Read Condemned (Death Planet Book 1) Online
Authors: Edward M. Grant
Tags: #humor, #furry, #horror, #colonization, #mutants, #aliens, #thriller
Dean laughed. “Come on. Drink like a real man.”
Daniel held his nose, took another mouthful, and gulped it down. The spilt beer ran down his chest and legs, and the smell filled his nostrils as his fingers released his nose.
“Guess it’s alright, then,” the other Guard said.
Dean tapped the keg. “But we’ll be keeping this as evidence, just in case.” He nodded toward the gate. “Get in there.”
Daniel pushed the cart until it moved, then lumbered through the gates into the courtyard beyond, before they could change their minds. They wouldn’t have long.
After he escaped from Red, Guy had taken Daniel aside, to a shed near the castle. A drone followed them in to watch, and Guy slammed the door closed after his own drone had chased it out. Then he argued for hours, before Daniel could finally agree to his plan.
“If your comrades have to see you die,” Guy said, “wouldn’t you rather they see you die doing something important, giving your life heroically to help other people, not just because some shithead sticks a gun in your face and pulls the trigger so he can steal your shinies?”
Hopefully, Daniel’s comrades would never see anything that might happen to him on Hades. Seeing what had happened so far might well be enough to kill some with grief.
“Why don't you do it?”
Guy pointed at his scarred face. “I'm an old man with one eye. I'm not cut out for Poster-Boy of the Glorious Revolution. If they put a statue of me in Slave Square, it would scare the kids. You'll be a hero, and a good looking one at that. People will flock to join us, and change the world.”
It would be a better fate than rats fighting over his dead body in an alley. But he'd still be dead.
“I just don't know if I can do it.”
“I've got two dozen men waiting in the mountains, ready to rock. Moses is bringing them down on his boat tonight.”
“Why would Moses want to join the Revolution? He doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who wants to free the people from tyranny.”
“The slaves are just for show. He can move around easily as a trader, check things out, collect information. Moses is one of the Revolution’s best spies. But, if you don't do this, it will be a waste of time. The Guards will still be organized, we'll be dead, and the Revolution will be over. The King will crack down even worse on anyone who opposes him. There'll be executions every day for the next six months.”
Daniel shivered. If his fear destroyed the one chance for real human rights here, could he live with all that on his conscience?
“Why can't one of the others do it?”
“We're thieves, rapists and murderers. If we killed the King and took over the city, would you believe us when we said we did it for the good of the people? Anyone with half a brain would run before we even had a chance to explain.”
Daniel's stomach clenched. It wasn't just the spicy pie. He'd be blowing himself to pieces, just to help others. Would it be worth his life? He would never even know. What if it was all just a waste? What would his comrades think if he blew himself up, and the result was a world even worse than this?
Guy slapped Daniel’s shoulder. “Kid, you're our only hope.”
Or what if Guy was lying? Just playing some dumb game with the King, or trying to take control of the city himself? He’d done his best to help Daniel, but... maybe just because he needed someone to do this. Don’t trust anyone, remember. He looked into Guy’s eye, which stared back into his.
There was something he needed to know.
“What were you Condemned for?”
“I told you not to ask.”
“If you don't trust me enough to tell me the truth, why should I trust you?”
Guy sighed. “Rape and murder.”
“Did you do it?”
“Shit, kid. It was twenty years ago. What does any of that matter now? I was young and stupid. I grew up, I learned my lesson, I figured out what's really important in life. You know you're not meant to be here. What kind of life would you have, if just turn away and let things stay as they are? You'll end up like me, growing old, wishing you could go back and start all over again.”
“I just don't want to die.”
“Think of your blonde. The Revolution would finally free her from that whorehouse. She'd remember you forever.”
He thought of her face, her eyes, the way she distracted Red to help him escape. Perhaps there was still something inside her head that hadn’t been destroyed by the abuse she'd suffered. Maybe she could still live a real life, if she was free.
Of course, she had been Condemned, like the girl from the pod who tried to trade him for her freedom. But so had he. For all he knew, half the people on Hades had been Condemned for opposing the State, not harming anyone. What could a girl like that have done to deserve her fate?
