Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities (24 page)

Clearly I’ve matured greatly as I’ve aged.

This shirt is a great indication of my future job.

Rock star? Rock star.

[
Raspy cancer voice
] I am the SantaBatman.

Basically the coolest person ever.

I’ll read anywhere. Couch, car, untamed wilds—whatever.

My dislike of shoes started early.

The natural.

I don’t whut even.

Best parent ever.

This is my sister. She’s obviously impressed by my fashion sense.

Building a Super Star Destroyer is sweaty work. Manly work.

I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords, and our offspring who ride them.

Much to the chagrin of many same-sex marriage opponents, I do, in fact, have a family.

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