Bypass Gemini (3 page)

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How much did they pay you, anyway?”

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They let me keep my thumbs.”

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Good price. So you were in debt?”

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Up to my eyeballs.”

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I trust they wiped it ALL out.”

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Yeah, but that didn’t get the legitimate bill collectors off my back.”

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Oh, yes. Well. That’s the way it goes, isn’t it? The only difference between organized crime and organized business is with crime, there aren’t any pretenses. You should have... What the hell is that?”

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That? That’s rush hour.”

There had been the belief that, once science had fulfilled the long held promise of flying cars, traffic jams would be a thing of the past. Those who held this belief clearly had never spoken to an air traffic controller. Airplanes could fly, after all, and while they didn’t have to deal with stop-and-go traffic, they did have to cope with holding patterns and painfully bureaucratic procedures and routes. The current state of things split the difference. Highways had been replaced with skyways, carefully delineated corridors in the sky, traced out by hovering pylons and laser fences. They were a few cars wide and a few cars tall. And when they got clogged? It wasn’t just a traffic jam. It was six traffic jams stacked one on top of the other.

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How long until we get to the starport?” he asked flatly.

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Assuming it breaks up when it usually does? About three hours.”

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The elevator to my flight is at 3:05...”

Lex glanced at the clock in the dash. 2:48.

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Well, that’s the way it goes, isn’t it?” Lex quipped.

Patel growled and checked a watch that could probably finance a college education.

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When is the next flight that will get me to Operlo?” he rumbled.

After a few taps at the console in the dash, a list of ships heading to the tiny system on the fringe of the populated portion of the galaxy scrolled across the display.

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6:45,” Lex said.

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That’s tolerable. As long as it gets me there by Monday,” Patel said.

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Sorry. That’s a class 2 transport. It’s half the speed of the 3:05... yep. It looks like the earliest you’ll be getting there is Wednesday morning, if you take the 11:50.”

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No... No, that’s not acceptable. I NEED to be back by Monday. I have an exceedingly important business meeting that must be face to face. This deal falls through if I don’t shake hands with these weasels. They’ll give bandwidth rights to the miscreant on the other end!”

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Well, I’m sorry to hear that, sir,
whatever
it means. I’m afraid you should have planned for traffic, chartered a direct flight, or at least sprung for a temporary express to the starport.”

That was one of the nice parts about the skyways. Since they were only marked by pylons, for a fee the skyway service would toss a few dozen extra into the sky to map out a direct road from where you are to where you want to be. Even now he could see a swarm of them tracing off a web of personal roads for big shots looking to avoid the rush.

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Too late for any of that now. We won’t even get to the next designated off ramp by the time your flight leaves.”

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This is a problem...”

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My heart goes out for you, Mr. Patel, but there’s nothing we can do now, so just relax and enjoy a complimentary beverage.”

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You know... if you were to somehow get me to that flight on time... I would be inclined to show my gratitude.”

Lex’s eyes shot to the rear view mirror, his hand slowly working toward an innocuous piece of the dashboard.

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How much gratitude are we talking about?”

Diamond Nick snapped his fingers and one of his henchmen dug into a pocket, dumping a handful of colorful plastic discs into his open hand. They looked like poker chips, because that’s what they were. These days gambling, like any other business, had become franchised. Betting parlors were as common as tanning parlors, and they all used the same chips. The rise in popularity of the miniature corporate and privately owned casinos coincided almost perfectly with the rise of the credit system. Direct-linked bank accounts and universal “credits” had replaced cash entirely, making all transactions quick, easy, and traceable. The chips had a set credit value, were nearly impossible to counterfeit, and were untraceable. They filled the void left by paper money, and were legitimate enough that some people actually paid their employees in chips. It was a handy way to keep things off the books, and it was just a quick trip to the casino to turn them into spendable credits.

Patel held up six blue chips. Ten thousand credits each.

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I could lose my license if I don’t do this right, Mr. Patel. I’m going to need a little more gratitude than that.”

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I love a man who knows how to negotiate,” he said with a grin, swapping blue for red.

Red chips were fifty thousand credits each for a nice even three hundred thousand. The number sounded more impressive than it was. Inflation and such meant that a decent cup of coffee would run you four or five hundred credits. That said, three hundred thousand would be enough to cover his rent and maybe take the heat off from some of the more vigorous bill collectors.

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Get me to that space elevator in time to board the flight and it is all yours.”

Lex’s eyes shot from the mirror, to the dashboard, to the traffic, and back to the mirror. Finally he dug out a piece of gum and popped it in his mouth.

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Strap in,” he said, adding “You hereby absolve Lex Express and its parent company Milton Livery Limited of any liability for laws broken or trauma endured. Thank you.”

Three taps to an out-of-the-way part of the dash caused the console to flash and reveal a rather crude and pixelated set of controls. He slid his finger along a color slider, then checked two boxes.

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What was that?” Patel asked, craning his neck to see the panel.

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We just became a cream colored limo with a nonsense license plate and the transponder code of an ambulance.”

As he spoke, the black finish visible on the hood of the limo patchily gave way to off-white. Generally speaking, the hot-swap paint system was supposed to be only for display cars, but certain less than scrupulous mechanics would install it for anyone looking to change their vehicle’s color on a whim. The transponder spoofer and license scrambler were hand-me-downs from a certain other enterprise Lex was involved in.

He maneuvered the limo up and to the left. There wasn’t enough space between vertical lanes to slip through, and there wasn’t nearly enough between horizontal ones, but at the right angle he could j-u-u-st thread the needle in the caddy corner space. He found the groove and accelerated. If life was simple, he could have just done that the whole way. As it happened, people liked to drift in and out of their lanes, change lanes in hopes of gaining a few car lengths, things of that nature. That didn’t even account for the people who liked to impose the rules of the road by purposely moving just enough to block the way. Finding a safe route required a very specific skill set and razor sharp reflexes. The sort of things a racer might have.

