Authors: Stephanie Bond
Coop smiled. “Thanks, Sarah. I figured we’d have an
audience.”
“That you do.” She handed him a folder. “Gentry Dunbar,
third floor, room eighteen. The spectators are lined up in
the hallway.”
“Any family?”
“A sister, Ilse Dunbar—she has a room here, too.”
“Thanks.”
Wesley fol owed Coop down a long hall of gleaming green
linoleum tile and white walls, past a dining room ful of old
people, some in their pajamas, some dressed up for
breakfast as if they were going to church. The scent of
scorched coffee and prunes nauseated him further. They
passed a few residents in the hall, shuffling toward their
destinations, bent from bone disease and sheer weariness,
he assumed. God, he hoped he never grew old.
He frowned. Of course, that meant dying young…
Coop walked past the elevator, pushed open the door
leading to the stairwel and began the climb to the third
floor.
“That nurse digs you,” Wesley said.
“You think?” Coop asked, looking amused.
“She called you doctor.”
“Yeah,” Coop said. “Sarah’s a good girl. It takes special
people to work with old folks and kids. But I don’t mix
business and pleasure, if you know what I mean.”
All Wesley knew was that if he had a busty girl throwing
herself at him, he’d go for it, screw business.
When they reached the third floor, Coop opened the door
onto a hall where the green linoleum floor was dul and
gray, the scarred walls a grubby off-white. Dozens of old
people lined the hallway, some sitting in chairs that they
had pul ed out of their rooms, some leaning against the
wal s, some sitting in wheelchairs.
“Here’s the body man,” a woman announced loudly,
probably in deference to those who were hard of hearing
or had dozed off. Everyone perked up, calling greetings to
Coop and making sorrowful noises about “poor Mr.
Dunbar.”
“He’s in there,” several people said, pointing to the only
door on the floor that was closed.
“Thank you kindly,” Coop said, stopping to pat arms and
shake hands.
“Ilse is in there with him,” a woman said sadly. “Poor thing
has been sittin’ by his bed, holding his cold, dead hand all
mornin’.”
Wesley suppressed a shudder as he waded through the
spectators and fol owed Coop to the door. Coop knocked,
then waited a few seconds before going in.
Wesley steeled himself for the sight of a cold corpse, then
blinked at the empty bed. His gaze went to the man
reclined in a ratty yel ow La-Z-Boy chair, ful y dressed in
suit, tie and hat, as if he were going on a trip, his hands
crossed over his lap, his eyes permanently closed. If the
man in the recliner was ninety, the woman sitting next to
him, her veined hand over his, had to be one hundred.
She looked up and smiled sadly at Coop. “How are you,
Doc?”
“Fine, Miss Dunbar,” Coop said, walking closer. “I see that
Gentry here is in a better place.”
She nodded, her eyes tearing up. “He told me he was
going to die soon, but I didn’t believe him. This is his
burying suit, so he must have known before he went to
sleep last night that he wouldn’t make it ’til morning.”
Wesley hung back, feeling weird and tingly. The dead guy
didn’t look real, more like a wax figure. Uneasily, Wesley
looked to the ceiling and the corners of the room—he’d
read something once about the spirit lingering for a while
after leaving the body. Was the old man hanging around,
watching them from the light fixture? He began to shake.
“You all right, Wesley?” Coop asked.
Wesley nodded curtly, put his hand over his mouth and
inhaled deeply. He had to stop thinking about the dead
guy. He was freaking himself out.
“God, how he loved that old chair,” the old woman said,
smiling, giving the ancient yel ow tweed chair a thump that
dislodged dust motes into the air. “I can’t believe he’s
gone. I used to take care of him when he was a little tyke.
Our parents died when he was young, so we’ve always
been close. Neither of us married, and the rest of the
family has died off.” She gave them a watery smile. “We
always looked out for each other. Now it’s just me.”
