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Authors: Shelly Laurenston

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But these days . . .

Still, Livy knew she had to get over herself. Everybody kept trying to say it was the loss of her father, but she knew better.

More like the loss of her career. Her soul.

Dragging now, Livy reached her apartment building. She went up the stoop, opened the door, and walked to the elevator. A few minutes there and down the hallway until she reached her place. She put the key in the lock and walked inside.

That’s when she stopped. She had to. That python had slid right over her feet before disappearing behind a large pile of books she’d placed against the wall a few weeks before and hadn’t bothered to do anything else with since.

Because Livy lived in a building filled with full-humans, she didn’t have snakes in her house. Ever. They could disappear into your walls and set up a nest and the next thing you knew, you’d have snakes all over the damn place.

Livy headed down the hallway until she reached her kitchen. But she stopped right at the doorway . . . and gawked.

“Livy!”

Misleadingly skinny arms wrapped around Livy’s neck and she was hugged tightly. Something that anyone who knew her knew she hated. She was not a hugger. Nor did she like to be hugged. By anyone. Even her mother didn’t hug her.

“What are you doing here?” Livy demanded.

“Don’t worry.” The skinny arms slipped off and went back behind a narrow back. As always, her visitor looked like a little girl. But she wasn’t. “I didn’t break out. I’m here legally.”

“Prove it.”

“Livy—”

“Prove it or I’m calling the cops.”

Feet stomped over to the kitchen table and an already rumpled document was pulled out from the front of a backpack and held out for Livy.

Livy looked at it. A Certificate of Release from New York prisons. Where her cousin Melanie “Melly” Kowalski had been living for the last ten months. She’d been given eighteen months, and why she was out early, Livy didn’t know. But she had a bigger issue.

“Why are you here, Melly?” Livy asked, handing the certificate back to her cousin.

“I need a place to stay. Your mom said you wouldn’t mind.”

“Oh,” Livy said. “Okay.”

Then Livy turned and headed toward the front door.

“Hey,” Melly called after her. “If you’re running out, pick me up some vodka, would ya?”

Livy reached the sidewalk outside her building and stopped. She looked around. Didn’t see anything right away, so started walking.

Maybe she could stay over at Toni’s. Because she couldn’t stay at her apartment. She refused to stay at her apartment.

“What is happening to my life?” Livy asked the air. “What is happening?”

 

As they walked down the full-human airline ramp toward the plane, Shen announced, “We’ll need a good company name.”

Vic sighed. “We’re still not partners.”

“Why not? We make a good team.”

“Do I actually have to state that I work alone? Because I work alone.”

“You work with me all the time. You worked with me just yesterday. You’re working with me
now
.”

“See? The fact that you argue everything with me makes it impossible for us to be partners.”

They reached the entrance to the plane, but before Vic could bend down to get through the opening, Shen gave him a quick shove from behind. Vic stumbled forward, his head banging into the body of the plane.

“Ow!” Vic barked. “What the holy hell—”

“Are you okay?” Shen asked, his arm around Vic’s shoulders. “You poor guy.”

Shen pressed his hand to the back of Vic’s head, lowering it enough so he could get into the cabin.

The two flight attendants helping passengers rushed forward.

“Sir, are you all right?”

“He’s fine,” Shen said. “But a little ice pack for his head would be great.”

“Of course,” one attendant agreed as she rushed off.

“Come on, buddy,” Shen said, patting Vic’s shoulder. “Let’s go force those long legs of yours into that economy middle seat.”

“Oh.” The remaining attendant leaned in. “You know, we have some seats available in first class.”

“That would be really nice. He gets so uncomfortable in those small seats.”

Smiling at Shen, the attendant led the pair to seats in first class. Once they were settled, the attendant went back to her work.

“See?” Shen asked Vic.

“See what?”

“See how helpful I was. I got us in first class.”

“Unless the plane is booked completely, I
always
get first class. All they have to do is look at me. But I’ve never had to ram my head into a plane to get first-class seats.”

“You know, you’re very unappreciative of what I bring to the table.”

Vic leaned over, searching the aisle for a flight attendant. “I wonder if I have to wait for takeoff before I can get a vodka . . .”

 

Sitting at the kitchen table in the apartment Toni shared with her mate, Livy rested her head on her crossed arms. “Maybe I should go to Europe.”

