Christmas Moon (5 page)

“
And my destiny was to become a vampire?”

“
Your destiny was to become immortal. Vampirism was one way to achieve that.”

“
So, I chose this life?”

“
You did.”

“
Why?”

“
I’m not at liberty to say.”

“
Why not?”

“
You are not ready for the answer.”

I fought through my frustration. “Will I ever find the answer?”

“
Yes, someday.”

I drummed my fingers along my desk, my thick nails clicking loudly. They sounded fiendish, like the claws of something dark and slimy moving quickly over the floor. I said, “So, in effect, the moment I turned into a vampire, the moment I became immortal myself, you were out of a job.”

“
That’s correct, Sam.”

“
So, what have you been doing these past seven years?”

“
Watching you, Sam. Always watching you.”

“
Why?”

He looked away, and as he did so, he looked very, very human. And even a little uncomfortable. He kept looking away as he spoke. “Because I’m in love with you, Samantha Moon.”

You there, Fang?

I’m always here for you, Moon Dance.

Oh, cut the crap. Half the time, you’ve got a woman over there.

Not as frequently as you think, Moon Dance. And not since we’ve met.

But that was over six months ago.

It was.

But why?

It seems the right thing to do. Besides, I’ve lost interest in dating in general.

Since you met me?

That might have something to do with it, Moon Dance. But don’t flatter yourself. Perhaps it was time for me to slow down, to take stock of who I am and what I want in life.

You want to be a vampire.

There was a short pause before he wrote:
Among other things.

I did not have to dip very far into Fang’s mind to know he was referring to me. Truth be known, I didn’t much enjoy dipping into Fang’s mind. His mind was not healthy, although he was doing an admirable job of dealing with his many issues. I found it ironic that the one mind I was most linked to was a deeply troubled one.

I felt him probing my mind in return and let him do it, giving him access of the events of the night before. A moment later, his words appeared in the IM chat box.

You have got to be kidding, Moon Dance.

I’m not.

Now I have to compete with a freakin’ angel, too?

Despite myself, I laughed. I wrote:
You’re not competing with anyone, Fang. I’m with Kingsley. Happily with Kingsley.

Is that what you told Captain Ahab?

Ishmael,
I wrote.
And yes. After I spent about three minutes getting over my shock…and another two minutes convincing myself I wasn’t dreaming, I told him I was happily with Kingsley.

And how did he take it?

He laughed and said he was infinitely patient, that we had all eternity.

Since when do angels cavort with vampires?

He calls himself a watcher.

Either way. I don’t like it, Moon Dance.

I didn’t think you would.

I need to look into this.

I figured you would.

Was he handsome?

I thought about it, still reeling from the encounter, still wondering if this was all some elaborate practical joke, and, as always, still wondering if I was still back at the hospital, lying comatose after my attack seven years ago. For now, though, I recalled Ishmael’s emerald eyes and quiet strength…and the love that emanated from him seemingly unconditionally.

I thought about it some more, then wrote:
He was radiant.

Ah, shit.

I was back at Charlie’s single-wide mobile home. Or, rather, standing just outside it.

It was evening and the mobile home park was mostly quiet. I could smell fish frying and meats baking. TV sets glowed in many of the mobile homes. Outside the window in question, where the blinds were a little too narrow and the curtains were a little too thin, I paused and took in the scene.

The area between Charlie’s home and the home next to his was covered in white gravel and seemed to serve as a small parking lot. There was also a path that led between the two homes. The path seemed to connect one side of the park to the other. The path led just outside the window in question.

Amazingly, there were no flood lights here, and the whole space was blanketed in darkness. It would have been easy enough for someone to pause outside the window and watch Charlie with his safe.

A narrow road curved through the mobile home park, which cars occasionally sped along, heedless of children, pets, Santa’s reindeer or vampires.

The question was: who had been watching Charlie?

Still standing next to Charlie’s mobile home, listening to a cacophony of “It’s a Holly, Jolly Christmas,” TV news anchormen, video game explosions and the clanking of dishes, I closed my eyes and expanded my consciousness out through the park. A trick I had learned a few months ago. In my mind’s eye, I saw glimpses of men in Christmas tree print boxers, women in tubs of vanilla bubbles, most of them shaving their legs, and even an older couple getting frisky under the covers. I saw teens playing Xbox and even grown men playing Xbox. I saw men and women talking excitedly, passionately, agitatedly. I saw children crying and playing, but mostly crying and being warned that Santa was still making his list of naughty and nice children. I saw sumptuous dinners being eaten in front of TVs tuned into Donna Reed and Jimmy Stewart but rarely at dinner tables. Gather round the TV, all ye faithful.

I also saw four young men sitting together in the living room of one of the nearby double wide mobile homes. The young men were sitting around bags of weed and the occasional bag of crack cocaine. I saw guns in waistbands and a lot of bad attitudes. There was no sign of Christmas in their house, nor Hanukkah, nor Kwanzaa. A dead giveaway, for sure. No holiday cheer or spirit at all. Of any sort.

My consciousness snapped back, leaving me briefly discombobulated. What I hadn’t seen was the stolen safe, but I figured the drug dealers’ home was as good a place to start as any.

I knocked on the drug dealers’ front door.

