Confessions of a Transylvanian (54 page)

“
We...want...lips...
”

Very faintly.

But I swear, if you try, you can hear it just as plain as day.

“
We...want...lips...we...want...lips...
”

Go on. Stop by. Park by the back door. Give a listen.

Yo
u’
ll see.

Acknowledgments

Creating this book would not have been possible without the love and support of our friends and family and we would like to thank them all for their various contributions. To Sara Nichols, Elita Michelle, and the Theis girls for their patience and love, to David Theis, David Blixt and Dean Glorioso for their priceless editorial contributions, to Stephen Jenn for his unfettered guidance, to Paul Stroili for his magnificent graphic design, to Peter Katsaros and the G&C crowd for their unwavering encouragement and to our editors, Matt and Dave Balson, for their keen eyes and unflagging devotion to perfectionism.

Most of all, our thanks to the real-life members of the Wild and Untamed Things for their decades of love, laughs and companionship.

Extras

Visit RockyConfessions.com/extras for pictures of the original Wild and Untamed Things along with a few more stories and other goodies from the Ultravision years.

We see you shiver with antici…

…pation.