Checkpoint Charlie (10 page)

“Meaning?”

“Meaning he can be shot on sight. Legally.”

“And they call this a freedom-loving democracy.” I went in search of Myerson.

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I
N THE
Embassy cafeteria Myerson brooded at me, watching with a sneer while I put away a big meal. All he had was coffee and all he said was, “I'll hand them one thing — it's fantastic coffee.”

“They grow it here, dunce. You ever eat a coffee bean fresh off the bush before the packagers have got their hands on it? Sweet and delicious — like a chocolate drop. You used to be an actor, didn't you?”

He was startled and then suspicious. “You've been prowling in the files.”

“No. Actually I saw you on stage once. Nineteen thirty-eight, I think.
The Cat and the Canary
. Summer stock — Woods Hole, wasn't it? You weren't too awful.”

“My God. I was seventeen years old. How in hell did you — ?”

“Do you still remember anything about theatrics?”

“I was a kid. It was forty years ago.”

“But you may remember make-up techniques.”

“Maybe. A little. I haven't thought about it. You figure to disguise yourself, Charlie?” His lips curled into a disbelieving grin and he surveyed my girth ostentatiously. “Sure, a little pancake here and there and you could pass for Clint Eastwood.” He broke into rude laughter.

I gave him time to subside and said calmly, “We'll move him out tomorrow afternoon. Have the plane ready to go any time after two o'clock.”

“How?”

“The guided tour.”

“You're nuts. They search every one of those tourists as they leave the Embassy.”

“I know. I want you to send people out to the hotels. Find every tourist in town who bears any resemblance, no matter how superficial, to our man. Small thin guys. Ask them to join the bus tour tomorrow afternoon. Give them free tickets, invite them to the Ambassador's party, appeal to their patriotism — do anything, just get 'em on that bus. I want six or eight small thin white men in the group.”

“It won't work, Charlie. They
know
him.”

“It's a black country.” I smiled at him. “All whites look alike in the sunshine. Tell 'em to wear hats.”

“They've been rolling up sleeves looking for that bayonet scab.”

“Trust me.”

“Listen, if he gets killed while he's supposed to be under our protection…”

“Just get me the tourists,” I said. “And trust me.”

I went back to August Brent's room to bolster his spirits with a pep talk. At first he was alarmed when I described the scheme. It took a while to reassure him. “It's the Purloined Letter technique. The one thing to remember is not to be furtive. If you're bold enough they'll never spot you. Just don't act scared, all right?”

Myerson and I took turns coaching him most of the evening. In the morning I booked a ticket on the bus tour and rode the entire route, learning more than I needed to know about that steamy corner of the world, and by one o'clock I was back in the cafeteria eating lunch. The beef in Africa is terrible but the fruits are delicious.

I had made a deal with the man whose place Brent would take on the bus tour. It was costing us a sizable chunk of the division's budget but Myerson didn't balk; he had more than money on the line. When the German guide led the afternoon group into the Embassy's front hall we were ready. I spirited our volunteer away from the group into a private office; Brent exchanged clothes and documents with him; careful application of make-up and false hair and we were set to go. I hardly recognized Brent myself — wouldn't have, if I hadn't known who he was. We gave him a few words of cheer and sent him out to join the tour.

Myerson came outside with me to watch. Sweat stood out on his forehead. The tour filed out toward the bus and Myerson tried to suppress a groan. Out of the side of his mouth he said, “It hasn't got a prayer, you damn fool.”

The tourists filed past the Marines and then the African soldiers moved in, intercepting the queue. Myerson's handkerchief came out and while he scrubbed his face I said, “Look at something else, damn it. Don't look so interested.”

The soldiers were examining the first tourist, removing his hat and then tugging at his hair. They tested his mustache and examined his face with belligerent suspicion. He was one of the half-dozen tourists Myerson had recruited — roughly Brent's size and build — and the soldiers' eyes were narrowed with cruel determination. They knew what it would mean to them if they should let Brent slip through.