“Come on,” Guy said. “You know you want to. You fought for freedom at home, you can give us freedom here.”
“What if I change my mind after I get into the castle?”
“The King will kill you, very slowly, and stick your head on a spike at the gates. When he hears I’m involved, mine will be up there, too. And the rest of my men. So don't get caught.”
At least he'd be famous, and people would appreciate him. With any luck, the news would filter back to his comrades through their friends and the commissars. Even if they weren't proud of him for fighting for what was right, they'd still know he'd done something worthwhile with his life here, rather than just become another savage fighting for food and sex.
“You just close your eyes,” Guy said, “set off the bomb, and it will all be over. There are much more painful ways to die around here. Much, much more painful.”
After that, Guy had shown Daniel the bomb. He’d planned this whole thing even before they met, planned how to get in to the King, assembled the bomb, but never used it.
“I did think about killing him myself,” Guy said, “but I’ve spent too many years struggling to survive every minute of the day to give up now. I’d chicken out at the last second, and screw it all up. And how would the Revolution begin, if there was no-one left to lead it?”
“So you waited for the pods to arrive, and picked me?”
“Not until I saw how you acted on Moses’ boat. I thought you'd just help me get organized, and we'd find someone else to do this job. When I saw the what you did there, I knew I’d found a man who really cared about people, and had the balls to carry this through. Slave Square just proved it.”
Then he picked up the two kegs that made up the bomb, and slung them over Daniel’s shoulders with leather straps. He adjusted the straps until they fit, while Daniel struggled under the weight of the thing. He didn’t know about explosives, but something that heavy was sure to make a big bang.
“I couldn’t even get to the King.”
“Tomorrow is the annual Brawl. There’ll be fighting, and killing, and executions, and one big old party to impress the newbies who were able to take care of themselves, and not get caught. The castle will be busy tonight. You just have to sneak in with the bomb, and get close enough to use it.” Daniel's heart jumped as Guy slapped his shoulder. “You know it's the right thing to do. Go out with a bang. Free Hades, and make your comrades proud.”
So, just after sunset, Daniel was pushing a bomb into the King's castle, with a choice between rapid, painless death in an explosion, or slow, painful death if they caught him.
What had he been thinking?
G
uy swam slowly along the shallow, water-filled ditch from the castle to the river. Just don’t think of what else is in it. If he could close his eye and nose, he might not notice, but the stench of shit, and the occasional passing turd, kept reminding him. Just hope you don’t catch anything.
The dumb kid better be following his part of the plan. Guy could have sent the drone up there to check, but he needed it right now. He moved his hands and legs as little as possible while still swimming upstream against the current. The sound of waster splashing might give him away. The dim glow of the moon, and the burning torches on the battlements, wouldn’t be enough for the Guards to see him unless they looked his way. And who would be dumb enough to swim up Shit Creek?
He followed the stream into the hole beneath the castle wall, keeping his backpack above the water. He knew his way around there well. As he should. He was one of the slaves who built it. Long ago, when he first arrived on Hades, before they sent him to the mines. The rest, so far as he knew, had died there. He was the last to know all the castle's secrets.
The world went dark as he swam beneath the wall. The drone flew ahead, its light-intensifiers showing him a grainy view of the world, then turned back to show him where he was swimming. Something splashed into the water nearby.
The fresh, stinky turd floated past, heading downstream. Guy dodged past it, and grabbed the wall, feeling the rough surface of a rock outcropping until he found a place he could grip. He saw himself for a second through the drone’s cameras as it buzzed past, then looked up. Faint, flickering light glowed through a hole a few feet above the centre of the stream.
A pair of plump, red buttocks poked out of a hole alongside it. The drone hovered to the side, watching. Guy didn’t have much time. Certainly not long enough to wait for some Guard to finish shitting and pissing, and get back to work. Particularly if he was doing it as an excuse not to have to deal with whatever might be going on upstairs.
The buttocks twisted, and the roar of a fart echoed around the tunnel. The drone slid sideways beneath the wooden seat, and banged against the right buttock. The Guard’s ass twisted in the hole, and the drone smacked into it again.
