Coletti Warlords: Just Desserts (22 page)

The Queen Mother bared her rather awesome set of crocodile teeth.
“You I can kill.”

Fuck. My grip tightened on the knife.

A badly rusted skull popped up from the rags, and two telephoto lenses zoomed in on the Queen Mother.

Holy shit. It was Mog. How in the hell had he escaped from the brig?

His clawed hand seized the evil bitch’s still-flopping tail and stuffed it in his mouth.

“You might want to look behind you,”
I said politely.

The freak of nature did a good imitation of a spitting feral cat.
“Do you think me a fool?”

“Yeah, I kinda do.”
I watched as Mog grabbed her and started chowing down.

The Queen Mother let out an ear-piercing cry and repeatedly bit his metal arm.
“I am the Queen. I am the Queen. No one is allowed to touch me. You cannot eat me.”
Her cries turned into gurgles.

Mog kept chomping away until only her head remained.
Crunch.

I winced at the bone-shattering sounds. Oh, ick. Who knew his two pitiful teeth were capable of that much damage?

Mog belched.

Keeping my laser pistol on him, I got carefully to my feet. “I’m not dessert.”

He licked the blood off his mouth and stepped toward me.

Zarek, Voss, and Talree appeared in the room and fired simultaneously, incinerating Mog.

“Aw, I wanted to kill him.”

Talree ran his hands over me. “Where are you injured?”

“It’s not my blood.” I patted his face. “You’re awfully cute. Can I keep you?”

A worried frown creased Talree’s forehead. “Did she drug you?”

“She hit her head,”
Bey informed Talree as he crawled into the room.

Zarek snapped in aggravation, “Where’s the Queen Mother?”

“Mog ate her.” I burst out laughing. “You…you should have seen the look on her scaly face when she realized she was gonna die. It was awesome.”

The Warlords stared at me in disbelief.

I looked at my father-in-law’s bloody hand. “You should get your boo-boo fixed.”

“I’m taking her to sick bay.” Talree scooped me up and teleported.

Chapter Twenty

God, I hated diplomatic affairs. This shindig was to honor the fallen warriors and celebrate the Queen Mother’s defeat.
Ding-dong
, the wicked bitch was dead, but we had lost too many in her quest to rule the galaxy.

Fighting back tears, I made a beeline for the chocolate. I opened a box of French Mint and popped one in my mouth. I sighed as the chocolaty goodness hit my taste buds. Utter perfection.

“What is this?”
A tentacle reached over my shoulder and plucked one from the box.

Gorums had a sweet tooth? I turned and gave Bebo a toothy smile.
“That’s Earth’s finest chocolate. Do you like it?”

“It tastes very much like Kodels.”
The Gorum King grabbed the entire box and dumped it down his maw.

Curiosity had me asking,
“What are Kodels?”
The image of a squirming mass of pus formed in my mind.
“Oh. Yum.”

Bebo seized the other two boxes and stuffed them in his mouth.

My eyes widened in alarm. The king’s skin had turned a funny green color. That couldn’t be good.
“Are you feeling okay?”

He burped loudly and listed to one side.
“Verrry gooood.”

Fuck. Could a Gorum get drunk on chocolate?

The Alliance musicians broke into a rousing number as dancers took to the floor.

“Like.”
Bebo slid this way then that, his tentacles bobbing along with the music. He suddenly grabbed me and spun me around the room.

The dancers fled.

“Life with you is never boring,”
Talree commented.

“It’s not my fault.”

“It never is, petka,”
Bey snipped.

Zarek demanded,
“What did Bebo eat?”

“Three boxes of chocolate.”
I gasped as we twirled faster and faster.

“According to Raj, if we feed Bebo a Rodan, it should counteract the effects of the chocolate,”
Voss stated.

“Do it,”
Zarek commanded.

A bright yellow vortex materialized and spat out a Rodan. The monster took one look around and bolted.

Braying with delight, Bebo dumped me on the floor and gave chase.

The room spun dizzily around me. “Whoa. Talk about a head rush.”

Talree hugged me. “What am I to do with you?”

I kneaded his fine ass. “How about you punish me with some hot monkey sex?”

Poof. We were in our quarters. Talree tossed me on the bed. “You are my heart, Teka.”

“And you are mine.” I opened my arms.

He fell on top of me, and our mouths mated.

Talree’s hands skimmed over me, exploring my curves and igniting a fire in my belly.

I squeaked in surprise when he suddenly drove two phantom fingers deep inside me.

“You have such a hot pussy,” my Warlord whispered, his fingers fucking me.

Harder. Faster. Twisting the coil of arousal tighter and tighter until I ignited. Ecstasy roared through me. “Bow-chicka-wow-wow. That was awesome.”

“I aim to please.”

I framed Talree’s face with my hands. “Time for me to rock your world.”

“I can’t wait.” His kiss was hard, commanding, and very thorough.

“Momma, me wet,”
Thor wailed.

I broke the kiss. “Parenthood is going to put a crimp in our sex life.”

Talree grinned. “It will, but—”

Zarek interrupted,
“I need you both on the bridge.”

“Yes, Father.”

“I’ll join you as soon as I change Thor.”

He brushed his lips over mine. “Rain check?”

“Definitely.”

He vanished.

“Momma.”

“Coming.”
I let out a contented sigh. My life might not be perfect, but I had a loving mate, a perfect little Warlord, the best friends in the universe, and a family who had never let me down. Throw in some chocolate, and I had everything I needed.

Loose Id Titles by Gail Koger

The COLETTI WARLORDS Series

Vexing Voss

Reality Bites

Just Desserts

Gail Koger

I was a 9-1-1 dispatcher for thirty-one years, and to keep insanity at bay, I took up writing. Not to worry. The insanity isn’t catching—much. Other than the addiction to chocolate and the twitch in my left eye, I’m good. Next up in the Coletti Warlord series is
Just Desserts
. My current project is
Catching Dragos
, a paranormal romance.

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