Citizen Insane (A Barbara Marr Murder Mystery #2) (13 page)

Colt munched while I savored the milk-soaked cookies. In between bites, I pried for information. “Howard’s car is still out front. Have you seen him at all?”

He chewed, but didn’t respond.

“Hello? Are you ignoring me?”

“Yes.”

“Yes, you’re ignoring me?”

“No, I’m not ignoring you. Yes, I’ve seen him. Barely in passing.”

“Why wouldn’t he at least come by for his car?”

“I have no idea. Can we talk about something else?”

“Why did you stop by?”

“Because you ran over a woman last night and I thought you might still be a little shaken up. Just checking in because I care. Should I leave?”

“No, no.” I rubbed his arm. “I’m glad you’re here and I’m glad you care.” He played around with the apple, which was nearly all core now. I’d eaten five Oreos already and was trying to decide if I should really have another. “I need your advice.”

“I feel very important. Ask away.” He got up and threw the apple core into my trash can, then sat down and dug into the Oreos. I broke down and took another as well.

“We think Bunny Bergen shot Michelle Alexander.”

He raised an eyebrow. “Who is “we” and why do “we” think this?”

“Roz, Peggy and I. We saw them fighting after the PTA meeting—”

“You mean that really happened?”

I nodded.

“How did Weldon—”

“Waldo.”

“How did he hear about it?”

“Don’t know.”

“Did anyone else see it?”

“There was another car there that took off afterwards.”

“Did you recognize the car? Any idea who was in it?”

“No. What are you thinking?”

“Just wondering. Go on.”

“So anyway, Bunny accused Michelle of talking about her behind her back and said ‘I’ll kill you.’” I drew finger quotes for emphasis, “if she did it again.”

Colt grabbed another Oreo, but didn’t say anything for a minute. “Do you really think she’d kill someone? People say things like that without thinking.”

I washed down the cookie with the last of my milk and took a minute to let it settle. “She’s been acting funny. Not ha-ha funny, but tooty-fruity funny, and today she showed up here in the middle of the storm and the lightning flashed and her face looked like something from a slasher movie and then she took her two boys out of school early.”

“You’re starting to sound like your friend Peggy.”

The front door swooshed open and the house reverberated with the sounds of Callie entering the premises. That is to say the classic thumping of her backpack hitting the foyer floor and the ever popular slamming of the door so hard that the walls shook. Beautiful she was; graceful she was not. “Mom! I’m home.” By the sound of her voice, she was in a good mood. When she came into the kitchen and saw Colt sitting with me, her mood and her feet made a u-turn. She walked out without a word.

“Callie, do you want a snack, sweetie? We have Oreos!”

“Not hungry,” was her answer from the stairs. I counted. Five, four, three, two, one, SLAM! Her bedroom door. She had that timing down to an art.

With Callie home, I knew I had twenty minutes before I needed to be at the bus stop for Bethany and Amber. “So, to make a long story short, we think we should call the police and tell them what we saw. What do you think?”

“Sure. Absolutely.”

“Really?”

“Any information is good information,” he drummed the table. “So, what do you know about this Wadsworth guy?”

“Waldo.”

“Yeah, but that’s not his real name. What did he say it was again?”

“Why?”

“Just curious.”

“Oswald Fuchs.”

“I just took your last cookie.” His grin was wily. “I like your cookies.”

Taking my glass to the counter and throwing the empty Oreo package into the trash, I chastised him. “You are a piece of work, aren’t you?”

“I’m a piece of art.” He brushed crumbs from his hands. “Can I borrow your computer for a few minutes?”

“Yeah, it takes a few minutes to boot up though—we need a new one badly.”

He was off in a shot to my small computer room around the corner. Technically it was a closet, but we wired it for light and electricity, and it served me just fine while I posted movie reviews and articles on my website. Meanwhile, I brushed my teeth, checked out the circles under my eyes, plucked a couple of hairs from my chin, and ran to the bus stop where I tried Howard again on my cell phone while I waited for the girls. I still couldn’t reach him, but I did make a mental list of the things I had to do—laundry, dishes, pay a few bills, cook dinner, call friends and figure out a time to contact the police and report a potential killer.

Two hours after Amber and Bethany arrived home, the house was eerily quiet. Callie was still in her room, hopefully doing homework, but probably chatting online. Bethany was in her room definitely doing homework, Amber was on the living room couch watching the Disney Channel, and Colt was still in my computer room. I heard him talking on his cell phone a couple of times, but had no idea what he was doing. PI work I guessed, which was probably nothing more exciting than tracking down some guy who had written a few bad checks. I had scratched three of my to-do items off the list, but hadn’t thought about food at all. I would hold off calling Peggy and Roz until after the dinner and bedtime rush.

Popping my head into the computer room, I found Colt grabbing a sheet of paper from my printer, folding it in half and stuffing it into his back jeans pocket. My gaze rested longer on his nicely shaped rumpus longer than it should have. I gave myself a mental slap. “Hey, I think I’m going to order in Chinese. You wanna stay and join us?”

“Can’t thanks. Meeting some friends for dinner.”

“You have friends?”

“I’m a very likeable fellow, you know.” He tapped my nose playfully with his finger. “And I saw you staring at my cute butt.”

I blushed, but ignored the comment. “Fine. I guess we’ll eat alone. All the men in my life are leaving me.”

“I’ll never leave you, you know that.” He took me in for a big hug which I savored long and hard.

“I love you—” I was about to finish that sentence with “you big lug,” when he pushed me away like I had killer cooties.

I stared at him, momentarily confused.

He was looking past my shoulder. “Sorry, dude.”

