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CAVEAT
EMPTOR

A Novel of the Roman Empire

RUTH DOWNIE

To Chris and Stevie

Contents

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32

Chapter 33

Chapter 34

Chapter 35

Chapter 36

Chapter 37

Chapter 38

Chapter 39

Chapter 40

Chapter 41

Chapter 42

Chapter 43

Chapter 44

Chapter 45

Chapter 46

Chapter 47

Chapter 48

Chapter 49

Chapter 50

Chapter 51

Chapter 52

Chapter 53

Chapter 54

Chapter 55

Chapter 56

Chapter 57

Chapter 58

Chapter 59

Chapter 60

Chapter 61

Chapter 62

Chapter 63

Chapter 64

Chapter 65

Chapter 66

Chapter 67

Chapter 68

Chapter 69

Chapter 70

Chapter 71

Chapter 72

Chapter 73

Chapter 74

Chapter 75

Chapter 76

Caveat Emptor

Map

Author’s Note

Acknowledgments

A Note on the Author

nec aliud adversus validissimas gentes pro nobis utilius quam quod
in commune non consulunt. rarus duabus tribusve civitatibus ad
propulsandum commune periculum conventus: ita singuli
pugnant, universi vincuntur.

Nothing has been more useful to us against powerful tribes than the fact that
they do not act together. Only seldom do two or three states unite to repel a
common danger. So, fighting separately, all are conquered.

Tacitus, “Agricola,” on the Britons.

1

T
HIS CLOSE, EVEN
Firmus could see that she was the sort of woman his mother had warned him about. Six feet tall, red hair in a mass of rats’ tails, and a pregnant belly that bulged at him like an accusation. The only thing that separated them was a folding desk, and even that wobbled when he placed both hands on it. He sensed a movement behind him. Pyramus’s breath was warm on his ear.

“Shall I call the guards, master?”

Firmus opened his mouth to say yes, then realized what a fool he would look if she proved to be harmless. He gestured the slave back to his place. Perhaps, beyond the boundaries of Londinium, this was what all the Britons looked like. He squinted at the sweat-stained folds of her tunic and hoped the guards had at least checked her for weapons.

“Are you the procurator?” she repeated.

Of course not, he wanted to say. Do you really think Rome would send a shortsighted seventeen year old to look after all the money in Britannia?
Instead, he straightened his back, pushed aside the wax tablet on which he had been compiling a list of Things To Ask Uncle, and said, “I’m his assistant.”

“I must talk to him.”

Firmus swallowed. “The procurator’s not available.”

She took another step forward so that her belly protruded over the desk. He forced himself not to flinch. She smelled hot and stale.

“I have traveled twenty miles to ask for his help,” she announced. “Where is he?”

Outside, the relentless clink of chisel on stone rang around the courtyard. Someone was whistling. The world was carrying on as normal, but the woman was between him and the door that led to it. Pyramus, crippled with rheumatism, would be no help at all. Should he have called the guards? How fast could a woman in that condition move?

“The procurator won’t be here all day,” he said. This was not strictly true, since his uncle was only two rooms away, but the thought of interrupting him while he was with the doctor was even more terrifying than facing the woman.

She said, “All day?”

“All day,” he said, wondering how he was supposed to manage if the Britons were all like this, and why no one except his mother had warned him.

“If you put your request in writing,” he tried, “I’ll pass it on to the—”

“Writing is a waste of time. I must talk to him.”

“But he isn’t here,” Firmus insisted, ignoring a roar of pain from the direction of the procurator’s private rooms.

“I will go to find him.”

“He’s ill.” It sounded better than admitting the great man had fallen off his horse. “You can talk to me.”

He could see her eyes narrow as if she were assessing him. She glanced around the chilly little room, taking in the one cupboard and the triangular blur on the back of the door that was his cloak, hung on a rusty nail. “You are very young to be Assistant Procurator.”

It was what they all said. Usually he explained about his eyesight and the army and how grateful he was to his uncle for finding him a post where he could get some overseas experience, but after a taste of that experience, Firmus was not feeling grateful at all. His uncle gave the impression of being perpetually annoyed with him and the staff seemed to think he was a joke. That one with the front teeth missing had practically laughed out loud when Firmus had explained that, as part of the emperor’s tightening up on the Imperial transport service, he had personally been put in charge of the Survey of British Milestones. They were probably listening in the corridor now, and sniggering.

Firmus decided he might as well tell the truth. “I’m only here because the procurator is my uncle.”

To his surprise, this seemed to reassure her. “So, you really are his assistant?”

“Yes.”

“And you will help me?”

“I don’t know,” he said. “Who are you?”

Her breasts lifted in a distracting fashion as she took a deep breath to launch into her speech. “I am Camma of the Iceni,” she announced, “I am wife of …”

Firmus had no idea who she was the wife of, because although he tried to pay attention, all he could see was the swell of the magnificent breasts, and all he heard was one word.

Iceni.

Several of the things he had read about Britannia before leaving Rome had turned out to be misleading—where were the woad-painted wife swappers?—but he was fairly certain that the last time a tax official had annoyed an Iceni woman, it had been a very big mistake indeed. Especially since his own grandfather had been one of the officers killed in the ill-starred attempt to rescue the settlers of Camulodunum.

