Crane
Authors: Robert Crane and Christopher Fryer
CRANE
SEX, CELEBRITY,
and MY FATHER’S
UNSOLVED
MURDER
ROBERT CRANE
AND CHRISTOPHER FRYER
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Crane, Robert David.
Crane : sex, celebrity, and my father’s unsolved murder / Robert Crane and Christopher Fryer.
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Includes index.
ISBN 978-0-8131-6074-0 (hardcover : alkaline paper) —
ISBN 978-0-8131-6076-4 (PDF) — ISBN 978-0-8131-6075-7 (ePub)
1. Crane, Bob, 1929-1978. 2. Television actors and actresses—United States—Biography. 3. Murder—Investigation—Arizona—Scottsdale. 4. Cold cases (Criminal investigation)—-Arizona—Scottsdale. 5. Crane, Robert David. 6. Crane, Bob, 1929-1978—Family. 7. Fathers and sons—United States—Biography. 8. Fame—Social aspects—California—Los Angeles. 9. Sex—Social aspects—California—Los Angeles. 10. Hollywood (Los Angeles, Calif.)—Social life and customs. I. Fryer, Christopher.
II. Title.
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To Anne, Chuck, Debbie, and Karen
I am a camera with its shutter open, quite passive, recording, not thinking.
—Christopher Isherwood,
The Berlin Stories: Goodbye to Berlin
4. One Happy Little Family, 1956–1964
5. CSI: Crime Scene Ineptitude, 1978
7. Round Up the Usual Suspects, 1978
10. Living la Vita Hogan, 1967
12. Divorce, Tarzana Style, 1968–1969
14. Love in a Time of War, 1969–1970
15. Don’t Make Waves, 1970–1971
18. Heeeere’s Jackie!!! 1972–1975
19. The Family Photo Album, 1975
20. Take the Bunny and Run, 1976–1977
23. There Ain’t No Stinkin’ Closure! 1979–1980
24. For Members Only, 1981–1982
30. Groundhog Day, Scottsdale, 1990
32. John, John, Jack, and Johnny, 1990–1991
33. Murder Cases Never Close, 1991
34. Planes, Cars, and Roller Coasters, 1991
37. The Beat Goes On, 1992–1993
40. Judgment at Scottsdale, 1994
42. Yet Another Cold Call, 1996
43. Same Shit, Different Century, 2000–2001
Appendix A. Bob Crane Interviewed by John Carpenter for an X-Rated “Swingers’” Magazine, 1969
Appendix B. Robert Crane and John Carpenter Telephone Call Transcript, 1978
Appendix D. Robert Crane’s Piece for
Auto Focus
Website, 2002
Appendix E.
HWY 111:
Bob Crane’s Ten Stupid Questions, 2003
This book is a work of memory, and as such there may be other people who have different recollections of these events. I have written what I remember to be true and accurate. Some names have been changed for reasons that will be obvious. Some quotes from Greg Kinnear, Paul Schrader, and Willem Dafoe regarding
Auto Focus
were taken from a variety of sources, and not necessarily from one specific evening’s conversation. They do, however, convey the essence of what was said.
Robert Crane
1
On Thursday, June 29, 1978, I was twenty-seven years and two days old. I had just interviewed the hottest star in Hollywood for Playboy’s new Euro-hip
Oui
magazine. I was living in Westwood, California, the epicenter of movies, nightlife, and all things cool in Los Angeles. Life was almost perfect for a young man in my position—almost, because twelve hours earlier, someone had crept into the room where my dad, TV star Bob Crane, was sleeping and bashed in his head with a blunt object. I was about to find that out.
It was 3:00 in the afternoon. I was home alone at the apartment my dad and I shared. Westwood was an eclectic mix of neighborhoods. UCLA student apartments and frat houses mixed genially with the grander estates of L.A.’s elites. In fact, Dad owned a large, handsome house that was less than a mile from the two-bedroom apartment he was sharing with me.
At the time Dad was going through very heated divorce proceedings and needed a safe-house. I guess most divorce proceedings are heated, but his marriage had become Chernobyl on the Pacific. The meltdown had begun six months earlier in December 1977 when he stepped off a United Airlines jet at LAX from Cincinnati, where he’d been directing and performing in his dinner theater workhorse
Beginner’s Luck
over the previous month. Since the cancellation of
Hogan’s Heroes
in 1971, live theater had been paying most of my dad’s bills. At the airport, he wasn’t greeted by a driver or a loving family member; a man walked up to him and asked, “Are you Bob Crane?”
“Yes,” he answered, pen ready, thinking the guy wanted an autograph.
“These are for you,” the guy said, and slapped divorce papers against his chest.
Like most boys in distress, he retreated to his mother. A widow, Rose lived in a one-bedroom apartment just down the street from mine. Dad
couldn’t go back to his own house because Patti, his second wife who was now suing him for divorce, was in residence there with her teenage daughter from her first marriage and with Scotty, my six-year-old half brother. The house is a half-timbered Tudor affair, draped on the hillside like a spider’s web, and Patti had taken up her position in its center, guarding her realm.
When my dad and Patti collided, I had been living alone in my own Westwood apartment. Dad asked me to move in with him at his new digs, and I did—going literally half a block up the street. The 1930s building had nice big windows and hardwood floors. We set up the living room as a little theater for projection TV, which was the newest craze, with those primary-color lights that broadcast the entire television spectrum. We each had a bedroom. The kitchen area was very small, which was fine because we didn’t cook. It was all TV dinners and takeout for us. The dining room was the postproduction room. The guests at our dining table were my dad’s equipment: Sony VHS and Beta video recorders, a monstrous three-quarter-inch cassette video deck, an Akai quarter-inch audiotape recorder, a Sony handheld video camera, hundreds of video and audio cassettes and vinyl records, a turntable, microphones, a Nikon F still camera, camera tripods, RCA and Sony television monitors, a metal bar for cutting video and audio tape. All the new and exciting techno-gear of 1977 and ’78 was on that table.
So at 3:00 p.m. on June 29 I was alone at the apartment writing up the interview I had just done with Chevy Chase for
Oui.
Chevy had emerged as the first star of the mold-shattering, late-night television revue
Saturday Night Live,
and he was about to become a big-time movie star.
Oui,
owned by Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Enterprises, badly wanted him in the magazine, and I was the lucky guy on the assignment. I was sitting there transcribing tape—which, for the uninitiated, meant turning on a Panasonic portable cassette recorder, listening to a sentence or two, turning it off, typing the words on my Smith-Corona electric typewriter, turning the tape on again, and repeating the process over and over for an endless number of hours. It was important to me to have the interviewee’s words transcribed perfectly so there could be no mistaking the subject’s “voice.” Not exactly a glamorous life, sitting in a room by yourself rolling tape, but Chevy was making me laugh with his candid observations of his former cast mates.
