Bulldog (Dev Haskell - Private Investigator Book 9) (15 page)

“What do you want?” I said through the closed door. I was standing off to the side and still crouched just in case he started shooting.

“Haskell? Jesus Christ, open the damn door and let me in, I’m getting eaten alive out here.”

“What do you want?”

“Will you, come on for Christ sake, ouch, damn it. God these things are going crazy, come on man, open up.”

I opened the door, stepped back and trained the .38 on Freddy nose. “Get in here and close the door behind you.”

“God, it’s about damn time, I was, oh what the hell, put that damn thing away,” he said and closed the door behind him. I could suddenly hear the high pitch of mosquito’s as they swarmed in with him.

“Where’s the damn light switch,” he said and started moving one of his paws up and down along the wall. He found the switch and turned on the light. His face was partially hidden by the splint on his nose. He was dressed in the jeans and T-shirt I’d seen hanging in his hospital room. Both pieces of clothing were caked with blood and the legs of his jeans had been torn off where the knees had ripped making a rather odd pair of shorts. One leg on the shorts extended about three inches longer than the other.

“You got something to eat, man. I’ve been walking and haven’t had a thing all day.”

“What the hell are you doing, Freddy? Why in God’s name did you leave the hospital?” I said then flipped on the light in the kitchen. “Come on, we’ll see what I’ve got to eat.”

Freddy settled onto one of the kitchen stools and I heard the thing creak as his weight oozed across the seat. “How ‘bout a beer for starters?” I said opening the refrigerator.

“Now you’re talking,” he replied.

I took two beers out of the fridge, a pizza delivery box and then a white Styrofoam container that I think Heidi had left about a week ago. I opened the beers and slid one across the plywood topped counter to Freddy. He had already dug into the pizza box and was in the process of inhaling a very large piece. I opened the Styrofoam container, took one look and tossed the thing into the trash. I turned on the oven, took two frozen pizzas out of the freezer and began to unwrap them. “Soon as that oven heats up, I’ll toss these in.”

Freddy nodded and attacked another piece out of the delivery box.

“So, you checked yourself out of Regions.”

“Had to, man,” he said then stuffed the better part of an entire piece in his mouth and chewed.

“At three in the morning?”

“How’d you know that,” he said then wiped his hands back and forth across his disgustingly filthy T-Shirt.

“I went down there to check on you, one of the nurses told me.”

“The blonde with that little tattoo?”

“She was blonde, but I didn’t notice any tattoo.”

“Little heart thing on her wrist. Not much of one, I mean why even bother if that’s all you’re getting?”

“You checked yourself out,” I said getting back on track.

“Yeah, I’m lying there, asleep in my room and suddenly someone’s shaking my shoulder. I’m thinking it’s one of those nurses, you know how they wake you up and check your blood pressure and shit? Sometimes I think they were just doing it to mess me up.”

I nodded like it would be perfectly logical for a nurse to come around in the middle of the night to mess a patient up.

“So, I’m opening my eyes, coming awake and all of a sudden this hand goes over my mouth, it kinda tasted like barbeque sauce, course it’s that butthead, Dallas.”

“Dallas?”

“He’s one of the bouncers at Nasty’s. He’s the same jerk that sucker punched me in the parking lot, then once I was down the rest of those twats came out of nowhere and it was open season on your boy.”

“He was in your hospital room?”

“Yeah, way past visiting hours by the way, I mean it was after midnight. Anyway, the jerk puts his grimy hand over my mouth then said he’s got a little something for me and tosses my car keys on the table. Kind of laughs then tells me thanks for the ride.”

“He says that, ‘thanks for the ride’?”

“That ain’t all,” Freddy said, then grabbed the last slice of pizza out of the delivery box. “He says, you know what’s good for you, you won’t be talking to the cops. We hear anything and you’re dead.”

“That doesn’t sound too promising.”

“You’re telling me,” he said then rolled the pizza slice up and stuffed the entire thing into his mouth.

“What are you going to do?”

He pointed to his mouth, his cheeks looked like a chipmunk storing nuts, bulging while he attempted to chew. Finally he said, “Hey, those dudes fucked with black beauty, that ain’t on, man. It was my statement, who I was.”

“Your brand,” I added.

“Exactly, man, I just can’t have it. Hey, you gonna put those other two pizzas in?”

Chapter Thirty-Four

Freddy slept in the
same chair Louie had crashed in the other night. He said he didn’t feel safe going back to his apartment and I sure didn’t feel like driving him anywhere, so he spent the night.

I shook him awake before the work crew arrived and had him take a much needed shower. None of Dermot’s clothes and certainly none of mine were going to fit him so I drove him over to Menard’s, a DIY and construction store that carried everything from paint to lumber and plumbing supplies. They also carried some basic articles of clothing like jeans and shirts. We walked out of there with a pair of jeans, socks, boxers and a half dozen T-shirts for under forty bucks.

“Can’t thank you enough for helping me out, Dev. Kinda like that movie, you know.”

“What movie’s that?”

“The Grandfather.”

“The grand…, you mean the Godfather?”

“Yeah, I think that’s the one.”

“Look, Freddy, you’re going to need some wheels if you plan to get back on your feet. I’ve got access to another car for a couple of days. You could use this one maybe till the end of the week if that would help you out.”

He sort of snickered then said, “That’s righteous, man. No offense, Dev, but whatever your driving here isn’t exactly the sort of statement I want to make.”

“It’s a Saturn Ion, 2003,” I bragged. With Fat Freddy in the front seat the car was pulling decidedly to the right and the engine seemed to groan every time I attempted to accelerate.

“I’m just hoping no one I know sees me in this thing, I’ve got a reputation, you know.”

