Carlito's Way: Rise to Power (2 page)

I was comin’ into my teens in the 1940s when they laid her out at Gonzalez’s Funeral Home on 109th Street.
Looked like she was into one of her faints, like she’d be all right. Wasn’t like that. I ain’t sayin’ my way would have been any different if she’d been around. That’s all you hear in the Joint—aw, man, I didn’t have a chance. Bullshit. I was already a mean lil’ fucker while my mom was alive, but I always respected women because of her.

Anyway, the court put me on to this jive uncle who come out of nowhere up in the Bronx. I got promoted from the basement to the sub-basement. No good. I cut out. Back down to Harlem. Sleepin’ on the roof. Stayin’ with friends. Then the juvenile people put me in the Heckscher home near 104th Street. But I was always takin’ off on them. I was still in my teens. World War II was over but they was warrin’ in the streets. Kiddie gangs was goin’ strong. The Puerto Ricans was boxed in. Irish on the south, Italians to the east, Blacks to the north and west. Wasn’t none of that brotherhood jive in them days. Git that Po’Rican! We was catchin’ hell.

The crazy part is me comin’ up rumblin’ against these groups as a kid—it should end up that the only two cats that was ever in my corner was Earl Bassey, a black dude, and Rocco Fabrizi, a wal-yo. Unbelievable. But I’m jumpin’ ahead.

Lemme tell you about them rumbles. The wops said no spics could go east of Park Avenue. But there was only one swimming pool and that was the Jefferson on 112th Street off the East River. Like, man, you had to wade through Park, Lexington, Third, Second, First, Pleasant. Wall-to-wall guineas. The older guys be standing around
in front of the stoops and stores, evil-eyeing us, everybody in his undershirt; the kids would be up on the roof with the garbage cans and in the basements with the bats and bicycle chains. Mostly busted heads, black eyes in those days. First into the street was always me, loved a swingout. That’s when I first saw Rocco Fabrizi. He was running with a wop gang, the Redwings. One day we went down to the pool with about twenty or thirty P.R. guys—a hell of a rumble—and right up front is this guy, Rocco, swinging a stickball bat. Stuck in my mind, tough kid. We took a beating—their turf, too many guys. A while later we get the word that this Rocco is sneaking up on a roof with a Latin chick named Carmen—fine head—near Madison Avenue and 107th Street. The balls. He caught some beatin’, but he stood up; the Lopez brothers wanted to throw him off the roof but I said enough. He remembered.

The spooks said no Ricans could go west of Fifth Avenue. So if they caught you in Central Park, shame on you. The Copiens, the Socialistics, the Bachelors, the Comanches—all bad motherfuckers—these were the gangs that started using hardware. Then the rumbles got mean—like if the Copiens caught you, you knew they were going to stick you. Then the zip guns came out, metal tubes with door latches as firing pins set off by rubber bands—if the pin hit the .22 on the primer and the piece was held close to your head, you were in trouble. Lucky for a lot of diddy boppers it wasn’t often. I once got caught by the Copiens in Central Park by the lake near 106th Street. Me and this black kid duked it
out after he said, “Let me hold a quarter.” I said, “Let yo’ mammy hold it.” We got it on, I was kicking him on the ground when his boys arrived on bikes—my blood was up; I said, “I’ll take any one of you motherfuckers.” “No, motherfucker, we gonna kill yo’ ass,” and they started pulling the rubber bands on the zip guns. So like I quit the scene, they chased me all the way to 110th Street. That was the last chase on me like that. I always carried a piece from then on. I wasn’t about to take no shit. You step up, I’m gonna knock you down.

Summers were hotter in them days. No air conditioning—the asphalt could burn your sneakers. Took the bus up to Highbridge Pool in Washington Heights. The Irish jumped us in the locker room—we fought with the metal baskets. Know what the pool guard said? “You don’t belong up here.” No sooner we was on the bus back, we had to bail out the windows on to Amsterdam Avenue, a mob of micks was comin’ through the door after us.

That same summer I got hit in the head with a roller skate by some spade in Central Park by the boats near 110th Street. Another time I got my neck all scraped up from a bicycle chain some eye-talian wrapped around me. We caught it from everybody. Don’t get me wrong, we gave good as we got—but you remember your own lumps better. We was tryin’ to melt into the pot but they wouldn’t even let us in the swimming pool.
Hijos de puta
.

Irregardless, I was never a race man. Us P.R.’s are like that—maybe ’cause we come in so many shades. We always had a stray wop or Jew-boy and plenty of spades
with our gangs. Anyway, I figure them beatings get you ready for later on—when you gotta get the money.

But the clubs wasn’t always fightin’. There was a lot of stickball playing—we had the Devils, the CBCs, the Home Reliefers (dig it), the Turbens (that’s the way they spelled it), the Viceroys, the Zeniths, the Falcons, the Tropical Gents, the Royal Knights, the Boca Chica— these all claimed to be S.A.C.—social and ataletic club—ha.

