Authors: Shay Mitchell
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MICHAELA BLANEY
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contents
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1. That's One Way to Beat Meat
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2. Good for You, Now Shut the Fuck Up
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3. You Have No Idea How Much I Love Monkeys
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4. Only Serial Killers Don't Like Pumpkin
Demi's Pumpkin Spice Raisin and Walnut Muffins Recipe
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5. Rock That Invisible Tiara!
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6. Sometimes, Destination Kicks Journey's Ass
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7. What If I Pretend to Give a Shit?
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9. My Brain Is a Dirty Sponge
10. The World's Wimpiest Biker Gang
11. I'm Not Here to Make Friends
12. Nothing Looks Pretty on a Bitch
13. The Art of Pissing People Off
15. So Much Blood and Bleeding with the English
16. Love Is the Elixir of Life
17. When the Wheel of Fortune Turns, It Rolls Right Over You
19. Useless as a Bag of Smashed Asshole
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This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the authors' imaginations or are used fictitiously.
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Copyright © 2015 by Shay Mitchell and Michaela Blaney. All rights reserved. For information, address St. Martin's Press, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10010.
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ISBN 978-1-250-07568-0 (hardcover)
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e-ISBN 9781466887121
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First Edition: October 2015