THIRTY
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ecause the plan hinged on the presence of Vanessa and her family, I naturally hoped that when I called to issue the invitation, she'd say that she, together with her father and her children, had a previous commitment. What she actually said was that they'd be delighted to come, but would I mind including Elizabeth? Not at all, I said. I'd intended to ask her, anyway. Coached by Gabrielle, I absolutely refused Vanessa's offer to contribute food. Because Gabrielle had some loopy notion that we'd be re-enacting the events that had preceded Fiona's death, she insisted on inviting Leah, who begged off once she heard that Hatch would be present. I didn't press her. Seven o'clock found eight of us gathered in the dining room. That business about a little Sunday supper had made me worry that Gabrielle would insist on hot dogs and beans with canned brown bread, but she'd decided that the perfect food to set a tone of relaxed informality was spaghetti, a big platter of which I was now dishing out. Because of Elizabeth's celiac disease, there were already rice noodles on her plate, and we'd bought gluten-free bread for her to have instead of the French bread that sat on a wooden cutting board. We'd made the sauce ourselves, so I knew that it was safe for her, and I'd checked its ingredients and those in the salad dressing with her to make sure that they were OK. At Steve's insistence, we were also serving sausages, hot for him, and a choice of hot or sweet for the rest of us, and since he considered supposedly hot sausages to be bland, he'd put a bottle of hot sauce on the table and offered to share it with anyone who was interested. No one but Hatch had taken him up on the offer.
Steve was at one end of the table, with Elizabeth on his right and Hatch on his left. At the opposite end, I had Avery on my left and Tom on my right. Vanessa sat between Avery and Elizabeth, Gabrielle between Hatch and Tom. Gabrielle, with a little input from Steve, had worried over the seating arrangement. Reasonably enough, Steve had asked us to avoid the topic of his hiring Avery, so Gabrielle had buffered him from both Avery and Vanessa. Since Gabrielle wisely trusted herself to draw Tom out on the details of fatal illnesses and death, she'd placed herself next to him. Steve, I should mention, was not in on Gabrielle's true intentions; she'd respected my request to say nothing to him about her suspicions. Consequently, he'd expressed puzzlement about why we were having these people to dinner, but he'd accepted my statement, which was true enough, that the whole thing was Gabrielle's idea.
âSpaghetti?' I asked Tom.
âWith a minimum of sauce,' he said, âif you can manage it.'
âOf course. There's butter for the bread. You could have that if you want. Is cheese OK? Vanessa, could you pass the cheese to your father?'
âSausage?' Steve offered. âHot or sweet.'
âNone for me, thank you,' said Tom. âI'm forced to follow a restrictive diet, I'm afraid. Not as limiting as Elizabeth's, of course. Wasn't it thoughtful of you to get rice noodles for her!'
âVery,' said Elizabeth. âHolly, thank you.'
By then, I was beginning to feel more than a little irritated at Gabrielle and irked at myself for having given in to her. Marooned as I was between the depressed, dull Avery and her tedious grandfather, I was in no position to learn anything about fatalities, unless, of course, I found myself dying of boredom. What did Gabrielle expect me to do? Suddenly blurt out the questions she wanted answered?
So, Tom, what did your wife die of?
Even the ordinary obligation to make conversation with those on either side of me at the table felt challenging. I could hardly ask Avery whether she'd seen Quinn Youngman after their dinner at Legal, could I? Tom would've been all too happy to blather on about infirmities, but I couldn't even think of an excuse to ask him about one. Desperate, I thanked Avery for helping with the refreshments at the armory.
âEveryone pitched in,' she said.
âBut your mother always says that you're the real cook in the family.'
âKind of.'
Reluctantly, because of the association with the dinner preceding Fiona's death, I said, âMy father just loved your cherry crisp. That was yours, wasn't it, Avery?'
âYeah.'
âDo you share your recipe?'
âYeah.'