“Are you allowed in Europe?” Toni asked as she put away dishes in the overhead cabinets.

“Parts. They seem to like me in Germany.”

“You could also throw your cousin out of your apartment so you don’t have to leave the country.”

“That sounds disturbingly like work.”

“Olivia—”

“Uh-oh,” Livy sighed, knowing she was about to get a Toni Lecture.

“—I know you’re going through a rough time. This isn’t what you wanted for your life. But every artist goes through struggles.” Toni placed her hand on Livy’s shoulder. “But every struggle you endure will only make you better at what you do.”

“You gave that speech to Kyle when he refused to wear his diapers anymore.”

Toni glanced off. “Are you sure?”

“Yes. I clearly remember because he’d torn off the diaper you’d made him put on and threw it at your head. But before throwing it, he’d filled it.”

“Little bastard.” Toni shuddered. “Look, the point I’m making is . . . suck it up! You’re a great artist. I know it. You know it. You’re just having a bad time of it. Add in the death of your father and I’m not exactly surprised you’re a little depressed.”

Toni’s phone went off and she glanced at the caller ID. “It’s Russia.”

“Now the entire country is contacting you?”

“It’s the Russian hockey team. The game went so well last year they want to have one here. I’m in charge of making the arrangements.” She smiled with pride at doing the job she loved so much, which made Livy snarl a little. “Well, if you’re going to get such an attitude, I guess I’ll answer the phone.”

She did, walking out of the room for her conversation.

Livy thought about getting something to eat, but before she could move, she suddenly realized she was surrounded. By wolves.

Lifting her head off her arms, Livy looked around at the Smith Pack females now sitting at the kitchen table with her or standing behind her.

“What?” she asked the females.

“You all right, darlin’?” one of them asked. “You look mighty sad.”

Ronnie Lee Reed, second-in-command of the Smith females, held her baby out. “Wanna hold him?”

Livy glared at the lion-wolf hybrid—and he glared right back, all that hair nearly covering bright blue distrustful eyes.

“You’re kidding, right?” Livy asked.

“What in the world does that mean?”

“Your baby’s evil.” When she saw the mother’s distressed expression, Livy quickly added, “Not like unholy evil, if you believe in a standard god.”

“A
standard
god?” Sissy Mae Smith, Alpha Female of the New York Smith Pack, asked as she sat down catty-corner from Livy.

“Personally, I’m a fan of the Nordic and East Asian gods. They have quite an edge to them.”

Sissy Mae laughed. “An edge? Darlin’, have you actually
read
the Bible?”

“Yes,” Livy replied, ending the laughter instantly.

Sissy Mae stared at her. “You read the Bible? The entire Bible?”

“Yes. I’ve also read the Torah, the Koran, the Vedas, Norse mythology, Roman and Greek mythology, and
The Tao of Pooh.
” When the She-wolves continued to gaze silently at her, Livy added, “As an artist, I have to be open to everything.”

“Artist?” one of the She-wolves asked.

“Our Livy here,” Sissy Mae said, “is a photographer.” She pointed at Livy. “That’s right. You’re doing Blayne’s wedding.”

With rage and panic welling up inside her, Livy asked, “I am?”

“Aren’t you?”

“I never agreed—” Livy’s phone vibrated and she pulled it out of her back pocket and quickly glanced at the screen. “Excuse me,” she said, pushing away from the table. She walked across the kitchen and answered her phone.

“Hello?”

“Hey, cousin.”

“Hey, Jocelyn. How’s it going?”

“Not bad. Sorry I couldn’t make the funeral.”

“No problem.” Jocelyn was Livy’s first cousin on her father’s side and she’d been knee-deep in the middle of a job when news came in about Livy’s father. Kowalskis had been known to walk out in the middle of jobs when family issues came up, but from what Livy could tell from Jake, Jocelyn had been driving a getaway car through Rome at the time of the funeral and then immediately lying low for a bit until the dust settled. Something Livy didn’t expect her cousin to walk away from until it was safe. Even for a funeral.

Three wolves walked into the kitchen while Livy was on the phone with her cousin. The Reed Boys, they were called. Laid-back Ricky Lee was mated to Toni. Rory Lee was the oldest and the crankiest of the three brothers. He rarely spoke to Livy unless he felt he had to out of politeness. And then there was Reece Lee, one of the Carnivore hockey players. Livy found Reece the most entertaining and had used him more than once as a model for her portrait work.