They rolled up both the man's sleeves — apparently they weren't sure whether Brent had been wounded in the right arm or the left.

They passed the man through, finally, and two women and a Japanese, and then they went to work on the next slight-built white tourist. Myerson's breathing rasped against the damp silence. At the bus the tour guide helped the two women up the steps and stood aside by the bus door, bored, cleaning his fingernails, smiling with absent politeness as each tourist climbed aboard. The soldiers grudgingly let the second white through, glanced cursorily at an Oriental woman and two adolescents, and zeroed in on our third volunteer tourist.

Myerson said under his breath, “I never should have let you talk me into this. We're not going to make it. We'll never get away with it, Charlie. You and I will spend the rest of our miserable careers in a basement decoding signals from Liechtenstein. They're bound to catch him — they can't help but spot him…”

“Trust me, you bastard.”

Nine tourists to go; then eight…

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W
HEN WE WERE
airborne I unbuckled my seat belt and went jauntily past Myerson's sour face to where August Brent sat peeling the phony hair off his cheeks. He beamed up at me and then winced when the spirit gum tugged at his flesh. I said, “Any plans?”

“I've got a job waiting. Writing opinion columns for a chain of newspapers on African affairs.”

“Sounds good.” Better than I'd expected for him. I went forward and loomed over Myerson, knowing it made him uncomfortable to think that one lurch of the plane could capsize my bulk into his lap. I said, “You need to remind yourself of this lesson from time to time. It always pays to trust old Charlie Dark.”

“They
had
to tumble to it. I still don't understand it.”

“All those look-alike tourists, all Brent's size — they had to assume he was one of those. I knew it wouldn't occur to them to take a close look at a man they'd seen twice a day for years. Magician's trick, you know — you make a quick move that draws the eye to your right hand while the left hand quietly pulls the switch in plain view but the audience never sees it. Nobody was going to look twice at that grey-bearded German tour guide with the shiny red nose. But put chinwhiskers on Brent and paint his nose…” I showed him my grin and pretended to lurch toward him. Myerson's flinch elicited my laugh. I tweaked his nose and waddled toward the galley to see what they had to eat.

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Charlie's
Vigorish

W
HEN
I
SAW
the phone's red message-light flashing I had a premonition — it had to be Myerson; no one else knew I was in New York.

I rang the switchboard. “This is Mr. Dark in Fifteen Eleven. There's a message light.” I tossed the folded Playbill on the coffee table and jerked my tie loose.

“Yes, sir, here it is. Please call Mr. Myerson. He didn't leave a number, sir.”

“That's all right, I know the number. Thanks.” I cradled it before I emitted an oath. Childishly I found ways to postpone making the call: stripped, showered, counted my travelers' cheques, switched the television on and went around the dial and switched it off. Finally I made a face and rang through to Myerson's home number in Georgetown.

“Charlie?”

I said, “I'm on vacation. I didn't want to hear from you.”

“How was the play?”

“Dreary. Why don't they write plays with real people in them any more?”

“Charlie, those
are
real people. You're out of touch.”

“Thank God. What do you want?” I made it cold and rude.

“Oh I just thought you might be lonesome for my voice.”

“Has Hell frozen over?” Then I said, “If it's an assignment you can shove it somewhere with a hot poker. You've already postponed my vacation once this year.”

“Actually I've been thinking of posting you to Rekjavik to spend a few years monitoring Russian submarine signals. You're designed for the climate — all that blubber insulation.”

“The difference between us,” I told him, “my blubber's not between my ears. You called me in the middle of my vacation to throw stale insults at me?”

“Actually I wish there were some terrible crisis because it might give me the pleasure of shipping you off to some God-forsaken desert to get stung by sandflies and machine-gun slugs, but the fact is I'm only passing on a message out of the kindness of my heart. Your sister-in-law telephoned the Company this afternoon. Something's happened to your brother. It sounded a bit urgent. I said I'd pass the word to you.”

“All right.” Then I added grudgingly, “Thanks.” And rang off. I looked at the time — short of midnight — and because of the time zones it was only about nine in Arizona so I looked up the number and rang it.

