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Tate
: That wasn’t so hard, was it?

Jameson
: Shut the fuck up.

*le sigh*

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: This is for the both of you…Tell me in your opinion Jameson, which are Tate’s best and worst qualities? The same for you, Tate, which are Jameson’s?

Jameson
: Finally, my kind of questions – her best quality is how she fucks. Worst is that she snores.

Tate
: I am never sleeping with you again. Jameson’s best quality is that despite all appearances, he’s actually very forgiving. He talks a big game, but he lets me get away with murder. He lets me be me, he lets everyone around him be who they want to be. His worst quality is that he almost completely lacks empathy.

*high fives Tate*

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Also for both of you, if you’d have to describe each other in one word, what word would you choose? Satan and bitch aren’t allowed! *winks*

Tate
: HAHAHAHA, dammit … uh, dick? No … asshole? No, we can do better, um …, rude? Arrogant? Bossy? Controlling? Domi-

Jameson
: We’re going to be here all night if you don’t shut her up. One word for Tate – loving.

Tate
: One word for Jameson – taboo.

(Ohhh I’ve always loved the word “taboo”!!!)

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Jameson, what is something about Tate that you don’t know, but would love to? And please refrain from fighting in here...*although the make-up would be hot, cough, cough, interesting to watch*

Jameson
: Something I don’t know? God, that’s hard – she never shuts up, I’m pretty sure I’ve heard her life story about a million times. Hmmm … I guess I’d like to know exactly what she thought she’d get out of life with Nick that she thought she couldn’t have had with me.

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Tate, what is something you know about Jameson, but wish you didn’t. *please don’t say he is actually small, it’d ruin my visual*

Tate
: HAHAHA, no, Jameson is gorgeous all over. Just ask him, he’ll tell you. Something I wish I didn’t know … it’s kind of selfish. I wish I didn’t know how badly I hurt him, when I went to Arizona. We’ve talked about it a lot. A while ago, he said he hadn’t known the kind of power he had, that he could hurt me as badly as he did, with Pet. Well, I had no clue I could do it back. And I did. I don’t know how if I’ll be able to really forgive myself.

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Jameson, how does it feel to be Satan?

Jameson
: Have you seen the car I drive? The clothes I wear? The woman I sleep with at night? It feels fucking fantastic.

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Tate, you have a bit of Satan in you, so how did it feel to be in Jameson’s shoes for a while?

Tate
: Shitty. He pulls it off much better than I do, he can keep the title for himself.

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Tate, if you had Jameson kids, what traits of him would you want them to have (let’s say you have a boy and a girl). *pictures a mini Jameson and a mini Tate running around* And Jameson, what about Tate’s traits, what would you choose for your kids?

Tate
: EEEEEPPP!! Tiny Jamesons! Wouldn’t that be ADORABLE!? I’d want them both to have his eyes, and his strength and intelligence, his backbone.

Jameson
: Oh god. I’d want … Tate makes, AND KEEPS, friends easily. She may screw up a lot, but she has good intentions, and the best heart of anyone I’ve ever met. I’d want them to have all of that.

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Jameson, do you even want kids? And what names would you choose for boy and girl? *maybe Carol in homage to that greatest one-night stand you had after that interview* Oops, did I say that out loud?

Jameson
: Someday, maybe, it would be nice to have kids. In the far, far, distant future. Someone to carry on my name, our legacy. And why does it have to be just one night? I’m in town for the rest of the week.

*faints for a minute and blushes*

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
:  Now the big question…Jameson, when is the wedding? Will I be invited to the ceremony? Or maybe the bachelor party? *looks hopefully at Jameson*

Jameson
: Don’t say the “
W
” word around Tate, I think she’s “nesting”, or something. I’ve heard a rumor there’s some sort of tell all book about us coming out soon, maybe it’ll say. And I am completely fine with you hosting a bachelor party for me, wedding or no.