In spite of my supposed expertise in using positive reinforcement to shape behavior, I wanted to grab her and give her a hard shake. If she didn't want to make conversation, why had she come to dinner at all? Briefly turning my attention to the rest of the table, I noticed that Steve, Elizabeth, Vanessa, and Hatch were engaged in a lively discussion of the Red Sox while Gabrielle and Tom were speaking to each other in low tones. It seemed to me that I could make myself useful only by leaving Gabrielle free to continue her effort to pump Tom. Consequently, I plodded on.
âWell, we'd love the recipe,' I said.
âSure.' Then, to my surprise, she added, âMen like it.'
âIt's a favorite of Hatch's, isn't it?'
âYeah. And Isaac. He just loved it. I don't know what it is about it, but men really like it.' The wistful note in her voice suggested that the whole matter of pleasing men was a mystery to her.
âI didn't know that you cooked for Isaac.'
âWell, yeah, we used to take him stuff. Sometimes I make too much, more than we can eat, and he must've gotten hungry for stuff that Elizabeth can't have. There's flour in it.'
âIn the cherry crisp.'
âYeah.'
âIt's a good thing that Elizabeth didn't eat it by mistake.'
âShe knew. I always put labels on their stuff, like we did yesterday. And she's careful. She doesn't take chances. But if she did, if she made a mistake, she'd just get sick. Nothing really bad would happen.'
After that, the conversation became general. Steve repeated my thanks for everyone's efforts on the previous day. Elizabeth said how happy Isaac would have been. We served seconds, and Gabrielle reminded all of us to save room for dessert, which would be ice cream with a variety of toppings.
When dessert time came, I finally got to liberate myself from Avery. Although the idea was that each of us would carry our plates and silverware to the kitchen, where we'd then make our own sundaes, Avery insisted on doing more than her share by carrying the serving dishes, too. Prepped by Gabrielle, I tried to see whether anyone was even looking at the little prescription bottle of thyroid medication that she'd left on the counter next to the sink, but with eight of us in and out of the kitchen, I simply couldn't tell, and I lost track of who was and wasn't alone there. The one little incident that caught my attention occurred when Avery offered to make Hatch's sundae for him. She said, âI always know what Hatch likes, don't I?' On this occasion at least, what she served her brother was an innocent hot fudge on vanilla with whipped cream and walnuts, but when we returned to the table, she got there before Gabrielle, took a seat next to Hatch, and all but snuggled up to him.
Having been an investigative failure, or so I thought, the evening ended early. As I learned after our guests had left, Gabrielle had, however, managed to extract quite a lot of information from Tom. Because we'd agreed not to discuss her speculations in front of Steve, she waited until he was in the yard with the dogs before she passed along what she'd learned. As we cleaned up the kitchen, she said, âWell, Tom and I had a little talk about widowhood. I told him that I was a widow when I met Buck, as I was, of course, and I asked him whether he'd been widowed for long. And he has. His wife died fifteen years ago.'
âOf what?'
âCancer.'
âWell, you can't suspect anyone of causing that.'
âBut Vanessa's husband is another matter. Jim, his name was. He died of a heart attack while she was alone in the house with him. It was a Sunday night. Hatch and Avery had been there for the weekend, and Hatch had left for Boston, and Avery had gone back to Bennington, and Tom was in his own little apartment in the house. By the time the ambulance got there, the husband was dead.'
âGabrielle, I admit that there's a pattern of people dying or, in your case, feeling ill after they've eaten food that Vanessa or someone else in her family could've tampered with. But most of us eat three times a day, and we fairly often eat when there are other people around . . .' I paused. âNot that I'm exactly eager to accept if Vanessa invites me to dinner.'
âWe did leave some of the food unwatched tonight. The toppings for the ice cream. The strawberries, the chocolate sauce. Do you feel all right?'
âYes, of course.'
âSo do I.' A few seconds later, she said, âTom won't take pills, you know. Or capsules.'
âWhat does he do if needs a prescription?'
âHe gets children's versions, or he uses a special pharmacy. He has things compounded. That's what it's called.'
âAnyone can buy over-the-counter liquid medication. And Steve dispenses liquid medication all the time. I don't like to use it, even for cats, because if an animal spits out some of it, I can't tell how much, so I don't know how much more to give. Besides, I have a knack for getting animals to like swallowing pills. And if I had trouble, I could always ask Steve to do it. But the point is that anyone can buy children's liquid medicine. Anyone! Gabrielle, look. There's no proof. There's no proof of anything at all.'