Pimping was popular. Tony Navarro, the Cruz brothers, Bobby Roldan, all had whores. We looked up to these guys—big cars, always a ringside table at the Palladium: always clean, none of that zoot-suit shit—wingtip shoes, conservative-cut clothes. Imagine lookin’ up to a pimp! Later on we wouldn’t let one of them scumbag motherfuckers stand near us at the bar.

About that time
motherfucker
came into style—it came down from black Harlem in a game called “the dozens.” Two cats would meet on the street and start playin’ the dozens; one guy would say, “Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, your mother has a pussy like a Greyhound bus,” and the other guy come back with, “The dozens ain’t my game but the way I fuck your mother is a goddamn shame!” Rough on the mothers. From then on everything was motherfucker.

Mostly we stood around corners on Madison Avenue. Just like Middletown, U.S.A.—ha. The schools, Patrick Henry, Cooper—forget about it. No YMCA, no Boys’ Club, no gym, raunchy houses, scummy streets. If you
inclined to plea-cop, them streets contributed to the delinquency of a whole lot of minors. But who wants to hear that shit? Only plea I ever copped cost me three years in the slams. A man got to stand up. Take his shot.

Like when the junk started arrivin’ about this time. And where did the wops first arrive it? Right on ol’ 107th Street between Lexington and Third. A punk-ass kid I was, but I looked it over. I’m gonna ride the horse, or the horse gonna ride me? That was the question on a lot of them corners, ’cause the junk was still a new scene in the forties. All the losers went for the spike and the dynamite high behind it. Only a skag high ain’t but good the first few times out, then you hooked, all they gotta do is reel you in, by the crotch now, and squeeze till you cough up another five dollars for a bag. I seen the horse play with them junkies like a cat with a rubber mouse.

Age fourteen, I saw that. I said, uh-uh. Them’s the humped—I’m goin’ with the humpers. The dealers had the pussy, the clothes, and the cars. That’s what I wanted, in that order. The dope fiends had the sores, the scabs, the O.D.’s. Maybe that’s what they wanted. Must be crazy—couldn’t see it then, can’t see it now.

I was thinkin’ myself, among other things, half a pug in them days. I didn’t really know the science of the game, but I was heavy-handed, with a lot of snap in my shoulder, so when I tagged a stud, he was hurtin’. So now I’m gonna go in the Gloves, this must have been round ’48 or ’49. With a little trainin’ everybody said Carlito was a natural. I was gonna fight for the Police Athletic League. Ha. And who was the man there? Moran of the
Twenty-third Precinct, my sworn enemy. “What, this fuckin’ troublemaker on my squad?” So I ended up fightin’ unattached. My trainin’ was drinkin’ wine and smokin’ pot. One time I ran around the 106th Street lake in the park—finished up puffin’ on a joint. Some program for a contender. Irregardless, I kicked some ass down in Sunnyside and Ridgewood, including a bad spook from the Salem-Crescent A.C. But then they busted my jaw in a street fight on 105th Street and I had to drop out of the tournament. What a laugh on Moran if I had gone all the way to Chicago. Him with his squad breakin’ their ass runnin’ around the reservoir every day.

Anyway, I’m too good-lookin’ to be a pug. I’m gonna be a pimp. I’m runnin’ round with these fly broads from 111th Street and Fifth Avenue. That’s where all the whores were trickin’ in them days. Whores galores. But I could take a knock-around broad but so long. I didn’t go for that scene too tough. Pimp got to hate women. That sure wasn’t me.

There was some nice chicks around but their mothers wouldn’t let them out the house. Specially with
delincuentes
like me waitin’ on the stoop. Them was not “free sex” days. Leave it to me to come up at the wrong time. The good girls held on to their cherry. And it was a big deal. If a broad dropped her drawers, right away she lost her rating—even to the scrounge who copped them; “I ain’t gonna marry no broad what lost her cherry!”

I used to get laid in Central Park, but you had to have a long switchblade ready ’cause always some degenerate
motherfucker would be sneakin’ up on you and your girl from behind the bushes. I didn’t mind a guy lee-gating (peeping), I used to do it myself, but these pre-verts would want to gang-bang your broad. I chased more than one around that park at night. One guy tried to hit me with a wooden Keep Off The Grass sign, which he pulled out the ground while he was running from my sticker. He missed, I didn’t. Many a piece I missed out on, gettin’ interrupted by this element.

I was a big pussy-hound. Ain’t changed much either.

Was a big movie fan too. Knock-around kids was always in the movie house. No TV in them days. The Fox Star on 107th Street and Lexington Avenue was our show. There was some bad guinea racketeers in there. You had to go with a gang, ’cause if the wops caught you alone on the balcony, you was a flyin’ Po’Rican. I remember once they had a singin’ contest on the stage on a Saturday. They was givin’ ten dollars to the winner. I was there with a whole mob of guys smokin’ pot in the balcony. I ran up on stage and sang “Bei Mir Bist Du Schön,” which I sang as “My Dear Mr. Shane.” I couldn’t sing worth a damn, but you rated on applause and my people made the most racket. I won. Then I did “Playmate” and the dirty version of “La Cucaracha,” which was my best number—they couldn’t get me off the stage.