My heart dropped like an anchor as it splashed into a sea of dread. I turned my head, following Colt’s gaze until my sights fell on Howard standing in the doorway. His jaw was set, his lips pressed thin. It was his hold-back-the-anger look. He closed the door behind him without ever taking his eyes off mine. He had caught us in an innocent act that didn’t look so innocent. And to make matters worse, Callie was standing next to him and Amber had viewed the entire show from her prime position on the living room couch.

“Just great,” shouted Callie. “I come downstairs to see if maybe you’re going to feed us dinner sometime this century, and here you are playing kissy-face with your boyfriend. In front of Dad! Isn’t life peachy in the Marr household? College can’t come soon enough!” She flipped herself around and stomped back upstairs.

“Hi, Daddy!” Amber cheered.

Howard broke his somber stare-grip on me, turned to Amber with a beaming smile, and scooped her up in his arms. “Hi, Sweetie. How are you?”

“Good, Daddy. Can I show you my art project?”

“Absolutely, gorgeous. Let me go talk to Callie first, though, okay?”

Colt had been inching his way past Howard, trying to sneak out, but he wasn’t successful.

“Did I scare you away?” asked Howard as Amber wriggled down out of his arms.

“You? No, no. I have friends. To meet. For dinner.” He opened the door and was about to step out, but turned to me, “Meet you tomorrow at one, remember? Straight Shooters Gun Shop—you know where it is?”

I nodded. I actually had no idea where it was, but my vocal cords had frozen.

“Just teaching your wife to shoot a handgun, man. You okay with that?”

Howard didn’t answer.

“It was her idea. Just so you know.”

Howard shoved Colt out the door, closed it hard, then took a deep breath and made his way up the stairs, never once looking me in the eye.

“Mommy,” Amber whispered, as if Howard might hear her. “Colt isn’t your boyfriend, is he?”

“No, Amber. He’s just my friend who happens to be a boy—well, a man. But he’s not my boyfriend. And he’s your father’s friend too, so don’t worry.”

“I don’t know,” said Amber shaking her head, apparently not convinced. “I think Daddy just pretends to like Colt. If you axe me, he’s jealous. Maybe ‘cuz you hug Colt a lot.” She proceeded back to the couch, where she flopped down and fixed her eyes on Disney again. “Can you fix supper now? I’m hungry.”

“I’m ordering Chinese, is that okay?”

“Can you order those squishy noodles?”

She meant chicken lo mein. “Sure.”

I heard Howard talking to Bethany, and then his footsteps moved to Callie’s room. There was a light knock, and he must have been invited in because the door squeaked open then closed again. I felt so guilty I could have melted right into the floor. I decided it was better to just get things moving rather than pace a hole in the foyer floor, wondering when he’d come back down. I grabbed the phone and dialed Hunan Rustic Woods. The fact that I knew the number by heart probably didn’t reflect well on my recent homemaking efforts. Well, I reasoned, it was healthier than Kentucky Fried, right? Anyway, the lady who took my order said it was a busy night—would be forty-five minutes before they could deliver. Fine, I’d cut up some apples to hold everyone over.

Finally I heard Howard’s footsteps and the next thing I knew he was in the living room and Amber was talking his ear off then running for her art project. It was quite the project—I was very proud. I poked my head into the living room while she was out collecting her prize. He stood next to our tall wing-back chair, hand on hip, looking very confident and handsome in his black FBI jacket.

I took a few tentative steps toward him and risked an invite. “We’re having Chinese, can you stay?”

Surprisingly, he reached out and pulled me in for a long, wonderfully warm, soft kiss. Holy cow. I wasn’t about to fight it this time. I wrapped myself around him and joined in the fun. I think I heard birds singing.

Okay, the birds were probably my imagination, but the giggling I heard from upstairs was not. When we finished, I was smiling like a Cheshire cat and Amber was running up with her art project.

“See my project, Daddy? Those are two kitty cats, and that’s a pond.” She put his hand on the poster board. “Feel that? It’s called texture. We’re learning all about it in art. Do you like it?”

Howard was smiling, but still had his other hand resting nicely on my booty. “Yes, I love it. You did a beautiful job.”

“I did, didn’t I? Okay, I’ll go away now, so if you want to go on smooching you can.” Not bothering to see if we’d continue, she took off in a flash back up the stairs. Howard wrapped his arms around me again, and we stood, faces close, smiling.

“I tried to call you a couple of times,” I said when she was gone.

“I know. I’ve been busy. Can’t talk about it. Karl dropped me off here so I could get my car, but I have to go. Don’t be mad.”

“It’s not another woman?”

“It’s WORK. And you know I can’t talk about it.” His expression changed the way it does when he wants to change the subject. “Have you heard any news on the woman last night . . . what was her name?”

“Michelle Alexander. Peggy said she’s still in intensive care.”

I lowered my voice so Amber couldn’t hear. “That’s what I wanted to talk to you about—”

Howard followed my lead and whispered as well. “How well did you know her?”

“Not very. But I wanted to talk to you about—”

“You said she was at the PTA meeting about some yearbook problem?”

“Yes, she was, but would you stop interrupting me!” I pulled away. “I want to talk about Bunny.”

“Barb. Leave it alone.”

“But—”

He stopped me quietly, but firmly. “Leave it alone. Do you hear me? But we have to talk. I’ll call you as soon as I can, okay?”

“You can’t stay just for dinner?”

He kissed me again. Just as long, just as soft. “I wish I could.”

I nodded. “Okay.”

One more quick peck and he was out the door, but not before he repeated his warning. “Remember—leave it alone. Right?”