Billionaire Boy

David Walliams

Billionaire
Boy

Illustrated by Tony Ross

Voor Lara,
Ik hou meer van je, dan ik met woorden kan zeggen

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David Walliams introduces
Billionaire Boy

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David Walliams introduces
Billionaire Boy

School Lunch Menu

Teachers' Catchphrases

Sapphire's Birfday Wish-List

Purpleness

Character Voices

Horrible Food

Bumfresh

AUDIO:

Meet Joe Spud

Lessons

Blob

Dog Spit

Teachers' Names

Bumfresh Scandal

Cover

Title Page

Thank yous

Chapter 1 - Meet Joe Spud

Chapter 2 - Bum Boy

Chapter 3 - Who’s the Fattiest?

Chapter 4 - “Loo Rolls?”

Chapter 5 - Out of Date Easter Eggs

Chapter 6 - The Grubbs

Chapter 7 - Gerbils on Toast

Chapter 8 - The Witch

Chapter 9 - “Finger?”

Chapter 10 - Dog Spit

Chapter 11 - Camping Holiday

Chapter 12 - Page 3 Stunna

Chapter 13 - New Girl

Chapter 14 - The Shape of a Kiss

Chapter 15 - Nip and Tuck

Chapter 16 - Peter Bread

Chapter 17 - A Knock on the Toilet Door

Chapter 18 - The Vortex 3000

Chapter 19 - A Baboon’s Bottom

Chapter 20 - A Beach Ball Rolled in Hair

Chapter 21 - A GCSE in Make-Up

Chapter 22 - A New Chapter

Chapter 23 - Canal Boat Weekly

Chapter 24 - The Rajmobile

Chapter 25 - Broken

Chapter 26 - A Blizzard of Banknotes

Postscript

Copyright

About the Publisher

Chapter 1
Meet Joe Spud

Meet Joe Spud

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a million pounds?

Or a billion?

How about a trillion?

Or even a gazillion?

Meet Joe Spud.

Joe didn’t
have
to imagine what it would be like to have loads and loads and loads of money. He was only twelve, but he was ridiculously, preposterously rich.

Joe had everything he could ever want.

• 100-inch plasma widescreen flat-screen high-definition TV in every room in the house
  
• 500 pairs of Nike trainers
  
• A grand-prix racetrack in the back garden
  
• A robot dog from Japan
  
• A golf buggy with the number plate ‘SPUD 2’ to drive around the grounds of his house
  
• A waterslide which went from his bedroom into an indoor Olympic-sized swimming pool
  
• Every computer game in the world
  
• 3-D IMAX cinema in the basement
  
• A crocodile
  
• 24-hour personal masseuse
  
• Underground 10-lane bowling alley
  
• Snooker table
  
• Popcorn dispenser
  
• Skateboard park