*makes a mental list of things to do and to remember to clean the house* Ooops, again, I better get back to this interview

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Now, sorry for putting you on the spotlight there, Jameson…I have a tradition here on my blog that everytime I do a interview with awesome characters, I mean, people, like you two, I do a quickfire back and forth Q&A with them…Ready? *looks down at Jameson and see that he is indeed ready*

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Daytime or Nighttime?

Jameson
: Anytime.

Tate
: Anytime.

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Favorite position

Tate
: Missionary

Jameson
: Her bent over whatever object is nearest

Who said I was talking about sex???

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Lights on or Lights off?

Tate
: On

Jameson
: On

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Favorite color?

Tate
: Gold

Jameson
: Black

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Favorite book?

Jameson
: Divina Commedia by Dante Alighieri

(I love that book too!! *jumps up and down excitedly*)

Tate
: *cough*poser*cough* The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Alborn

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Wine or Beer?

Tate
: Beer

Jameson
: Wine

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
:  Casual or Chic?

Tate
: Casual

Jameson
: Chic

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Favorite Food?

Tate
: Chinese

Jameson
: French

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Food or Sex?

Tate
: AH! CAN’T DECIDE! BOTH!? EW! BUT I CAN’T!

Jameson
: Sex

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Favorite song? Maybe the wedding song? I’m just kidding, Jameson, don’t need to look at me like that!

Jameson
: I am only controlling my temper because you’re good looking. Favorite song is the third movement in Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata.

(OHHHHH HE SAID I’M PRETTY!! *writes in her diary “This is the best day ever!! Jameson said I’m pretty!!” then looks back to them embarrassed*)

Tate
: Hmmm … ug, right now, I’d say it’s Taylor Swift “Shake It Off”, but it changes.

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Pepsi or Coke?

Tate
: Coke

Jameson
: Neither

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Cats or dogs?

Tate
: Dogs

Jameson
: Cats

(Of course, Satan would be a cat person!!)

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
:  Cuddling or Round 2? If there’s even anything like cuddling when it comes to Jameson.

Jameson
: There’s being in the ring, or passed the fuck out, I don’t know this “
cuddling
” you speak of.

*blushes*

Tate
: And people wonder why I sneak into Sandy’s room to cuddle

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Bed or Sofa?

Jameson
: whichever is closest

Tate
: Bed

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Underwear or Commando?

Tate
: Underwear

Jameson
: Commando

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
:  Prince Charming or Satan?

Tate
: Both rolled into one

Jameson
: Is this a real question?

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: Fast or Slow? ( Take your minds out of the gutter, it could be anything!)

Jameson
: I like everything fast. Women, cars, money, sex.

Tate
: Yeah, I’d have to agree with him on that.

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Beauty and the Beastly Books
: And finally, Boxers or Briefs? (*hopes Jameson would show her and Tate won’t kill her*)

Jameson
: depends on the clothing. Suits, I wear briefs. Jeans, I wear boxers. At home, nothing. If you’d just get my buckle, I can show -,

Tate
: This would be much easier if we weren’t in an interview room. Just sayin’ ….

(Well, we can go to my apartment, it’s quite close actually…DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AGAIN???)

Thank you so much for coming (I sure did enjoy seeing Jameson so close! *looks at Tate, did I say that out loud again?* Jesus, did anyone spill something on my drink?! ) I had the best time! I hope you come back soon and bring Sandy! *slips Jameson her number*

Jameson
: I’m changing one of my answers.

Tate
: The interview is over, Jameson, you can’t just decide -

Jameson
: Tate’s worst quality is that she’s too hard on herself, and takes what people say to heart too easily, particularly things that aren’t even true. Her best quality is that when she loves someone, she loves everything about them, even their faults. Even if they’re the devil.

Tate
: Oh my god, Jameson, that was really sweet. Why can’t you be like that all the time!? Why couldn’t you have just -,

Jameson
: Tatum.

Tate
: What?

Jameson
: Shut the fuck up. The interview is over.

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Author's Note: A love note from Jameson to Tate for Valentine's Day – part of a project with the lovely True Story Book Blog.

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