Lex wove his way recklessly through the traffic, gaining speed all the way. He pitched and tilted the limo, swooping up and over low profile cars, twisting sideways between narrow ones, and slicing through openings a fraction of an inch larger than the car itself. In the back, his passengers were getting rather severely shaken up as they fumbled for the five point restraints. The sturdy, well designed buckles and straps were the modern replacements for seat belts, which basically meant that they were ignored until right after they were needed.

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What the hell are you doing?” Patel objected.

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Merging. Aggressively. I TOLD you to strap in,” Lex said, pulling hard to the right to catch the turn for the starport.

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I thought you were just going to leave the skyway! Go straight there!”

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No, sir. Crossing the edge of the skyway would trigger all sorts of traffic alerts. Cops would be on me in fifteen seconds and we wouldn’t be going anywhere. Nope, the secret is to cut right through the middle. That way, even if they see you, they have to GET to you, so you-”

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Never mind the explanations, kid, just pay attention to where you’re going!”

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Yes, sir.”

Despite having the same operating principles, there were subtle differences between the hoversleds you’d find on a race track and the hovercars you’d find on a skyway. For one, a car in general, and a limo in particular, doesn’t have very much need to adjust pitch. The barrel roll isn’t a standard maneuver during a commute, after all. That meant that rather than being incorporated into a joystick or flight yolk style controller as in a sled, a car manipulated such things with hard to reach switches and knobs. Pulling off the acrobatics Lex was achieving required constantly moving hands from this control to that and back again. The ex-racer did so flawlessly, his hands darting with the frantic grace of a sideshow freak juggling broken bottles.

As the clock on the dash bleeped for the three o’clock hour, flashing lights showed up in the mirror. Three boxy police cars drifted up along the outside of the skyway, and an angry voice croaked across the radio.

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You are driving recklessly. Leave the skyway and remand yourself and your vehicle to-”

Lex tapped a button on the display and the transmission was swallowed by stuttering digital distortion.

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Well would you look at that. Radio’s on the fritz.”

Ahead, cars began to bunch up, pulling over to allow the cops to enter. Rather than ride the wake right into some sort of an intercept maneuver, Lex managed to shove himself ahead of the wave of shifting cars, squeezed between traffic and the lower corner of the skyway.

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You sure you know what you’re doing?” Patel asked as the bottoms of cars whipped by his window close enough to rattle the panes.

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Oh, sure. We’re heading down now. Once this baby gets her repulsors dug into the ground, I can REALLY start moving.”

Right on cue, the ground came whipping up beneath them. No longer simply held aloft by anti-gravity units, the vehicle’s futuristic replacements for wheels could be put to work. Bigger, beefier versions of the same things that made his delivery bike work, the repulsors used the interplay between two tangible energy fields to create a synchronized wave pattern capable of instituting temporary charge differences between the vehicle and road surface for the purposes of facilitating the attraction and repulsion necessary to maintain an approximately constant distance.

In other words, he had traction now.

Traction meant sharper turns, quicker stops, and generally more room for suicidal stunts. The ground also meant that the cops would have things like buildings and pedestrians to worry about. Lex would have to worry about those things too, of course, but as the pursue-ee, he had the benefit knowing where he was going. Right now, that was a sharp right into the entry tunnel to the lower levels of the starport.

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That’s arrivals! We want departures!”

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Yes, Mr. Patel. I’m familiar with how starports work,” Lex said calmly, watching the clock roll over to 3:02. He throttled down until they were actually moving slightly slower than the surrounding traffic. Behind them the police were held up in the bottleneck of the tunnel’s entrance. “Do me a favor and push your head and neck firmly against the headrest.”

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Why-”

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Now please.”

The departure and arrival tunnels ran side by side in opposite directions, with the usual sections of wall removed to allow easier access for maintenance and emergency crews. Lex juiced the repulsors, lurching the limo upward, then flipped them off. This sent the ponderous luxury vehicle into a graceful leap. He then twiddled a knob and pulled hard at the wheel, pivoting the vehicle such that the bottom aligned with the narrow edge of the gap in the wall. He flipped another switch, maxing out the repulsors again and slowly easing them down as they approached the wall. They came to a stop halfway up the wall, with the bottom of the limo inches away from it. He then juiced the repulsors once more, sending the limo springing off again. The end result was a bizarre mixture of stunt driving and parkour. It took moments and shifted the car from keeping up with traffic in one direction to keeping up with traffic in the other, with a wall jump in between.

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Gotta love the luxury class models. Inertial dampeners for a smoother ride. Try that sort of thing in an economy model and we’re looking at concussions and/or paralysis.”

He eased the limo into a lane, flipped the plate and transponder back to the way they ought to be, and returned it to an unremarkable black color. A few moments later, 3:03, he pulled up at the appropriate gate. There was a little bit of a commotion in the tunnel behind them as the handful of drivers who witnessed the stunt made their way out of the snarl it caused, but when something like that happens in front of you, you tend to fixate on the event itself rather than where the thing went afterward or whether it had changed color. Besides, anyone on foot seemed to be distracted by a tight huddle of bodies off to the side surrounding some bright lights and flashing cameras.

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Bags!” Nick barked at his men as they stepped out of the car on wobbly legs.

Lex got out of the driver’s seat and held the door in standard chauffeur fashion.

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Thank you for choosing Lex Express. First class boarding line is right over there, Mr. Patel. The time is... 3:04:12. Best hop on,” he said, holding his white-gloved hand crisply in the universal sign for ‘tip me.’