town. So naturally, you need to get it parked in the next seven seconds. Thanks for throwing your weight around. I guess that's why you're roughly 300 pounds, so you'll have a lot of it to toss.
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"But now I gotta haul and get out on the freeway. So have a nice day lording your egocentric self over everyone you meet."
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I let him be an idiot with impunity.
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As I get to the front gate, Scotty is sitting there doubled over laughing.
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And he goes, "That beeetch, Frank." Which is Scotty for "bitch." And I said, "You know what, Scotty, the guy was right, I was in his space."
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The truth is, of course, that was so.
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I mean, I had hogged the guy's parking space. So I was in the wrong, even if for a millisecond.
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But looking back on it, I still feel it's a bigger example of Hitchcock being an overbearing donkey than my being an inconsiderate whelp.
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Why shouldn't I make me look better?
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In his book, Hitchcock could have prettied himself up and made me out to be a bigger ninny.
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You have to think Alfred Hitchcock did not spend his latter years conjuring up Frank Bank memories.
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In any case, they really should have had a space for "Parking, Five Minutes Only."
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But parking was at such a premium. And everything was such a political move on that lot.
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I mean, if you had a good parking space, you had to be God.
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And, actually, I guess that's part of what I'm talking about the whole acting thing.
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So much of it boiled down to superficial garbage. People getting excited about absolutely nothing.
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What did we just spend the last few minutes discussing?
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That's a burning world issue.
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When you're in the entertainment industry, your parking space is what you think is a world-shaking concern.
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And that's why I think so many guys and girls had trouble handling the fame thing.
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