Coop touched her rounded shoulder. “You’re in a nice
place, Miss Dunbar. There are a lot of people here who
care about you.”
Wesley listened as Coop comforted the old woman, but he
realized with the impact of hitting pavement that he could
be looking at a future picture of himself and Carlotta—
growing old alone, winding up in the same nursing home,
for Christ’s sake. Until this moment, he’d never considered
the possibility that their parents wouldn’t come back. The
thought made him feel sick…and even more appreciative
of Carlotta. Although, if he continued to get in trouble,
how much longer would his sister stick by him? All the
more reason to fix things, the sooner, the better.
“Has Mr. Gentry seen a physician recently?” Coop asked
the woman.
“This morning, when Dr. Tessler came and pronounced
him dead.”
“Before that.”
“About six weeks ago.”
“If the person hasn’t seen a physician within thirty days, an
autopsy is automatic.”
Her mouth twitched. “Can we stil have an open-casket
viewing?”
“Of course—the medical examiner wil be respectful, I
promise.”
She nodded.
“Have you selected a funeral home, Miss Dunbar?”
The woman smiled. “Everyone here speaks highly of your
family funeral home, Dr. Craft. I thought we’d have
Gentry’s service there.”
Coop smiled. “Thank you. My uncle wil take good care of
him. We’re going to give you time to say goodbye. We’ll be
back in a few minutes.”
She nodded, smiling. “Okay.”
They left the room and closed the door behind them.
Wesley gulped non-dead air as their audience leaned in for
details.
“Is he sure enough dead, Doc?” one of the old men asked.
“Sure enough,” Coop said. “But it looks as if he was ready
to go.”
Agreement chorused through the hallway, and a few
amens.
They threaded back through the crowd to the stairs.
“This is going to be harder than I thought,” Coop
murmured.
Wesley frowned. “What do you mean? The guy even
dressed up in the suit he wants to be laid out in. I wouldn’t
think it could get any easier than that.”
“Ever tried to move a body in ful rigor mortis?”
Wesley swallowed. “No.”
“Let’s just say that nothing bends.”
“But the guy is sitting up.”
“Exactly.”
Wesley grimaced, feeling like he could lose his eggs on the
spot.
They passed Sarah, who angled a sly smile at Coop, and
then they walked outside to the hearse. The fresh air
revived Wesley a bit as Coop unlocked the rear door and
pul ed out the gurney.
Staring at the flat surface, Wesley asked, “So how are we
going to get a guy frozen in a seated position to lie flat on
the gurney?”
Coop sighed. “Good question. It wouldn’t be so bad if we
didn’t have an audience, but a sheet’s not going to hide
anything.” He scratched his head, then worked his mouth
from side to side. “In the back seat, there’s a hand truck.
Get it.”
Wesley did as he was told, and soon they were back in
Gentry Dunbar’s room. His sister, sensing the end, was
crying softly. Wesley’s heart went out to her and he
wondered if the old man in the chair had put his older
sister through as much hel as he had put Carlotta through.
Coop helped the woman to her feet and led her toward
the door. “We need to move Gentry now, Miss Dunbar,
but I was wondering—since he loved this chair so much,
how about if we give him one last ride in it?”
Her eyes rounded. “You mean take him out in the
recliner?”
“Yeah,” Coop said, as if it were perfectly normal. “We’l
make sure you get the chair back, of course.”
The old woman smiled wide. “He’d like that. And just give
the recliner to Goodwil .”
“Fine,” Coop said. “We’l be right out.” When she left,
Coop handed Wesley a pair of rubber gloves and donned a
pair himself. Then he turned to assess Gentry.
“He’s starting to smell,” Wesley said, covering his nose
with his sleeve.
“The cells begin to break down the second the heart stops
beating,” Coop offered calmly. He bent over and pried
open the man’s mouth with two gloved fingers.
Wesley winced but couldn’t look away.
Coop made a noise in his throat. “Just as I suspected.”