Orange light flickered through the hole as the Guard stood.
“Fucking rats.”
Guy waited a moment for the sound of the Guard adjusting his clothes, then stomping away along the corridor above. The drone whirred up through the hole, and hovered just above the seat, surveying the surroundings. Only the flickering flames from the torches on the walls lit the corridor, and a cloud of smoke hung near the ceiling. The Guard was disappearing into the smoky haze, and the rest of the corridor was empty. The muffled sound of voices echoed around the dungeon, bouncing from too many walls to be intelligible. The King didn’t want anyone rescuing the prisoners, and security would only become tighter the further Guy ventured inside.
Where was that damn kid?
Guy grabbed the wall, tossed his pack through the hole in the seat, and pulled himself up toward it. The drone hovered in the corridor. After the King’s rooms, the dungeon was the best guarded place in the castle, and he’d have to abort his whole plan if the boy didn’t pull most Guards away. Worse, when he did, there would only be minutes to act before the excitement was over, and the dungeon swarmed with Guards again.
He grabbed the sides of the hole, and pulled himself up. His toes scrabbled for grip in the gaps between the stones, slipped, then tried to find grip again. His muscles strained as he pulled himself higher, until his head rose through the hole. He pushed his arm out, grabbed the stones on the wall, and heaved as he tried to squash his shoulders together. He’d never have been able to fit, if he was as fat as the Guard.
He pulled himself out, and swung his feet down to the floor. Water dripped from his naked body, and he smelled like shit. The latter wasn’t unusual around Kingston, and was why he’d left his clothes behind, but being naked and soaking wet in the dungeon could still be hard to explain. At least he didn’t have to worry about drying his hair, when he barely had any.
He crept along the hallway, pausing to listen every few steps, and trying to stay in the shadows as he moved. The drone hovered nearby, and he sent it ahead to scout, buzzing along the corridor. One Guard stood at his post with a pistol in his belt. The drone whirred to a stop in front of his face, and he turned toward it. He tried to swat it away, but the drone dodged each time. Just keep him distracted.
Guy took slow, deliberate steps toward the Guard, placing his feet carefully and gently on the stone floor to minimize the noise. The Guard tried to swat the drone again, but it dodged the other way, then moved in closer. The nearer its fans came to his ears, the less likely he was to hear any noise over the high-pitched, non-stop buzzing.
The Guard pulled a short sword, and swung it toward the drone. The drone tilted for a second as its fan blades clattered against the metal of the sword blade. Then it twisted aside, and the Guard yelped as a fan blade smacked into his cheek, leaving a long, bloody scratch in his skin.
He swung the sword again, and the drone dodged, then smacked into the side of his helmet, the fan blades beating a metallic rhythm on the iron. He swung his free hand toward it, and it reversed along the corridor.
“Come here, you little shit,” the Guard yelled, and ran after the drone.
Guy backed into the shadows. As the Guard approached, Guy lunged forward, and swung an arm around his neck. The Guard twisted in his grip as his legs kept moving for a second after his head stopped, but didn't even have time to shout before Guy pulled the helmeted head back, and slammed the long blade of his dagger down into the man's chest, between the neck of the leather jerkin, and his chin. The Guard jerked for a second as the blade pierced his heart, then went still.
Guy dragged him into the shadows, just as a faint orange glow appeared on the walls ahead. Two Guards strolled past the end of the corridor, holding torches.
“Smells like shit down here,” one of them said.
“Assholes are probably smearing it on the cell walls again.”
“Filthy little cocksuckers.”
“At least they’re not throwing it out the bars at me, like they did last week.”
Guy waited for the tapping of their footsteps to disappear before he dragged the body away. One down, several to go. And lots more to sneak past after that, if they weren’t called away to something more important first.
Where was that fucking kid?
D
aniel glanced back toward the castle entrance, then at the archway in the inner wall surrounding the tower. Two Guards slouched by the archway. More stared down at him from the battlements above. Guy said the King lived in the tower, and, if Daniel was King, that was certainly where he would live.