“Yeah about that, Freddy, your rep. I’m thinking it might not be a bad idea to lay a little low for awhile.”

“We’ll see, I got some things cooking,” Freddy said then gazed out the window signaling the conversation wasn’t going to go much further.

“Well, you better come up with some sort of alternative plan. They fired you from Nasty’s, so you’re gonna need a job. You don’t have a vehicle and you’re afraid to go back to your apartment. What else am I missing?”

“I think there’s a warrant or two out for my arrest?”

“A warrant or two?”

“Just a misunderstanding, well and a bunch of parking tickets.”

“What’s the misunderstanding?”

“Some petty kind of bullshit about me assaulting a guy, it’s nothing.”

“Assaulting a guy?”

“My landlord. I didn’t know it at the time, but that worthless piece of shit turns out to be some sort of shirt-tail relative of someone in the City Attorney’s office. Makes the guy think he can jack me around. I sort of fell behind just a little on my rent.”

“How little?”

“Only a couple of months, I told that asshole I was good for it, but he wouldn’t listen, which really pissed me off. Then, when he pad locked the door to my apartment I’d had it and went downstairs to educate the man.”

“And did you?”

“Yeah, but at the time I didn’t know there were witnesses. Anyway, that’s sort of another reason I can’t go back to my place, the cops are probably looking for me.”

“So, if for some reason you get stopped by the police, they’re most likely going to haul you in.”

“Well, yeah, but I don’t plan on being stopped.”

“There you go then, problem solved.”

Freddy nodded.

I dropped him off back at Casey’s house to watch TV while I went down to the office. I got a text from Casey around noon; ‘All well here, having a great time’.

I replied with; ‘All well up here, stay safe.’ Then held my breath in the event she was on one of her texting benders, thankfully she didn’t reply.

I was back at Casey’s house towards the end of the day. The contractors had all left and Freddy greeted me with a loud belch then said, “Hey, you’re out of beer and pizza, man.” Once he made that statement he returned to watching some sort of reality show.

I went back out the door and purchased those two necessities. I tossed two of the pizzas I’d purchased into the oven and called Freddy twenty minutes later. It was like calling a puppy. “Freddy, dinner, Freddy.”

He waddled into the kitchen a moment later smiling and wearing his new jeans. He’d taken the metal splint off his nose, but there were still traces of adhesive on his cheeks. His nose didn’t look all that great. It was sort of a pasty gray color where it wasn’t still black and blue and had taken on a sort of sagging shape like it was considering just falling off his face.

I had three slices of pizza for dinner, Freddy ate the remaining six slices from that pizza then devoured the entire second pizza all by himself.

“Mmm-mmm, really good man. You got any ice cream?”

“I think there’s some in the freezer, check it out,” I said and nodded toward the refrigerator.

Freddy slid off his stool, pulled the bottom freezer drawer open and studied the contents. “You got a preference, looks like vanilla or some butter pecan shit.”

“I’ll take a pass, none for me,” I said.

“Suit yourself,” he said, then grabbed one of the containers out of the drawer. He took a spoon from the silverware tray and sat back down. He tore the lid off and proceeded to eat directly out of the ice cream container. “Hey, man, think you could give me a lift later tonight?”

“Yeah, I suppose, as long as it’s not too late.”

“I’m thinking around ten, is that too late?”

“We going far?”

“No, maybe five, six minutes away is all. I won’t need a ride back.”

“Yeah, I can do that,” I said.

“Thanks, man, I think I’m gonna relax and catch some tube,” he said then walked into the den with the ice cream.

Freddy called from the den a couple of hours later. “Dev, can you still give me a lift?”

I’d been sitting at the kitchen counter and had just sent an email to Casey telling her everything was okay and to relax and enjoy the Big Easy.

“Yeah, sure, let me just grab my keys,” I said, then logged off and headed out the front door.

Freddy was waiting for me on the porch with a baseball bat.

“What’s with that?” I asked.

“Got a pal on a softball team, he plays for his church, they got some league competition or something this weekend. He wanted to borrow my bat so I told him I’d get it over to him.”

Chapter Thirty-Five

I wasn’t sure why
we had to get Freddy’s softball bat over to his pal this late at night, but on the other hand if it got Freddy out of the house it was worth the effort. The ride over to his pal’s house was more like fifteen minutes and other than the occasional direction Freddy wasn’t talking.

“That’s it up there,” he finally said as I came round the corner. “Just drop me off behind that pickup parked on the street, that’ll be perfect.”

I pulled up behind a large black pickup truck. It sported one of those rebel flag rear window graphic things. Giant chrome-lined mud flaps with the silhouette of a naked woman hung behind the large, dual rear tires. Chrome letters spelled out F-350 4x4 across the rear. A black and white bumper sticker read ‘Protected by Smith and Wesson’.

“God, sweet ride, that baby’s a Diesel V8. It’ll blow anyone away in seconds,” Freddy said

We were in the Midway district of St. Paul and the homes up and down the block looked to have been built in the 1920’s. The pickup was parked in front of one of the less-attractive structures on the street. A story-and-a-half wood frame house with peeling-white clapboard siding, faded green trim, a dilapidated front porch and a sagging roof. There was an old upholstered couch sitting on the porch that looked like it had been through one too many rain storms. A dim light drifted out from the front room and through the window you could see a TV was on.

“Thanks, Dev, not sure when I’ll be back. Appreciate all you’ve done, you’ve been a big help.”

“Not a problem, Freddy, give me a call tomorrow if you need a lift.”

Freddy smiled and climbed out, then closed the door and gave a quick wave as he walked across the small front yard and up the steps. He rang the doorbell then turned and faced me. I waited for a pair of headlights approaching in my side mirror to pass by before I pulled away from the curb. As the car drove past I gave a quick glance back at Freddy.