“What’s wrong?” Wesley asked.
“The reason that Gentry here had prior knowledge of his
death is because the old boy did himself in.”
Wesley’s eyes bugged. “Suicide?”
“Yeah.”
“How do you know?”
“Look—his tongue is dry and flushed, probably an
overdose of antidepressants.” He closed the man’s mouth,
then walked over to a side table, opened a drawer and
pul ed out several prescription bottles. “Doxepin and
trazodone—probably took a little of each, just enough to
do the job.”
Wesley bit his lip. “His sister wil be crushed.”
“She won’t hear it from me,” Coop said lightly.
“But won’t it be on the death certificate?”
“Only if the medical examiner notices.”
“You’re saying he won’t?”
“He, she, whoever is doing the autopsy. Gentry’s an old
man who died in a nursing home and probably was being
medicated for a number of ailments. His autopsy isn’t
going to be a high priority in an office where hundreds of
autopsies are performed every day.”
“But you spotted it right away,” Wesley said.
Coop was silent for a few seconds, then said, “I’ve been
doing this for a while.” He covered the man with the sheet,
tucking it in around the sides of the chair. “Okay, when I
tilt the chair, slide the hand truck underneath.”
Wesley did and between the two of them, they managed
to balance the chair on the hand truck. When they
wheeled it out into the hal , there were guffaws of
laughter, applause and an impromptu rendition of “I’l be
Seeing You.” Wesley couldn’t help but smile as they
wheeled the old man out to the hearse.
Getting the recliner into the back of the hearse was
another matter, but they managed. In the process,
Wesley’s hand slid under the sheet and he accidentally
touched the man’s stiff fingers. He flinched, then realized
the skin felt more like a cold bar of soap than anything
sinister. A few minutes later when he swung into the front
seat and banged the door closed, he was feeling pretty
good about himself. “That wasn’t so bad,” he said to Coop.
Coop gave him a lopsided smile. “Don’t get too cocky on
me.”
“Do you get a lot of funeral home business this way?”
“Yeah,” Coop admitted. “There’s decent money in
contracting body retrieval with the morgue, but to be
honest, it also helps my uncle’s business. People get to
know us. If they haven’t already selected a funeral home,
nine times out of ten, they’l go with us.”
A shrewd businessman, Wesley decided, and wondered
how much Coop was worth. Death was probably a pretty
lucrative business, since it never let up.
“So when do I get paid?”
Coop’s eyebrows rose and he laughed. “Jumping the gun a
little, aren’t you? We haven’t even official y delivered the
body to the morgue.”
Wesley gave an embarrassed little laugh. “I have a fine to
pay off, man.” Not entirely the reason he needed the cash
so soon, but it would do.
Coop nodded. “I hear you. I’l pay you every Friday,
twenty-five bucks for every body you help me move.”
Wesley nodded. “Sounds fair.” His internal calculator
kicked in. Even if they moved only four bodies a day, that
was a hundred bucks, seven hundred per week, and with
the crime rate and traffic fatalities in Atlanta, he was
probably being conservative. Business would probably be
even better on weekends and holidays.
Wesley’s pulse began to drum with excitement. For the
first time in his life, he was earning real money.
“You have to get that fine taken care of so you can clear
your record and move on,” Coop said.
“Right,” Wesley said, half listening. With the kind of money
Coop would pay him, he could eventually afford to buy
into a high-stakes poker game. One big win would put him
in the clear with everyone, and help him build a local
reputation at the tables.
His promise to Carlotta that he would stop gambling rang
in his head. Something akin to guilt stabbed him, but he
shrugged it off as the familiar excitement of an impending
card game began to build. He hated to go back on his
word, but all he needed was one big win.
Just one.
12
“Wel , at least Wesley’s working,” Hannah said.
Carlotta sighed into her cel phone. “But he’s moving dead
people.”
“Somebody’s gotta do it. I mean, when you think about it,
it’s real y kind of cool.”