The books said that the Iceni had been crushed years ago, but this one did not look crushed. This one looked tall and fierce and none too clean: exactly how he imagined the raging queen Boudica at the head of her savage hordes.

When future histories were written about Britannia, Firmus did not want to appear in them as the man who had been fool enough to upset the Iceni
again
.

He cleared his throat. She stopped talking.

“Sorry,” he explained, making an effort to look her in the eye. “I’m having trouble following your accent.” He reached for the stylus and picked up the tablet. “Could you say all that again, a bit slower?”

“I said,” she repeated, louder rather than slower, “something has happened to my husband.”

“We don’t deal with husbands and wives here. This is the finance office.”

“I know it is the finance office! I am not stupid!”

Firmus gulped. “No! No, of course not.” He recalled the advice of a distant cousin who had served here as a tribune: Half the challenge of dealing with the natives was working out what the problem was, and the other half was deciding what poor bugger you could pass it on to.

“This is why I have come to you,” the woman was explaining. “My husband is a tax man.”

“Your husband works in the tax section?” he asked, wondering how that had been allowed to slip through security.

“His name is Julius Asper.”

“Julius Asper,” he repeated, scraping the name into the wax. “What’s happened to him?”

“He is missing.”

“Missing,” he repeated, then looked up. “I see. Thank you for coming to tell us. We’ll look into it. If you could leave your details with the clerk …”

She folded her arms and rested them on top of her belly. “How can a boy like you assist the procurator when you do not know anything?”

“I’ve only been here a week,” he said. “You’ll have to explain a bit more.”

“My husband collects the taxes in Verulamium.”

“Ah!” Firmus felt a sudden wave of relief. He was on safer ground now. According to his research, Verulamium was a relatively civilized town just a few miles up the North road. For reasons he could not begin to guess, this Camma had married a tax collector in one of the places her tribal ancestors had burned down. “If he works for the Council at Verulamium,” he said, seeing a way out, “you should go to them.”

“I spit on the Council!” To his relief, she did not demonstrate. “They will lie to you,” she said. “That is why I am here. Whatever they tell you about stealing the money is lies.”

“Stealing the money?”

“The tax money.”

“Your husband has gone missing with the tax money?”

“No, that is a lie.”

Firmus put down the stylus and got to his feet. “Wait here,” he ordered. “I’ll be back in a—” He stopped, because the woman was no longer paying him any attention. Instead, she had pressed both hands into the small of her back and was staring at the floor with an air of intense concentration.

As he watched, her mouth formed a soft
Oh
. She stepped to one side and slid a hand down to lift her skirt. He followed her gaze, peering around the desk in an attempt to make out what she was looking at.

Pyramus was at his side, whispering, “There is liquid trickling down the inside of her leg onto the floor, master.”

For a moment Firmus had no idea what his slave was talking about. Then he said, “You can’t start that in here, madam! This is an Imperial Office!”

2

G
AIUS
P
ETREIUS
R
USO
stepped over a coil of rope, leaned on the starboard rail of the ship, and wondered, not for the first time, if he was making a very big mistake.

Britannia would only ever be a province. Careers were made by men who visited these damp green islands at the edge of the world and then went back to somewhere more civilized, telling tales of survival. Ruso, on the other hand, was returning without any intention of going home again. In fact he had no plans at all, beyond a keen desire to arrive safely and practice his profession in a place where his wife was not considered a dangerous barbarian.

He moved farther along the rail, keeping out of the way as orders were shouted and the crew scurried about, preparing to bring the ship into port.

Over on the bank the scatter of dumpy thatched round houses began to give way to the red roofs of modern buildings squared up along the street grid of Londinium. He felt his usual sense of detachment when he arrived somewhere by river: gliding into town like a ghost, able to see and hear what was going on but not able to participate.

The breeze carried the tang of stale beer across the water. He could even make out the dingy waterfront bar it was coming from, and catch the strains of native music. It was one of those long, swirly tunes he had first overheard a slender blond woman singing up in Deva, in the days when he had thought that no sensible man would choose to live here.

His doubts were interrupted by the woman’s arrival. She placed a hand over his own and took up the tune in a husky voice. At what seemed to be the end of a section she paused and said with obvious delight,

“They sing this at home in the North!”

“I remember.”

Very softly, she began to sing again.

Tilla had plans, of course. Women always did. It seemed almost every conversation on the journey had begun with, “When we are home …” He had stifled the desire to point out that it might be her home, but it was not his.

He only hoped Valens had remembered the promise to find him a job, because he suspected that now they were here, “When we are home,” would turn into “When we have somewhere to live,” and then they would be back to, “When we have children,” and there was only so much planning a man could stand.

He blamed the crockery. Despite Tilla’s unfortunate origins, there was a clear expectation from the female side of the Petreius family that any man who had been presented with a matching set of tableware as a wedding present would hurry to provide a table to put it on, and somewhere to put the table, and a brood of little Petreii to eat at it.

Evidently Tilla’s thoughts were not far from his own. As the sailors positioned themselves to throw the mooring ropes, she said, “I want to watch them unload. I am not bringing all those cups and bowls this far to have them dropped on the dockside.”

“Good idea,” he agreed. “I’ll go and tell Valens we’ve arrived.”

The side of the ship bumped gently against the massive planking of the wharf. Ruso felt a surge of energy at the thought of getting back to work. He would have something useful to do at last.

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