' he said.
She looked at him doubtfully. âUnlessâ'
âNo,' he said, trying to make his voice sound casual. âNo, let's do that.'
âAll right,' she said.
Then, quickly, they started across the grass toward the others.
Late that afternoon he had gone to the pool alone for a swim. As he went down the stone steps he saw Peggy Woodcock. She sat on the tip of the diving board, trailing her feet in the blue water. At fourteen she had been thin and gangly, with legs and arms that seemed too long for the rest of her body. She was wearing, he remembered, a black two-piece bathing suit the top portion of which still appeared to be unnecessary; and her boyish face, shoulders and arms seemed to be composed of one continuous freckle. She had looked like a girl made of tortoise shell and her short dark hair stood out in damp, angry points all round her head. She was smoking a cigarette, dropping her ashes into the pool. âHi,' she said.
âHi,' Carson said.
With a stiff-fingered gesture she drew the cigarette to her lips, frowned, sucked in on it, and immediately exhaled a noisy stream of smoke. Another ash fell and disintegrated in the water.
âBeen smoking long?' Carson asked her, smiling.
âThree years,' she said, not looking at him but scowling at the surface of the pool. âIt's a filthy habit.'
He said nothing. After a moment, she said, âI know what you're wondering.'
âReally? What?' he asked.
âYou're wondering why my hair looks the way it does.'
âI wasn't, really,' he said. âBut now that you mention it, why does it?'
âIt's a butch haircut that's growing out,' she said.
âOh, I see.'
âI gave myself a butch haircut. Mother had a conniption! My God!' she said, and laughed. âBut there's nothing she can do now except wait for it to grow out.'
He sat down at the edge of the pool. âThat was a nice picnic today,' he said.
âOh?' she said. âDid you think so?'
âYes. Very nice.'
âHa!' she said.
âWhy? What was wrong with it?'
âConspicuous consumption!' she said.
Oh?'
âYes. Haven't you read Thorstein Veblen for God's sake?'
âNo,' he said. âI can't say as I have.'
âYe gods!' she said. âWell, he's just about
God
, if you ask me. I mean, what about all that
champagne
, and all the
servants
and things? I mean, ye gods, how conspicuous can you get at a picnic? The trouble with
this
family is,' she said, âis that nobody feels any obligation to wealth. Now, in my opinion, wealth imposes a duty and an obligation on the wealthy, and if you're just going to waste it, and
fritter
it, then it ought to revert to the poor. And things like these picnics of Mother's, well, just how leisure-class-ish can you get?'
âI see,' he said.
She flipped one leg over the diving board and settled herself facing him. âWhere's Barbara?' she asked.
âIn the house. Changing her clothes.'
âAha!' she said. âYou see what I mean? There's an example? What's she changing her clothes for, for God's sake? What's wrong with the dress she had on? Do you see what I mean?'
âNo,' he said. âNot quite.'
âWell,' she said, âBarbara and I have completely incompatible ideologies.'
âOh,' he said.
âBut of course. Now
she
seems to feel that wealth is to be enjoyed, that's all. Whatever comes, she
accepts
. She's a very accepting sort of person. Talk about, “she spins not, neither does she reap,” ye gods! That's Barbara all right. Now I, on the other hand, firmly believe that those of us who are born into this world more fortunate than others have a heightened obligation to our fellow man. I mean we should work, produce,
contribute
in order to deserve the luxuries we've got! Not just laze around all day and be fed like a fish. Ye gods!'
âIn other words,' Carson said, âthe money should only go to those who work for it.'
âNot
exactly
,' she said. âMy personal theory is that those who
have
the money have got to work to keep it. If they can't, then it should be distributed among those who can work. So I'm not a Communist. In fact I think my theory's far more advanced. I call myself a dynamic capitalist. Dynamic means active. I think that under our capitalistic system it should be worked out that only those who produce according to their means get to keep their means. If they produce, it means more employment and better living conditions for the working classes. But the thing we've got to get rid of is the sponges. Do you see what I mean?'