âWhat?
His father shouted.
He will come again to judge the living and the dead
.
âMa isn't well, said Bill.
âOh.
His father leaned out, looked at Bill's mother.
âRight.
He moved, along the pew, to the centre aisle. Bill thought his father would trip over â there was hardly any room for his feet. But he made it to the aisle. He started to genuflect. He was shaking slightly â Bill thought. But he was fine. He'd straightened up, steadied himself. He was turning away from the altar and the coffin.
Bill made himself do it: he put his hand on his mother's arm. He squeezed gently, pulled gently.
âWhat's wrong? she said.
She looked fine; she was his mother. He thought about calling his father back.
âDa's not feeling well, he said.
He moved, and she came with him. He let go of her sleeve.
âExcuse me, sorry â thanks.
His mother was beside him, in against him. He smiled at people he didn't know. He looked at the ground.
They were out.
His father was there.
âAlright, love?
He moved to meet Bill's mother as she came off the last step.
âI'm fine, she said.âAre
you
alright?
âI'm fine. We're both fine.
âI'll look after you.
âGood girl. I know you will.
They stood beside each other.
âThey won't touch you.
âNo, said Bill's father.âThey won't. Not with you minding me.
The rain was starting, hard drops that blackened the ground around them.
âWill we get in the car? said Bill.
He wanted to get sick. He really did. Thinking â trying not to think â about what he'd just learnt, what he might have learnt. His father as a boy. Bill couldn't remember his grandmother's house, the house his father had grown up in. He couldn't really remember his grandmother either. A bottle of red lemonade and a Club Milk â they were all he could remember clearly, the only things he could see. Sitting at a table, the kitchen. His chin resting on the table; he was very small, very young. His granny was off to the right, on the other side of the table. She wasn't sitting; she was busy. She was talking to other people. Her back, and grey hair. That was all Bill had. His mother was sitting there too. His father was somewhere else. Bill remembered where: he was down the street, visiting a cousin. But he couldn't remember his granny. He knew he'd liked her â he'd loved her. He knew he'd liked going there. He couldn't remember her funeral. He didn't know if he'd been at it.
âAlright, Billy-boy?
His father was looking at him.
âYeah, said Bill.âYeah. We'll get into the car.
âGood idea. Come on, love.
Bill went at their pace, across the car park. He clicked the doors open before they got to the car. He opened his father's door, his mother's.
âGood man.
His mother slid in. His father closed the front passenger door and bent down at his mother's door.
âScoot in there, he told her.
He stood, so he could look at Bill over the car roof. Bill could see the pain in the eyes as his father straightened his back.
âI'll get in beside your mother, he said.âYou'll be alright on your own.
âI'll be grand, said Bill.
He waited till his father was sitting inside â he didn't want to hear the groans â then he got in behind the wheel and wiped the rain from his face.
He looked in the rear-view mirror.
âWhat now? he said.
âWhat's that?
âWhere to?
They both looked small and lost back there.
âHome, I think, said his father.âWhat d'you say, love?
She nodded.
âIt's a bit wet for the graveyard, she said.
There were bubbles and cracks in her voice, as if some of the rain had got into it.
âRight, said Bill.âI'll get started, so we can have some heat.
âGood man.
Bill trusted his hands, his arms, his control of the wheel. The wipers cleared the rain off the windscreen. His stomach was grand; he felt safer in the car. The noise of the engine, the wipers and the heater filled the hole.
Wexford. He reminded himself â he had to; that was where they were. His mother had growled in the church. She'd told him his father had been abused by a priest â he thought she had.
He looked in the rear-view again.
âDo you have your belts on?
They were sitting apart now, a window each.
âI do.
âI forgot, hang on.
His father muttered.
âBloody thing.
Then he looked at Bill's eyes in the mirror.
âAll set here now.
âFine, said Bill.âHere we go.
It was easy-going, good roads, the new motorway. The rain didn't matter. He turned down the heat. He said nothing for a while; they said nothing. He turned on the radio, changed his mind, turned it off. They didn't object. He looked in the mirror
âI'm sorry.
It was his mother. She'd seen his eyes.
âWhy? said Bill â and his father.
âI spoilt your day.
âYou didn't.
âNot at all.
âI think I probably did.
âNo.
âIt all came back, she said.
Bill watched his father nod â once, twice. His father's hand was there now, resting on his mother's shoulder.
âA terrible time, said his mother, to Bill; she was looking at the mirror. There was a truck far ahead, nothing else. Nothing behind him.
âIt was, said his father.
âBut I rescued you, she said.
âThat's right.
âHe was in the Artane Boys' Home, his mother told the mirror.
Something had happened. Suddenly â as fast as it took him to check that the road ahead was still clear â Bill knew he didn't have to believe this. He didn't have to change his past.
âWe broke down the wall, she said.âWe blew it up.
âThat's right.
âThey were making him play the tin whistle, she said.âFor that band they had. The boys' band.
âIt was torture, said his father.
Bill looked at the father. He was looking at Bill's mother.
âBut we shot them all, she said.
âThat's right.
âI shot most of them.
âI'll never forget it. The bullets were hopping.
Bill looked at her, at him. They were crying, both of them. Moved to tears by memories of things that could never have happened.
Jesus Christ
, he thought,
they've slipped into it together
.
âThe way you burst in, said his father.âYou should have seen her, Billy.
âThey had big leather straps, she said.âThe priests.
âThey were Brothers, said his father.
âThey were making you play the tin whistle.