I listened with a small grin to the frantic sounds of weed and crack being hidden in everything from toilets to cookie jars, to no doubt deep inside boxers and briefs. I heard a chair fall over. I heard someone curse under his breath. I heard the sounds of shushing and the running of footsteps.

I was tempted to yell, “Police” and really listen to the fireworks within. I might even hear a window crash as one of them makes a run for it.

Instead, I waited, rocking gently back and forth, hands behind my back, just a five foot, three-inch mother of two confronting your neighborhood drug dealers.

My alarm system was jangling, but I mostly ignored it. I knew, after all, what I was walking into.

Finally, I heard footsteps cautiously approach the door.

An acne-covered Caucasian face peered at me through the door’s dirty curtain. The face frowned, and then looked almost comically left and right before he partially opened the door.

“
Excuse me,” I said. “But my car broke down and I was wondering if I could borrow your phone?”

“
My phone? Yo, fuck off, bitch. This ain’t no Triple Fucking A.” And he promptly slammed the door in my face.

Or tried to.

I stuck out my hand, and the door rebounded off it so hard that it slammed back into the drug dealer’s face. I followed the swinging door in, pushing harder. The young punk reached for his nose and for something under his shirt. And since I didn’t feel like getting shot tonight, I caught his hand in mid-reach, twisted until he dropped to both knees, and grabbed what he’d been reaching for under his shirt.

I came away with a Smith & Wesson revolver.

I swung the gun around and pointed it at the others, who were all reaching inside their own pants. Apparently, this was the official greeting of drug dealers everywhere.

“
Hello, boys,” I said. “Hands where I can see them.”

“
Fuck this shit,” said a tall black kid who couldn’t have been more than eighteen. He pulled up his shirt, revealing the gleaming walnut handle of an expensive revolver, and before his hand got very far beyond that, I fired the weapon. A bullet hole appeared in the kitchen linoleum next to his foot, perhaps just inches away.

He jumped maybe three feet, screaming like a girl. “Holy sweet Jesus! The bitch is crazy!”

I held the gun steady on the trio who were standing around the kitchen table. All three were in their late teens or early twenties. Hardly drug lords.

I said, “Next one who calls me a bitch gets a bullet in their big toe. Got it?”

No one moved or said anything. The guy next to me whimpered a little, and I realized I was still twisting his arm. I let him go and threw him a little at the same time. He skidded across the kitchen floor. Okay, I might have thrown him
a lot
.

I next had them drop their guns and kick them over to me. Once done, I gathered the weapons and emptied them of their bullets. I dropped the bullets in one of my jacket pockets. Next, I had the four hoodlums sit around the kitchen table like good little boys.

Or bad boys.

They didn’t like a woman telling them what to do. Myself, I was getting a kick out of it. When they were all seated and staring at me sullenly, I hopped up on a stool and held the gun casually in front of me. I couldn’t help but notice my feet not only didn’t reach the floor, they didn’t even reach the first rung of the stool. Still, I swung them happily and looked at my four new friends.

“
Well,” I said, “here we all are.”

The oldest of the four, a Hispanic guy with a tattoo on his neck, leaned forward on his elbows. “Fuck you, bi—” But he stopped himself.

“
Nice catch,” I said. “You just saved yourself a big toe. Merry Christmas from me.”

It was all the guy could do to stay seated. I sensed he wanted to rush me. In fact, I was sure of it. Every now and then, he caught the eye of the black guy across from him. Something passed between them. I didn’t care what passed between them.

For now, though, he needed more information, like who the hell I was, and so he stayed seated. For now.

“
You ain’t no cop,” he said.

“
Nope.”

“
You with the feds?”

“
Used to be.”

“
Then what the hell are you?”

“
That’s the million-dollar question.”

They all looked at each other. Two of them shrugged. From the living room, I heard the
Jeopardy
theme song. I was willing to bet that drug dealers the world over had
Jeopardy
playing in the background. Nothing so innocent as four hoodlums watching
Jeopardy
together.

The Caucasian kid who had greeted me at the door had yet to look me in the eye. He stared down at the table. His wrist was raw and red where I had subdued him. He knew the potential of my strength, and kept his eyes off me and his mouth shut. The fourth guy was another black youth, maybe twenty. He had yet to speak, although he found all of this highly amusing. I sensed he was high as a kite. If I was high as a kite, I would find all this amusing, too. I focused on the Hispanic leader and the talkative black guy.

I said, “Somebody stole something that belonged to me, and I want it back.” Technically, that was true, since half of whatever was in the safe was now mine.

“
We lovers,” said the talkative black guy. “Not thieves.”

The high-as-a-kite black guy laughed. The Hispanic guy frowned. The sullen white guy kept being sullen.

“
Cut the shit,” I said. “I know there’s drugs here.” I pointed to a Pillsbury Doughboy cookie jar with a crack running up along its doughy body. “I know there’re drugs in that cookie jar over there. I know there’re drugs in the toilet bowl, and I know there’re drugs down all your pants.”

The high-as-a-kite black guy giggled nearly uncontrollably. The Hispanic leader sat forward. The energy around him crackled and spat. He said, “What the fuck do you want, lady?”

“
I want the safe,” I said.

“
What safe?”

As I said those words, I watched the others in the room. The talkative black guy blinked. The high black guy continued grinning from ear to ear. The sullen white guy sank a little deeper in his chair. Just a little. Perhaps only a fraction. Not to mention his darkish aura grew darker still.