I was into being a musician too. This was ’cause I noticed they was gettin’ all the fine women. Some ugly clown be shakin’ maracas or a cowbell in front of a band and all the chippies be saying, oh, he’s showbiz! Jiveass bitches. Showbiz is the guy giving enemas to the
elephants in the circus. Anyway, I got me a big conga drum out of the pawnshop and thought I was Chano Pozo, the great Cuban conga player used to work the skins for Dizzy Gillespie. Chano was the greatest. Bad too, big stud, used to be strongarm for the politicals in Havana. Came to Harlem, was bad there too. Somebody forgot how bad and blew him away. But he had some tough hands while he was around. My hands couldn’t keep no beat, I was not about to be no great
conguero
. So be it. I’ll get me that trim some other way.

Used to play at block parties—everybody in Harlem be there, dancin’, drinkin’, smokin’, ’n fightin’. Had one on 107th Street, Copiens or Dragons came around— forget who—anyway, they started shooting pistols. My friend, Tato—“Carlito, they got me”—fell on his back under the lamppost.
Coño
, Tato, he’s dead! No way, cap hit him on his belt buckle—didn’t have a scratch. Just like in the movies. After that, I used to throw myself on the ground—“Tato, they got me!” I was a big ballbreaker as a kid.

But don’t get me wrong, I used to do a lotta good things too. Although later on they never showed up in any of my probation reports. Like God forbid somebody abuse a buddy of mine. I’d travel for blocks to duke with a cat that would try to gorilla a friend—I tangle-assed with Sabu from 104th Street and Flash from 110th Street, bad motherfuckers in the first degree, and it wasn’t even my beef. “This ain’t witchoo, Carlito”—“Never mind, take to the street.” That’s the kind of guy I was. But sometimes could backfire on you. Like m’man Políto—went
up to 113th Street to straighten a kid out for somebody. Políto told me he was a stringbean black kid. Skinny arms and legs. Políto was a regular lil’ buzz saw. He said sheeit, I’ll tear ’im up. Políto say that spook kid like to bust him everyway but loose. Later on he found out the kid was Sandy Saddler.

One time I had to rumble a deaf-mute guy. On me like white-on-rice. Couldn’t get off on this guy. Whipped me. I had respect for the handicapped after that.

A lot of Hollywood names in Harlem at the time. We had Tarzans and Sabus and Cheyennes. I remember a guy used to call himself Naiyoka—like from Pago Pago. We had Cochise and we had Apache. Sometimes a name could cause a problem. Like Cheyenne from the Bronx would come down with ten or twelve guys to see Cheyenne from Harlem—“Who said your name was Cheyenne?”—“Not me, my name is Jacinto Quinones.” I seen that one. Then you had a pimp name of Red Conk on account of he conked his hair red (hair was straight in them days one way or the other—Dixie Peach or Sulfur 8). We had a white guy named Negro, and we had a black guy named Indio. We had a lot of Louies—Louie the Jew (crazy Jew got killed in a stickup, spoke better Spanish than me), Louie Lump-Lump (had a funny-shaped head), Louie Push-Push (used to run fast). We had Tobacco, Chuleta, Machete, Frankie
La Cagona
(Frankie the Shitter).

How’d I exist on the street? Somtimes legit—like delivery boy on an ice truck, or a grocery, or a dry cleaner’s. But mostly hustlin’, thievin’, break and
entry—shootin’ pool was my main stick. I used to catch merchant marines for a hundred, hundred-fifty dollars playin’ nineball—this when I was fourteen or fifteen years old—always had good wrists. Then there was boostin’ in department stores—and there was dice, cards, writin’ numbers (single action) for Jakie Cooperman, one of the few Jew bookies left around. We had a little scare with Jakie once. Jakie used to book out of a candy store on 108th Street and Fifth Avenue—he was a degenerate gambler himself. Me and some other kids were hangin’ around one night. This big black car pulled up with four rays of sunshine—older wops from the East 107th Street mob out of the Fox Star. Two stayed in the car, two came into the candy store. Skinny guy, Nino, he had half a button, cool head, he’d talk to you. The other guy, Buck, was a terror—looked like a buffalo, only bigger—and he used to carry a softball bat— was the bouncer at the Fox Star. God forbid he should catch you sneakin’ in the side door. Buck stands by the door, Nino walks up to the counter and pulls an empty bag out of his coat (the two of them was wearin’ black coats and black hats with the brim turned up—wops got this Al Capone shit down to a science). Anyway, the bag was a cement bag. Nino gives the bag to Moe, owner of the store—“This is for Jakie.” Moe shit a milk shake right there. Then Nino turned to me and the rest of the kids—“Anybody here seen Jakie around?” No, not us, never happen. They split. We was shook up. Seems Jakie was into the shylocks for fifty thou. The wops said he ran away to the coast on them, but Jakie
himself would have given you five hundred to one he was planted on Long Island. Wops was already leery about goin’ up to Black Harlem. Not Buck (really Buccia)—he’d jump out of a car on 116th Street and Lenox Avenue bat in hand—“C’mere”—spook would run—one shot—lay ’im out. Buck didn’t give a fuck. He went up in the mob later on. Stayed mean.