When he walked in, he spotted Livy right away and waved at her. She nodded back as her cousin asked, “So how did it go?”

“Fistfight on the casket. Poisonous snakes in the backyard. My father’s ex-girlfriend head-butted by my mother.” Livy shrugged. “The usual, really.”

“Sounds it.”

Ronnie Lee, seeing her brothers, stood with her son in her arms. “Take Reggie, I need to go to the bathroom.”

At their sister’s request, Ricky Lee immediately changed direction and walked over to Livy by the sink, Reece dropped to one knee so he could tie a boot that didn’t need it, which left poor Rory unprepared. His sister shoved the baby in Rory’s arms and the stoic wolf suddenly appeared terrified. If the females of the Pack noticed, none of them said anything. Instead, they kept chatting among themselves.

Livy asked her cousin, “So what’s up?”

“Well, I’m going to be in Manhattan in the next couple of days for a job. Thought you’d like to sign on.”

Livy frowned at the statement. “Huh?”

“Your mother called me . . . said you needed work.”

Rubbing her forehead, Livy asked, “She said what?”

“Uh . . . oh.”

While her cousin was stammering on the other end, Livy watched Rory Lee carry his nephew through the open door and into the dining room. He began pacing back and forth, gently patting the child’s back.

“Shit,” her cousin muttered. “I knew I should have talked to Jake first. But your mother sounded so—”

“Casual?” Livy asked.

“Yeah. Exactly. So I guess she’s still not a big supporter of your photography career, huh?”

“Apparently not.”

Rory suddenly stumbled past the open doorway, Ronnie Lee’s baby now attached to his uncle’s throat by his little baby teeth, his little baby claws dug into his uncle’s shoulders.

“Hey,” Jocelyn asked, “are you okay?”

“Yeah. I’m fine,” Livy lied, watching in concern as poor Rory stumbled back the other way, desperately trying to pry his nephew off his neck.

“Maybe we could meet when I get into the city.”

“Sure.”

“Okay. I’ll talk to you later.”

“Yeah. Thanks, Joce.” Livy disconnected the call and glanced over at Ricky. “Are you going to help him?”

“I find it’s better not to get involved.”

Ronnie walked back into the kitchen just as her baby was finally yanked off Rory’s neck and sent flying right into her arms. She easily caught her child and then all the She-wolves turned on Rory, gawking at the poor wolf in horror.

“Good Lord, Rory Lee!” Ronnie snarled. “You don’t throw babies! Especially mine!”

“Look what he did to me!” Rory pointed at his unmarred neck.

“What am I looking at?” Sissy Mae asked. “’Cause I don’t see nothin’.”

“Just wait until the little bastard grows into his fangs,” Rory promised. “Then you’ll see!”

“I don’t know what’s been wrong with you lately,” Ronnie said, sitting back at the kitchen table. “It’s like you’ve lost your dang mind!”

“Where’s Toni?” Ricky asked Livy.

“Taking a call from the Russian team.”

Ricky sighed. “I’m sensing another trip to Siberia coming up.”

“Now?” Livy snorted a little. “It’s freezing over there.”

“It’s a winter nightmare, but they do take good care of us when we come over.” He moved a little closer. “Just so you know,” Ricky said low, motioning to his Packmates, “they’re probably going to crash here for the night.”

“All night?”

“Yeah. There’s a game on. We’ll watch it on our big flat screen, which we all love, and then, before you know it, they’re asleep on our living room floor. Toni doesn’t mind, but you—”

“Yeah. Tell Toni I’ll check in with her later.”

Chuckling, Ricky nodded. “Will do. Have a good night.”

Livy made it out of the apartment and down to the street before Reece caught up with her.

“Hey,” he said, catching her arm. “You’re not staying?”

“Can’t. Your friends get on my nerves.”

Reece laughed. “You’re not a subtle gal, are ya, Livy?”

“Nope.” Heading down the street, she waved back at him.

Once she hit the corner, Livy stood there for a second, wondering where she’d go now. Without her raising her hand, a taxi stopped in front of her. Livy opened the door and got in.

“Where to?” the cabbie asked.

Livy thought a moment, then smirked. “Westchester.”

 

Vic watched over Shen’s shoulder as the panda did what he did best and hacked into the delivery company’s computer system. They’d found a security guard willing to let them in, but they didn’t have a lot of time.

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