âAbsolute torture.
âIt's a horrible instrument.
âEven in the right hands, said Bill's father.âBut you came and saved me.
âYour poor lips were chapped.
The stories were going to get better. For a while. Bill watched his father wipe his eyes with a white handkerchief. Then, he supposed â Bill supposed â the funerals were going to stop. They wouldn't know who'd died. Or he'd be bringing them to the funerals of men and women who'd never existed. He hadn't noticed it starting. The decline, the slide. There must have been signs â things his mother had said, or his father. Bill had missed them, or ignored them.
It was quiet. He looked in the rear-view. They were both awake.
âWill I stop at the chipper? he asked.
âOh, do, said his mother.
âThat's where we went after your mother rescued me, said his father.âD'you remember that, love?
The roundabout was ahead. The end of the motorway, the beginning of Dublin.
âThat's right, said his mother.âThey watered the horses for us as well.
âI'd forgotten about that, said Bill's father.âYou're right.
Bill looked in the rear-view. His father was staring back at Bill, waiting. He winked.
Blood
H
e grew up in Dracula's city. He'd walked past Bram Stoker's house every day on his way to school. But it had meant nothing to him. He'd never felt a thing, not the hand of a ghost or a shiver, not a lick on his neck, as he passed. In fact, he was nearly eighteen, in his last year at school, before he'd even noticed the plaque beside the door. He'd never read the book, and probably never would. He'd fallen asleep during Coppola's
Dracula
. One minute his wife was screaming, grabbing his knee; the next, she was grabbing the same knee, trying to wake him up. The cinema lights were on and she was furious.
âHow can you do that?
âWhat?
âSleep during a film like that.
âI always fall asleep when the film's shite.
âWe're supposed to be out on a date.
âThat's a different point, he said.âFor that, I apologise. How did it end, anyway?
âOh, fuck off, she said, affectionately â that was possible in Dublin.
So the whole thing, the whole Dracula business, meant absolutely nothing to him.
Nevertheless, he wanted to drink blood.
Badly.
The
badly
was recent, and dreadful. The itch, the urge, the leaking tongue â it was absolutely dreadful.
He wasn't sure when it had started. He was, though â he knew when he'd become aware.
âHow d'you want your steak?
âRaw.
His wife had laughed. But he'd been telling her the truth. He wanted the slab of meat she was holding over the pan, raw and
now
â fuck the pan, it wasn't needed. He could feel muscles holding him back, and other muscles fighting for him â neck muscles, jaw muscles.
Then he woke.
But he was awake already, still standing in the kitchen, looking at the steak, and looking forward to it.
âRare, so, he said.
She smiled at him.
âYou're such a messer, she said.
He hid behind that, the fact that he acted the eejit, that it was
him
, as he bent down to the charred meat on the plate a few minutes later, and licked it. The kids copied him and they all ended up with brown gravy on their noses. He made himself forget about his aching jaws and the need to bite and growl. They all watched a DVD after dinner, and everything was grand.
And it was; it was fine. Life was normal. For a while. For quite a while. Weeks â he thought. He opened the fridge one day. There were two fillet steaks on a plate, waiting. It must have been weeks later because she â her name was Vera â she wouldn't have bought steak all that frequently. And it wasn't the case that Vera did all the shopping, or even most of it; she just went past the butcher's more often than he did. She bought the food; he bought the wine. She bought the soap and toilet paper â and he bought the wine.
You're such a messer
.
He grabbed one of the steaks and took it over to the sink. He looked behind him, to make sure he was alone, and then devoured it as he leaned over the sink. But he didn't
devour
it. He licked it first, like an ice pop; it was cold. He heard the drops of blood hit the aluminium beneath him, and he felt the blood running down his chin, as if it â the blood â was coming from him. And he started to suck it, quickly, to drink it. It should have been warm. He knew that, and it disgusted him, the fact that he was already planting his disappointment, setting himself up to do it again â
this
â feeding a need, an addiction he suddenly had and accepted. He growled â he fuckin' growled. He looked behind him â but he didn't care.
You're such a messer
. He chewed till it stopped being meat and spat the pulp into the bin. He rubbed his chin; he washed his hands. He looked at his shirt. It was clean. He ran the hot tap and watched the black drops turn red, pink, then nothing. He took the remaining fillet from the fridge and slid it off the plate, into the bin. He tied the plastic liner and brought it out to the wheelie bin.
âWhere's the dinner? Vera wanted to know, later.
âWhat?
âI bought fillet steaks for us. There.
She stood in front of the fridge's open door.
âThey were off, he said.
âThey were not.
âThey were, he said.âThey were minging. I threw them out.
âThey were perfect, she said.âAre they in here? She was at the bin.
âThe wheelie, he said.
He hadn't expected this; he hadn't thought ahead.
âI'm bringing them back, she said, as she moved to the back door.âThe fucker.
She was talking about the butcher.
âDon't, he said.
He didn't stand up, he didn't charge to block her. He stayed sitting at the table. He could feel his heart â his own meat â hopping, thumping.
âHe's always been grand, he said.âIf we complain, it'll â I don't know â change the relationship. The customer â client thing.
He enjoyed listening to himself. He was winning.
âWe can have the mince, he said.
âIt was for the kids, she said.âBurgers.
âI like burgers, he said.âYou like burgers.
The back door was open. It was a hot day, after a week of hot days. He knew: she didn't want to open the wheelie and shove her face into a gang of flies.
They had small burgers. The kids didn't complain.