When Margaret came on the line her voice seemed calm enough. “Hi, Charlie, thanks for calling.”

“What's happened?”

“Eddie's hurt.”

“How bad?”

She cleared her throat. “He was on the critical list earlier but they've taken him off. Demoted him to ‘serious.'” Her abrupt laugh was off-key. I suspected they might have doped her with something to calm her down. She said, “He was beaten. Deliberately. Nearly beaten to death.”

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E
DDIE ISN'T
as fat as I am, nor as old — by six years — but he's a big man with chins and a belly; his hair, unlike mine, is still cordovan but then unlike me he's going bald on top. The last time I'd seen him — a quick airport drink four years earlier, between planes — the capillaries in his nose had given evidence of his increasing devotion to Kentucky bourbon. His predeliction was for booze while mine was for cuisine.

This time his nose and part of his skull were concealed under neat white bandages and both his legs were cast in plaster. He was breathing in short bursts because they'd taped him tight to protect the cracked ribs. They were still running tests to find out if any of his internal organs had been injured.

He looked a sorry sight on the hospital bed and did not attempt to smile. Margaret, plump and worried, hovered by him. He seemed more angry than pained — his eyes flashed bitterly. His voice was stuffed up as if he had a terrible head cold; that was the result of the broken nose.

He said, “Been a long time since I asked you for anything.”

“Ask away.”

“I want you to get the son of a bitch.”

“What's wrong with the cops?”

“They can't touch him.”

The hospital room had a nice view of the Santa Catalina mountains and the desert foothills. There was only one chair; Margaret seemed disinclined to use it so I sat down. “Who did it?”

“This? Three guys. Border toughs. The cops have them — they were stupid enough to let me see their car when they cornered me and I had the presence of mind to get the license number. They don't matter — they've been arraigned and I'll testify. They're just buttons.”

“Hired?”

“Ten-cent toughs. You can rent them by the hour. Somebody briefed them on my habits — they knew I'd stop at Paco's bar on my way home. They were waiting for me in the parking lot.”

Margaret said, “They're in custody but of course they claim they don't know who hired them.”

“They probably don't,” Eddie said. “A voice on the phone, a few hundred dollars in cash in an unmarked envelope. That's the way it's usually done. It makes certain the cops can't trace back to the guy who hired them.”

I said, “The Mob.”

“Sure.”

“You know who hired them.”

“Sure. I know.” Then his lids drooped.

Margaret said, “You're a sort of a cop, Charlie. We thought you might tell us how to handle it.”

“I'm not a cop.” Around the fourth floor in Langley call us loose stringers, meaning we're nomadic trouble-shooters — no fixed territorial station — but I'm by no means any kind of cop. Margaret and Eddie didn't know my actual occupation: they knew I worked for the government and they assumed I was with the CIA but for all they knew I was a message clerk. I found their faith touching but misplaced.

Eddie said, “If you were a cop you couldn't do me any good. I don't want somebody to read the bastard his rights — I want somebody to nail him.”

“I'm not a hit man, Eddie. I don't kill people.”

“I don't want him killed. He didn't kill me, did he?” His eyes glittered. “I just want him to hurt.”

“Who is he?”

“Calls himself Clay Foran. I doubt it's the name he was born with. What he does, he lends money to people who can't get it from the bank.”

“Loan shark.”

“Yeah.”

“Eddie, Eddie.” I shook my head at him. “You haven't grown up at all.”

“Okay, I can't move, I'm a captive audience if you want to deliver yourself of a lecture.”

“No lecture. What happened?”

“An apartment house construction deal. I ran into cost overrides — rising prices on building materials. I had to come up with another fifty thousand or forfeit to the bank that holds the construction mortgage. I figured to clear a four hundred K profit if I could complete the job and sell it for the capital gain, and of course there's a whopping tax-shelter deduction in that kind of construction. So I figured I could afford to borrow the fifty thousand even if the interest rate was exorbitant.”