THIRTY-ONE
A
s I'd never have admitted to Gabrielle, her departure on Monday morning came as something of a relief. Because she and Molly were house guests as well as family members, we'd been making accommodations. I'd felt obliged to serve lunch instead of wolfing down my writer's substitute â a sandwich eaten while standing at the sink â and I'd had almost no time to write. Although our dogs did well with Molly, adding a sixth dog had inevitably meant short-changing the other five. Also, Steve and I had both felt guilty about concealing his forthcoming trip to Rangeley from Gabrielle, and we'd become increasingly apprehensive about accidentally letting his plans slip out. He was leaving on Friday, and with Gabrielle around, he'd been unable to assemble his fishing gear. Furthermore, he and I had both been worried that one of his buddies might carelessly leave a message on our machine that Gabrielle would overhear. To confess the full truth, I was looking forward to having the house to myself while Steve, India, and Lady were at Grant's Camps, by which I mean, of course, having the house all to my true self: the unity that consists of the malamutes and me, since it's impossible to determine where I end and they begin. It seemed to me that once Rowdy, Kimi, Sammy, and I were alone, I'd be able to ignore Gabrielle's ideas about the deaths that she'd insisted were unexplained. Unless my father received another nasty photo or message, I'd forget that episode, too.
Not that I intended to cultivate amnesia! I'd once taken a bad fall that had resulted in a brief experience of the real thing, and when it comes to amnesia, once is a lifetime's worth. But in the absence of evidence, there was nothing to be done except to take basic precautions. I'd made sure that Gabrielle's cell phone was charged, and she'd promised to call me every hour until she got home. I'd avoid consuming food prepared by any member of Vanessa's family, especially if I intended to drive. But I'd never been targeted, except by Eldon Flood, and Gabrielle was now far away. Maybe she hadn't actually been targeted, anyway, I told myself. For all I knew, she'd been suffering from the effects of overeating or exhaustion. It was almost impossible to believe that anyone would wish her harm. On the contrary, everyone loved her.
My mood of self-confident denial lasted throughout Monday. As promised, Gabrielle called every hour, and she arrived home safely. I made ambitious to-do lists of tasks to accomplish in the next few weeks: I'd write articles, update my blog, screen applications for rescue dogs, finish painting the north side of the house, and hire someone to repair or replace the gutters and downspouts. Leah's exams would begin on Thursday, and I wanted to give her some kind of special treat to compensate her for all the effort she was putting in. Although Rita was beginning to recover from Quinn Youngman, she deserved more sympathy and distraction than I'd been offering her. We'd spend time together, I vowed. We'd go out to dinner. I'd rake, brush, and blow every last bit of loose coat off the malamutes, and when I was done, I'd vacuum the entire house and every inch of the interior of my car.
Then, on Tuesday morning, I got a call from some people named Snell who wanted to surrender their eight-month-old dog, Buster, to rescue because he was destroying their house. As usual, I asked where Buster had come from. Pet-shop puppies come from mass-breeding operations in the Midwest. The commercial producers in Missouri, Oklahoma, the Dakotas, and elsewhere take no responsibility for their dogs, and neither do the brokers who act as middlemen in transferring puppies from puppy mills to pet shops. Of equally little help are the scumbags who mass-produce puppies and sell them on the Internet. Also useless are what are known as âbackyard breeders', local ignoramuses who do no genetic screening of the dogs they breed, who are unequipped to educate buyers about the breed, and who sell puppies to anyone willing to pay the asking price. But every once in a while, a call is about a dog from a breeder who will immediately take full responsibility. So, the question is always worth asking.
In this case, Buster turned out to have been bred by Pippy Neff, who, according to the Snells, had refused to take him back. Experienced rescue person that I was, I knew better than to take the Snells' word. The owner who says that the breeder won't take the dog back sometimes means: âI called the breeder, got voice mail, and didn't leave a message', or âThe breeder won't take the dog back until tomorrow'. Consequently, my first step after hanging up was to call Pippy.